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20 Hiya Nerdly,
21 At the top! <ahem>
22 Maricia
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24 @#@#@$@#$#@$#$%$#%#$^%$^$%^{body}amp;^%&^%&%*&&*&^*^&*^(**(&*)(&()&)(&(&*(^&(^*
25 I don't really think that all this talk and exposure of the practices
26 off Satan worship is necessary. Can't we begin a discussion on some other
27 much healthier subject. Maybe we can get some people to discuss the real
28 reason of Easter which is, Jesus Christ came to die for all of humanity
29 and in His ressurection He conquered death for all those who would open
30 up their hearts and accept Him as the Son of God and Saviour of their souls
31 .
32 @#$@$@$%@%$#%#$%^%$^{body}amp;^%&%^*&^%*^&(**^( TANK )@#$#%#$%#$^%%$^$^&$^&^%&*&&%*&
33 Baloney.
34 For sale: 2 disk files 75 *good* disks,(very little used) cleaning kit. Make offer. [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*]
35 )|(-----------------------------------------------------------)|(
36 Nathan Critchfield unlocked the door to his fourth floor
37 apartment for the two hundred and fifteenth time that year.
38 His small hand hit the lightswitch on his left
39 instinctively. The light revealed a large, tastefully
40 decorated living room with a kitchen and dining room off to
41 the left and a stairway leading to the loft, as well as the
42 bedroom, on the right.
43 " Same as usual ", Nathan thought to himself.
44 He switched on the stereo, and then proceeded to go
45 upstairs. He pulled the mail out from under his arm and
46 tossed it on the couch as he walked by. He then opened the
47 door to his bedroom.
48 .....................
49 The door at the Inn opened and a short, frail man
50 appeared and began to grope for something on the wall.
51 " Where's that damn lightswitch? ", Nathan asked, not
52 expecting an answer.
53 " Sorry, there are none over there. "
54 Nathan raised his head slowly, and took a disbelieving
55 look at the patrons in the room. He stood motionless for
56 nearly ten seconds, and then like someone one had come in
57 on the wrong party, turned around and walked out.
58 .....................
59 A few seconds later, the door opened again and the
60 frail man walked slowly in. He had shortish, wispy brown
61 brown hair and a slightly oversized nose, but otherwise
62 normal features. On his thin frame hung a blue oxford
63 shirt, a thin, navy knit tie and grey flannel slacks which
64 were pleated and cuffed. Over his sholder he was carrying
65 a muted, loden green herringbone tweed sportjacket, and he
66 had a briefcase in his other hand.
67 Nathan walked carefully towards the bar, and motioned
68 for the bartender.
69 " Tell me ", he asked sheepishly, " what are all you
70 people doing in my bedroom? ".
71 The bartender didn't reply, but just gave him an odd
72 look.
73 " If this is a bar, can I have a ginger ale? "
74 )|(----------------------------------Nathan-------------------)|(
75 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
76 Has anyone ever noticed that when people proclaim the Christian faith,
77 they invariably do it in a run on sentence? It would go over better
78 with this crowd if it were grammatically correct...
79 I'm sure I've spelled something wrong.
80 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
81 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
82 to; TALTELEPTA
83 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
84 Your absoulutly right.........
85 Anyone paying ateention to my
86 wrighting should have the whole
87 concept of the ritual before doing
88 it.. Other words there is a small
89 chance of pissing someone or
90 somthing off...That is why if any
91 one has any questins or commints
92 ill be glad to reply..
93 I also suggest the no one under
94 the age of 13, even begin to study
95 this Book.. it has nouthing in itat
96 this point that could effect a person other
97 then drawing a high Demon`s attention..
98 But the Book will expand !
99 into rituls which will actulay
100 manafest a demon & if the reader
101 pays close attention thy will now
102 how to contain him... I suggest the age of 13 becouse any
103 younger an you are a prime target for
104 possesion.. Not saying that everone
105 on this planet isnt already
106 possesed, but thats beside the point..
107 Im talking about mass sickness here ! it all realy depends
108 whut the Demon wonts to do whith
109 you,, he could push you infront
110 of a car or Train or whutever .
