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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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21 THE INNKEEPER LOOKED AROUND HIM AND SAW THAT THE INN HAD EMPTYED OF
22 CUSTOMERS AND DECIDED IT WAS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO CLOSE FOR A WHILE.
23 STEPPING OUTSIDE HE MOVES TOWARDS THE STABLES AND PREPARES TO SADLE HIS
24 STEED. SOON THE POOR BEAST WILL HAVE TO BE REPLACED. HIS OLD BONES
25 RATTLED AND HIS GAIT HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE TRIPPING ON THAT ROOT
26 THAT BROKE HIS LEG. THE INNKEEPER WOULD HAVE LONG SINCE REPLACED HIM, BUT
27 IT IS SO HARD TO PART WITH SUCH A DEPENDABLE AND FAITHFUL OLD FRIEND. BUT
28 NOW THE INNKEEPER COULD SEE THAT THE TIME WAS NEAR. THE POOR THING COULD
29 BARELY HOLD HIMSELF UP LET ALONE THE ADDED WEIGHT OF THE INNKEEPER. AS HE
30 RODE OFF DOWN THE ROAD, THE INNKEEPER WONDERED IF HIS FAITHFUL STEED
31 SUSPECTED THAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS TRIP WAS TO FIND A REPLACEMENT?
32 ******************** THE INNKEEPER *************************************
33
34 *********************
35 I think I'm gonna cry.
36 **********************
37 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
38 Innkeeper: I am a representative from Johnson Glue Factories. It has
39 recently come to my knowledge that I might be able to help you out, along
40 with making you a little money. If I may, I will leave a business card.
41 Now I must be going, I have a mortgage payment from the widow Spencer
42 to pick up. I hope we can do some business.
43 Yours,
44 Slyman LeGreed
45 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
46
47 $#@(*$(!&%$(^&({body}amp;^!&^)(#^*)%*^)*)#*$%^%)*^)%*^)%*^)*%$^)*)^*)%#*^)%*^)*@)
48 To the ^...How dare you try to sell your service in this part of town!
49 Begone! And take your evil intentions with you!
50 MOTHER: Could you please tell your charge he has some messages waiting.
51 Habitrial Harry: Hey guy...playing RPG's is second only to hacking in C
52 on my list of things to do. You plant! Haha
53 voyeur: Twice in less than 10 hours...what are we doing to earn this?
54 MIG: Glad to see you back. Things have changed since you left. The grand
55 adventure kinda hit the fan, and things were in complete entropy for
56 a couple days. Anyway...welcome back!
57 Bard: Since you helped leonard move, maybe you can give him a message to get
58 in touch with me. Thanks so much...
59 Milchar: OK...how about the sort on first letter. After that, I need a new
60 way to store these cards. DO you have any of these spells?
61 1) Materialize microfiche out of thin air.
62 2) Make 3X5 cards tiny but still ledgible.
63 3) Hire kelly girl to enter 3X5's onto home computer DBase II system.
64 4) Memorize forever contents of all cards.
65 5) Consolidate cards into handy pocket dictionary.
66 Any of these spells would be greatly appreciated.
67 **$)%%*#$)%*)#$%* L'homme sans parity - trois a cinq de toutes parts $%(%)$(
68
69 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE ON HERE? I THINK THAT ALL UF T
70 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
71 INKEEPER: I shall miss him too. A fine steed, a good friend, but perhaps
72 his replacement will have a better oat/horsepower conversion ratio, and not
73 need re-shoeing quite as often.
74 QM: It was in a non-serious vain.
75 Aaron
76 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
77 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
78 L'homme: Yes, here's one that's just perfect for the need:'Make Encyclopedia
79 from 3 x 5 Cards'.
80
81 To Voyeur and all:Sorry, but the Doctor and I (I know him well, the Doctor)
82 will have to skip this one. It sounds intriguing, seeing all of the BW people
83 in one spot. Does the Police ever bother you? Doesn't anyone ever acall in
84 and ask for a S.W.A.T. team to clear away the motley assemblage that occurs
85 every two weeks? I plan to attend the next meeting, so would someone please
86 tell me the date, time and place about five days in advance? Have a good time
87 at the meeting (Master, you will have to wait another two weeks to confront
88 the poor Doctor).
