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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0033 ?
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? Date Released : [06/23/92] Author: The Prophet ?
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? This File Contains Whatever You Want It To ?
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The best band is Rush. The best ride at Cedar Point is the Mean
Streak. The best colour of pubic hair on a girl is blond. The best
beer is Michelob Dry. Enuff of the best.
If you are still reading this, you must be searching for something.
You are probably lost in the world like the rest of us. You are trying
to find yourself, and are having no luck. Don't worry, I have not found
myself yet either. You may do whatever pleases you, as long as you cause
no harm to other living creatures which do not deserve it. I don't believe
in the stars or the planets. I believe there's a ghost of a chance. If
you are looking for that perfect girl, do not despair, she is out there
somewhere. Like a million little doorways, all the choices we have made.
In a state of dreams, I don't believe in destiny. You may not understand
this text right now, but do not despair, it does not mean you are fucked
in the head. You do not understand the circumstances in which this file
was produced. You are probably saying to yourself, this is the lamest
text file I have ever read, and you may be right. Life is a diamond turned
to dust, you just don't get it. The authors at V.a.S. do NOT get stoned
before we write these files, we just have imagination. I support drugs,
if that is what you choose. I feel the world is in a very sad shape right
now. There seems to be a major lack of happiness. It is a shame that we
are polluting ourselves off the Earth, it was a very friendly environment.
I do believe that there is life on other planets, if our scientists are
correct about space being a never ending expanse of blackness. I just wish
I could live to see these other life forms. You bet your life! Oh well,
this file has probably not provided you with a great deal of helpful info,
but you may have a different outlook after viewing it. Consider all of
your options before execution, as to prevent any mistakes and to eliminate
the unknown. Were only immortal for a limited time...
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