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LIST FILE ON MARGIN IS 80 STATUS: ALL ALLOWED NUMBER OF LINES: 629 1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask.... 2 *********************** REMOVED: 8 MAR 84 ****************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privatly owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************ 19 20 A new disk. If only I had something to say 21 Mr. Tim 22 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23 * * * * 03/04/84 1752 (27) 24 0738 TRPD TR0260350 03/04/84 1752 (38RG) 25 APB NATIONWIDE BROADCAST 26 ATTEMPT TO LOCATE ***CAUTION - CONSIDER ARMED AND DANGEROUS*** 27 '67 VW MICROBUS, GREEN/WHITE, PLATE UNKNOWN, LAST SEEN EASTBOUND FROM 28 FAST FRED'S USED BOLO LOT AT HIGH RATE OF SPEED. MAY BE OPERATED BY 29 FAST FRED. THIS SUSPECT MAY BE IMPLICATED IN MULTIPLE HOMICIDES, 30 ARSON, BOMB DETONATIONS, AND ILLEGAL POSSESSION AND TRANSFER OF WEAPONS. 31 IF CONTACT IS MADE USE CAUTION, SHOOT ON SIGHT. NOTIFY THIS DEPARTMENT 32 IF VEHICLE OR OCCUPANTS ARE LOCATED. 33 34 REFER: SGT. BANKS 35 TRPD TRANSREALITY PD INNISFALL TR0260350 36 EOT 37 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 38 39 TO ALL WHO SHALL READ THIS MESSAGE, THIS IS A CONFUSING PLACE TO BE. I 40 THINK I'LL PLACE MY SELF ELSWARE......WHH JR. SIGNING OFF 41 HELP 42 43 !!!!!!""""""######$$$%%%%%%&&&&&&''''''((((())))))*****=====:::::=== 44 [gBARD...I recognized a couple of the song books you mentioned. I too 45 enjoy the songs of parody, especially those of war, both earthbound and 46 intergalactic. You see to be in some trouble at the bolo lot, would you 47 and your group mind a little company? I myself am standing at the corner 48 of the next block watching the whole sceen, and although the going is tough, 49 the going looks fun. Let me know, since I don't like to reality-crash, 50 but I don't like to miss out on a good time either. I might even have a 51 few weapons and tricks up my short sleeve shirt that could aid you in 52 your quest(no I DON'T know the wing span of an African Sparrow). 53 Well I will let you get back to your battle, and watch out for bolos 54 that LOOK like they are unoccupied! 55 !!!!!"""""####$$$L'homme sans parity (we of the north spell it with a 56 y, not an ie) %%% &&&&&'''((()))***===***:::--- 57 58 59 (<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(8>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>) 60 61 I paused to survey my surroundings. 62 Someone had just blown up the shack at the rear of the lot; had a 63 bolo taken a shot at it? I wondered. 64 Some automatics weapons fire was coming from some brush just ahead. 65 A man in an orange robe crouched holding an AK-47 with his back to . 66 "Boo!" I yelled. 67 68 The man in |he orange robe whirled with a surprIsed look on his face. 69 70 <Whump> <Whump> 71 72 The man in the orange robe fell face flat in the mud. 73 74 Where has everybody gone? The last I saw of the Ninja he was on top 75 of a running VW, is that the Bard I see bellycrawling across the 76 feild ahead? I call out... 77 78 (<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(>)(<>)(<>)(<>)Geo(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>) 79 I have decided on a better name for myself so hereafter Geo will be 80 known as... 81 (<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)The Traveller(<>)(<>)(<>) 82 This system makes downloads frustrating... much more of this 83 scrambling of my neatly written files and I'll go back to hand 84 entry on the system... For now forgive the odd characters. 85 (<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>) 86 87 I took off into the night at what seemed like the speed of light. This 88 VW can really haul! I I decided to go for it and slipped my tiger claws 89 onto my hands. As I climbed down the side of the VW at 95 MPH I took a 90 look inside. Surprise, surprise. 91 The Ninja 92 P.S. Does anyone know who's in this VW, where it's going, or what it's 93 doing? 94 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 95 AS I OPEN THE DOOR I NEARLY FALL INTO THE INN. MY CLOTHES ARE RAGGED, MY 96 APPEARANCE SUGGESTS SEVERAL DAYS OF UNREST. 97 I MOTION TO THE BAR KEEP FOR A MUG OF ANYTHING COLD AND WET. 98 AS I GRATEFULLY GULP DOWN THE DRINK I CAN FINALLY SPEAK. 99 "WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!?!? I JUST RETURNED FROM A LONG TIME 100 SPENT AT AN ALTERNATE REALITY KNOWN AS "O.S.U.". COMING TO THE INN FOR 101 SOME RELAXATION, I WAS NEARLY RUN OVER BY A SENTIENT TANK(I BELIEVE IT IS 102 CALLED A 'BOLO'). I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD A VOICE INSIDE. I THOUGHT 103 THERE WAS NO PASSENGER ROOM IN ONE OF THOSE? AS I CONJURE A BOOK TO ME 104 (MY ONLY MAJOR PSEUDO-MAGIC TALENT), I EXAMINE THE BOLO TANK IN DETAIL. 