111 He could drown you or murdder you
112 or rape you or kill your family..ETC......
113
114 So you see TALELEPTA.
115 There is some concern, where
116 possesion is concerned I dont like
117 it whin it happens to me. & fill
118 no one should go through it if
119 thy dont Deserve it.........
120 I would also like to make a commint
121 about rituals must be perfection.
122 Well I agree, its true there be no mistakes made, BUT
123 not even GOD is perfect .....!!
124 & to that outher little commint,
125 "physical, occult & arcane actions
126 will be taken"
127 I really like a challanging aponit
128 in the relm of darkness.
129
130 ========================
131 yours; KEPPER of SOULS
132 ========================
133 And yes, I don't understand about 80 columns either! At least he didn't
134 spell 'through' as 'thru', that would just make my day.
135 I think commints lik thut shood goo unheaded.
136
137 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
138
139 Lower Cavity Windgusts
140
141 This demon
142 this enemy of mine
143 loses my friends for me
144 and brings me relief.
145
146 A rat winding its way
147 through the belly of a snake
148 and works its way out
149 to emerge as
150 a breath of fresh air.
151
152 - Warm Breeze -
153
154 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
155
156 / / / / / / / / / / / / /
157 Hmmm. Quite a bit of messages left since the new disk was put up. I called
158 this morning, and both disks were full.
159 BSwitch now to lurk mode.....
160 *** STARPATH ***
161 / / / / / / / / / / / / /
162
163 HOW CLEVER!
164 I still suggest the keeper stop ripping other authors off and write something
165 original. It is digusting to see such rampant thievery go unquestioned and
166 unchecked. It is obviously the mind of a child, because only a child would
167 choose such a subject to pillage.
168 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||BOOK OF THE MONTH CLUB||||||||||||||||||||
169 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
170 THE KEEPER OF SOULS is one of three things.
171 A) A fellow who is getting his kicks out of intentionally making
172 himself look like a social retard.
173 or more likely...
174 B) A twelve year old.
175 C) A unwashed, slightly retarded twelve year old.
176 I find it amazing that the atmosphere of BWMS does not promote more
177 intelligent conversation than what it often filling disk space. One would
178 imagine that some young writers would rise to the abilities of others, than
179 create an excuse for otherwise calm, rational people to all act beneath
180 their respective ages ( like I did above ). Let us stop reprinting sections
181 of the Necrominion ( $2.95 in papaerback ) and get down to some intelligent
182 banter. Enough said.
183 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
184 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
185 I WOULDNT PUSH IT IF I WERE YOU !!
186 **********************************
187
188 Yes, I would say that the KEEPER of $2.95 paperbacks is a retarded twelve
189 year old. Oh, excuse me. A unwashed, retarded twelve year old (and I
190 would replace 'slightly' with something like 'totaly').
191 ------=-=-=-=-------=-==-=------
192 I think Keeper of Soles is Frank, trying a different tack.
193
194
195 Did he misspell 'totaly' or was it intentional?
196
197 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
198 KEEPER OF THE SOULS: LOOK GUY,
199 JUST WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM? IVE
200 CHECKED MY COPY OF THE NECRONOMICON (WHICH IS A FAKE
201 BY THE WAY, "ABDUL AHLZRED" BEING AN
202 ENTIRELY FICTIONAL CHARACTER CREATED
203 BY LOVECRAFT IN HIS CHILDHOOD PERIOD OF
204 ARABIAN KNIGHTS) AND THE SATANIC BIBLE, A
205 MUCH MORE RATIONAL RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFO (INCIDENTALLY, THE *PRIME*
206 FACTOR IN TURNING ME INTO A SATANIST, BEFORE ANY ONE CRITICIZES,
207 ***READ IT!!*** AND THE BIBLE AND COMPARE TRUTHS...IT WINS!
