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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:DeadPool
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/27/93
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Time Of Release:11:22:pm
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?12?Of?OCAP??????????????
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?Dedicated?  ????? ?          ????If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of speech,        ? ??listed below,delete this file.
Freedom Of Press, And any                       
other civil liberty we can exploit.
?????????????????--??A bunch of useless Lyrics! ! !?--??????????????????????????
           Some Lyrics to shove up your ass...

       Soul Asylum - Somebody to Shove from Grave Dancers Union

    Granndfather watches the grandfather clock and the phone hasn't rang for so
    long ...the time flies by like a vulture in the sky suddenly he breaks into
    song....I'm waiting by the phone , waiting for you to call me up and tell
    me I'm not alone...Hello speak up is there somebody there these hang-ups are 
    getting me down In a world frozen with over exposure lets talk about it lets
    go out and paint the town....I'm waiting by the phone waiting for you to 
    call me up and tell me I'm not alone...I want somebody to shove ..I need 
    somebody to shove...I want somebody to shove me...you're a dream for 
    insomniacs prize in the cracker jacks all the difference in the world is 
    just a call away...and I'm waiting by the phone waiting for you to call me 
    up and tell me I'm not alone...I want somebody to shove I need somebody to 
    shove I want somebody to shove me...

        UKJ - Goddamn Devil - Americas Least Wanted

    Rape,D.U.I.,assault and battery 
    These are the things that will bring you to me
    murder and theft and all of the above
    you can bet your life I know what your thinking of
    I've taken you and I'll take your friends
    Don't you worry we all meet in the end 
    'cause lifes a bitch and then you die'
    trust me baby cause I don't lie

    I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
    I'm the goddam devil and I do it for free
    
    I know the story about your life 
    if you killed your brother or beat your wife
    And I am here to punish you
    You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool
    The time has come to say goodbye
    The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie
    there will be torture and there will be pain
    cause this is hell baby die in flames

    I'm the Goddamn devil,this job pleases me
    I'm the goddamn devil, Satan if you please
    I'm the goddamn devil,this job pleases me
    I'm the goddamn devil and I do it for free

    Theres one way out if you dare
    We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hair
    As Satans child you'll start a band 
    and spread the word across the land

    I'm the goddamn devil,this job pleases me
    I'm the goddamn devil,satan if you please
    I'm the goddamn devil,this job pleases me
    I'm the goddamn devil!



    G'n'r - Perfect Crime - Use Your Illusion I 

    Kickin' back in the shadows 
    got no need for the light
    Who's sorry now old timer
    Look how you spent your life
    scroungin for change
    to put some money in your pocket
    my how scratch does burn
    laughin at the suckers as you pissed away

    But I got the time and I got the muscle 
    I got the need to lay it all on the line
    I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hutle
    It's a perfect crime 
    Goddamn it's a perfect crime
    Mother Fucker its a perfect crime
    I said it's perfect

    Keep the demons down
    and drag the skeletons out
    I got a blind man followin me in chains
    I said he's fun to watch
     When the world has stopped
    An I think he's got something to say
    "You wanna fuck with me don't fuck with me
    Cause I'm what you'll be so don't fuck with me
    If you had better sense
    You'd just step aside from the bad side of me
    Don't fuck with tha bad side a me 
    Stay away from the bad side a me
    Don't fuck with the bad side

    T-Minus 1:09 and counting

    Ostracized but that allright
    I was thinkin about a lil' something myself
   
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

    Call on everybody who's got last rights 
    Said It's better if you locked em away
    Running through the visions
    At the speed of light
    Won't ya let me be
    Mother fucker just let me be
    Goddamn it better let me be
    Don't ya know ya better let me be

    Perfect crime
    goddamn it it's the perfect crime 
    mother fucker it's the perfect crime
    Dontcha know it's the perfect crime



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