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? ? ?? ? ? ? ????? ? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest ?
? ??? ?? ? ????? ? ? Issue #86 - Released: August 8, 1993 ?
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? VaS Update: You Mean It's 1993 Already? ?
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? Author: Studmuffin ? Official Size: 10,333 bytes ?
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Wow. Its great to be back after a 10 month vacation. You guys are all
probably thinking that VaS is dead and that we finally died in many of the
attempted letter bombings to our P.O. box but no... We are here... We are
back... We are VaS...
Anyhow I figured I would make this a bit of a compilation issue to
get you back into the swing of things. First of all, lets take a look and
see where some of our former VaS authors are today...
Studmuffin: Well obviously I am still around. After experimenting with far
too much pot, lsd, dextromethorphan, alcohol, nitrous oxide and other
goodies I decided to buy a new modem and see what was going on. I put my
board back up, improved it a bit and now decided to get VaS back going.
Phreak_Accident: Well, the infamous author of "Basic Rape Techniques" is
still around, he logs on locally every once in a while but spends most of
his time sleeping or betting on horses at the track with me.
Nocturnus: I figured satan repossesed his body during our little vacation
but he popped up on my system once after I put it back up. Haven't heard
from him since. So who knows.
Stone Cold: After several interesting and informative articles on the
internet he has apparently fallen off the face of the earth. His board is
down <as is the case with basically all the old VaS sites>. Popular theory
is that he was dragged away in the middle of the night by a yeti.
Gandolf: He is still here, and calls my new system actively. I'm sure you
can look forward to more informative articles from him soon <hint hint>.
Hedbangyr: He is the other one who still calls my system on a regular basis.
He continues to rave on about the importance of technical t-files and says
that VaS shouldn't print so much 'babbling'.
Public Enemy: He went on to become a famous rap group.
Anyhow most of the other 'authors' were just various members of the
group working under different names to confuse you. And it obviously worked
because it confused me too.
Now comes the big official VaS Index. This is especially helpful to
all those sysops who carry the VaS collection and would like to know the
proper descriptions to all the files and are too lazy to go figure them
all out.
File Name Size Description
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VAS0001 .ZIP 2944 VaS #1 - What To Do With Dead Parents.
VAS0002 .ZIP 3200 VaS #2 - Some Easy Scams You Can Pull.
VAS0003 .ZIP 2304 VaS #3 - Interesting Things You May Want To Know.
VAS0004 .ZIP 2176 VaS #4 - Basic Vehicle Entry Techniques.
VAS0005 .ZIP 3968 VaS #5 - Having Phun At School.
VAS0006 .ZIP 2176 VaS #6 - Adventures In A Plane Graveyard.
VAS0007 .ZIP 8192 VaS #7 - The SaTaN Series Part [1/3]
VAS0008 .ZIP 1792 VaS #8 - The SaTaN Series Part [2/3]
VAS0009 .ZIP 1920 VaS #9 - The SaTaN Series Part [3/3]
VAS0010 .ZIP 7296 VaS #10 - GWAR "A.M.B.D." Lyrics Sheet.
VAS0011 .ZIP 2944 VaS #11 - The Black Tribute Issue.
VAS0012 .ZIP 3200 VaS #12 - Some Great Blonde Jokes.
VAS0013 .ZIP 3840 VaS #13 - Your Guide To Color-Boxes.
VAS0014 .ZIP 2432 VaS #14 - How To Fly In 10 Easy Steps.
VAS0015 .ZIP 4608 VaS #15 - Merit/Michnet Hacking Issue.
VAS0016 .ZIP 2432 VaS #16 - CRAZYDIR Trojan TP 6.0 Source Code.
VAS0017 .ZIP 2944 VaS #17 - ORGASM Trojan TP 6.0 Source Code.
VAS0018 .ZIP 2816 VaS #18 - How To Make A Slimjim.
VAS0019 .ZIP 17792 VaS #19 - How To Ruin A BBS The Right Way.
VAS0020 .ZIP 2432 VaS #20 - How To Make An Anti-Person Missle.
VAS0021 .ZIP 2688 VaS #21 - Creative Killing Methods.
VAS0022 .ZIP 2432 VaS #22 - Basic Rape Techniques.
VAS0023 .ZIP 3072 VaS #23 - The WWF Wrestlers List.
VAS0024 .ZIP 2304 VaS #24 - How To Make A Worx Bomb.
VAS0025 .ZIP 2048 VaS #25 - More Interesting Stuff You Should Know.
VAS0026 .ZIP 3200 VaS #26 - Phun At The Mall.
VAS0027 .ZIP 2432 VaS #27 - Phun With BB Guns.
VAS0028 .ZIP 2304 VaS #28 - Our Wigger Issue.
VAS0029 .ZIP 3968 VaS #29 - Metallica "Ride The Lightning" Lyrics.
VAS0030 .ZIP 2176 VaS #30 - God Is Fake.
VAS0031 .ZIP 2176 VaS #31 - Phun At The Farm.
VAS0032 .ZIP 2816 VaS #32 - Why We Should Destroy KFC.
VAS0033 .ZIP 2176 VaS #33 - Whatever You Want It To Be.
VAS0034 .ZIP 3328 VaS #34 - A Complete Guide To Lamers.
VAS0035 .ZIP 3584 VaS #35 - How To Make ANSi Bombs.
VAS0036 .ZIP 5120 VaS #36 - The Cannibal's Cookbook.
VAS0037 .ZIP 3456 VaS #37 - Vanilla Ice Biography.
