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Here are the subtitles for the movie 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.
They start on the screen which displays the title. Each line seperated by a
blank line is sequentially on the screen.
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Monti Python ik den Holie Grailen
Roten nik Akten Di
Wik
Also wik
Also also wik
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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At this point, the subtitles cease, but many funny credits can be seen
hereafter....here are the ones that are fake. (as far as I can tell!)
They appear sequentially on different screens.
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Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti
Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot
Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill
Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III
Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home
Moose trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg
Mooses nones wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater
Large moose on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene
from the end, given a therough
grounding in Latin, French, and
'O' level geography by Bo Benn
Suggestive poses for the moose
suggested by Vic Rotter
Antler-care by Liv Thatcher
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(Mind you, no mooses appear at all in the film.)
The remainder includes many refrences to llamas, but you should have no
trouble making it all out.
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The sparrows are flying again....TDK