89
90 Milchar
91 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
92 ================================================================================
93
94 I don't think I can make todays meeting. Keep me informed as to happenings.
95 Mike: do you ever come? Thankyou,
96 ============================================-Evan-==============================
97 ****************************************
98 This is a test This is a test This is a
99 list
100 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
101 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
102 El 5 de mayo, 1984 - Portland, OR
103 UNOS NACIERON PARA MANDAR Y OTROS PARA
104 SER MANADADOS...ASI ES LA VIDA...
105 - Miguel
106 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
107 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
108
109 El burro que te cacho'. Quien es?
110
111 Es tu novia fea Alicia, verdad?
112
113 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
114 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
115 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
116 I hate cleaning up after others... the previous 31 lines were returns mixed in
117 with some garbage. A tidy BW makes a happy BW!!
118 ++++++++++
119 In his pentagram, Milchar chants the final words to complete his travel spell.
120 'Unless others use this PARTICULAR spell, they cannot reach the Ruby Valley
121 for another week!' , Milchar exclaims to himself. A column of silver flame
122 envelopes him, and when it clears, he is no longer where he was.
123 This new place was very strange, by anyone's standards. One-half of the sky
124 lit, the other half, dark as night.
125 Stars speckled both halves of the atmosphere. The terrain around him was
126 very rocky and barren, and the rocks themselves changed color constantly, as
127 if unsure of what portion of the spectrum to reflect. The whole area seemed
128 to generally reflect Chaos, and then again, it just MIGHT have emitted Chaos
129 instead...
130
131 Milchar
132 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
133 ****************************************************************************
134 SEMI-NOVICE: COULD YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ABOUT THE MACINTOSH THING
135 ON BEE COLOR......629-xxxx.
136 THANKS,
137 THE UNBELIEVER......
138 SCOTT WIRTH
139 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
140 L'homme: "Hello, hacker HIT line?"
141 Aaron
142 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
143 ***********************************************************
144 ****** ******
145 ****** A N N O U N C I N G ******
146 ****** A NEW NETWORKS II BBS 'RUSH'.... ******
147 ****** C A L L
148 ****** (503) 6 5 6 - x x x x ******
149 ****** S SYSOP: THE ICE PICK ******
150 ****** ******
151 ***********************************************************
152 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
153 Phoenix:I'm not sure that 'Phoenix' is the correct spelling for the legendary
154 bird of ressurrection, but I'll let that pass. You seem familiar, and Icannot
155 help but wonder if your previous 'handle' was not ARCHER. Why do you change
156 names so often? Why not keep the old name, and so then others will learn what
157 to call you? Are you so confused that you do not know your name?
158 ++++++++++
159 I wish tto give a warm welcome to the Doctor, who will be on BWMS more often
160 now that he has recieved (perloined, borrowed permanently, snatched, stole)
161 a modem of his own and does not have to use mine. Let's get a Dr. Who argument
162 going! I tire of the old religious argument as the people here have raked all
163 the muck in that area. Anarchy has its appeals, but can be dismissed as
164 generally unfeasible for the reason of too few people can handle complete
165 freedom. A typical example is that of the average schoolchild: he could no
166 more do all of his studies alone than could we handle all of our affairs alone.
167 True, there are exceptions to both the example and the government question, but
168 in general, it holds true.
169 ++++++++++
170 Milchar walks briskly along, forming the correct images in his mind as he
171 walks past a concrete bridge, a castle, a jousting tournament, and finally,
172 he enters a gigantic forest of conifers. The trees themselves are hundreds of
173 feet tall, and the brush along the path Milchar walks upon is as tall as a
174 house. A hunting horn sounds in the distance, and hounds that could not have
175 been spawned from this earth began to persue.