105 YES, THIS IS WHAT NEARLY HIT ME. SHOULD I UN-MOTHBALL MY 'GOTTLOS P1' TO 106 PROTECT ME FROM THIS MENACE? I BELIEVE I WILL WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, 107 BUT IN THE MEANTIME I SHALL OVERH PAULOS(MY GOTTLOS) AND MAKE HIM READY. 108 I CRAVE RELAXATION, AND WOULD GLADLY ACCOMPANY THE PIPER IF HE PERMITS. 109 UNTIL FURTHER ACTION, I DELIVER A WARNING: 110 I HAVE A FLEET OF 'OGRES' AT MY DISPOSAL. IT CONSISTS OF 20 MARK III'S 111 (EXPENDABLE) AND 10 MARK V'S(VALUABLE). THESE WITH PAULOS CO-ORIDANATING 112 SHOULD CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS TO YOU BOLO'S RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE. 113 THIS IS A LAST RESORT, AS I KNOW HOW ONE CAN GROW FOND OF THE BIG KILLERS. 114 115 NICE TO BE BACK, 116 JONATHAN CHANCE 117 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 118 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 119 As I neared the sound of gun fire it quickly 120 changed from automatic to pistol? and then to nothing. 121 I rounded a bush and found myself triping over a robbed man (dead I presume) 122 Attempting to get up I saw two feet in front of me. I followed the course 123 of the persons legs until I was looking into Geo's eyes. He then 124 began mumbling something about Changing his name. I wasn't relly paying 125 much attention. I was sick of being on the ground and just wanted up. 126 127 128 FOTI 129 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 130 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 131 * * * * 03/04/84 2352 (31) 132 1211 TRPD TR0260350 03/04/84 2353 (41RG) 133 APB NATIONWIDE BROADCAST 134 UPDATE: BOLO BATTLE 135 INFORMATION FROM RELIABLE INFORMANT REVEALS THAT SUSPECT VEHICLE, '67 VW 136 MICROBUS IS MODEL MARK XIII BOLO. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION. SUBJECT 137 KNOWN ONLY AS 'THE NINJA' MAY ALSO BE WITH THE VEHICLE. MILITARY 138 AUTHORITIES HAVE INDICATED THAT AIR SUPPORT WILL BE AVAILABLE IF SUSPECT 139 VEHICLE IS LOCATED. TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS REMAIN VIABLE ALTERNATIVE 140 IF POPULATION DENSITY OF VEHICLE'S LOCATION IS ACCEPTABLE. 141 ALSO WANTED FOR QUESTIONING IN REGARDS TO THIS INCIDENT ARE SEVERAL SUBJECTS 142 WHO FREQUENT THE BACKWATER INN. ALIAS'S OF SUBJECTS INCLUDE THE BARD, THE 143 POET, FOTI, THE NINJA, AND THE TRAVELLER. SEVERAL OTHER SUBJECTS WHO HAVE 144 NOT BEEN IDENTIFIED AT THE TIME MAY BE INVOLVED. 145 146 PROBABLE CAUSE EXISTS FOR THE ARREST OF MOHAMMED WASSIR. AN EYEWITNESS 147 HAS STATED THAT SHE OBSERVED WASSIR DESTROY AT LEAST THREE (3) BOLO'S 148 WITH PERSHING MISSLES. CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS. WASSIR IS A KNOWN 149 TERRORIST AND HAS STATED THAT HE WILL NOT BE TAKEN ALIVE. 150 151 REFER: SGT. BANKS 152 TRPD TRANSREALITY PD INNISFALL TR0260350 MB 153 EOT 154 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 155 156 As I was sitting at my computer, checking to see what's new on the 157 local bulletin boards, I heard the sound of a large explosion, what 158 sounded like a small war, and computer-generated-type voices (BUT 159 I DON'T HAVE AUDIO ON THIS COMPUTER!!!) 160 Looking at the screen, I see flashes of light, what looks like the 161 ruins of a building with dust settling around, and --- 162 !A VW tearing down the street at an extremely high rate of speed, with 163 a martial arts devotee hanging from the roof with one hand while 164 waving a GEARSHIFT? with the other!! 165 God, I've got to stop eating those pepperoni pizzas 166 so late (or get a new computer). 167 168 169 :::::::::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::voyeur:::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::: 170 The gunfire had subsided and the sun was rising through a heavy haze of 171 smoke as the Poet peeked out from under the Bolo he'd chosen as his hiding 172 place. This wouldn't do at all! Not only had their presence triggered an 173 exchange of the very sort they were trying to prevent and endangered 174 innocent lives (his included), but now a crowd was gathering. 175 Thinking fast, he jumped up onto the Bolo and, pointing down the road, 176 shouted:"They went thataway"! In the ensuing confusion he jumped down and 177 grabbed the first familiar preson he saw. It was the Bard. 178 "Help me round up as many as we can; the mob'll keep the fishnuts busy for 179 a while. I think we'd best regroup back at the apprentice's gate." 180 #You'll be Sorrrry...