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? ?? ?? ???????? ???????? ? Issue #127 - 3/15/1998 ?
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? ???? ?? ?? ???????? ? -[ Written By: emmanuel on Crack ]- ?
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? eMMaNueL GoLdsTe1n on Cr4ck ?
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For many years, we at VaS have been bashing Emmanuel Goldstein and 2600
magazine. And, as usual everyone has copied off of us, but i ocasionally get
an email or msg on irc along the lines of "Why are you ripping on emmanuel,
he's 'l33t". Well, emmanuel was never "'l33t", and if u think so, i'll let you
in on a new secret red box.. This is easier to do than that greeting card
shit. Just walk up to any payphone, slit your wrists and pour the blood into
the quarter slot. Then u w1ll g3t phr33 c4llZ d00dz!@!@!@! But seriously,
emmanuel has been around forever(1984?), yet he still has never hacked
ANYTHING. And for all those who didn't know, he was the genious technical
advisor behind the greatest movie of all time: Hackers. Enough bullshit on
emmanuel.. He does a better job making himself look like an idiot then we
ever could. Recently, #2600 had an "0pWaRzz" where emmanuel was kick/banned.
These are parts of the logs of this "opwar". We have cut out the non-important
parts for clarity and to not bore the fuck out of the reader. We have in no
way modified any of the following. No matter how coked up it sounds, emmanuel
actually said this shit.
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Session Start: Mon Mar 02 16:22:12 1998
- ** Now talking in #2600
- ** Topic is '<indigo> FUCK OFF, find some1 else to harass_'
- ** Set by nerf on Mon Mar 02 16:08:31
#2600 created on Sat Feb 21 04:50:01
<emmanuel> how many non-ops support what nef is doing
<emmanuel> everyone be quiet
<acf> emmanuel: am i right or am i right? =)
<phr_> bout the only thing not fucked up was the mouse and modem
<nerf> reason?
<r2> hehehe
<_akira> by banning ppl who were flooding and shit
<emmanuel> I DONT HEAR ANYONE
- ** NeXX (Dick@md50-247.mun.compuserve.com) has joined #2600
<emmanuel> nice job protecting the rest of us nef
<_akira> you were too busy bullshitting away while ppl fuck around
<emmanuel> not one of us supports you
<tamrof> aaaaaahahah
-> *emmanuel* i got a problem...
<emmanuel> you are our saddam
<infi> irc is NOT a democracy
- ** sadjester (~sjester@cobalt.octane.net) has joined #2600
<emmanuel> but unlike the iraqis we got balls
<acf> hey sadjester
<tamrof> irc ain't shit
<acf> sadjester
<_akira> and i bgot my ops revoked for banning flooders and lame fucks who
ask shit like wtf is autoexec.bat n shit./
<tamrof> aaahaha emmanuel
<sadjester> hey
<acf> i seriously might buy your next box, if you haven't sold it
<NeXX> **Welcome to "Democracy Online?"**
<emmanuel> perhaps we could stay the subject here? :)
<sadjester> sorry emmanuel
<emmanuel> mtv attention spans
<_akira> and i love the way nef goes idle
<vladsk> i'm staying put
<_akira> as soon as tymat starts shit
<_akira> or mka floods the channel
<_akira> thats just too convenient dont you think?
- ** NeXX has quit IRC (Leaving_)
<emmanuel> at 6:00 pm there will be a demonstration and civil disobedience in
#2600
- ** the_gh0st (gh0st@bantha3.phillynet.com) has joined #2600
<vladsk> kewl
<infi> heh
<emmanuel> we will be gathering in the channel to protest the oppression of
the people
<sadjester> infi: still dont wanna help?
<infi> im leaving at 6.
<emmanuel> bring signs and chant
Session Close: Mon Mar 02 16:25:56 1998
Session Start: Mon Mar 02 16:27:32 1998
- ** Now talking in #2600
- ** Topic is '<indigo> FUCK OFF, find some1 else to harass_'
- ** Set by nerf on Mon Mar 02 16:08:31
#2600 created on Sat Feb 21 04:50:01
<segv> you are tho.
<emmanuel> i havent had this much fun since my last anti-nuke rally
<_akira> im just bringing things to your attention
<segv> WHOS BOTS ARE THOSE?
<nerf> sadjester if you flood me, i promise you wont be happy how things turn
out
<emmanuel> 6:00 pm
<acf> hmm
<acf> now THAT is a threat
<sadjester> nerf: am i ever happy
<emmanuel> call your friends
<_akira> i think THAT was a threat
<emmanuel> bring your family
<segv> WHO CONTROLS WHO IS BANNED/OPPED?
