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?                Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0065                 ?
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?          Date Released : [07/17/92]       Author: The King Ad Rock          ?
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?                              People VaS salute.                             ?
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        This is a list of all the people VaS would like to salute, for one
reason or another. They are just awesome.

        VaS Salutes:  Those about to rock.

        VaS Salutes:  Some Chick Named Brie.  Why? Because we ripped off her
                      VMB, and talked to her voice.

        VaS Salutes:  Bill Lange.  Why? Because he is the craziest anarchist
                      we know.

        Vas Salutes:  David Duke.  Why? Because he is racist, like us.

        Vas Salutes:  Wozzle.  Why? Because he is tits, he provided us with
                      a Postal Box, Fax Number, and VMBS!

        Vas Salutes:  G's at Laurel Park Mall.  Why? Because they are so
                      fucking stupid!

        VaS Salutes:  People who hate wiggers.  Why? Because WE hate wiggers.

        VaS Salutes:  Metro Times.  Why? Because they support freedom of speech
                      and they have a great publication.

        VaS Salutes:  Mark Barrera.  Why? For being a fat mexican.

        VaS Salutes:  Mrs. Janet Hass.  Why? Because we at VaS feel that you
                      should be the best at what you do.  And Mrs. Haas IS THE
                      BEST BITCH KNOWN TO MODERN MAN!

        VaS Salutes:  The cops who beat the shit out of Rodney King.  Why?
                      Because the dumb nigger didn't know when to quit.

        VaS Salutes:  Rioters in L.A.  Why?  Because you got free shit.

        VaS Salutes:  Louis Bajjali.  Why?  Because he robbed a pizza delivery
                      guy and got caught.

        VaS Salutes:  Studmuffin and Phreak_Accident.  Why?  For not going to
                      summer school this year!

        VaS Salutes:  The WHOLE Abidin clan.  Why?  Because they are anarchists
                      in the true sense.

        VaS Salutes:  Some Kid at McDonalds.  Why?  Because he doesn't go to
                      school, and he gave us free basketballs.

        VaS Salutes:  Some Bell Guy.  Why?  'Cause Studmuffin flipped him off,
                      and he chased us.

        VaS Salutes:  Some Mail Man.  Why?  Because Phreak_Accident threw a
                      tic-tac at his truck, and he chased us.

        VaS Salutes:  The Owner of a Ford Pickup.  Why?  Because you left your
                      radio in the bed.  Dumbass, thanks!

        VaS Salutes:  Eggplant.  Why?  Because he is a VaS Courier.

        VaS Salutes:  Majestic Cockster.  Why?  Because he is a VaS site, and
                      he runs a sweet board.

        VaS Salutes:  Craig Wishart.  Why?  For being such a fucking wimp.

        VaS Salutes:  Tony in the Mall.  Why?  Because he was some jesus loving
                      freak that wanted to molest us.

        VaS Salutes:  MA Bell.  Why?  For putting your cameras in such stupid
                      fucking places.

        VaS Salutes:  Ketan Badani.  Why?  For being such a smelly, incense
                      burning spearchucker.

        VaS Salutes:  The people who write these files.  Why?  Because we are
                      going to be the best text file writing group in the whole
                      fucking world.

        VaS Salutes:  Stan the man at Max & Ermas who got fired for calling
                      our boss an asshole and hired Studmuffin and P_A to
                      ruin his life. He also hates negr0z too.

        VaS Salutes:  The KKK. Why? Because they are fuckign awesome as hell.

        VaS Salutes:  The Beastie Boys. Why? Becasuse they are a fuck of a
                      lot better than Vanilla iCE.

        VaS Salutes:  All book stores. Why? Because they make it really easy
                      to rip off multiple books at once.

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?  BBS Name                 Number       Baud   Sysop                Title    ?
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?  LiVe WiRE BBS        (313)464-1470    14.4   Studmuffin          World HQ  ?
?  PoT BBS              (313)462-1906    24oo   Phreak_Accident     World HQ  ?
?  Floating Pancreas    (305)551-0311    14.4   Majestic Cockster   Dist. #1  ?
?  Midian BBS           (703)790-8048    14.4   The Raging Golemn   Dist. #2  ?
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?  VaS Voice Mail Box   (313)910-3030    FoR THe LaTeST NeWS iN VaS And To    ?
?                                        LeAve uS CoMmEnTs!                   ?
?  VaS FaX Line         (313)380-4904    SeND C/o VaS! FaX uS CooL StuFF LiKE ?
?                                        PiCTuReS oR SomEthIng LiKe ThAt!     ?
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?              And To Reach us Via U.S. Mail, Send Letters To:                ?
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?                           VaS World Headquarters                            ?
?                              P.O. Box  530768                               ?
?                              Livonia,MI 48153                               ?
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