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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask.... 2 ************************* INSTALLED: 14 APR 86 ************************ 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 **************************************************************** 19 20 ENTER END REACH ------- 21 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 22 23 Thought of the day 24 25 Democracy cannot always be relied on to mine wisdom from the ore 26 of millions of individual foolish opinions. 27 28 - Nepenthe - 29 30 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 31 Well, what happened today people? Yup, that's it! We bombed Kadafy Duck! 32 Looks like things are going to get pretty bad soon. Does anyone have any 33 extra road maps that lead to Canada? What? Go north...Got it! See you 34 there! 35 "-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_"-'_" 36 com link sierra delta tango, three four niner 37 COMSUBMED ADVISES TERMINATE OPERATION DAMOCLESE IMMEDIATELY AUTH PRIORITY CNO JACV for the SECRETARY o the NAVY:ADVISE 38 CONTACT JUNEAU TWO STARS 39 40 The powerfully built man leaned back in his chair, and emptied the fresh can of Budweiser. "Well, gentlemen, I believe 41 we have accomplished what we were sent to do..." 42 A murmur of approval floated across the room. There was one who was in doubt. The mechanic. Something was wrong... 43 He read the teletype again, but he still didn't understand. 44 Juneau two stars- the General from the Pacific Island meeting with Delta Five... 45 But-what the hell could that have to do with the situation in Libya? 46 Delta Five continued;"There is a lot that I could not have told you untill now. There is one, however, who should 47 have been able to be here. An old Albanian friend..." 48 He thought silently to himself, 'Wassir, you old rascal, where are you, my friend?' 49 He continued;"Now- before we get to the heart of this, there are some photographs that you will want 50 to see..." 51 He ambled off to get the pictures... 52 [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*] 53 NEW BBS FOR PORTLAND!!!!! 54 THE NEW PORTLAND ROSE IS UP AND OPERATIONAL AT 287-9136----SEE YOU THERE 55 ESIT 56 EXIT 57 Alanna: On many terminals the arrow keys send codes that are used for 58 cursor movement. Yours appears to be one of them. Left arrow is not back- 59 space. 60 As for ^H, on BW it is best to send them one at a time or some 61 errors will creep in (ie your screen will show more erased chars than 62 where really erased). 63 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446535.7241______________________________ 64 dmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdm- 65 well well well. lookie what happened while i was dilligently trying 66 to play bbs-tag today...libya is bombed. wonderful! sorry bout 67 The situation looks bad 68 but could be worse, couldnt it? yeah, it could. when you stop hearing 69 music on the radio but something that sure sounds like a test of the 70 emergency broadcast system, grab whatever ya can and plunge into a nice 71 round manhole. really. might smell bad but it will save your ass. lot 72 cheaper than a shelter too. stay there till your lips crack wide open from 73 dehy, and then come out to the "real" world. a smouldering wasteland. 74 have fun boys-n-girls. 75 later (?) 76 doughnutman 77 dmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdm 78 79 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 80 From Prometheus; Politik 81 Reagan has selected Libya to wage war against since the transient state 82 of Palestine can not be warred against. A scape goat is the term. If, by 83 some rediculous error in judgement, Colonel Qadhafi [Wall Street Journal 84 spelling] rises to Arab power after this, the Twentieth Century Crusades 85 have started. 