176
177 Milchar
178 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
179 *******************************
180 * Where is everybody? Grand D *
181 *******************************
182
183 Hello i don't care where everybody is?
184 nobody does i don't care........Well there once was this guy you see he really
185 liked BOY GEORGE the queer but somebody said "Yeah,Boy George is so bad you coul
186 d see that he was GAY just by His Make up(Ha Ha funny)"
187 well i said"Boy George is not all that bad he just sucks that's all"
188 "Well do you know how bad he sucks?"
189 "No, i don't how bad does he suck?"
190 "Well he sucks real bad i mean bad bad bad "
191 "Oh,yeah Fred how do you get out of ENTER mode?"
192 "You type Ctrl-C or Brk....i think"
193 "Well that's good becuase i like this system"
194 "By the Way Do you like ROCK MUSIC?"
195 "Yes,The MOB RULES!"
196 "I know that you don't have to tell me those things"
197 "Well i'm going to get on the Bit-Bucket"
198 "Ok..well i'm listening to The Rock KRCK!"
199 "Yeah goodbye!"
200 "Bye"
201 so ends a long converstation between a ROCKER and Boy George lover so he finally
202 go rid of the Boy George spell
203 So he will neaver have it again......Bye the way all you rocker
204 s i'm taking a poll which station is better KGON or KRCK?"
205 i think Both ROCK PORTLAND TOTALLY!
206 so so long every body and have a big BLAST!!!!!
207
208 *****************************************************************************
209 EVAN: NO, I DON'T SHOW UP AT THE MEETINGS.
210 *************************************************************************
211 I THINK HE SUSPECTS.. IT IS DIFFICULT TO HIDE THAT SOMETHING IS GOING ON
212 WHEN I STOP AT SO MANY SALES OUTLETS. THE FORLORN LOOK IN HIS WEAK CLOUDED
213 EYES IS SO SORROWFUL I CANNOT BARE TO LOOK AT HIM. AS I REMOVE THE BRIDLE
214 AND SADLE, I CANNOT TELL HIM THAT IT IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER DO SO. I
215 CARESS HIS FLANK FOR A BIT, "GOODBYE OLD FRIEND... GOODBYE.... I'LL MISS
216 YOU..." I JUST COULD'NT TELL HIM ABOUT THE NEW FANGLED CONTRAPTION I BOUGHT
217 TO REPLACE HIM WITH, BUT I AM SURE HE SUSPECTS, WHAT WITH THE SALESMEN
218 POKING AND PRODING HIM, LOOKING AT HIS TEETH. HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW?
219 *********************** THE INNKEEPER *********************************
220 Now I know I'm gonna cry.
221
222 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
223 Yes Mr. Innkeeper, your old steed will not feel a thing. And it can be
224 re-assuring to know that your horse will go on helping people like he
225 has done all of his life. Just thing of all those second graders using
226 johnson's glue to make valentine cards for their mothers. Yes...your
227 faithful steed will go on in the service of man long after he has eaten
228 from his last feed bag. And I think this tidy sum $$ will help ease the
229 pain of his passing. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.
230
231 Slyman
232 LeGreed
233 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
234
235 exit
236
237 I NEED HELP
238 IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH PERSONAL PEARL PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL.
239 YOU CAN REACH ME AT 245xxxx,OR 245xxxx.THANKS,ASK FOR BILL.
240 Rmember: A wise man does not play leapfrog with a UNICORN.
241 ************************************************************ WHISPER****
242 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
243 Hello boys and girls, it's THAT TIME again!
244 Lets see, someone asked the names of the sons of Jamis:
245 Kaleff (natural son of Geoff) and Orlop.
246 Apologies, Aaron. I sometimes have a hard time seperating truth from jest.
247 On this board it is particularly difficult, given the fact that some in thier
248 seriousness are inane. (yes kiddies, I mean you)
249 Well, the number sequence is still out there; if it is not solved
250 soon I shall have to rewrite it before it rotates to drive C.
251 I've got two more, an easy one and a hard one. the easy one first:
252 A ship is at anchor. Over its side hangs a rope ladder with rungs a foot apart
253 The tide rises at the rate of 8 inches per hour. At the end of six hours
254 how much of the rope ladder will remain above water, assuming that 8 feet
255 were above water when the tide began to rise?
