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                       * nyquil issue number two *

  here we go with issue two of nyquil. in this issue we have recluse and
  pericles doing a very funny escapade in #chinese. i was very happy to
  see someone submit, and hope many more will follow. a little info on
  our policy, we release every three days, and are currently not taking
  sites or hq's of any kinds. however that does not mean that we will not
  be taking sites etc. in the near future. so sit back and enjoy nyquil 
  number two...

  -pale
 
 * this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *

- Done by: recluse
- Assisted by: Pericles (who plays the part of Doongah, the loyal follower)

/  Well, in this little sharade I pulled off for NyQuil,  I pretend to be
the Emperor of China (going by the nick of "bockla", the Phillipino word
for bitch) in the channel #chinese... /

IRC log started Sat May 27 00:22

<Duungah> Si..
<Artemis> *yawn*

<Duungah> Say it!
-<bockla>- Hello my loyal followers... I am the emperor of China.
<Doongah> Hello, masta.
<Doongah> Hajume!

-<bockla>- This is my first visit to to the "InterNet".  It seems like a 
  pleasant place.

<Doongah> Masta, I am honered to meet you, and to be in your prescense.  Your english is 
  very good, masta.

 ....many late nights!!!

-<bockla>- Doongah: Ah, a loyal follower!  How would you like to visit China 
  some day?  Or do you live there now?

<Doongah> bock : I live america.  Chinatown!  Doongah Jufah!  Chinamen 
  are friends.  I know chinamen.  Chinatown good.
-<bockla>- I could have my ambassador arrange to have some of you InterNet 
  people flown over to my palace.

<Doris> hi all

-<bockla>- Hello Doris, I am the emperor of China.
<Doris> bockla u really?
-<bockla>- Yes Doris.
<Doongah> Que da who voy asar!

<Doris> bockla ahahah...where r u?

<Doongah> Bockla : may I show you around the internet, master?

<Doongah> Bockla : this is what we call IRC, Internet Relay Chat, master.
-<bockla>- Doris I will be flying to Zaire next Saturday.  I am currently 
  residing in Washington D.C. as a guest of the president.

-> *Duungah* Mao Zendong.

<Doongah> Hajume!
<DOKKEN-> shit this is so fucken boring
-<bockla>- Me and my people are discussing trade policies at the moment.
<Jul1> get off dokken, no one likes or appreciates your language
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- such languange around royalty such as myself.  Perhaps this 
  InterNet isn't so friendly as I thought it to be.

<Doongah> Bock : this is an evil channel master.  Please follow me.

<DOKKEN-> bockla: hey who the hell are you...,
<DOKKEN-> hell no this is irc shit

<Duungah> Doon gah!
-<bockla>- DOOKEN- do you know who I am?  I am the emperor of China..  You 
  will stop this foolishness and bow before me.

<DOKKEN-> bockla: and shit at your face? hell no sorry ... NOT!!! HAHAHAH

-<bockla>- Doongah: You will be rewarded greatly for your loyalty.

<ice> DOOKEN: don't give that shit!!!!
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- You will pay dearly for those remarks.
<DOKKEN-> BOCKLA:  THE EMPOROR IS DEAD HAHAHAAH WE CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF LONG 
  B4 GOD CREATE THIS SHIT HOE

<Jul1> dokken you've got a major problem
-<bockla>- Doongah see to it DOOKEN- is tracked down and caned.

<DOKKEN-> jul1: what???? he started whti all this crap hahahah emporor my ass
<ice> DOKKEN: no one wants to bow....we don't care...

-<bockla>- DOKKEN- I have taken over the throne.  You silly boy, don't you 
  read the newspaper?
<DOKKEN-> uce: hehehe me not going to bow..helkll not even to god himself

-<bockla>- Such disloyalty!!!!  I am outraged.
<Doongah> Yes, master.
<Doongah> Hajume!

<Doongah> DOOOOOOOOOON GAHHHHHH!
-<bockla>- Doongah see to it I never visit this InterNet place again.  The 
  rudest people gather here.
<ice> dokken: is it bockla wants people tp bow him???
<Doongah> Yes, master.  Shall we live, master?

-<bockla>- ice That would be approprite.  I am Chinese royalty.

<Doongah> Master : Sorry!  Please, forgive me master.  Typing error.  USA 
  keyboards bewilder me.

<Doongah> Master : Shall we exit this cursed place?
-<bockla>- Doongah Yes, let us be off loyal servant.

<DOKKEN-> bockla: hahahah there is no newspaper... since you become the call 
  claimed emporor...you screwed all the people of their living and earnings 
  that they used all the newspaper to wipe their ass with...cuz you use all 
  their toilet paper wiping your own ass hahahahahaha

<Doongah> What the fuck?  Who the fuck are you?  you're a liar!
<Doongah> DOON GAH!
<Doongah> JU FA!
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- You are a disgrace to my people.  I pray I never see you 
  again.
<ice> bockla: we r not ur people...so don't give us that shit!!!!!

-<bockla>- ice By God YOU will bow to me!
-<bockla>- Now I must be off.. enough of this nonsense.

IRC log ended Sat May 27 00:34

-- editors notes -- 

there has been a little rucus over the idea that i ripped the idea for irc
captures from a group call " k-lined ". i would like to make it clear to
k-lined and everyone else that i did not attempt to rip the idea. i hope we
can release in peace with each other.