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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:Zorro The Anarchist
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/13/93
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?3?Of?OCAP??????????????
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?Dedicated? ????? ? ????If you are offended by the topic
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Freedom Of Press, And any
other civil liberty we can exploit.
???????????????????Torture -n- Stuff???????????????????????????
Let me start by telling you this is my first article written for
O.C.A.P.. Just recently becoming a member I haven't really done much except
making stationary for the organization. As one of the writers for the
organization I will be in the Racism, Torture, and Anarchy department. Well
enough moronic chatter, now enjoy Effective Torture Methods!
First let me dispell any myths or fears you might have about
torturing someone.
Myth #1: Torture is painful.
Wrong, Torture is not painful to the tormentor, it is PHUN!
Myth #2: Torture is Satanic.
Well, Satanic Rituals *are* torture, but they end in bloody DEATH!
Myth #3: Torture is evil.
Damn straight!
Myth #4: Torture is not fun.
What? You don't think gettin' whipped with a leather strap is fun?
What the fuck's wrong with you? Are psychotic er sumthin'?
Myth #5: You will go to Hell for it.
What the fuck?! Who the hell started this rumor anyway? Probably
some 11 year old cum junky named Andy Hobbes!
Myth #6: It's not the Cristian way.
Hey, Jesus forgives!
Myth #7: 1200 Baud is Hellish torture.
Damn straight it is! And don't you forget it.
Myth #8: Labor is torture.
Who gives a shit, conception is fun!
Myth #9: Torture is sick.
Fuck you, its not sick. Masturbation is sick. Your mother is sick.
But torture is not sick.
Myth #10: Pussy shaving is torture.
If you think this you obviously don't have a bitch, or don't shave
her cunt. Chicks love havin' their pussies shaved.
I have comprised a list of some spiffy methods of torture followed
by their explanations. So without further ado I give you some really swell
stuff!
#1: Chinese Water Torture
This is a fun little way of driving someone completely insane. First tie
your victim down. Next grab a bucket o water and an eye dropper. Drip
the water on the middle of their forehead for a few hours, it starts to
get real tender and it drives them insane!
#2: Vietnamese Water Torture
This is a lot more fun then the chink method! Tie the asshole down. Grab
a bucket o water and a thin peice of cloth, preferably silk or nylon.
Put the cloth on the mother fuckers mouth and pour water onto it. It
is really fun to watch him/her choke and gag on the pouring water!
#3: Vietnamese Bamboo Torture
There are two great ways of administering this method. Tie the S.O.B.
down. And stick matured bamboo peices under their finger & toenails.
And/or cook mature bamboo fragments in some meatballs and feed the
fucker! This will tear their intestines to shreds!
#4: Electric Shock Torture
Hang the faggot from the ceiling by his hands. Drench him in water. Get a
source of electricity with a hell of alot of volts but .5 amps. And shock
the fudge packer till he's unconsious!
Now those methods are some of my personal favorites. But I have been reading
some other electronic magazines and heard some of these cheese methods.
#1: Hang him up by his balls with a fishing hook from the top of a building.
#2: Throw a 12 year old naked female virgin into a room full o niggers.
#3: Listening to 12 straight hours of rap.
#4: Give a vasectomy without anestesia.
Well there you go... I hope you have fun applying these methods to a
suitable victem. But don't get caught.
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