256
257 And the hard one:
258 DAMIEN II/C.Y.M. - are your initials in the normal reality SDB ?
259 ?????????????????????????? QUIZMASTER ?????????????????????????????????
260 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
261 one of the Doctor's: I do not attend PorSFiS.
262 The Master
263 <><><><><>
264 Slyman: No, not glue. Try I-beam.
265 QM: 8 feet.
266 Aaron
267 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
268 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRR
269 QM: ACTUALY, 8 FEET OF ROPE (GIVE OR TAKE A FEW INCHES DEPENDING ON
270 CONDITIONS) WILL REMAIN ABOVE WATER. A GOOD CAPTAIN WOULD NEVER ALLOW
271 HIS SHIP TO BE SWAMPED BY SOMETHING AS STUPID AS A HARD FIXED ANCHOR!
272 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXR REX RXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRRXRXRXR
273 P.S. THIS ALSO ASSUMES OF COURSE THAT NO MAJOR CHANGE IN THE SHIPS
274 CARGO HAS TAKEN PLACE THEREBY CHANGING ITS DISPLACMENT FACTOR.
275 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXR
276 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
277 KGON and KRCK are not rock stations, both are king of the MOANING music, Boy
278 George type. The only way to rock is with a stereo blasting at top volume,
279 and set up playing ACDC or Scorpions.
280 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++00001TED+++++++++++The
281 Galactic Service agents slammed in to the controller as the shots hised out
282 of the end of his blaster. Shoved into the wall he could only smile as his
283 arms were pinned to his bacjk. He had assisinated the most feared despot in
284 the Galaxy! ------------------ Miles and days later the council chamber echo
285 ed with the low murmer of voices. A sharp banging sounded at one end of the
286 room and the Chairs high voice rang out, "Everyone please take your seats."
287 Kineu Soroung was almost as canny as the late desceased President but she
288 had already been musceled out of consideration for his succession by a
289 secret coalition of younger men, each biting at the chance to take over the
290 position, so regrettably voided. Her only consolation was this miserable
291 Chair -ship, and annoyance was plainly written on her scowling face........
292 ++++++++++++++++++++++++000001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
293 Hey everybody, you all must come see the Mock Democratic Presidential Nomin-
294 ating Convention at the Coluseium, on May 7,8,9th. Admission is free and you
295 will see a spectacular circus involving over 4000 High School Students.
296 We have been training for months( In my case , years) and it will be real
297 good so PLEASE come.
298 Ted Mittelstaedt
299 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
300 L'homme: leaving messages to the same person on different boards is
301 getting confusing. I was on CBBS/PCS, got a msg from you, answered it,
302 went to CBBS/NW, and found another msg from you containing info which
303 essentially caused the /PCS msg to become redundant. I remember the
304 days when I couldn't find ANY boards. Such is progress.
305 Speaking of progress, the fruits of yesterdays transactions have so
306 far been about 33% productive. 25% turned out to be immediatelyinaccessable
307 due to an apparent oversight on your part. (I know, you were just
308 trying to get me out of the house so you could watch your friday night
309 videos). I shall attempt to confer with you by voice Sunday.
310 MIG: did you know that the way to enter private messages on CBBS/PCS
311 is NOT by making the subject "MESG" but by making the Password "MESG"?
312 I logged on under a different name and tried to read the msg you left
313 me, and sho' nuf, there it was! Just a good thing that there wasn't
314 anything REALLY private in it. Hope Kelly wasn't TOO bored Saturday
315 afternoon. You'll just have to get her into BW. After all, BW can
316 use all the ladies of the female persuation it can get. I enjoy their
317 writing styles. I seem to read more McCaffery, Bradley, Norton, PAM,
318 than a lot of male authors (this sentance is slightly garbled, oh well).
319 Back to L'homme: did you notice that the address in the message you sent
320 while I was at your house disappeared? (another weird sentence; I hope
321 this isn't becoming a habit). Don't worry, I put it back.