208 ANYWAY, IT IS NOT IN ANY OF CROWLEYS BOOKS THAT I HAVE (BUT
209 MY COLLECTION IS NOT COMPLETE). PLEASE
210 ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO ITS SOURCE, GUY,
211 OR ARE YOU JUST VERY IMAGINATIVE?
212 DOUGHNUT MAN
213 (A SATANIST)
214 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
215 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
216 My, how things change around here!!!! When last I checked this was a
217 nice, quiet, sedate, pseudo-Christian board at this number. (At least no-
218 body talked about it...)
219 Keeper: Your stuff might be doing some good after all: I found it a
220 terrific source of comic relief. I haven't laughed so hard since someone
221 tried to tell me that listening to rock music would send me straight to h-
222 e- double-toothpicks. May I offer a few modest suggestions from one app-
223 rentice student of arcana to another:
224 a) I have never felt confident about invoking ANYthing that I didn't
225 know a LOT about; one of them might show up unexpectedly for tea and soul-
226 cakes sometime, and that AIN'T a fun thought.
227 b) I have serious doubts about anyone spelling that badly (intentional
228 or not) having any of the traits necessary for keeping him out of trouble
229 in these kind of things. Think about it...
230 c) Publishing this type of stuff on an open public bulletin board is
231 asking for backlash of epic proportions. If this stuff is read and used by
232 impressionable kids who don't know what they're doing, and they get hit by
233 the consequences, and the Threefold Law is true and you started it... the
234 thought frankly scares me to silence.
235 I'm in no way an expert in this stuff, but I have done a lot of
236 reading; and tho your rituals have enough in them to actually do something,
237 there are no protections in them at all. I was laughing when I started
238 this, but thinking of the implications sobered me up fast.
239 I'm sorry to take up so much space, but please just think B4 you type.
240 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/Luingil\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
241
242 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
243 I wasn't aware that so many of the fine people on this board were
244 involved in the occult sciences. As it stands, I am an agnostic and
245 therefore pretty open minded. I really don't believe in magick (correct
246 spelling?), but it is everyone's right to believe what they want -
247 Christ, Satan or the Great Pumkin. Let us just keep somewhat quiet
248 about it, because it does seem likely that some young impressionable
249 minds may may get mixed up in something which they are in no way e
250 equipped to handle.
251 I'm not against the beliefs, only the presentation of them on a
252 public board. And as for Frank, it does not seem likely that the two
253 are related - Frank was a better speller.
254 Oh dear, Letterman took the "p" out of my Pumpkin, and turned it into
255 typo in the form of an "e". Whoops...
256 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
257 ______________________________JD 2446518.7523______________________________
258 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
259 CHAPTER 12: Out Of The Closet
260
261 And so it was that after the broom closet incident with my high school
262 home-ec teacher and an undetermined number of janitors, I spent several months
263 in hiding trying to get rid of those unsightly toilet plunger marks. I had
264 made many startling discoveries about myself with which I was having problems
265 coming to grips. During what I like to call my "Age of Experimentation" I
266 tried my hand at a variety of jobs in an attempt to find myself.
267 I remember vividly the meeting with Johnson and Johnson's marketing
268 executive during my six-month "Inventing Stage."
269 "Now what is it that you say you've invented Mr. Petrov?" He was a short,
270 smelly man with a red stain on his tie and a curious green spot on his
271 underwear. His jaundiced skin reminded me of Vaseline and, upon close
272 comparison, I could see that the hair on the back of his head was a brown which
273 closely resembled the color of his desk top.
274 Onto his desk I placed a small cardboard box with a hole in the top.
275 Inside the box were tissues of the type that people usually use to wipe their
276 noses or clean quacamole off their underwear. Pulling out the top tissue, the
277 next one stood straight up, ready to
278 be grabbed by the next snotty-nosed person to come along. "You see, I've
279 folded and stacked these tissues in such a way as to make the following tissue
280 stick up when the top one is taken!"
281 "Most impressive mr. Petrov!" The man seemed genuinely impressed.
282 "Now, 'Kleenex' tissues are supposed to make you clean, and 'Softique'
283 tissues are supposed to be soft, but the most outstanding thing about my
284 tissues are that they stand straight up-"
285 "So?"
