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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2 ******************* INSTALLED: 23 FEB 85 *************************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 *********************************************************** 19 20 at the top,,, 21 there now that i said it nobody else need mention it ever again 22 ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 23 I'm looking for information on building a computer and input on the subject of 24 speech synthesizers if you know anything about either of the subjects please 25 let me know what you have to say!!! 26 ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 27 oops forgot!!! leave the feedback to,,, 28 hawkwind,,, 29 ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 30 The Island 31 Episode IV Scene I 32 Walking along the beach, my heels digging into the fine black 33 sand, I contemplated the sunset. A hugh red disk sinking into the 34 horizon just were the beach and ocean meet. Waves silhouetted 35 against its glow. I would gaze at the waves against the sun for a 36 moment and have to look away, the afterimages purple and green 37 blotting out my eyesight for minutes afterward. 38 Safe. The feeling was almost alien. After many months of 39 constant vigilance this tiny haven of security was like a dream 40 world. The waves in the sun and the patterns they burned into the 41 eyes only added to the surrealistic atmosphere. 42 Taspoli was a small village perched on the edge of a small inlet 43 on the northern side of The Island. The cliffs surrounding the inlet 44 protected it from wind and weather as well as humans. The most 45 beautiful place I have been is standing on it's beach at sunset. 46 An hour before the blazing ball was due to sink for yet another day I 47 would walk along the north beach to a place where the sun's orb was 48 aligned with the edge of the sand and water, framed between the high 49 cliffs, then I would stare at the spectacular view until the last arc 50 of flame had been swallowed by the sea. 51 My time of rest and meditition would soon be coming to a close. 52 There were things to be done in the rest of the world and 53 tempting as Taspoli was, I could not stay here long. Boredom is 54 a mighty and terrible force. 55 ------------------------------------------------- 56 *********************** 57 GREETINGS ALL: 58 I WILL BE ENTEring the final chapter 59 on the "great peanut butter caper " 60 on monday night. im composing now based on the work jack entered. 61 thanks jack..looks real good 62 as for the oreo cookie scandle now 63 showing at your local theater, itz 64 comming to a end. my waist line can 65 only handle such sweets say on tuesday 66 nights. 67 ttyl 68 **********kathyd************* 69 Mikey: I just removed a "for a good time" msg. Called the number & asked 70 for the person whose name was in the msg. Asked If he had left his number 71 on Backwater. "Huh? What's a Backwater?". 72 "A computer bulletin board." 73 "A WHAT???" 74 "Never mind, it's being taken care of..." 75 Thank god for second phone lines.... 76 ________________________________Leonard___________________________________ 77 --MM@20:37'20on8502.23--- 78 =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= 79 Troubled skies and troubled waters 80 Troubled sons and troubled daugbhters 81 water and waste 82 carelessness and haste 83 feed fanatical economists 84 thick gooey paste 85 -- the Dog of Rill -- 86 =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= 87 88 tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 89 90 kathyd... the last episode... sounds final to me... guess it is... ah well... 91 i suppose if you think it has gone on long enough... fine then... sniff... more 92 sniff... fine... but consider this what many would call a popular demand... 93 l'homme... the dogs were nothing... it was those collars mckane seems to get 94 into... studded leather... on the normals who work there... And the dogs too... 95 ever since mckane started out this pornography thing... it is ever so... um... 96 hawkwind... no offense is taken... in fact... a nice kindred feeling... do you 97 know the feeling... if not... meyhaps you ought to now... 98 sage... what... no response... avoiding me i guess... sorry if i leaned a bit 99 hard on the gotcha stuff... they were merely the cries of a pathetic agennt... 100 remember... the squeeky wheel gets the grease... 101 tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 102 tttttgtgtgtgttggtgttgtgttgtgtgtgtttgtgttgtgtgtgttgtgtgttgtgttgtgtgttgtgtgttggt 103 Great news kathyd, to hear you kicked the habit. I know how hard it is to break 104 such a driving force that habits can be beings that I am an expolice officer 105 and (of course) a low profile type of individual. I've seen lives ruined and 106 in shambles because of urges and addictions that shook the very foundations of 107 peoples souls. So it is with great glee to hear that a great person like 108 yourself was able to do it on her own, without help from the Schick Center or 109 Serenity Lane. Good for you kathyd and I hope those black and white orbs never 110 darken your life again. It's time to move on to bigger and better things in 111 life. It's time to smell the roses and go out into the real world and really 112 see life as it can be. With your habit licked(excuse the pun) I hope that you 113 will be able to find something better to replace those sometimes uncontrolable 114 urges. Might I suggest chocolate covered marshmellow filled Pinwheels? 