322 As it is now 04:37, even I should go to bed.......
323 :::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::voyeur:::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::
324 ########################################
325 TO QUIZMASTER:
326
327 NO
328
329 ################DAMIEN II#############################5/6/84################
330 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
331 DEATH TO NON-RODENTS!!!!!!
332 HARRY: ARE YOU OUT THERE? HAS MCKANE
333 ALREADY GOTTEN TO YOU?????????
334 THE GERBIL
335 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
336 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
337 Quizmaster:8 feet, and try to leave us a more general 'hard' puzzle.
338 ++++++++
339 The Master:'tis a pity. You should come next meet, as both The Doctor (one of
340 them) and myself will attend if at all possible. I shall enjoy the argument
341 that will surely ensue.
342 ++++++++
343 Milchar casts a spell in haste, for the hounds are nearly upon him. The break
344 through the huge underbrush just as he completes the enchantment. He rises
345 into the air, above the snarling hounds below. Milchar gives the whole matter
346 not a second thought, but quickly guides himself along by the newly gained
347 power of flight, toward a shining city at the horizon.
348 +++++++
349 To all:Here's another puzzle:
350 Separated into three groups, the first 13 letters of the alphabet are as
351 follows:
352 Group 1:A E F H I K L M
353 Group 2:B D G J
354 Group 3:C
355 The puzzle: Determine what the three groupings are, and where the remaining
356 13 letters belong.
357
358 Milchar
359 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
360 -----------------------------------(<>)-----------------------------------
361
362 I watch as a flash of silvery light appears in the valley below.
363 Milchar must have just arrived, good, he will distract those hounds for
364 a moment, giving me a chance to rest.
365 I look at the chonometer on my wrist, about four hours untill the map
366 appears, a lot of time to wait with all of the unnatural things that are
367 around. But if I could get to Milchar, between us we just might manage
368 to stick around long enough. I pull out the laser to signal to him, and
369 dive into the bushes as a large shadow passes overhead...
370
371 ----------------------------(<>)The Traveller(<>)--------------------------
372
373
374
375 HELLO,
376
377
378 MY NAME IS ? I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS POSSIBLE
379
380
381 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
382 Milchar is suddenly startled by a huge winged animal that is chasing him!
383 A little shaken by this turn of events, he cannot shape the shadow-stuff enough
384 to send the beast away. 'At this speed, the Wyvern will surely catch up.'
385 Milchar notices a figure diving into the underbrush. 'Well, whoever THAT is
386 will get quite a show on the way to Amber...'
387 Milchar
388 jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
389 I'm gonna get me a bomb. A big bomb. We're talking planet busters.
390 Gonna nuke me a George. The biggest George I can find. Get your Vaurnet's
391 'cause it's gonna be bright. The shocks a coming so you best hold on tight.
392 The Ninja (Nuke'em is the thought for the day)
393 :************************************************************:
394 Milchar & Traveller:
395
396 My goodness you fellows are having a difficult time of it.
397 It's really not necessary, you know. If you'd had the forsight
398 to puchase a cognative transmogrification gun from Mr. McKane
399 things wouldn't be so difficult for you now.
400
401 Perhaps it isn't too late. I don't know though, you really are
402 in the thick of it...but it wouldn't hurt to ask.
403
404 Monsieur d'Autun
405
406 :************************************************************:
407 Mohammed:
408
409 You really ought to do something about the Ninja. After all,
410 this talk of blowing up planets is getting a bit out of hand.
411 Oh sure, a little war here or there is OK; but blowing up
412 planets? That's going a bit far...don't you think?
413
414 Monsieur d'Autun
415
416 :************************************************************:
417 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
418 What's this? Someone muscling on my territory? Now, reaally, Milchar...
419 ????????????????????????? QUIZMASTER ?????????????????????????????????