- ** Wolfgame has quit IRC (Ping timeout_)
- ** Warmech (kory@mboard.com) has joined #2600
<nerf> segv i dont have a bot in the channel dumbass
<emmanuel> pets are welcome
- davd is away _- Automatically set away. -_ all messages will be saved.
<_akira> my my how the tables have turned
- sadjester has had the first theat pinned to him
- ** CpU (loot@p10-as1.dubadl.tinet.ie) has left #2600
<segv> nerf.
- emmanuel is notifying the press
<acf> emmanuel
<emmanuel> someone just msged me for a fucking press release
<nerf> there is a difference
- ** HagCel (hagcel@pm3-tst75.tstonramp.com) has joined #2600
<nerf> segv there are others who have masters also so whats your point?
<Warmech> Nerf, Segv, Emmanuel.. do you know?
<davd> emmanuel
<nerf> do all of those own the bot too?
<emmanuel> 30 minutes til rally
<vladsk> ack, came in late. what are we protesting again?
<Warmech> I need to steal someones Guestbook... argh!
<emmanuel> there are 62 people in here now
<_akira> i know whose about to own the kline to that bot =)
<segv> thats not the point.
<emmanuel> we will have over 100 by then
<emmanuel> maybe 200
<segv> the other botmasters
<acf> emmanuel
<emmanuel> this will be like 1989 romania
<acf> isn't it scary how irc mirrors real life?
<segv> are just as guilty as you are.
<_akira> either make a change
<emmanuel> you'll have to flee in a helicopter
<Warmech> I will give you a couple of bots for the inf
<_akira> or be forever booted once we take it back
<Warmech> info
<nerf> hahaha
<nerf> akira
<sadjester> the tighter the ops pull their grip, the weaker their power will
become
<_akira> i know
<_akira> im a funny guy
<emmanuel> yes, they caught up to ceausescu you know
<_akira> =)
<segv> NEF
<nerf> again dont start
<_akira> danke
<emmanuel> and they shot him live on tv
<segv> OP ME NOW.
<Warmech> Please someone.
<davd> emm read your mail, just got errant stuff again
<emmanuel> you'd do well to remember history
-> *emmanuel* sorry to bother you....i have a parental conflict that is
stating that i won't be able to keep my 2600 shirts or going to the local
meetings (which i lead)...1) do you allow refunds on tshirts and 2) advice
PLEASE!!!
- ** GSRPnoY (next@sf-pm12-30-62.dialup.slip.net) has joined #2600
<emmanuel> the shah of iran
<nerf> akira no
<_akira> i think ya'll tried that already
- ** nerf sets mode: +m
- ** nerf sets mode: +v _akira
- ** mmmmmmmm (~raven@kalypso.cybercom.net) has left #2600
<_akira> *emmanuel* move to #2601!
<sadjester> i can go as far as posting mka's info if i must. this is just
going with my principles
- ** Dedbeat (dead@sf-asc1-203-204.dialup.slip.net) has joined #2600
- ** sadjester was kicked by nerf (nerf_)
<_akira> only you and tymat have had disagreements with me
<nerf> if its only me and tymat
<_akira> makes you wonder
<nerf> why was it that 4 people who made the bots
<nerf> thougtht you shouldnt get ops
<nerf> damn newbies
<nerf> been here 6 months and you know how things are
<_akira> im supposed to believe you nef?
<emmanuel> LET US TALK!
<_akira> let me know when stalin is overthrown
<emmanuel> 20 minutes to the rally to overthrow the #2600 dictatorship!_
<emmanuel> some people seem to think the channel is still +m - IT ISNT
<nerf> you created your insomnia thing
- ** _akira (akira@brainchild.trancenet.com) has joined #2600
<emmanuel> you have a voice people, USE IT
<emmanuel> if they had irc in the 1930's thats where the nazis would have
started
<HagCel> Emmanuel: Are you the real article?
<emmanuel> no, i'm a puppet of the proletariat
<HagCel> Puppets don;t revolt.
<HagCel> Pupets obey
<TheFloyd> emmanuel, you need to lay off the cough syrup.. really man.
<emmanuel> there are people who have been here for years who are more clueless
than people who have been here a month
<_akira> nef, whatever
<emmanuel> you cant measure this based on time
<emmanuel> plus nobody has the right to measure it
<acf> or intelligence
<sdr> hiih
<emmanuel> thefloyd - you're supposed to say 'i'm worried about you man'
<TheFloyd> emmanuel - hahahahaha another southpark fan =)
<emmanuel> acf - i havent had time - i'm getting all these msgs i cant even
read
<emmanuel> come ON people - we only have 65 people here
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<emmanuel> we only have 14 minutes
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<segv> OP EMMANUEL SO I CAN GET OPPED AND FEEL KEWL AGAIN.