286 "So I've decided to call them 'Erectile Tissues'!"
287 The man didn't seem too thrilled with the name I'd chosen for my product,
288 and after a few polite words, he sent me on my way. A few months later I saw
289 my invention gracing the shelves of the finer drugstores and supermarkets in
290 my neighborhood. Disillusioned with the harsh realities of capitalism, I
291 sought out a simpler life.
292 The next few years saw me as a sheep rancher, a soviet labor leader, a
293 female wrestler, male wrestler, midget wrestler, and frequent guest star on
294 David Letterman's "Stupid Pet Tricks".
295 It was during these exciting years that I met the friend who would make
296 my life worth living. I remember when our eyes first met and we were
297 overwhelmed with urgent ecstasy. How his beautiful blond hair flowed in the
298 breeze as he ran towards me across the lush green meadow! Oh, the agony of
299 feeling half submerged in quicksand while I struggled to run ever faster
300 towards the one who could make my fears vanish like so many defense contractors
301 at a competency hearing! I remember how the piercing light of joy rended the
302 midnight vacuum that infested my heart as he whispered those immortal words,
303 "Baaaaaa." What was once "me" had suddenly become "me and ewe". Our happiness
304 was such that we could not erase the sheepish grins that gripped our faces.
305 What we didn't realize was that, since so many people are opposed to
306 interspecies relationships, our showing of affection proved to be something of
307 a wolf in sheep's clothing. Though we tried, we couldn't pull the wool over
308 anyone's eyes. We began to feel like we were constantly on the lam. The whole
309 problem was really starting to get my goat.
310 His name was Loam, and boy could he french kiss!
311
312 Petrov
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314 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
315 Encore! Author, Author!
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317 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
318 from one experienced in the arcane"The Book of Souls" is pure unadulterated
319 horsepucky!!!! The locations of the emblems and sigils are extremely
320 inacurate,the ritual form is purely imagination.If the untrained "play"
321 with this inanity,there is danger of several mistaken occurances.
322 Among these are possession,psionic drainage and total power burnout.
323 I would not wish these upon even my worst enemy.Even my worst students
324 don't screw up that badly.If you would like more
325 info,contact Starfire on No-Name or Aeriel on REBEL.
326 *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*JINXIAN*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
327 I don't know about anyone else...but what's so wrong with the Great Pumpkin?
328 You can say whatever you like about all that other junk but don't you insult
329 my dear punpkin! Ooh, I might even get mad and stamp my little feet at you!
330 ----=-=-=-------=-=-=-==-------
331 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
332 The piper was somewhat bewildered by the actions that the bard's
333 transporter had taken. Crawling out of its definitly listing shape, he
334 looked about him. The large circular room seemed to be a combination of
335 strange fungal growths mixed with circuitry. A few sharp cracks of cooling
336 metal pulled his eyes back to the bards conveyance. Wisps of smoke
337 drifted into the air that seemed to hold the pungence of chlorine still
338 close behind it.
339 The white-suited alien stood with his middle limbs folded watching the
340 party examine their surroundings. Walking over to him, the piper search
341 (oops, searched) his slate-blue face through the transparent breathing
342 helmet he wore. The slightly greenish gas he breathed did not obscure
343 the expression (or lack of it) on his slightly flattened, turtle-shaped
344 head. Watching closely, the piper asked:
345 "Do you know where we are?"
346 "Of course," replied the alien. "We are in my home."
347 The piper stood silent for a few moments. "How, then," he continued,
348 "Is it that we breathe in here? Has the atmosphere been replaced? How
349 lucky for you, then, that you did not remove your breathing apparatus."
350 The piper looked about him for a short time, then turned back to the
351 alien. "I'm afraid that this oxygen atmosphere may damage your home
352 severely. The thing that tried to swallow me used oxygen as a digestive
353 aid -- broke down its food with the gas. I'm worried that our atmosphere
354 might begin to digest the walls of your dwelling."
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358
359 There are only a few impressionable kids on this board. And would anyone
360 really mind if Promethues or Zephyr took on a new hobby, devil worship? And
361 if they got themselves burnt, well, they needed to learn discipline
362 sometime.