86 I would like to ask the intrigue authors to leave the Libyan Crescendo 87 in the newspapers. It is a serious issue for America and the world and any 88 references in spy stories will only be inappropriate. Night... 89 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 90 91 .... 92 .... I think 1313 needs to re-do their 5 bit rotational ...eh 93 .... and what about the scarlet lions ? ...eh Leo........... 94 95 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 96 Somehow, the prospects (read Libya situation) bother me. Nervously 97 waiting to see what happens... 98 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 99 100 101 Once again.... A military solution to a political problem. 102 Oh...Acton would turn over in his grave................... 103 104 - Nepenthe - 105 106 --------------------------------Lier----------------------------------------- 107 Leir wasted a night of sleep in sweat. His sheets needed washing by the time 108 he awoke. His eyes refused to open and his legs muscles were strained. It was 109 easily as miserable as before he had gone to sleep. 110 It was the fright of the Regiment that troubled him. In one day's time, 111 he would be in the company of men. Fierce ruffians. Scarred and brutal men. 112 Who used their brawn doing dastardly errands. Raping women. Putting to death 113 those who would be men. Errands of torture and death in the name of the 114 Gentleman Marsh. 115 By influence of his mother, he had been inducted into the Regiment. He 116 would set out for their camp. Their training and arms would be given to him. 117 Along with the uniform of their ranks. It might be a better fate than those 118 who were not to join them. 119 His walk that day, ended with the first sight of their encampment. Not 120 daring to camp in the compass of a hidden bow, they had arranged themselves 121 in the middle of a wide plain. Their tent's pale fabric mingled with the 122 stewing clouds. A tall and richly dressed man came on a horse from behind 123 Lier. He clutched at his tunic's collar, and lifted him into the air. When 124 the man rode into camp with Lier levitated astride his horse, the entire 125 Regiment laughed at him. 126 His hair was sheared. His body was purified with salts. His clothes were 127 burned and replaced with the silver and blue uniform. His thoughts were 128 occupied with the sights of cruelties he saw in their training. 129 In a couple of days, poor Lier had been submitted to indignity after 130 indignity. And had taken to being the butt of the Regiment's jokes. A 131 ion which he used to avoid serious punishments. Being paddled in front 132 of the men for pilfering a loaf was better than the flogging others might 133 have gotten for the same deed. 134 His ass was still sore one day. Then he saw a woman being taken into one 135 of the tents. Knowing that this is what he had dreaded only days ago, he 136 decided to use their training against them. Liberties had been taken with th 137 poor lady even as soon as he arrived at the front of the tent. 138 The finely dressed man pushed him aside. It was then that Lier realized 139 this man was the Gentleman Marsh, purveyor of the Regiment. Marsh pushed the 140 other men of the Regiment aside also, finding the lady to his satisfaction, 141 he had the tent sealed from the gawking soldiers. 142 Her cries fell on deaf ears as they stumbled away. To tend their own 143 fires, and meals. This left only Lier at the front of the tent. He had an 144 idea and followed through with it impulsively. 145 "Gentleman, Sir! Some wine for you?" Lier felt for the bottle he had 146 gotten with the loaf, it was in his sack. As the Gentleman asked for the 147 wine, Lier readied his blade. Soon he was inside. The lady was gasping for 148 breath beneath the fat swine. 149 "I will open it for you, Gentleman, Sir!" Lier got his knife and plucked 150 away at the wooden stopper. Marsh kept his rubbings on, so Lier promptly slit 151 him along his belly. His life drained out quickly and silently. The lady 152 squirmed away and cowered into a corner. 