<emmanuel> nightline's gonna be covering this
<ThaMind> hey emmanuel i doin things dont bother me!
<nerf> segv will stay banned
<emmanuel> THE PEOPLE
<emmanuel> UNITED
<emmanuel> WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
<acf> emmanuel
<acf> i was just thinking
<acf> wouldn't it be great if EVERYONE LEFTR
<emmanuel> after the rally we should all leave
<emmanuel> we'll march down the efnet
<phen> #2600 rights
<emmanuel> GIMMEE AN N
<sdr> GIMME A I
<sdr> GIMME A G
<sdr> GIMME A G
<frobin> haha
<alienphrk> what in the fuck is going on in here
<emmanuel> GIMMEE AN N_
<sdr> WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
- ** soultrap is now known as kast
<frobin> NIGGIE!!
- ** phr_ has quit IRC (Leaving_)
<alienphrk> hahaha
<emmanuel> goddammit
<emmanuel> nef is gonna be SORRY - al sharpton is coming
<mka> emmnauel bite me
<emmanuel> mka- in your dreams
<nerf> emm
<mka> emmanuel..nehh not relaly
- ** Roots- (~tcp@gw.icpma.com) has joined #2600
<nerf> you think for alll your bitching
<droptone> That's pretty sick that emmanuel just said that.
<nerf> that i would have banned you
<nerf> you have what you wanted
<mka> uhm emmaunel wat would you do if you had ops?
<emmanuel> you cant ban me nef
<emmanuel> because if you did
<emmanuel> people would see you for what you are
<emmanuel> and you dont want that
<nerf> as long as it stayed that way
<emmanuel> i NEVER said this was fine
<nerf> so are you saying your word is worth that?
<nerf> you said "as long as it stays -k or -m i dont really care. its fine
with me"
<emmanuel> maybe it was one of those fake emmanuels you're always so worried
about taking over
<emmanuel> i would be content if there were no ops at all
<nerf> emm id ont kick you anymore
<emmanuel> but you go around opping all your butt buddies and it's some sorta
power trip
<nerf> stopped that a long time ago
<nerf> and stll you bitch
<emmanuel> you kicked indigo cuz you didnt like his domain
<emmanuel> you kicked segv cuz he was annoying you
<nerf> no
<emmanuel> we cant even CHANGE THE FUCKING TOPIC
- ** darkcube (darkcube@ts013d11.det-mi.concentric.net) has joined #2600
<darkcube> hello all
<emmanuel> i saw you flooding and you didnt get kicked
<nerf> wait now
<nerf> when was this?
<emmanuel> wow look at that
<kast> erm..
<emmanuel> indigo didnt even get to SAY anything
<emmanuel> his mere presence is enough to get banned
<bitchymka> well
<emmanuel> how democratic
<nerf> yhe said enough earlier
<emmanuel> and you're the one who decides who has 'enough' to say
<bitchymka> emmaunel
<bitchymka> and you would be to
<bitchymka> if you were an op
Session Close: Mon Mar 02 16:55:08 1998
Session Start: Mon Mar 02 17:01:03 1998
- ** Now talking in #2600
- ** Topic is ' got an opening for a system engineer in NYC - contact david@2600.com_'
- ** Set by nerf on Mon Mar 02 16:58:33
#2600 created on Sat Feb 21 04:50:01
<nerf> i will only kickban and +m if the channel gets flooded
<nerf> and emmanuel this is NOT #hack
- ** tpp (tpp1@pm168-09.dialip.mich.net) has joined #2600
<emmanuel> free the channel
<emmanuel> free the channel
<emmanuel> free the channel
<septik> free the channel
<Roots-> freedom
<emmanuel> free the channel
<sdr> emmanuel: are you on a free the channel deal like tou want to free
kevin mitchnik?
<bitchymka> free you so you can do what?
<bitchymka> you all are lame
<sdr> i am not lame
<emmanuel> free the channel
- ** fh_ (~hostile@max06-25.qni.com) has joined #2600
<phen`> Free the channel
<emmanuel> free the channel
<|ce> ?
<emmanuel> I CANT HEAR YOU
<vladsk> free the channel
<phen`> Free the channel
- ** tpp is now known as em4nu3l
<emmanuel> free the channel
<phen`> Free the channel
<sdr> +m it again
<phen`> Free the channel
- ** emmanuel was kicked by nerf (nerf_)
- ** nerf sets mode: +b *!*@2600.com
<septik> freee the fukin channel
- ** emmanuel (~emmanuel@2600.com) has joined #2600
- ** emmanuel was kicked by infi_ (Banned_)
<phen`> Free the channel
<bitchymka> ./kick #2600 emmanuel shuddddup
- ** phen` was kicked by nerf (nerf_)
- ** nerf sets mode: +b *!*@ts1ppp4.magiccarpet.com
<sdr> I am sick of his bickering
<bitchymka> heh nef can you like uhm like unvoice someone
<bitchymka> like not moderate
<|ce> hmm..