115 Your Ever Admiring THOR 116 =+=- Kicked a habit Kathyd? GOOD FOR YOU!! GREAT JOB!! 117 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ETC.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 118 It seems that I have missed part of a disk. Words disappear, like rain upon 119 water. 120 Sage 121 Thank you for your concern. It has been some time sence I have written here. 122 My last entry was during a rather difficult time, but it is times like that I 123 feel the need to write the most. I have still not seen the face in the shadows 124 even though the dream is still with me. 125 Prometheus, Tanya, Michael 126 Except for here, Adrian is dead. She bids you a fond farewell, but elsewhere 127 her voice has been silenced. The dream fortold it. I am no longer allowed to 128 visit elsewhere. 129 In the darkness 130 There is laughter 131 Adrian 132 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ETC.^^^ 133 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 134 The piper was sitting at a back table, nursing a still-full glass of ale 135 when a dark figure slid into the inn. Slipping unnoticed through the crowd, 136 the figure left a dark-bordered slip of paper on the piper's table. Noticing 137 movement from the corner of his eye, the piper looked up just in time to see 138 the figure disappearing into the crowd. 139 The piper picked up the paper curiously, then felt himslef racked with 140 grief as the meaning written down there penetrated his being. Slipping out 141 the scarred door, he walked toward the forest -- seeking solace in the 142 silence. Here, he knew, was healing. Here was the only place that the 143 forces of life and decay played out their eternal game in a manner that 144 spoke directly to his wounded soul. 145 It is one thing to realize that death is the inevitable end of each of 146 us -- and another to emotionally realize it. The loss of a friend is 147 hard to take, and the recovery from the loss may take a while. 148 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 149 Agents. Agents everywhere. Some kind of convention perhaps? No... Just another day in the life of a NET agent; 150 always alone, yet always accompanied by his peers. 151 L'homme and Farley where at the top of a ladder leaning leaning against the side of the house on 54th in SE 152 Portland. They were practicing their Swedish accents while posing as house painters. Fellows was steadying the ladder 153 from below. Good thing Fellows was there, because the ladder nearly fell when the curtain covering the window suddenly 154 flew up, and a figure peered out from the room beyond the window. But the figure didn't seem to think much of the painters 155 outside, looking past them instead of at them. But the figure was not alone! 156 Gaudy Minsky. It had to be! She was in the room with the as yet unnamed figure. Although a photographer might have 157 complained about the light, there was enough for L'homme to see that Gaudy was not in the best of conditions. L'homme 158 smiled, but for just a second. #It's not as bad as it could have been...# L'homme turned to Farley, and said in NET combat 159 code, which sounds remarkably like Swedish, to get ready for action. "Fellows. Go around to the front and take care of 160 the heat in the living room. Fellows nodded and set forth on his task. "Ready Farley?" "Ready!" NET's newest agent said. 161 "I feel I could take on the entire world!" "I know what you mean.", L'homme replied. "1..2..3..Jump!" 162 Windows certainly aren't made the way they used to be made. They are made better. The cuts and bruises would heal, 163 eventually. No time to think about such things now. L'homme and Farley had decided to take the initiative. Surprise was on 164 their side also. Who would expect two Swedish house painters to jump from a ladder, through a window 12 feet above the 165 ground, and tackle anyone unlucky enough to be standing near by. The struggle was brief; L'homme stood next to the now 166 broken window, super gun drawn and covering the mysterious man. Farley was standing next to Gaudy, Betsy at the ready. 