153 "Please, come now or we may never get away!" The lady stepped over the 154 corpse and took his hand. Sobbing. Lier opened the side of the tent with his 155 knife and stepped onto the grassy plain. He dragged the lady's hand as he 156 dodged from tent to tent, avoiding the songs of the Regiment's men. As they 157 made their way to the forest from the plain, the first cries of discovery 158 found their ears. 159 "Lady, I am shot!" An arrow had found his liver from the camp. His fears 160 only nights before had been realized. His moral disgust had led to his murder 161 by the Regiment. His only duty now was to deserve his death. He told the lady 162 to find the way to his house and his mother. 163 The lady now serves the mother. She washes sheets and dishes. She thinks 164 about Lier who had helped her. His body laid where it was left, and rotted 165 away. As if it never mattered, and I guess it never did. Did it? 166 -------------------------------4-14-86--------------------------------------- 167 168 169 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 170 L'homme; message for you on Aloha. Emu has suggested Saturday evening, after 171 the PSUACM contest- which, after the awards ceremony, and time to get back, 172 would be near 7:00pm. 173 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 174 0606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606 175 176 crrd[ ch_\f rntcj [e_ed vxjpr clidj aefia lnadf edrxn cpaid cpd[j jvpd_ 177 [Oops, try again] 178 crrd[ ch_\f rntcj [e_ed vxjpr clidj aefia lnadf edrxn cpaid cpd[j jvpd_ 179 lad[f s_li[ ld_cv p[\da \h_tf edvtx ladlg \yajd fed[s ffcau sw\dd _ptad 180 yaepd egzza epaid pf\ad mxjdp tahzc ptajf lzdsc edcvj frd[w x_pt[ ldg_v 181 \[\dd _nxle fiajd uxgje armdf l^fpa idfmd uxghn cldja cidpt fe[\h vwdch 182 _cnnx jiflz dpxdj analp djavx jpe[l d_gli ajzjx gli[e _edra ^ard[ sd_nf 183 0606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606060606 184 DMDMDMDMDMDMDM- 185 DOUGHNUTLURK ENGAGED 186 DMDMDMDMDMDMDM- 187 188 ...I will see if the social calender leaves that evening free 189 ... Crrd ... 190 191 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 192 WestWind: take heart, you're not alone. Be a good friend, open and there 193 when she needs you. Don't let it sour! If it was meant to be, it will 194 continue to be. Faith, love and understanding can cure all... 195 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 196 **************************************** ROAMING THE MANY LINES OF THE BBS 197 WORLD THE WEARY TRAVELER FINDS HIMSELF 198 AT THE INN. 199 200 **************************************** 201 PEOPLE OF THE INN, DON'T WORRY.... 202 203 WWIII IS NOT UPON US. 204 205 THE SOVIETS, AND EVERYONE ELSE, MAY NOT 206 AGREE WITH WHAT THE U.S. DID BUT THEY 207 208 WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. YES, RUSSIA'S ECONOMY IS TROUBLED, AND YES 209 WORLD WAR SEEMS TO CURE ECONOMICAL PROBLEMS, BUT WWIII WILL NOT CURE RUSSIAS 210 ECONOMICAL PROBLEMS, WWIII WOULD MEARLY ELIMINATE THEM (ALONG WITH EVERYTHING 211 ELSE.) 212 213 NO, NO NEED TO WORRY. LIBYA IS A WEAK AND PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A COUNTRY 214 AND COLONEL QADHAFI (WALL STREET JOURNAL SPELLING) COULDN'T LEAD AN ARMY OF 215 TIN SOLDIERS AGAINST COBRA FORCES. 216 217 218 U.S.A ALL THE WAY. 219 220 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PORTLAND DEMOCRATS FOR REAGAN AGAINST TERRORISM. 221 222 P.D.RAT 223 P.D.RAT 224 P.D.RAT 225 **************************************** 226 227 228 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 229 230 Good morning backwater people have you had a good nights rest? 231 232 To be honest with you I have never been on B.W. before and most 233 234 likely never be on it again. My name is Scott but ya alls can call 235 236 me scott without the capital S. As you have figured I dont know 237 what Im doing and Ive just been tolet alone 238 239 Are there any good looking women out there in computer land that 240 dont where spec's i.e. glasses. Just sitting here makes me wonder 241 why I didn't stay home last night, gods way of telling me to stick 242 to video golf ( wonderful game next to video bingo). Condidering 243 Im not being paid for throwing this slanderious pile of thoughts 244 your way makes it a pretty cheap night for us all, right? wrong. 