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 Ishue ONE July BY-groveR (bF's little brother)
 
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 "Big stinky PeNiS"
 By-groveR

 The sega channel is a totally new fucking hit. why pay the 4 dollar shit for
 a game a blockbuster, I personaly think that blockbuster smells like poo 
 anyhow. Do you eat cows or is it just america don't eat are animal friends
 if you do your a fucking asshole, get into the groove homy G eat veggie
 burgers. my butt is very pale and stinky and it is coolly yo.Ha Ha HA my
 butt rules because I do. I'm writing till me bored and now I'm bored.
 
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 "tow nail clipper"
 By-groveR
 
 tHIS STORY is about the people that only eat pineapple. Ok, there are these
 people and all they eat is pineapple. They don't eat meat or any poo stuff,
 they just eat pineapple. they think there sooo special because the get there 
 junk from hawaii but really no, there dumb because they went to the hospital
 because they got tummy alsores, i told you, i told you there dum. 

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 "my pooch al"
 By-groveR

 I have this sister and she's my sister and her name is alex and she is cool. 
 What makes this little critter cool is that she is mine and she has a yellow 
 ball that has a smile face on it and that is cool. do you agree caUse i no 
 you do. Everybody thinks alex is cool because she is potty trained too isn't 
 that just so genius and narly, so come and say it cause i no you want to 
 "right on brother".

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 "Hamster guts"
 BY-groveR

 Have you ever ate a slim jim mr.vegatarion? well i did like a dum x198237 
 ass. they taste so nasty it is not funky. when you chew it the crisco builds 
 up on your toung and feels like you have not brushed your teethers in years, 
 yikes i would rather eat poop dip in veggie oil(it least I no what the fuck 
 I be eattin G) get me yet, slim jim taste like SHIT."HamsTer guts"(ya never 
 no)

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 "big loud fart"
 BY-groveR 

 Have you ever just been walking down the street and the ground starts 
 shaking because of worthless, mindless money shelled on sound pollution and 
 the guy actually blasts it ,well that is pretty announing don't you agree. I 
 figured out what makes that announing sound, I have found the solution,
 there called woofems or whoop-ass or whoofever os something but now I have
 decided it is time to do something lets whoop-ass on those whoovems and beat
 down y'all. 

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