167 L'homme couldn't help himself. "I'm L'homme sans Parity. I'm here to rescue you!" Gaudy took the cue, and even though her 168 head still pounded, continued, "Aren't you a little short for a NET agent?" L'homme laughed, and said, "Gaudy, they 169 couldn't have hurt you too much. You saw through my disguise again, AND you remembered the lines to the movie!" "Well 170 Parity, I have been...." 171 A single report interrupted the mini-reunion. "That must be Fellows taking care of the downstairs welcoming 172 committee." Moments later, Fellows opened the door, stepped inside, and closed the door behind him. "All done boss. NET 173 1, Black Hats zip." 174 "You haven't changed a bit. Still the same lack of morality. Supermen with guns." It was the black dressed man, 175 speaking for the first time, The surprise of the preceding events obviously long gone. L'homme replied with a high 176 degree of contempt in his voice. "That will be about enough out of you. Do you want your last words on this earth to be 177 so vindictive? You were hurting our fellow agent, and our friend. We don't take kindly to such actions." Fellows and 178 Farley tensed. They had both seen this look in L'homme's eyes before. They knew what was about to happen. NET agent Parity 179 raised his gun, and carefully aimed it at the would be captor of Gaudy Minsky. 180 "No! No! Don't kill him!" It was Gaudy jumping as best she could to her feet. "You don't know all the 181 facts. Pleeaase!" L'homme glanced at Gaudy, his gun hand wavering a bit, but the trigger finger tightened. The man in 182 black spoke again. "You really don't remember me, do you Esteves?" #Esteves! He knows my true first name! But how?# 183 L'homme lowered his gun, and for the first time in a long time said, "I think I may have made a mistake..." 184 %)_@#*%_@)#%*@#_)%*@#% 185 Mikey: Disks arrived. I'll report ASAP. 186 Farley: Sorry I missed you. I called but you had already left for work. 187 %)_#@*%)_*%@)_!*%@_!)%*_!@)%*@!_)%!@_)%*!@_)%*!@_#%*!%* L'homme sans Parity *%_#@)*%_#@)%*_)@#%*!@)_%*!_@)%*!_)%*!_%! 188 ageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSage 189 "A moment, please. I ought to adjust my wrappings, an odd form of clothing, 190 I know. It does however serve the purpose, and can be applied elsewhere." The 191 Sage sighed. Delighted in the knowledge of his new found companion. It was 192 this knowledge that allowed for the Sage to know what questions he was going to 193 ask, and why. It was nice to answer questions nicely. 194 "I see you wear white, may I be so bold as to inquire why you wear the most 195 easily stained color in the universe?" Inquired the still cloaked figure at 196 ease next to the Sage. The odd one tipped his tankart to taste the last drops. 197 "It is neat. All in all it is a nifty color to wear, and if I am willing to 198 clean it occasionally, it isn' so bad as One might expect." Said the Sage, who 199 was smiling a quite inimatible smile of content. Delightment in the diversity 200 of two friends. The Sage continued, seeing that the Odd One was not in any 201 rush to pose another question. "Oh, yes, I ought to mention; Because they are 202 loose white strips of cloth, they cn be detatched and attatched easily. A very 203 adaptive set of clothing, don't you think?" 204 205 "I do, but still they are rather bold. Ach, I should not talk so freely, 206 after all, I sit before you in a fine set of chain that any man might spot at 207 the width of the Drieges river near here. Forgive my unwarranted outburst, may 208 I ask?" the Odd One was tryintg to be charming, and was now succeeding. 209 "Forgiven, friend. Might I ask your name? We have sat and talked for over 210 four days, departing only to sleep, and still I do not know your name!" Said 211 the Sage, appearing whimsically as possible, to lighten any dampened spirits. 212 "My name is, it is, ah, it is One if you must know. I did not choose it for 213 me, and I knew nothing of the relevance until recently when I discovered this 214 Inn, and the patrons therin." Said the Odd One, uneasily tapping at the table 215 top. Playing with tapping at the grain of the oaks. 216 217 "Why do you not change it then? Many do, it is nothing of shame. So why did 218 you not assume another title?" 219 "I like this one. Please excuse the pun, it is often made." 220 "If you like it, then why do you hide it so well? It must be difficult to." 221 222 "Because of teasing, it is well hidden. Only when I am sure that I will not 223 be teased do I give t away. And I do not easily feel sure of safety. Forgive me 224 again please? For not trusting you implicitly, of course." Meakly worded the 225 Odd One. 226 "No offense taken, and I do understand. Forgive me also, we have both been 227 negligent in assuming things this day." Said the Sage, pleased in sounding so 228 'Nifty' to his friend. I ought to be impressing this 'Odd One', thought Sage. 229 "Shall we go then? Not an especially nice day for it, what with overcast 230 skies and such. It ought to be a nice brisk walk of some hours or so." Said 231 the Odd One, knowing more than he ought to know. 232 "And might I presume how you knew where our destination was?" Asked Sage. 233 "During a conversation about your being late all the time, you mentioned it 234 briefly to me." Explained the Odd One, sounding trustworthy beyond measure. 235 236 "Alright then, prepare yourself for a four hour walk of pleasant demeanor. 237 It is actually a nice walk, I appreciate it more since the ant problem a while 238 ago. Care to hear some of the details of it? It was interesting, demented and 239 sad, but interesting." Mused the Sage, delighting again, this time in the easy 240 and simple way that this Odd One made him think. 