245 246 247 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 248 Hi it's me again here to finish my thoughts for tonight. Now that 249 I have been humbled by the home computer, let alone tied up computer 250 time which is your life blood let me continue. I have recently learned 251 that you have quiet a following of poets therefor I will reciet a 252 poem that I have composed and you can't use it ever. As follows: 253 HOW MANY MILES TO MY RAINBOW, WHERE IS MY BUCKET OF GOLD. 254 ALL I'VE GOT HERE IS A BUCKET OF BEER AND SOME CHICKEN WINGS 255 14 DAYS OLD. 256 BUT CHICKEN O CHICKEN YOU SAVED MY LIFE ,YOU FED ALL MY CHILDREN 257 BUT COST ME MY WIFE. ALL CAUSE OF CHICKEN I CANT EVEN SPEAK CAUSE 258 NOW I'M GROWING A 14 FOOT BEAK. 259 CHICKEN FOR BREAKFEST CHICKEN FOR LUNCH CHICKEN FOR DINNER AND 260 SUNDAY BRUNCH. 261 ALL I'VE GOT LEFT IS A BUCK O 9, ENOUGH FOR A CHICKEN AND A BOTTEL 262 OF WINE. 263 WE BOIL IT WE BAKE WE FRY IT IN A PAN, WE SAVE ALL THE GIZZARDS IN 264 AN OLD COFFEE CAN. WE STASH THEM AWAY TILL THEY'RE MOLDY AND GREEN 265 AND GIVE 'EM TO THE CHILDERN ON HALLOWEEN. 266 ( CHORUS ). 267 Thanks alot for actually not much and I don't apologize for my 268 finger's behaviour. 269 ?????????????????????????????????????????? BONDO ??????????????????????????????? 270 271 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 272 Hmm... strange stuff, that above. Have you ever heard an old song that 273 goes something like this: 274 Fried chicken faces and baked duck's beaks 275 I'm funny lookin', 'cause you are what you eat... 276 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 277 What a bunch of #$%&. Terrorism is not a political problem. It is a military problem, and can be stopped only by 278 military actions. What we did to Libya was not enough. It is time we showed them we mean business. We should hit them 279 again and again, untill they have learned. For once I actually support Reagan... DV 280 281 ********************************** 282 FROM DREADED NIGHT I FALL 283 **********************:************ 284 285 WHEN THE RED RAIN FALLS 286 AND DOWNWARD YOU FALL>> 287 THEN SHELL YOU SEE 288 WHUT HAS BECAME OF ME. 289 FROM DAYS OF YOUNG TO DAYS OF OLD, 290 FROM RITULES UNTOLD.. 291 FROM DREADED NIGHT I FALL, 292 TO CLAIM YOU ALL.. 293 SO YOU MAY ALSO FALL. 294 TO THE SEA OF THE SERPHENT THAT BREATHES, 295 THERE YOU WILL SEE WHUT YOU NEED TO SEE 296 TO LEARN OF THE TREE - THAT SET US FREE. 297 298 FROM THE DAY THE RED RAIN FELL, 299 AND FILLED THE WELL, 300 TO BRING FORTH THE LEGION OF HELL, 301 TO THE DAY YOUR CASTED AWAY 302 I SHELL BE HE 303 FOR THAT IS ME 304 AND HE SHELL BE I 305 TILL THE DAY I DIE... 306 "SO BE IT" HE WONCE SAID 307 "NO LONGER MUST YOU BE DEAD" 308 "TO LIFE YOU MUST FLEE," 309 TO HELP SET THE LEGION FREE" 310 "IN EGYPT YOU WILL SEE" 311 "WHAT THIER IS TO BE...." 312 313 314 FROM THE LEGION OF GOD, 315 TO CITY HALL, 316 I`VE FOUGHT THEM ALL.. 317 FROM THE DAYS THE DAGER STABED DEEP 318 AND MY ANCINET HEART IT DID REACH. 319 TO THE DAYS OF GOLD THAT LAY UNTOLD...... 320 321 FROM HELL, I DO BREATH, 322 TO BRAKE THE CHAINS THAT INBOUND ME, 323 FOR THEIR IS NO STELL 324 YOU CAN NOT BEND IF YOU HAVE THE WILL. 325 SO SEE IF YOU CAN FILL 326 THE POWER THATS REAL, 327 SO YOU MAY BEND YOUR STELL, 328 AND CLAIM YOUR KILL - IF THAT IS YOUR WILL.... 329 330 ******************************** 331 wrighten by; THE KEEPER 332 1984 333 ******************************** 334 335 wrighten? I'm sorry, but NOBODY can spell that bad! Besides, what was 336 all that anyway? 