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365 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
366 :::::=====:::z:
367 Wxyhy is it that when sogmmeone insults me they never sign the entry?
368 :::::==<==:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::==== =:::::
369 ch/Wxyhy=why/ssogmmeone=someone
370 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
371 OH MY WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ON MY FAVORITE BBS Mmmmmm...
372 TO ALL ARE WE GOING TO HERE A PIZZA BASH SOMETIME?
373 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-PRINCE DRAGON.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
374 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
375 Leonard- do you still want the CGP-115? $70.00 includes cable, manual,box of paper, and 4 or 5 tubes o pens. DELTA
376 FIVE. Will be at next PorSfiS if someone will tell me the new meeting place...
377
378 DOUGHNUT.
379 UGHNUT.
380 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
381 AS THEY MAY SAY, LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE,
382 BUT I THINK THAT IT IS ABOUT TIME TO DROP RELIGION/OCCULT BELIEFS FROM
383 THIS BOARD. UNLIKELY I SUPPOSE. ANY OF THE OTHER OLDSTERS REMEBER THE PAST COUPLA
384 RELIGIOUS DEBATES WITH "PEN NAME" AND THE REST OF THEM (YOU?)?
385 WELL, IT PRETTY MUCH WENT DOWNHILL FAST AND AS THEY SAY IN THE
386 UNEDUCATED PARTS OF THIS COUNTRY (HAHA) "IT WENT NOWHERES!". LETS JUST
387 FORGET IT. OF COURSE, KEEPER OF THE SOULS, I AM STILL INTERESTED IN
388 WHERE YA GOT YOUR INFO...IF ANYWHERE AT ALL.
389 SIGN ME.........DOUGHNUT MAN
390 (A BORED SATANIST!!)
391 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
392 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
393 Ho hum...so much for Satanism.
394 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
395 You'll have to excuse me... I'm still in a state of shock. Do any of you
396 know what it will *cost* to get my conveyor repaired?! And the towing
397 charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
398 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
399 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
400 Prince Dragon:
401 We're coming to get you.
402 Explaination:::
403 R.E.B.E.L.
404 Go '*', then 'H' (EQ room)
405 If you haven't read up lately, well, lets just say that soon we will
406 catch up with you!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
407 *** STARPATH ***
408 PS-If someone who is not familiar will R.E.B.E.L. reads this, they
409 shouldn't worry about it.
410 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
411 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
412 .deppord si ti taht doog si tI
413 .
414 *** HTAPRATS ***
415 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
416 THE FOLLOWING ARE SOME FUNNY STATEMENTS MADE ON INSURANCE CLAIMS, I HOPE
417 YOU THINK THEY ARE AS FUNNY AS I DO
418 ** THE OTHER CAR COLLIEDE WITH MINE WITHOUT WARNING ME OF ITS INTENTIOS
419 I HAD BEEN SHOPPING FOR PLANTS ALL DAY AND WAS ON MY WAY HOME. AS I ECE
420
421
422 ______________________________JD 2446519.5999______________________________
423 Almost as funny as the first time that was typed in - but not really.
424 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
425 Random returns for a quick lurk, and feeling much like Jonny Pilgram,
426 becomes unstuck in time. Two years later and the religious/spelling
427 fetish remains intack.
428
429 I gave up the god myth (which includes the satan myth as well, of
430 course, but I en), but I enjoy a good speculative debate on the matter.
431 I like to think I'm not so arrogant to be a convinced atheist, but
432 agnosticism is such a pusilanemous cop out.
433
434 About spelling, I have an affinity to the philosophy expressed by
435 Lenny Bruce: the words have no force in themselves, it's the
436 receiver that gives them power. A misspelled word is as potent as
437 the SAME word spelled correctly, it's the reader that diminishes the
438 impact, hence the reader must take responsiblity for her own bigotry.
439
440
441 One thing must be said, however, in the defense of proper grammer and
442 spelling: It gives a common reference for sound debate, one must
443 understand another's argument to enter into the fray.
