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ISSUE #3: Mr. Belvedere!
A Note from our President:
Here's a neat pick-up line that y'all can use next time you're funkin out
on the town:
"Hey baby, wanna suck a fart outta my ass?"
Works for me... any-hoo, here's Mr. Belvedere!
Mr. Belvedere
One day Mr. Belvedere was eating twinkies. Wesley came in. "Hello
Mr. Belvedere" said Wesley. "Hello Wesley" said Mr. Belvedere. Then Wesley
took down his pants and had on underoos and mr. Belvedere said "why did you do
that" and wesley said "I like underoos they are nice" and Mr. Belvedere took
the underoos away and said "you may not keep them" and then wesley had no
pants on at all and he took his little penis and said "mr. belvedere i have a
little penis is yours big?" and mr. belvedere took a butcher knife and cut off
wesley's penis and wesley cried and said "hey that was my penis" and mr.
belvedere said "no, no it is your mom's penis" and wesley's mommy came home
from lawyer place and said "yes it is my penis now" and she chewed it like
chewing gum and said "ah it doesn't lose its flavor." and then the penis peed
in her mouth and she cried. Then Daddy came home and saw her crying so he
said "bad mommy" and he started beating her in the face and then she fell all
black and blue so he jizzed all over her body and then mr. belvedere licked it
up. Then daddy beat mommy's face more and she died so he ate her very fastly
and wesley was surprised even more than when his penis came off. then daddy
became a eating monster and ate mr. belvedere and became very fat from that
then he ate wesley. Then brother and sister came in and they had sex on the
table and daddy saw and ate them quick. Then he died because his tummy was
hurting badly.
To Be Continued...
STAY TUNED FOR ISSUE #4: Different Strokes!
Puck (puck@ripco.com)