337 338 LIBYA - NUKE 'EM 'TIL THEY GLOW!!! 339 YEAH, REAGAN. WE'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S STRONGER. A BUNCH OF LITTLE WIMPS 340 LED BY THAT KHADAFFY JERK. NUKE 'EM! NUKE 'EM! NUKE 'EM! NUKE 'EM! 341 342 343 I said it is sunny and you are rich. 344 345 346 +;+++k+7+7;+++++++#k++;+?+3+k+k+# 347 348 349 I found the real reason for the American action in North Africa. It is a 350 conspiracy between the United States Government and Teledyne. They plan 351 to detonate nuclear device in the desert and create enormous fields of 352 glass. To be transported to Teledyne facilities, be ground into fine grains 353 of sand, and aid in the Strategic Defense Initiative. 354 I hope this enlightens a few of you to the devious nature of Teledyne, a 355 McKane industry. 356 53535353535353535353535353535353535353535353535353535353535353535353535353535 357 358 359 ********************* 360 Keeper? can you hear me? keeper - keeper 361 w your life word. 362 363 364 Keeper? can you hear me? keeper - keeper 365 I know your life word. 366 On the midnight when the triad is formed whole, I shall call forth 367 your power and direct it to sacrifice your soul on my sixth 368 utterance of your life word. No amulet can protect you from your 369 own power. I will banish you from this existence, keeper, forever! 370 Call upon your sould demon to save you, if you dare. Only he has the 371 power to save you from yourself at a price even worse than the 372 damnation I bring upon you. Your power is ebbing. I can feel it! 373 Prepare keeper and beware! For the triad will be formed this 374 sunday night and your banishment will come. 375 376 your appointed assassin 377 378 *********************** 379 380 HA! 381 YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 382 **************************************** 383 HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COUNTRY? 384 YOU CAPITALIST PIGS! HOW DARE YOU 385 ATTACK MY COUNTRY! RETALIATION IS 386 INEVITABLE. YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE SORRY. 387 CAPITALIST PIGS! 388 389 390 COLONEL DAFFY (MY SPELLING) 391 392 **************************************** 393 394 395 396 [VUNH BDD@_ UXGDL AAIDP XD\CO ADCDM ASD@N _TCL_ ZAEDF LDU[_ XGJDR A^ARD [JD_V [_JXZ JC\[\ HBDDW \D_NX IAD@F 397 ED_EG _VV@X EEAID @PXDY @A@DF L@D[K _GV[_ VAJNC EA[@K [\D_F DJACR FQ_AD UX@GJ D@NX_ \[_\X IX_J_ A[H@B DDDDD 398 _@TCE DGVVA JD[ZD _RXS[ _AJNC EADJA @^AJE AI[LD _YGPD VRACE ADNXJ JANPD PTFE[ \DHBD DDDDO _RA^A [_RD[ PD_SF 399 _RRDC REXDJ AEPJ@ FN_PD [K_NX IA[KD @_NT@ CJEDP XDNTJ [I[OU @JRD_ PTJGH BDDDD DNTJ@ [IOXP _[RR_ HBD@D @[[S\ 400 D_NCJ JFCZA DJAPG J@LD[ O_N[_ TJ[IO WARRD _F@ED CDNCJ JCFZ_ ADJAP G@JLD XL@RU [\D_F PDIXA EDLXP HBDDD DD\X^ 401 ADPTA DNG_J EXJDP XDPT_ ADLA] P@D@R F[_LA [\D_U @XG[D @_LAA ID@P@ XDT[_ C^AD@ RMED@ CMPAJ DUXGJ HBDDD DDNJE 402 [@\@H B_CRR [ND@_ FD_NC L[E_P D\_CO ADVXJ EMFE[ @\D@_ FDTC^ ADPX@ DSXJO [\D_F [E_RR DPJUD PXD_\ COAD\ FRNT_ 403 CJ[E_ EDVCJ PU[\H B_FMD EX[LD _FDSF RRDTC ^ADCD VJARF \D_^A JEFXL DXMDR A^ARD [PD_C ^CFCR CYRA[ _\DYC _EFND 404 MXJDL XS@[L HB_\R DPXDM XRRXS [\HB_ V[_RA CEAD@ RAPD\ ADOL@ XSDST C@PD@ NX\VG PAJED FP[E_ RRDYA DJGLL FLZDX 405 LD@EX @DFD@ NCLDP JUDPX D\COA HBCRR XSCL[ _NAE[ \HB@[ 406 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 407 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 408 409 Overheard on a popular potland radio station... 410 411 I hate the U.S.. 412 I love my mom.. 413 But I would sell her 414 To get the Bomb.. 415 But she'd still love me.. 416 Be so proud of me.. 417 The Name's Kadaffy. 