420 DEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNE
421 YES! IT IS TRUE! THE ONE I CALL HAWTHORNE IS AN ILL-DESIGNED
422 MISTAKE WROUGHT BY SOME MIS-GUIDED SOUL DEEP IN A SUBCONSCIOUS
423 DEATH WISH. WHAT A PITY. PERHAPS THE ILL-DESIGNED WILL COME
424 BACK TO THE PLACE OF HIS CREATION SO THOSE WHO KNOW CAN DISMANTLE
425 HIM AND USE HIS COLLECTIVE PARTS FOR A MORE CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSE,
426 LIKE A LAWN MOWER. IN THE TIME HAWTHORNE THE ILL-DESIGNED HAS
427 BEEN LOOSE, MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. TO ANY OUT THERE WHO HAVE
428 BEEN AFFECTED BY THIS UNFORTUNATE GENETIC ACCIDENT, PLEASE ACCEPT
429 ALL OF OUR APOLOGIES.
430 DEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNEDEATHTOHAWTHORNE
431
432 Hello guys!
433 Oh no not another BOY GEORE converstation No please i'm sick and tiered of those
434 Your sicka and tiered(What does tiered mean?)
435 i don't know this systen really is awesome i think it's cool
436 Can anybody name the person who wrote this?
437 Ask around i can tell you he likes the Saying THE MOB RULES
438 And if you ask around you might find the awnser there!
439 Well i think this is FUN writing messages so everybody sees them oh yeah the
440 next person who reads this leave me a message and i might tell you my REAL name
441 Do you know my HANDLE it's ............ leave me a message on
442 The Jim & Bill's system to The Baghwon ok?
443 and it has to be spelled THE BAGHWON not any other way then i will leave you a m
444 essage as soon as possible
445 oh yeah i think the debugger program is DDT for all of you trying to get into DA
446 VE MORGAN'S 642 xxxx and that's neato
447 Well have fun and Listen to THE MOB RULES i know one person who knows who i am a
448 ****************************************************************:
449 AH, THE INNANITY OF IT ALL, SOME OF THE ENTRIES HERE SEEM TO BE
450 QUITE DISJOINTED, WITH AN ATTENTION SPAN OF ONE SENTENCE OR 5 SECONDS
451 WHICH EVER COMES FIRST.
452 *********************** CISTOP MIKEY *********************************
453
454 LIST
455 TO ALL MY NAME IS PHOENIX ,IM VERY POWERFUL AND MY MAIN GOAL IS TO FIND
456 ALL INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PLANT YOU CALL EARTH. I WAS SENT FROM THE PLANT
457 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
458 (##I HATE CLEANING UP AFTER PEOPLE!##)
459 Milchar quickly searches among all his robes and pulls out a slender wand,
460 sliver-tipped and sparkling. He sends a nebulous yellow beam toward the Wyvern,
461 who almost avoided it. The Wyvern wimpers slightly, as it gets smaller and
462 smaller with each passing second. Finally, the poor thing is no smaller than
463 a fly, and it flies away, frghtened.
464 Milchar then brings the Amulet of Zelgar into play, causing a "hole" of about
465 a foot in diameter to be created nearby. He deftly points the wand into it,
466 chants a small spell, and waits. He hears a loud 'Yiiiippesss!!' from the
467 strange hole. 'I do enjoy new spells- Transmogrify Salesperson is a lovely
468 one!'
469 He decends quite near a small stream, and waits for The Traveller to show up.
470 Soon, The Traveller breaks though the underbrush,not looking at all fresh
471 and clean as he usually is. 'Quit playing in the brush, if you'd like to see
472 the Ruby Valley!', exclaims Milchar.
473 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
474 $#@$@)$*)@!*$)@*%)$*%)!$*%)*$)*!)%*$)#%*)#*%)*%)#*%*$#%)*#$)%*%*%*)#%*)$*%)#@
475 Aaron: So you tried to erase the address eh? Fortunatly some of my agents
476 found out and restored the message to its former state. That'll teach
477 you. Sure you can erase it again, but either I or my agents will
478 be sure to restore it before it is cycled. The hackers HIT line is
479 not effective when it comes to people with friends at Ma Bell...
480 voyeur: Sure I am using multiple boards, but when I am trying to get a msg
481 to you, any means available will be utilized. See another board for
482 more information.
