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???? ? ? ??? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 ? ???? ? ? ? ? ? Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! ? ? ???? ??? ? For help and actual info, look elsewhere. ? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????? ???????? ?????? ???? ???????? ???? ????????? ??????? ????? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??????? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ? ????? ???? ? ? ? ???? ??? ??? ??? "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." ? ? ?? -Baphomet ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Mail. ? ? ? ? None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting ? ? and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some ? ? people just can't control themselves. Oh well. ? ? ? ? ? Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! ? ? ? ? Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find ? ? especially if one does not reside in the And?s. So to make this a ? ? more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= ? ? dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with ? ? the recipe! ? ? ? ? 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix ? ? The stuff it says on the back of the box ? ? llama ? ? ? ? Ok to start out, saut? the llama over a deep fiery pit for no ? ? more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety ? ? and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole ? ? llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly ? ? trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no ? ? bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. ? ? Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a ? ? pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the ? ? house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff ? ? the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. ? ? ? ? Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole ? ? process only takes about an hour. ? ? ? ? ? Questions and Answers. ? ? ? ? Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? ? ? It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. ? ? ? ? Is huntsvegas really that bad? ? ? Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. ? ? ? ? Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? ? ? No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent ? ? children. ? ? ? ? Can you spell worth a shit? ? ? oN. ? ? ? ? ? HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! ? ? ? ? Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask ? ? does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have ? ? nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell ? ? you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose ? ? all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh ? ? like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be ? ? a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, ? ? whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing ? ? like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL ? ? vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? ? ? well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell ? ? however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. ? ? WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and ? ? then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. ? ? ? ? ? Reviews. ? ? ? ? I will review a few programs for you now. ? ? ? ? WordPerfect. ? ? The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad ? ? you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, ? ? d, D, <TAB>. ? ? ? ? EdLiN PrO! ? ? By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the ? ? normal features of Edlin but also features an extended ? ? command interface that will please even the most powefull ? ? user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a ? ? space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does ? ? del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. ? ? ? ? ? Closing. ? ? ? ? In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. ? ? ? ? ? Mail, Hate please: ? ? ? ? Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 ? ? NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 ? ? ? ? ? Oops. ? ?? ?? ?? ? ? ? ??? ??? ?? ?? ? ?? ???? ???? ????? ???? ?? ???? ?????? ?????? ??????? ??????? ???? ?????? ???????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" ? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????