418 419 Anyhow, enough of such frivolity. I 420 wish that there had been some other way, and if the European countries 421 had assisted us in our plan to economically boycott Libya, this wouldn't 422 have had to happen, or so I surmise. But they wouldn't help us, and even 423 after we gave fair warning. So I think that this was our last alternativ 424 I still think that any loss of life is futile, and with my luck, all you 425 out there are hopeless conservatives whothink that death, blood and 426 violence is the answer to everything. The person above, who wrote NUKEE 427 'EM about five times honest to god scares me, even if the entry was left 428 in jest. It is hard to value human 429 life if you don't know the people whose lives you are valuing, I.E. 430 Libyans. I know that people who use this bbs are intelligent enough to 431 know that Kaddafy is the lunatic in this picture, not the Libyan citizen 432 But when the bomb drops, it does not discriminate. It does not yet have 433 the power to hunt out and destroy only the bad guys. I personally think 434 that a well ordered assasination followed by close watching and 435 appropriate action is called for. I suppose you could call me a democrat 436 but I'd rather be known as a humanist. 437 438 A. Rivania Phelps. 439 P.S. Did you know that after our raid to save democracy, Kaddafy 440 apparently wasn't hurt. But his infant daughter was killed. Yea America. 441 442 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>>><>><<<><<<><<><<>><><<>>><<>><<><<>><< 443 DMDMDMDMDM- 444 GOOD WORDS A. RIV. PHELPS. GOOD WORDS. MY ONLY ARGUMENT IS THAT MABEY 445 A WELL TRAINED ASSASIN COULD KILL UNCLE RON, AS HENIOUSLY UNPATRIOTIC 446 AS IT MAY SEEM. YEA, I WAS HOPING FOR HINKLEY TO HAVE DONE HIM IN AND 447 FOR THE CANCER, BUT A GOOD CIA OR NSA BULLET COULD DO THE TRICK. 448 (THIS IS STRICTLY *AGAINST* SATANIC POLICIES, BUT HEY, IM JUST 449 A FAIR WEATHER SATANIST ANYWAY....) 450 EITHER WAY, I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF KILLING ANYONE, LIBYAN, RUSSIAN, 451 CHINESE, OR EVEN THE EVIL INCARNATED BEING OF KADAFI/REAGAN. 452 ENOUGH BABLLE..... 453 DMDMDMDMDMDM- 454 P.S.---GOOD LUCK ASSASIN-O-KEEPER! 455 FREE US! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 456 nuke 'em nuke 'em all rid us of all the pussing boils on the butt 457 of the world... 458 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 459 460 That wouldn't do any good at all to kill of the Pres. If anything it 461 would make it worse, for the US that is. Terrorists would see that as 462 a sign to go in and attack! 463 Tired of hearing about war. Giong into Lurk Mode. 464 465 466 467 468 469 470 Dear Mr. Appointed ASSASSIN 471 472 I HOPE YOU DONT MIND IF I BRING ALONG 473 SATAN. IM SURE HE WANTS TO SEE YOU 474 BANISH ME. TO PLACE I ALREADY EXIST IN. 475 476 ANY WAYS IM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS SUNDAY. 477 AND BY THE THERD HORN YOU SHELL 478 DIE 479 YOU SCUM, HOW DARE YOU CHALANGE MY POWER !! 480 JUST WAIT CHRIST LOVER !! 481 YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD YOU CAN CONTAIN 482 MY POWER IF YOU CALL IT UP !! 483 BECOUSE IM NOT COMING ALNOE. 484 AND BEWARE FOR IF YOU DO NOT SUCSEED 485 IN YOUR PITTIFUL RITUAL, WHICH YOU WONT. 486 BE BREPARED TO DIE......!!!!!! 487 NOT QUICK, ILL BE SURE TO MAKE IT 488 SLOW... BEWARE FOR SOON I SHELL NOW 489 YOUR IDENTITY, AND YOU THINK YOUR LIFE 490 SUCKS NOW ...... HA HA HA HA HA HA 491 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 492 TILL THIS SUNDAY OR SHOULD I SAY 493 TILL THIS SABBATH ILL SEE YOU !!! 494 495 496 497 498 499 IN HELL THAT IS !!!! 500 501 ******************************** 502 KEEPER OF YOUR SOUL SCUM !! 503 ******************************** 504 505 506 507 {_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_} 508 Ooh, ha ha. Such fools you all are! Hah, I can not see through this web 509 of electrical wiring you hide behind. Oh, sure you are hidden well. And 510 yes, you think Satan is on your side, but there are worse than him! 511 The Celts, the Druids, the False Bishops, they tried to master them and 512 failed. I made a deal, and now I am their master! A decent pagan diety 513 will decimate your faith as quickly as you urinate! 514 Ooh, ha ha. See you in your nightmares! 