483 Cistop: On the subject of LNW, unfortunatly, one out of two has solved his
484 communications problems another way. I am still working on the
485 other one. We'll try to get a sale out of this yet...
486 Milchar: Thanks for the spell, but I have solved the problem with my own two
487 part spell. 1) Upgrade internal RAM in model 100 to 512k. and
488 2) Bring up DBase II on model 100. I am having a friend who is a
489 fast typist entering the 3 by 5 cards now. Thanks for your
490 assistance.
491 Leonard: Are you out there? Have you seen/heard the orchestra 90 yet? Looks
492 pretty interesting. How goes the electric crayon?
493 All : Any comments on that 'quality' show "V"???
494 (%)$#(%)#$(%)#$(%#)$%(#$ L'homme sans parity - de rien plus %$(%)#$(%#$(%)#%$
495
496
497
498 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
499 STRIKE YOUR TOUNGE IDIOT!DO NOT TEMPT ME.AS I HAVE SAID
500 WHENST I CAME TO THE AID OF THIS SYSTEM LESS THAN A WEEK AGO,I
501 AM NOT WITHOUT FREINDS...
502 FREINDS OF HIGH AND NOBLE RANK,AND STATION.FREINDS THAT HAVE
503 FOLLOWED ME TO THE SLAVER MINES OF THE TRISTAACS,AND WHOM I HAVE
504 FOLLOWED TO THE FOREFRONT OF THE TIMESTREAMS.WE DEFEATED THE
505 TRISTAACS,WE BROKE THE CURSOR OF TIME,DO NOT EXPECT ME TO ALLOW
506 YOU TO GO UNPUNISHED.FLINT:TIME KEEPER SHALL FIND YOU,THORPE:
507 DRAGO COUNSEL WILL TRACK YOU AND HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER SHALL
508 MANGLE YOU.TREMBLE IN FRIGHT, MAGGOTYEARN...
509 TAKE HEED OF THIS,OF ME.
510 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
511 IN THE QUEST OF LAW,PEACE...
512
513
514 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
515 DID I JUST HMENIONED?
516 SARAH R. MCCAFFREY
517 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
518
519
520 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
521 SHEDEVILS!YOU HAVE SLAIN THORPE:DRAGON COUNSEL.HIS PACKS SHALL
522 AVENGE THEIR MASTER!YOU HAVE AROUSED THE LEAQUE OF PROTECTORS,
523 FOOL!
524 I NOW ASSUME THE TITLE OF SILENCER FOR AS LONG AS I MAY BE
525 DEFILED BY MARSHSCUM!
526 FROM HAWTHORNE:THE SILENCER
527 FROM DRAGON PACKS:THE AVENGERS
528 TAKE SHELTERS MONGRELTHING...
529
530 AND THE ELDERS TOLD AAELTRIST OF THE NESCESSITY OF SAFETY FROM
531 THE WAKING WOLFELVES,AND YET TO THE DAY HE DIED AT THE HANDS OF
532 THOSE VERY WOLFEELVES THE SAGE, AND POET AAELTRIST DENIED THEM.
533 THERE VERY EXISTENCE;ACKNOWLEDGE
534 D NOT BY THE WISEST O ELDERONES.SOME ALLWAYS REMAIN BLIND EVER BLIND...
535 THE DAY THAT THE WOLFELVES STRUCK THEIR HANDS FROM THE MARSHES
536 AAELTRIST AND HIS DESCIPLES WERECOLECTIND MAYPLEAN,AND TRESS'T.
537 SEEMINGLY FOR AN INVISIBILITY SPELL THAT AAELTRIST NEVER DID
538 FIND AGAIN...
539 THE BRIARMEN DIED THAT DAY TO THE LAST,AND WITHIN WEEKS THE
540 SHELFHAWKS AND DUNT'ERTS HAD BEEN FORCED INTO THE BLOODRAGES...
541 WHEN AGAIN THE WOLFELVES HAD BEEN QUELLED THE SHELFHAWKS,DEAD
542 TO THE ONE.THE DUNT'ERTS CRESTED THEIR LOSSES AT HALF.BUT THE
543 HARD FOUGHT EMPIRES OF THE BLACK FAITHES AND THE RED FA DID
544 NAUGHT BUT INVADE THE CORPSE STREWNBRIARS OF THE HUMANS.
545 FROM THIS THE TALE GREW...
546 DETHEK:THE PATHLAYER.
547
548 TO ALL MY NAME IS
549 ****************
550 PHOENIX*********
551 ****************
552 IVE HAVE NEVER
553 GONE BY ARCHER
554 I JUST GOT THIS
555 STRANGE MEDOM
556 THE OTHER DAY
557 YES I SAID
558 MEDOM!!!!!!!
559 MY MAIN GOAL IS
560
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562
563 I am walking unsteadily, rain pouring unnoticed upon my head. My hair
564 is slicked down, my clothes soaked from the lack of coat or other protec-
565 tion, but my mind is elsewhere, as it was when I rushed hurriedly from my
566 home at the sudden call at 3:30 in the morning. As I trace an uncertain