444
445 Eey Gads! i hate the editor on this system, i tend to drop words, and
446 my name is NOT webster.
447 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Random comments /\/\/\
448 The theology dispute in crazy. All gods are one, just as all goddesses are
449 one. You sould not try to impose you beliefs upon others or denounce the
450 beliefs of others. The world is in blance and will probably remain so. For
451 every christian born there in a satinist born, and again a number equal to
452 the sum of both in people who are neutral and care niether for god nor
453 satin. I myself follow the path of the druids of old who believed in
454 balance and the prefect harmony of nature. I am not trying to impose my
455 beliefs on other. I am just trying to preserve the balance of things.
456 ........PENDRAGON........
457
458
459
460 *****************************
461 Well, Well, aren`t we a bunch of critics,
462 I would just love to individualise you All &
463 condemm your souls to the ultimist my mind could amagin.
464 But theres no time for that or disk space,
465 So ill just make a few commints..
466 First to you: LUINGIL; You mustbe a cristan loving person
467 who gits their kicks by pokeing your nose in
468 to the Black Arts, & then turn around & got to chruch.
469 Well let me tell you that it doesnt look good on your record
470 whin you walk up to those pearly gates..
471 God doesnt like traitors in that fact nether does Satan.
472 But dont worry im sure youll have plenty time in Pergatory
473 to think it out..Oh while youre their
474 say high to a frind of mine his name is Edzikiel,
475 He`s one powerfull demon who also is traped their, But
476 his power even extends in to this plain of existance,
477 becouse his emige is IRON MADIN....
478 Oh ya I almost forgot there is no incantations for
479 manafestation entered only decantation`s..
480
481 And to you: TARQUIN OVERSHOE
482 I have nouthing aginst agnostic beliefs, but there is a old saying,
483 Belive in the Devil & the Devil shell apear.
484
485 & to you: JINXIAN
486 HA..HA.. Very funny I dont like to be called A amature
487 & find that your so called experience is no more than
488 A pittifull Lie, im not saying you havent read a lot of
489 books or somthing ? But I fill you probably couldnt conjure
490 up A dead Fly.................
491 Studint`s HU?? Well are you doing good at teaching them
492 to call up Evil entities in the name of GOD ??
493 And you say my stuff isnt even True..
494 Well will just see some day wont we, Ill
495 have fun sitting around watching you boil in a ocean
496 of Flames...HA...HA...
497 I also dont like pepole talking about me on other systems,
498 NO-NAME ?? AERIEL ?? REBEL ????????
499
500
501 OH YES; & that commint about I must be a 12 year old retard,
502 Id realy like to go off, but Ill be nice,
503 becouse Im sure that other readers wouldnt apprecate
504 it if i did so all I can realy say is Burn....!!
505 And come now, the Book of the Month Club. HA...HA..
506 and to you; DOUGHNUT man
507 If you are asking whut book in copying it out of, I aint,
508 but if your asking were I recive my nolige
509 Im sorry but I cant say excattly, becouse He knows
510 If I start saying stuff.. It make him upset.....
511 & he`s had possesion of soul( or whuts left of it)
512 for the last 4 centry`s
513 so im kind of trying not to git him angry at me ..
514 Whut im saying is that the nolige & POWER I recive is
515 through him. (yes a living person) & the nolige YOU
516 recive & all others is through him. Not by his choise
517 he just was offered the power & took it..
518 Here is a short poem HE wrote in HIS Book
519 DJISS book 3
520
521 THE SEA OF GREEN FLAMES
522 ****j******************
523 Beware O ye of the world
524 for, watch who come for you
525 the unholy man of nonearthly sheen
526 What He is, is eyes of green..
527 From the sea of unholy doctraine.
528 Watch as you shall be devoured
529 whith those seas of green
530 For in Hell lives the God of Pain
531 and on Earth lives the same.