241 242 And so the Sage and the One left the Inn, and started a walk through a damp 243 and slightly darkened forest. 244 245 ageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSage 246 Nter 247 ***************************************************************************** 248 T W I S T E D F R I D A Y 249 (a true story) 250 The night was long, the computer slow but all things concidered the jobs 251 finished and the paperwork was completed. Kathy lay her head down on the 252 desk and closed her eyes. The newsman would be at the front door to fill 253 the paper rack in about 15 minutes, so just a chance to relax before the 254 3 flights of stairs must be decended and accended. Kathy thought to herself 255 #no don't do it, you will fall asleep faster than you can say DTR# so she 256 dragged herself from the chair and went out to the terminal room. Logging 257 into her favorite inn she read with interrest the messages left by travelers. 258 after finishing her buisness at the inn, she called a few more numbers to 259 receive the customary busy signals. Reseting the terminal she rose to go 260 and get her daily intake of human problems(newspaper). 261 The news was uneventfull and she absentmindently forgot to read her 262 horror scope.(mistake number one). 8:00 am rolled around and her leadperson 263 came in to relieve her. following her leadperson was her manager with 264 her bi yearly performance review under his arm. Kathy grabbed a pen and 265 sat down ready to sign and get out the door. The review was excellent the 266 raise was acceptable, signing and leaving the department after telling her 267 newest joke, Kathy headed out the door. 268 She jumped into her overly beaten V.W. and headed at Mach 8 home, she 269 was late picking up Meme because of the unexpected review. At home she 270 cleaned out the car in less that 60 second and grabbed her ski equiptment. 271 checking for her cash, drivers license and visa card she jumped in a raced 272 over to Meme's. Putting on her Vuarnet's with a big finger print in the 273 center of the right lense she hurtled to the apartment where Meme lived. 274 Bringing her car to a stop she saw Meme comming out the door with her 275 stuff and they were loaded up and off faster than you can say *pokeacabinboy* 276 The two hours up to the mountain went quickly as Kathy and Meme caught up 277 on the good gossip currently circulating Tektronix dp departments. 278 The next thing the two knew was they were at the mountain ready to ski and 279 the sun was shining bright. Kathy skied nonstop for about 6 hours, Meme 280 took a couple of breaks for beers and boywatching. At the end of the 281 day Kathy was beat and Meme was still feeling very good. It was decided 282 that Meme drive home(mistake number two). Kathy was groaning with fatigue 283 and her legs were shaking as they took off down the mountain. Kathy 284 almost has her eyes closed when the car took a little jump, looking back 285 Kathy say the cause, a large pointed rock about the size of a adult skull 286 was spinning in the road. Kathy thought #no, im not even going to think 287 about a flat tire, not even going to think about a flat tire, not even# 288 HISSSS, CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK, "Meme, pulled over, weve got a flat" Meme 289 nodded and pulled the car to the side of the road. Kathy got out and looked 290 'sure enough the left front tire was flat as a road kill named frisbee. 291 "meme" get the release for the trunk in the glove compartment." Meme flipped 292 the latch and Kathy tried the truck, "gee what's wrong with this thing?" 293 "it won't open" after giving it the college try for a minute, a police 294 man drove by , seeing the two young girls in trouble he pulled up behind' 295 296 them and turned his lights on. "what seems to the trouble girls" the friend 297 ly cop enquired. Kathy replied, despair in her voice" I can't get my spare 298 tire , the trunk won't open" The police officer smiled and put on his best 299 macho look. "that's ok girls let me at it" Kathy went to the car and flipped 300 the trunk release and the policeman tried . After a few minutes the police 301 man went to his car and returned with a screwdriver. pushing it up under 302 the hood her mangled the hood for 20 minutes without the trunk opening. 303 "ah girls, ive tried my best, ill look for a tow for you" he jumped into 304 his car and was gone. All Kathy could see was dollar bills with wings 305 flying out of her pocket at the thought of a tow into portland, 306 And so Kathy started to think creatively, while Meme said "Well at 307 least it isn't raining" Kathy turned to agree with Meme as she felt a 308 drop of water hit her nose. Smiling she said "Meme, we need a tire, let's 309 flag down the next V.W." and so the girls turned on the charm and within 310 a few minutes, Ma and Pa kettle in their sky blye bug pulled over, Kathy 311 rushed to the car as Ma kettle rolled downt he window and enquired what 312 the trouble was. 313 Kathy: Ill give you my drivers license, my credit cards, the rights to 314 my first born child, if you let us use your spare tire. 315 Ma Kettle: hold on dearie don't you have a spare? 