<bitchymka> but give them no speakin privaledges
<nerf> mka its not +m now
<bitchymka> yes i know
<bitchymka> :)
<nerf> you may be desynched
- ** emmanuel2 (~emmanuel@setec.org) has joined #2600
<emmanuel2> FREE THE CHANNEL_______
<em4nu3l> emmanuel iz 0wNeD
<emmanuel2> THEY MAY KILL ONE OF US
<septik> free the channel
<emmanuel2> BUT THEY WILL NEVER GET ALL OF US
- ** emmanuel2 was kicked by nerf (nerf_)
- ** nerf sets mode: +b *!*@setec.org
<nerf> i bet i can however fill the ban list
<nerf> trying to keep the channel -m
<Roots-> go for it
<fh_> heh
<sadjester> will you join in our crusade? who will join and stand with me?
<fh_> it needed to be freed
- bitchymka frees her tits
- sadjester sighs
<em4nu3l> Software Review: KoMMaNdEr KeEn 1- by MeGaEliTe Hi, I'm mega3l33t.
Commander Keen is a big strong boy who runs from building to building. He
has nice little legs and a tight ass. He is so strong and it makes me sweat
when he uses his long titanium shaft pogo-stick to overcome large slimy
throbbing jelly-like monsters. He's so petite and sweet. I would just like
to take him out of the game and make him run around in my pocket.
<fh_> oh damn
<fh_> tits all over
<sadjester> will you join in our crusade , who will be strong and stand with
me?
<sadjester> but the crusade is of course for freedom
<Roots-> -F.R.E.E.D.O.M-
- fh_ WhiPS oUT his CoCK anD haNGs a GoLDeN StReAM oN em4nu3l's FaCe!
- ** emmanuel3 (~emmanuel@panix.com) has joined #2600
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
- ** emmanuel3 was kicked by dalilama (that was fun, let's do it again!_)
- ** emmanuel3 (~emmanuel@panix.com) has joined #2600
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<sadjester> FREEDOM!
- em4nu3l ThRowS emmanuel3 To THE FLoOR anD DELiVERs a KiCK FROM thE FaiTHFuL
ComBIe To emmanuel3's FoREheAD. aFTER cARvInG a SwASTiKA iN emmanuel3's bACk
iN HoMMaGe to his MenTOr, em4nu3l MethODicaLLY caRvES the stiLL-UnConCiouS
coRpSE in PrePaRatiON foR FuCKin!
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<indigo_> HACK THE #2600
<akira`> and while your at it. free mitnick
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<bitchymka> YOU STUPID FUCKS
<fh_> FREE MANSON!!!!
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<fh_> FREE MANSON!!!!
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<madsniper> HACK THE PLANET!! HACKERS THE MOVIE ROCKS!!!
<madsniper> HACK THE PLANET!! HACKERS THE MOVIE ROCKS!!!
- em4nu3l , goRgED wiTH A haLF DozEn oOZinG WeASeL LivERs, beATs his ABDoMEn
unTIL a SHowEr oF GorE SpLAShES ACRoSS emmanuel3's diSco VeST...
<emmanuel3> FREE THE CHANNEL
<fh_> SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
<em4nu3l> I'M STILL A VIRGIN!@!@!- 0 cool
<fh_> FREE MANSON!!!!
- ** fh_ (~hostile@max06-25.qni.com) has left #2600
<sadjester> free the channel!!!WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE?!?! who will be
strong and stand with me?
<nerf> oh well
<nerf> +m it is
- ** sadjester was kicked by nerf (nerf_)
- ** nerf sets mode: +b *!*@cobalt.octane.net
<nerf> akira well i just find it funny that emmanuel is such a idiot
<akira`> emmanuel says its a rally, thats why hes flooding
<nerf> umm ok
<bitchymka> rally on irc?
<bitchymka> wtf
<nerf> hes the guy that makes all the idiotic rules happen
<nerf> its funny how lame poeple get when they look up to emmanuel
<nerf> sadjester live in illinois
<nerf> i should drive over there and kick his ass in person
- ** nerf changes topic to 'emmanuel and his clueless followers. this is funny_'
<bitchymka> <fearwire> why is the entire *!*@2600.com domain banned?
<bitchymka> <bitchymka> haha
<bitchymka> fearwire cuz everyone from there
<bitchymka> is a fuckin morn
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I don't think i have to say anything.
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