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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0009 ?
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? Date Released : [05/14/92] Author: Kerry King ?
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? The Satan Series - [3/3] ?
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Here we are with the last of the Satan Series - The 9 statements of
Satan. I guess by now you guys are all totally geeked about becoming a satan
worshipper. Well if you are, request a catalog from :
Avon Books
Dept. FP
105 Madison Avenue
New York, New York, 10016
As they are the current publishers of the Satanic bible in paperback
form which should be available for around $5. Anyhow here are the nice little
statements of Satan...
1] Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2] Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual
pipe dreams!
3] Satan represents undefiled wishom, instead of hypocritical
self-deceit!
4] Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of
love wasted on ingrates!
5] Satan represents vengence, instead of turning the other cheek!
6] Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of
concern for psychic vampires.
7] Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better,
more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because
of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development" has become
the most vicious animal of all!
8] Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to
physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9] Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has
kept it in business for all these years!
Argh, thats all the typing I can take for one day. Anyhow be on the
lookout for my next textfile which will be titled "The Cannibal's Cookbook"!
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