316 Kathy: I can't get my truck open, and my spare is in the truck with 317 the jack. 318 at this the older couple agreed to help. Of course Pa kettle put his 319 share of dents into the hood trying to open it. at last a tire was 320 being offered by the older couple. Just as the car was up on a jack 321 and the tire was being replaced, the cop and the tow pulled up. the 322 towtruck driver stepped out with a pair of LARGE tin snips and said, 323 "Ill get that hood open for you little lasy" Kathy nearly fainted at 324 the sight of the giant scissors and the tow truck man smile and 325 him and the policeman left. 326 And so the story ends that ma and pa kettle followed Kathy and Meme 327 into portland, left the car up on block and took their spare home. 328 Kathy got the address of the kind couple with a promise to send them 329 a chistmas card every year. Meme's boyfriend came and got her and 330 Kathy took the dead tire up to the service station in the Benz. The 331 tire was a total. At this point Kathy was ready to fall over with 332 fatigue. #what's that i heard about sleepy eyed women?# she drove 333 slowly home and past the wounded car. she was asleep within 15 334 minutes of her arival home. 335 L U C K Y S A T U R D A Y ? 336 Kathy awoke, and dressed. Her little car was where she had left it 337 the night before, up on blocks, #so it wasn't just a funny dream?# 338 She went to the front of the car and pressed the little knob, heard 339 a click and the hood opened. She sat down in front of the car and 340 began to laugh. 341 ****************************************kathyd*************************** 342 i thought i might as well make it an even 100 lines, i think this is my 343 longest ever, hopefully not too boring. 344 *************************************kathyd*********************************** 345 --MM@15:04'35on8502.24--- 346 N 347 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 348 I watch as she stumbles, a small cry of pain escapes her lips. 349 Reaching out to help her, she screams back at me to leave her 350 alone. Grasping at the crude sticks she has employed as crutches, 351 she once again struggles to her feet. Moving slowly forward, she 352 takes a cautious step forward again. First one, then another. 353 Then a small pebble turns her foot, twisting her ankle. As she 354 falls, I rush forward to catch her. Again as I touch her she 355 screams her anger and frustration at me. It hurts and I want to 356 help. It is frustrating to have to stand and watch my friend 357 struggle this way. I want to help, for her success is mine. 358 I want to reach out to her, I want to provide the steadying 359 support she crys out for. If not physical then at least moral, 360 as she provides me. For in truth I need that support as much as 361 she. For I have not the strength to stand on my own. 362 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 363 hey guys!(and gals) i have been thinking about putting up a b.b.s. of my own 364 for quite some time now, and i have finally started working on it. i am thi- 365 nking about making a sort of blend of this system and a "normal" b.b.s.. 366 what do you think of that? will any of you call it? it would have a couple 367 of message bases, and also a board similar to this one. please respond, 368 and tell me what you think about it!!?? address responses to "ME" 369 any comments and/or suggestions are welcome!!! PLEASE RESPOND!!! 370 mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmmlmlmlmlmlmlmmllmlmlmlml to:"me" the best bbs i can think of 371 is probably p.a.c. forem at 245-xxxx 372 so if you make your board like that you can't go wrong! 373 (*) (*) mark l 374 ) 375 /---/ 376 lmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml 377 $##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$# 378 L'homme: See message on CBBS/PCS. I hope I can talk to you soon, I'm afraid I'll create a disaster if I enter 379 anything now. Forty or Fifty things are all screaming for my attention simultaneously nowadays. 380 $##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$# Farley #$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$# 17:26 - 02/24/85 #$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$# 381 ______________________________________________________________________________ 382 Love is like an old hat, up in the closet. You put it on, but hey, it doesn't 383 fit. Wait a minute! This isn't my hat! This must be the hat of the man who 384 came to see my wife! But I'm not married. What is going on here?! Oh, wait. 385 There, now it fits. 386 387 Now matter if they live in mud huts or igloos or glass shacks, people all over 388 thw world want the same thing: A new house. 389 390 When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about 391 your life and what you learned about and all, I think a good way to get out of 392 it is just to say, "No speaka English." 