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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0070 ?
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? Date Released : [07/24/92] Author: Sir Robin ?
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? Phun With Super Soakers. ?
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Well, today I'd like to tell you of a modern day marvel... Those
fun, new High Powered water guns. Larami Makes a shitty one, the
best are the Super Soakers (The kind I have). They'll spray 30 to
40 feet (Not 50, like the commercials Say...)
These guns are a wonderful opportunity to have fun on a boring
day... But be careful... In New York, some kid put bleach in his
soaker, and shot a guy who was wearing an expensive suit, and the
guy shot the kid! Some people...
Well, There are a variety of chemicals and household products
that can be used with these thing to fuck up any normal
passerby. Bleach, for example is a wonderful choice. Found at any
supermarket, and definitely in your own home, it'll give people
new hair colors, Deface car and house paint, and does a number on
lawns.. Write tank-you (Heh) messages to your neighbors for
playing shitty rap music real loud at 3 am... also, see a wigger
in his 200 dollar shoes, "RaD/FunkEE" T-Shirt & X hat? Bleach
fades colors! Give him a White X-cap!
Why not Mace, or a substitute? Destroy somebody's eyes.... Anything
That affects skin would do.
Vinegar is also a good choice... it stings like a bitch in the
eyes, and smells to. Soak someone with it, especially if they're
trying to tell some bitch how they were 2 feet from Vanilla Ice,
who is their masturbation goddess.
If you're a paint ball fan, get a bowl, and funnel, and smash
paint balls... most of the paint balls wash away in water, so your
bowl and soaker won't be harmed, but... Will the schmuck you
spray know that?
Another thing that's great is model airplane fuel. But,make
sure that the bottle says it contains at least 50% Nitro
Methane.. or it won't work too well. Watch out tho, as you might
want screw in the tanks for you gun in loosely, as the fuel has
explosive fumes...And, And, I Haven't tried it, but it MIGHT
blow up in your face... I'm not gonna test it.It'll blind someone
if you hit em in the eyes, and burn flesh! and, throw a match, and
even more fun! Why bleach a lawn, if you can burn it!
Gasoline is pretty fun too, with matches... you can always make a
flame thrower... Just duct tape a lighter in front on the nozzle.
Remember to put maybe a bloco of somethign between the lighter and
nozzle, like so:
Nozzle
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--------\ _
________/ |_|- Mr. Lighter
:______:
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Wood, or something, preferably not flammable
This way you won't melt to nozzle of your soaker. BE CAREFUL to
wipe ALL gasoline that isn't in the tank.. DOn't want to melt your
gun, or your hands...
Well, thanks to Madcap for some chemical info on this, and be
shure to clean out your soaker FULLY with water... so it don't
blow up in your face!
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? VaS Voice Mail Box ... (313) 910-3030 ... Toll Free In Michigan! ?
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? And To Reach us Via U.S. Mail, Send Letters To: ?
? VaS World Headquarters ?
? P.O. Box 530768 ?
? Livonia,MI 48153 ?
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