515 {_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_Dicho_}{_}{_}{_}{_}{_} 516 517 THIS MIGHT GET INTERESTING. WAITING FOR THE NEW DISK, SATAN. 518 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 519 520 Hmmmmm.... I've always liked the Celts. Larry Bird is one of the 521 best players alive today. Never heard of the Druids though.... must 522 play in the Continental League. 523 Nerdly, if you read this.... have a good trip. 524 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ Lurkenstupe +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ 525 526 ** Well, this afternoon, I happended to be riding my bike, and all of a -- 527 sudden this car came barling at me, and then he hit me, and the 528 next thing I knew, I was DEAD! 529 ** The Dead ** 530 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / 531 A bunch of nonsense would be most appropriate in this spot... 532 *** STARPATH *** 533 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / 534 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 535 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 536 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 537 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 538 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 539 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 540 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 541 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 542 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 543 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 544 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 545 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 564 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 6 565 666 566 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 567 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 568 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 569 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 570 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 571 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 572 666 666 573 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 574 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 575 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 576 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 577 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 578 579 580 581 582 583 584 585 586 587 588 589 590 591 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 592 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 593 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 594 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 595 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 596 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 597 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 598 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 599 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 600 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 601 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 602 603 604 605 606 607 608 609 610 611 612 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NUMBER`S ?? 613 614 615 616 617 was that suppoesed to mean something? 618 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> 619 427 620 Sometimes, when I log in, with my $3000 system, automated login scripts 621 and other paraphenalia, I look back at the pathetic little kid I once 622 was with a stolen modem, a vt52 terminal and a phone number. I remember 623 the excitement that this number once provided, and I feel sorrow for 624 this board. For technology has made it possible for any idiot to use 625 a bbs system. I wish I could return to those days, 3 years ago. 626 Sometimes progress hurts. 627 //////////////////////////Don't Look Back///////////////////////////////// 628 629 WHUTS WRONG FILL LIKE A FOOL !!!! TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 629