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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:Zorro The Anarchist
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/27/93
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Time Of Release:6:23:pm
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?18?Of?OCAP??????????????
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Freedom Of Press, And any                       
other civil liberty we can exploit.
????????????????????????How To properly smoke fish????????????????????????????????

     In this issue I will run you through the step by step method of SMOKING 
  fish. This may seem repulsive to you now But once your high on those chunks
  'o cod you ain't never comin' down. 


    Step #1: Remove the scales from fish. Becareful you don't want to stub your
             toe!
    Step #2: Get ridda' the bones. This is really hard when all you have to 
             work with is half a pair of tweezers, broken scissors with three
             finger holes, and an old rusty nail.
    Step #3: Ditch the eyes. This can be tricky with a pair of nail clippers. 
             I suggest you use a tampon.
    Step #4: Remove the skin. This makes a great party game!
    Step #5: Take off the fins. This is great if the fish is still alive!
    Step #6: Let it dry. This make great inscense.
  Step #6.5: Open your can 'o tuna. If you have followed the steps 'till now you
             are going to have fresh smokin' fish.
    Step #7: Smoke it! 

     The proper way to smoke a fish. This is really easy if your high. Break it
   up, put it into a paper cup and set carefully onto the stove. Turn the stove
   on! Be careful not to Slip on dog cum. Inhale deeply through straw and 
   hold for 25 seconds.

    Step #8: You might want to take this opportunity to fuck a chicken!
   Step #10: Teach your friends how good fish is!


    
          This Article was written when was written while I was being sodomized
    by a flock of birds. Then I was inside and there was a dog. I looked at the
    dog closely and was shocked to see that he had 2 tails. I said hey doggie 
    you shouldn't have two tails. And I pulled one out. I shit my pants when I
    saw that I had pulled out another smaller dog! I grabbed the tail of the 
    smaller dog and ripped it out and just as I thought another dog came out!
    but thank god this one only had one tail. I went back to the first dog and
    said "you had two dogs up yer ass you! He looked at me funny and tried to 
    say something, but he had no mouth! So I grabbed my machete and hacked a 
    mouth into his chin! But I didn't give the other dogs mouths because they 
    were up the other dogs ass.
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