393 394 I wish I could go back in time to Pompeii, so I could warn everyone about the 395 telephone. 396 397 I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with helpmets had to stick potatoes 398 on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and 399 lady Vikings. 400 _________________________ A WORD FROM THE WISE _______________________________ 401 NTER 402 KWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK 403 IN EVERY PERSON THERE ARE FOUR ROOMS. THE FIRST IS THE LIVING ROOM 404 WHICH IS OPEN TO ALL AND ALL SEE. THE SECOND IS THE DINING ROOM IN WHICH 405 FEW ARE INVITED TO DINNER. THE THIRD IS THE BEDROOM, FEW SEE IT AND 406 INSIDE ARE AIRY AND LACY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS. THEN THERE IS THE BASEMENT> 407 THIS ROOM IS FILLED WITH A PERSONS DARKEST SECREETS. 408 THERE ARE THOUGHTS HERE THAT SCARCELY AND RARLY REACH THE SUB-SURFACE 409 OF CONCIOUSNESS, THE HIDDEN DESIRES AND HATES. 410 TAKING THE CANDLE OF MY CONSCIOUS THOUGHT, I WENT TOwARD THE FOURTH D_O 411 DOOR. THM STAIRS MADE OF ROTTEN THOUGHTS SAGGED UNDER ME; I CAME UPON A 412 LARGE AND RUSTY DOOR. COVE@ED WITH LOCKS. THIS WAS THE DOOR 413 THAT NOT ONLY BARS MY FEAR BUT ALSO ]MY DREAMS AND 414 INNOCENCE. 415 NNOCEBNCE. 416 WHEN I FINALY ENTERED THE ROOM I FOUND MORE THAN A LITTLE DUST FROM 417 DISUSE AND THE PLACE WAS THICK WITH COBWEBS. THIS WAS THE DUST 418 OF PAST THOUGHTS AND IDEAS THAT WERE NEVER USED. THE DIM LIGHT OF MY 419 CONSCIOUSNESS FLICKERED ON THE WALLS AND A SHIVER OF FEAR RAN THROUGH ME. 420 ALONG THE WALLS AND SCATTARED ACROSS THE FLOOR WERE STRANGE YET FAMILIAR 421 TROPHIES GOF FORGOTTEN AND PETTY TRIUMPHS> 422 ACROSS THE ROOM WAS A SOOTY FIREPLACE, AND IN IT BURNED THE 423 INFERNAL FIRES OF HATE. WHAT C_UGHT MY ATTENTI_N THOUGH WAS A MIRROR WHICH HUNG 424 OVER THE HARTH ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ME. THE MIRR_R OR ITSELF HAD A SILVERY LOOK 425 AND NOT A SPECK OF DUST TOUCHED IT; EVERY THING ELSE WAS THICK WITH GRIT AND 426 GRIME. I SLOWLY WALKED IT WIT@H THE WSTRANGE SENCE OF ANTICAPTION. 427 LITTLE CLOUDS OF PAST THOUGHT WERE CREATED WITH EACH FOOT FALL. 428 MY CANDLE FLICKERED A MILLION TIMES IN T THE INFKINATE DiSTANCES OF THE MIRROR. 429 IN THE MIRROR, FAR AWAY APPERED A SEA OF TEARS PHAT I HAD CAUSED. THE RAINBOWS O 430 OFF TINY DEAMONS THAP WERE FLERTING`AT AT THE 431 EDGE OF MY PERCEPTION AND MY HEARD BEAT FASTER. THEN I NOTICED MY REFLECTION IN 432 MIRROR AND MY HORROR GREW. FOR IN THE MIRROR WAS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS 433 BUT WHAT I AM. THE MOSTER I BEHELD WAS ALL THAT I DESPISED. THE HUNGRY LOOK OF 434 SELFISHNESS DROOLED DOWN HIS FACE. THE MALACE OF A THOUSAND DIFFERENT 435 KINDS OF PREJUDICES APPEARED IN HIS EYES. THAN A GOOD AND KINDDY IMAGE 436 APPERED AND MERGAD WITH THE MONSTER, TOGETHER T@EY BLENDED AND FORMED ME. 437 THEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE MIRROR FLEW A DEMON THAT FILLED THE MIRROR WITH 438 IT'S PRESENCE AND DEVOURED THE REFLECTION. IT WAS A SIMPLE THOUGHT, COLD AND 439 STERILE. THE THOUGHT ITSELF WAS NOT EVIL IN THE NORMAL SENSE, BUT IN T IT'S 440 TRUTH IT GNAWED AT THE CENTER OF MY BEING AND IN MY MHEART I FELT DISMAY. 441 ITS HIDEOUS GRIN SHOWED NEEDLE-SHARP TEETH. I COULD NOT MOVE AND IN VAIN I 442 ATTEMTED TO REFUTE IT. ALL MY SENSES HIGHTENED IN TERROR. THE DEAMON ONLY 443 GRINNED FURTHER AND IT'S EYES GLINTED WITH PURE DELIGHT. IT WAS THEN 444 ,IN SHEER COLD TERROR; A COLD`SWEAT TRICKLED DOWN MY BACK. MY CANDLE FLICKERED 445 AND GREW DIM; IT'S LIGHT SEEMED TO BE ABSORBED BY THE DEAMON. I RAN FOR THE DOOR 446 TRIPPED AND FELL. THE DEMON FLOWED OUT OF THE MIRROR AND SANK IT'S TALLONS. 447 INTO MY FLESH. I WRENCHED MYSELF FREE AND SCRAMBLED FOR THE DOOR. I SHUT THE 448 DOOR AND BREATHED A SIGH OF RELIEF; THEN A STRONG THRUST AGAINST THE DOOR 449 OPENED IT A CRACK. I COUGHT A GLIMPSE OF`THE DEMON,. ITS EYES AL WELL AS ITS 450 LAUGH MOCKED ME. WITH THE STRENGTH BORN OF FEAR I CLOSED THE DOOR AND QUICKLY 451 L_CKED ALL THE LOCKS. THE DEAMON BATTERED THE DOOR FRUITLESSLY. 452 MY VICTORY WAS A SMALL ONE, THOUGH, FOR IT'S STILL THERE. SOMETIMES I CAN HERE 453 IT POUNDING, wAITING FOR MY GUARD TO L_GOWER SO THAT IT CAN ESCAPE TO TORMENT ME 454 ONCE AGAIN. STILL I FEAR THE TH_UGHT THAT I DARE NOT THINK. 455 456 KWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKwKWKWKWK THE WHITE KNIGHT WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK 457 PLEASE EXCUSE THE MISTAKES, THERE IS A LOT OF LINE NOISE.) 458 Looking for the \|/. Drop a line down in CornValley. The conservatives 459 down here a driving me nuts. Will call after big bucks and other fortunes 460 come my (surprise) my way. Regards, BarefOOt 461 exit 462 HORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHOR 463 Well, well kathyd, we're talking 464 PULLITZER material! Loved the story 465 and think you are letting a talent go 466 by that should be shared and revered 467 by all. I was completely engrossed while reading it and the ending was just 468 terrific. It would make a greagt e 469 470 (excuse the mispelled GREAT) episode for a TV sitcom. Think I'll notify the 471 three major concerns. And beings the story was a TRUE one means only that beside 472 being a writer you are also a skiier. Is there nothing that you can not succeed 473 in? I am more and more amazed each time I find myself here at the Inn.