VAS0038 .ZIP 2560 VaS #38 - A BASIC Virus Source Code.
VAS0039 .ZIP 16256 VaS #39 - Basic Guide To LISTSERV.
VAS0040 .ZIP 2560 VaS #40 - How To Make A Smurf Box.
VAS0041 .ZIP 2816 VaS #41 - How To Cheat On Tests.
VAS0042 .ZIP 22528 VaS #42 - Internet Security Report.
VAS0043 .ZIP 8064 VaS #43 - MTE Virus Mutator Engine Report.
VAS0044 .ZIP 9216 VaS #44 - Info On A FBI Phone Proposal.
VAS0045 .ZIP 3200 VaS #45 - Truther Than Strange.
VAS0046 .ZIP 2560 VaS #46 - Phun With Hair Dryers.
VAS0047 .ZIP 3456 Vas #48 - The Adventures Of /<-aPTaiN ]<-RaD.
VAS0048 .ZIP 3456 VaS #48 - Scumdogs Of The Universe.
VAS0049 .ZIP 2304 VaS #49 - Record Club Freebies.
VAS0050 .ZIP 2944 VaS #50 - The Complete History Of VaS.
VAS0051 .ZIP 3712 VaS #51 - A Virus Update.
VAS0052 .ZIP 3712 VaS #52 - Our First Music Review Issue.
VAS0053 .ZIP 3968 VaS #53 - How To Access DOS From Telegard 2.7.
VAS0054 .ZIP 2560 VaS #54 - How To Blow Up Airplanes.
VAS0055 .ZIP 3456 VaS #55 - Neighborhood Terrorism.
VAS0056 .ZIP 3584 VaS #56 - The World Of Pirating.
VAS0057 .ZIP 2944 VaS #57 - How To Remember Things.
VAS0058 .ZIP 2688 VaS #58 - The Real Story On "X".
VAS0059 .ZIP 7680 VaS #59 - Spontaneous Combustion Story.
VAS0060 .ZIP 6016 VaS #60 - The Real Story On The MoD Bust.
VAS0061 .ZIP 3200 VaS #61 - Creative Torture Methods.
VAS0062 .ZIP 5120 VaS #62 - More News On The MoD Bust.
VAS0063 .ZIP 2432 VaS #63 - Some Good Security Books.
VAS0064 .ZIP 2688 VaS #64 - A PeNiS News Flash.
VAS0065 .ZIP 2816 VaS #65 - People VaS Salute.
VAS0066 .ZIP 21120 VaS #66 - Santa's Logic Bomb
VAS0067 .ZIP 3328 VaS #67 - Creative Revenge Techniques.
VAS0068 .ZIP 3072 VaS #68 - Why I Should Be President.
VAS0069 .ZIP 3584 VaS #69 - MoD Bust Recent Update.
VAS0070 .ZIP 2432 VaS #70 - Phun With Super Soakers.
VAS0071 .ZIP 17536 VaS #71 - How To Make And Consume Marijuana.
VAS0072 .ZIP 3968 VaS #72 - Phun In Resteraunts.
VAS0073 .ZIP 9344 VaS #73 - Meet The VaS Crew.
VAS0074 .ZIP 2688 VaS #74 - Corrupted Fat Scrambler 'C' Trojan.
VAS0075 .ZIP 8320 VaS #75 - ViSiON-X Crashing/Prevention.
VAS0076 .ZIP 2944 VaS #76 - S0oPeR B0mB.
VAS0077 .ZIP 4992 VaS #77 - How To Hold A Proper Satanic Ritual.
VAS0078 .ZIP 3072 VaS #78 - Get Da' Access.
VAS0079 .ZIP 39808 VaS #79 - Tymenet Information Pack.
VAS0080 .ZIP 5888 VaS #80 - Creative Suicide Techniques.
VAS0081 .ZIP 3328 VaS #81 - Fun Microwaving Small Woodland Creatures.
VAS0082 .ZIP 4352 VaS #82 - Phun With Your M-80's.
VAS0083 .ZIP 4224 VaS #83 - Proper Theft Techniques.
VAS0084 .ZIP 3968 VaS #84 - A Guide To Killing Yuppies.
VAS0085 .ZIP 3456 VaS #85 - Being A /<-RaD eLYtE DeWd.
VASD-01 .ZIP 7552 VaS DiGeST - ISSue #1 - [09/11/92]
VASD-02 .ZIP 19072 VaS DiGeST - ISSue #2 - [09/18/92]
VASD-03 .ZIP 13824 VaS DiGeST - ISSue #3 - [10/09/92]
VASS-01 .ZIP 51968 VaS DiGeST - SPeCiaL EDiTioN - iSSue #1
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Anyhow that's about it for this issue <I never said it would be an
interesting one, but hey - its a release isn't it!> so ... You can now look
forward to more VaS files cluttering the boards with our obnoxious sense of
humor and poor grammar.
Don't forget that since we are starting over we need a lot of
distribution sites. Sure, you wanna be one. As long as you are willing to
actually carry all the VaS files online and make them no-ratio and you aren't
in the 313 area code you can probably be one. Anyhow that's all for this
issue, We are always looking for new authors too, so if you know how to
write, let us know! Be sure to call the new VaS HQ - Urban Discipline , It's
over 7000 textfiles all at NO RATIO! And spread the word... VaS is back!
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? Urban Discipline (313)464-1470 14.4 Studmuffin World HQ ?
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? And To Reach us Via U.S. Mail, Send Letters To: ?
? VaS World Headquarters ?
? P.O. Box 530768 ?
? Livonia,MI 48153 ?
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