567 path down the concrete toward the roach infested brownstone I snidely call
568 home, in my mind I cling to the suddenly frail hand of this dearest of
569 friends as she convulses and gasps out her life. If only I had been there
570 to stop her, if only I hadn't been too busy to go with her, so damn many if
571 only's! But there is only what is, and that is a thing that once was my
572 friend, cold and lonely on a antiseptic table, covered by a sanitary blue
573 blanket. The vision of holding her hand is still there, so strong since I
574 wasn't there to do so in reality.
575
576 Starting from my bed, I awaken suddenly to sweat stained sheets and
577 tear covered cheeks. The vision is still strong in my mind, and in the
578 darkness I can still see the rain slickened streets of that time.
579
580 I leave my bed, taking the blanket with me, and walk to the window
581 wrapped in it. The night is clear, the waxing moon shines gayly above, but
582 it only brings a shiver to me. Oh Sandra, it's been so long since then,
583 but I still love you. Why did you have to go?
584
585 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]PAM-[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
586 -=*=- Ach, Pam! She sleeps, deep and dreamless...yet once again you -=*=-
587 -=*=- may give her a joyous hug: when she awakens. Acts 24:15 d -=*=-
588 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
589 The moon rises and the sun sets.
590 +++++++++++++++++++++++++0001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
591 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
592 PAM - I understand the feelings, but be careful of allowing them to
593 overpower your life, for life still continues. I too am in constant battle
594 to fight it, But it must be released, or it will overwelm you, and that
595 is not good. I hope you are not delving to deeply in this hurt.
596 I would hate to loose you as well.
597 * Love, Tarn *
598 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
599 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
600 MOTHER...............WHAT IS YOUR TRIP, ANYWAY?
601 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FATHER FFFF
602
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604
605 d, I only hope that you are correct, and I wish I had your faith. Your
606 words are comforting to me, and they remind me that there are still many
607 things in the world that I neither know or understand. Thank you, friend,
608 sometimes such words mean a great deal.
609
610 You needn't worry about this little episode too much Tarn, as it is
611 something that I have grown used to with time and the marvelous ability of
612 the human mind to adapt. I don't dwell on it too deeply or at too great
613 length, but it does occasionally come back to stir my emotions through my
614 dreams. We all live on after trying events, we all adapt to the way things
615 are, or we simply will not survive. And most of all, I am a survivor, I can
616 deal (for the most part) with life. Though sometimes I keep it at arms
617 length.......
618
619 It seems that I once again have the somewhat dubious privilege of pick-
620 ing up after the other patrons. Ah well, we all have our places in life,
621 and the back tables are somewhat apropos for the place and style I have
622 chosen for myself. I suspect that the good Innkeeper is still having prob-
623 lems with unruly patrons, or this portion of the Inn would be easier to work
624 in.
625
626 Having cleaned the table, and having spoken at length with the good
627 Innkeeper, I pick my belongings up and head for home, and bed.
628
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