(Correct 474 Nomenclature?) and now that you have "kicked the habit" it is obvious that you 475 are on to bigger and better things. The writing is only an example of what you 476 have inside yourself. Aren't you glad that what you have inside yourself is not 477 OREOS? 478 479 :ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks: 480 Now I understand why I always ask to see people's bedrooms when I first 481 visit thier homes. 482 Lady S. 483 :ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks: 484 TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 485 L'homme--OK, message receved. Standing by for input from Kosta --- Gaudy TTTT 486 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 487 WHAT IS ALL THIS INFERNAL MENTION OF KICKING THE HABIT? May not the ones have 488 noticed mention to Tuesday Night? Doesn't anyone else around here know that 489 that is the night of the weekly Oreo Appreciation Society meetings? Dark Orbs, 490 indeed! Just keep in mind: BULK IS CHEAPER! More Middle for the Dollar! 491 kathyd: before you call a halt to the ruckus (don't even think about it) leave 492 a message on my honest-to-god real-life answering machine if you can't reach 493 me. there are a few points i would like to add befoe you put in the "/30/" 494 JJJJJJJJJJJ Jack Hoover; VP/OAS, Oregon JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 495 OSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA 496 L'homme: Allow me, thy source of confusion, the time to don yon hip boots and 497 engage with the rest into what I now know to be a tale of great consequence. 498 #My dear Kosta, what has thou gotten thyself into this time?...# 499 OSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA 500 "Esteves!... Esteves!... Esteves," spoke the dark figure in confident, smooth, and commanding tones. 501 "You really don't remember me, do you? Do you? Really don't remember me? Esteves... Don't remember me..." 502 Yes, the tones were commanding and they seemed to be having an effect on L'homme in a way that didn't make 503 Farley look to comprehensive of the matter, nor Fellows to pleased. 504 "Alright Mister, enough monkey business, you can just knock it off." And with that, Fellows sent a couple 505 of rounds into an empty corner of the darkened room just to make sure his point was being taken seriously. 506 The rounds seemed to have done the job for L'homme staggered back a step, blinked, and wavered his weapon 507 back in the direction of the dark figure. 508 "Don't move, I've got you covered!" was the first thing that came to L'homme's mind. Then it all came back 509 to him. He realized that he had just been the subject of hypnotic speach, something he had prided hiself 510 for being able to recognize and ignore while in official training. Not so any longer. 511 Gaudy took another slow, and somewhat painful step to try to come between both L'homme and the dark figure. 512 "Don't kill him! You still don't understand, he's one of us!" said Gaudy in such a way as to totally 513 confuse both Fellows and Farley. "Just don't kill him..." 514 "L'homme, do you mind telling the rest of us just precisely what the heck is going on here? I mean 515 even though you get carried away at times, I'd still like to know the facts. We ARE the good guys, aren't 516 we?" asked Farley in a confused, yet demanding voice. 517 "Hold on Farley. Gaudy, are you trying to tell me that this guy is NET personnel?" 518 "Nevermore!" said the dark figure. 519 "Yes. I mean, that was before my time. You do remember when I came in, don't you?" stammered Guady. 520 "Yes, but that was because Coolidge didn't... he didn't come back..." Recolection could 521 be seen on L'hommes face. Back to the time of Bulgaria, back to the time in Nepal, back to the time in 522 Croydon. Memories flooded him, both of the good times and the bad. 523 "Coolidge? 'Back to Square One'?" said L'homme in a humbled voice. 524 "Yea, 'Send thee to Square One.' You recall well more than the passing lines from movies. We hadn't 525 used that Key Phrase in over five years. Yet how shall one attempt to ignore time spent in Nepal?" asked the dark one. 526 "Coolidge, You're back!" he said as he lowered his gun-like weapon. "Why did you do this?" 527 "Don't slip now Parity. Don't let him do anything funny to your mind," said Fellows. 528 Parity then raised his gun hand slightly. "Why?" 529 "Shall I not gain attention in an attempt to replace that which has replaced ME? I can NOT be refused. 530 Due to the nature of the dissolvement of the bonds between the illustrious NET and their one time 531 former agent, the files would have liked to have assumed me 'Missing in Action' I believe the cliche goes." 532 "No, they don't. They're missing. Can't you give a simple answer anymore? Why?" 533 "Because someone from within must bring to light that even though the Organization exists, the cause must 534 be a true one. 