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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:DeadPool
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/04/93
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Time Of Release:1:76:am
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?2?Of?OCAP??????????????
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?Dedicated? ????? ? ????If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of speech, ? ??listed below,delete this file.
Freedom Of Press, And any
other civil liberty we can exploit.
???????????????????How To Spot a |<-/)a|> WareZ d00Dz???????????????????????????
Welcome to another issue of OCAP, This issue will be dealing with
the ever so /<-/>aD WaReZ D00D. Yeah these are the guys running around
replacing 'O' with '0' and 'S' with 'Z'....the kinda people who upload
games/utils before they use them or if they ever use them...what kinda
idiots are these people? How can I avoid them?....Read on
10 Characteristics of a S00per WaReZ D00D
1.High speed modem (19.2+).
2.Games older than two days are too old to play.
3.All boards with less than a GiG drive are not considered ELiTE
4.All messeges have to end with l8r and are like two words long.
5.They wonder why they've been busted after using a Code or Dial-up
thats been passed around like a used condem.
6.They like to call themselves "Cyberpunks" (oh yeah it takes alot of
brains to download WaReZ).
7.Thier ultimate goal is to be distro for 5 or more cracking groups.
8.They think they are (<-/<00l after someone hacks a VMB for them.
9.Four of them die a week due to various Monitor Explosion Virii.
10.Ten of them die a week due to angry Anarchists.
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Interview with a S00per WaReZ D00D - By DeadPool
DP:First question...Do you subscribe to 2600?
WD:Nah I'm 14.4 now.
DP:Uhh ok...So what do you consider old WaReZ?
WD:Well 0-7 is fine but 7 days is really cutting it.
DP:Any games you would reccomend?
WD:Yeah S00per X-Fighters from Caveland.
DP:Uhh why would you reccomend that?
WD:It's only 2-Hours old!!
DP:So what do you do call one board download a 2-hour WaRe and upload
it to a bunch of other boards download 2-hour WaReZ from them and
upload to more boards?
WD:Yeah...
DP:And you don't see this as a waste of time....
WD:No...
DP:Figures you don't know any better..
WD:What are you trying to say?
DP:Nothing thanks for your time..(he could have been uploading you know)
WD:No problemo...Please support the Black list of...
DP: <CLICK>
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Well there you have it....an interview and a handy dandy WaReZ D00D
Identifier all rolled into one...look for more OCAP files coming your
way soon...
--DeadPool
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