532 When we all git to Hell
533 we`ll see who you are, ) man of mortal shell
534 and then will see
535 and my father shall soon end his courtisy
536 to you apon the Earth
537 O cattle of vertually no worth...
538
539 I suffer not, I am unchained and free
540 who do you suppose can set free thee
541 Suffer as you will.. Look not apon me.
542 I wil Laugh and walk the eternal path
543 and leave you far behind,
544 and as you will see Hell`s unkind...
545 For by now you have not seen
546 what has guieded me and what I mean.........SO...
547 Light a candle and weep a tear
548 for yourself, for Earthly END
549 is now clear..
550 *********************************
551 praefectly yours;
552 KEEPER OF SOULS
553 *********************************
554
555 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
556 "Billy Pilgrim"
557 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
558 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
559 God? I don't know. I don't know. Just lasy back and look
560 (ch/lasy/lay) at the clouds or the stars, and keep going on with
561 life. Living, learning, being, with dash of fun to spice things
562 up. Not worrying. A little bit of faith, a little bit of wonder--
563 everything will be okay in the end.
564 Won't that be fun? Laying back...
565 Speaking of the great pumpkin, when I was eight years old, I
566 cried because Snoopy didn't come home. Honest tears. With all
567 this life going round and round, let's not complicate things now. -
568 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
569 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (clam bake)
570 Entropy: Sure seems like the name of the cat isn't taking a hold of you
571 at the moment. I am glad to see it this way. I think the trip
572 south of the border did you some good(?). Hope you're having a
573 Dandy time... Wherever you are.
574 L'homme: Noblese Oblige on your behalf is not expected, yet I would
575 appreciate another chance at getting certain purchased materials
576 straightened away when time constraints are not binding.
577 Alibis are never really needed, I believe it has passed.
578 And about this RY character... And... (gag, muffle, whisper)
579 T: Hello.
580 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (90:05)
581 ln 574 ^bles^bless
582 KEEPER OF SOULS (?): I find it hard to believe that anyone who's syntax and spelling is as bad as is yours, can do
583 *anything* right. So much for your vacuous threats.If you want to play magick 'games', try "The Tree of Life", specifica
584 lly the banishing ritual of the pentagram. If you need a subject, may I suggest you use yourself?
585 [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*]
586 ***********************
587 Whut makes this cristan auther
588 such a powerfull nignog. First
589 I dont trust the Hebrew Qabalah all
590 that is centered around God, thats
591 pretty dumb when the Holy Book
592 tells you not venture in to the accults
593 But then theres Books that say its
594 ok to fool around whith the keepers of time
595 If you ask a priest whut it is like
596 to preform A Exorcisamin he would
597 most likely tell you its a blaphamy & it
598 one of the most unrighthess things you can do
599 thats becouse thy take the place of God
600 and call them selfs A direct desindet
601 But your not suppose to call your salf God.
602 he to selfish. but eny way I wouldnt
603 even try to manafest eny thing in the name
604 of God, it just is powerfull moreless than safe.
605
606 *******************************
607 I mean: it just is`nt powerfull more or less than safe
608 ********************************
609 =======================================
610 Suddenly there sat Sten his his flight chair outside the Inn looking
611 =====Great, let's try that again...
612 Suddenly there sat Sten his his flight chair outside the Inn looking
613 just a little bit confused. "Schulman! SCHULMAN!" he screamed into his
614 radio, "You messed up BAD this time! Looks like you transfered me onto
615 the surface of one of the surounding planets. Knowing you, I'm on mars."
616 "Sorry, I tried to do it right this time. I have the text book right
617 here, I was following the instructions. There was one thing though, while
618 you were transfering over there was a small difficulty." Schulman radioed
619 back.
620 "What, what MINOR difficulty?" Sten sat there looking about at the
621 few people who were coming and going from a nearby tavern.
622 "Well...there was some smoke and then some sparks. I thought it might
623 be something else, other than you." Schulman sat looking at a burnt section
624 of the control panel. "It looks kind of bad."
625 "WHAT?!? Can you fix it?"
626 "I don't build these things, I just try and use them."
627 "Well TRY and fix it! I don't want to be stuck down here forever!"
628 Pacing around an old tree. "Better yet, when you get it fixed you can
629 come down here too!"
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