'The Humanity of the Service' must not be marred." 535 "Here we go again..." said Farley under his breath as he raised his other hand to support the one already 536 grasping Betsy with this dark figure in its sights. 537 "Do all you guys get this way after awhile? Start spouting philosophy?" 538 Fellows just grinned as Gaudy took another step towards the dark figure. 539 "It is not a philosophy. It is Life itself. Understand and you may live." 540 Things were going from bad to confused. 541 OSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA 542 Sorry to leave on such a disorganized note, Gaudy. An emergency had just arisen 543 calling me away from my entry. Unfold the story in any of the predescribed 544 directions. Then again, I may just drop by and see you before you see this... 545 OSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA KOSTA 546 NT 547 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 548 lchemist, 549 Perchance were you on the waters...Sunday ?...A witness to the 550 BROACHING WORLDS ??..An explosion of chutes would be an adaquate discriptsion 551 ...Even one poor soul scored a perfect " 10 "..in the stern diving competition. 552 After dropping off a wave with too much crew weight forward... 553 Can you say PITCHPOLE ? .....almost drove the boat onto the beach ! ..So much 554 for breaking in a brand new 25 footer. I would love to see film of that Olson 555 going ass over teakettle. We had no problems, ran 3/4 oz chute at 10+ kts 556 most of the time ...What a ride ! 557 558 L'homme, 559 Heh..heh... 560 MiG, 561 Snake has been sold to another .......... 562 ::::::Alex:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 563 WHITE KNIGHT THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH YOU CAN BLAME THE MISTAKES 564 IN YOUR MESSAGE ON LINE NOISE. SHAME ON YOU FOR TRYING TO BLAME 565 LITTLE OLD PHONE LINES FOR YOUR INADEQUACIES. 566 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (aw, c'mon) 567 It's been awile since he's been around, Modems can go soft after awhile you 568 know. Then again, it could be one of those nefarious "BAD CONNECTIONS" we 569 hear about every once in awhile... 570 WHITE KNIGHT: Sir Knight, welcome back. I hope you have received my letter 571 from the battle field? 572 tilean: Why "UNPUBLISHED NUMBER?" strange forebodings... 573 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian of KAY-EL 36:14 574 Nter 575 ------------------------------------- 576 hite Knight: very nice! 577 ------------------------------Mad Max 578 ================================ 579 hite knight: I don't want to ruin the party but using that story wasn't nice. 580 Maybe you should have named it 'A candle in the darkness'??? Sound 581 about right? Changing a few words doesn't change the story, the 582 real meaning is still there, whatever you do to it. Don't let me 583 spoil your fun, but maybe you should start calling yourself Castles... 584 ll: This entry won't make much sense unless you know what I am talking about. 585 The Knight should know and understand... 586 ================================ [6:26 (pm)] 587 588 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PaPa 589 Well, it seems that my little smurfs have been doing just fine while I 590 was away. Good to see all of you again, and a few new ones. 591 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PaPa Smurf 592 :::::::::: 593 ::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::________ 594 The STtar---> #1 595 "You are WHAT?!?!?" Sandi's mother demanded. 596 "I'm leaving home. With Frank. He's going to put me in pictures, and he 597 promosed me his boss would love me. He said that I had the aura of a star, and" 598 "The aura!!!! You actually belive that lying sonofabitch?!?!? You know 599 how many girls go off to be in pictures, with the promise of being a star?!? 600 You know how many actually make it?!?!?!" 601 "Mother, you don't know Frank!" Sandi reasoned. "He would never lie to 602 me!" 603 "Ha! I wonder how many parents who slaved away for years hear that one! No 604 daughter of mine is going to Hollywood. And do you know what a bed of iniquity 605 that place is? If you don't end up as a plaything for Frank and his rich 606 friends you'll be on the streets, selling yourself for money!" 607 "Mother, "Sandi sobbed, "Frank loves me, he told me so!" 608 "Loves the thought of taking his pleasures with you, maybe. You stay 609 away from that good for nothing, forked-tongue devil!" 610 "But Moth...." 611 "That's an order!" 612 Now in tears, Sandi wallowed off to her bedroom. #If only she could MEET 613 Frank,# She thought. She thought of last night with Frank, him telling of his 614 boss, Mr. Riobaldi, that would love to have her in his pictures. Mother 615 just didn't understand...... 616 ::::::::::__________:::::::::: The Jiz /// __________::::::::::________ 617 TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 617