# 181 There was that voice in his head again. If he got out of this alive, he 182 was going to have to get that looked into. 183 && The Mad Actor && 184 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 185 tThe piper wiped his brow. "Apprentice -- trying to reality shift a number 186 of people is certainly difficult. Part of the problem is that no two persons 187 see the same thing when they look at a scene. Wshhen a number began to agree, 188 the details seem to get filled in. For example, I can see that we have stopped 189 along a road, that we are near a stone bridge, but without turning I don't 190 know what's behind me. Sometimes I think that I really shouldn't try to 191 control what's happening so hard, but I keep on anyhow." 192 He sank down for a short rest on the grassy roadside, leaned back and let 193 the rising sun caress his tired face. 194 Suddenly he rose. "Apprentice! The other group seems to be in trouble! 195 Their reconnisance of the used BOLO lot seems to have sparked a full-scale 196 armed confrontation! We've got to try to get them out of there before anyone 197 gets hurt too badly. I suppose we should try to move the BOLOs to a more 198 suitable reality for them also." 199 He stood up and inflated the pipes, then groaned. "I've got an air leak. 200 I'll have to try to patch it temporarily, but it'll not be to reliable." 201 He took a length of yellow twine from his sporran, and tied off a section 202 of the bag that surrounded the stock of the outer tenor drone. 203 "There, that should hold it for a while, if the strain isn't too great. 204 Apprentice, you should be careful about using too much klatha as we move, 205 because if you pull in a vatch we could get into real trouble here. If I 206 suspend us just far enough out of the reality of the battle that we do not 207 get in the path of weapon fire, could you reach the members of the other party 208 and pull them through to safety?" 209 Without waiting for the answer, the piper raised the pipes to his shoulder 210 and carefully inflated them. He gently pressed the bag and raised the pressure 211 until the drones started. The middle tenor was sounding an overtone, so he 212 stopped it with his finger, then popped his finger in the opening and started 213 the drone in the right register. Adjusting the tuning of the drones, he raised 214 the pressure very carefully untin the chanter began to sound. He ran his 215 fingers lightly over the holes, listining carefully to the notes. Finally, 216 he nodded his head, then began the first notes of the Urular of the song 217 "An cath gailbeach", or in English, "The desperate battle." With the first 218 notes, the air around them seemed to turn silvery, then as the piper moved 219 into the first variation, the silver began to boil and move. Dimly the sound 220 of automatic weapons fire set the time to the tune. Moving closer, transparent 221 figures became visible through the surrounding mists. Was that the bard, 222 creeping on his belly through the mud? There was the geologist, and 223 over there, the mad actor. Sweat was pouring from the piper's forehead as 224 he fought to keep from being sucked into that reality of cannot blasts, 225 whining bullets, and deafening explosions. 226 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 227 :*************************************************************: 228 229 Lt. Salazar: 230 231 We have recently learned that you have important information 232 concerning the murder of Natasha McKane. It is vital that you 233 inform us immediately concerning what you know of this affair. 234 235 236 Lt. La Clair 237 INTERPOL 238 239 :*************************************************************: 240 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 241 I HAVE A HEADACHE, AND ALL THIS GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS ARE NOT HELPING AT ALL. 242 I REPEAT MY ULTIMATOM, AND GIVE UNTIL 11:00 PM PST TO WITHDRAW YOUR BOLOS. 243 PIPER: IF YOUR NOTEWORTHY PIPES CANNOT TRANSFER THE BOLOS TO A LESS BOTHERSOME 244 PLACE(I HOPE YOU SUCCEED!), MAYBE SOME WELL-PLACED TACTICAL NUCLEAR SHELLS 245 CAN DO THE TRICK. 246 I AM NOT LOOKING TO TAKE OVER THE AREA, BUT I DO NEED MY REST. 247 248 MESSAGE TO ATTACKCOM1: BRING TASK FORCE I UP TO READY STATUS, AND ALSO 249 PREPARE TF2 FOR POSSIBLE ACTION. DO NOT ROLL UNTIL SPECIFICALLY TOLD. IF I 250 AM NOT HEARD FROM BY 11:00 PM PST, CONSIDER MYSELF ELIMINATED, AND ATTACK 251 WITH ALL FORCES IMEDIATELY. TRY TO SPARE THE PIPER, BUT BE SURE TO GET 252 'FAST FREDDY'. I THINK HE STARTED IT. 253 OVER AND OUT TO ALL, 254 JONATHAN CHANCE 255 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 256 ############################################## 257 258 VOYEUR: TO GET AUDIO PRESS <CONTROL> A. TO GET 259 STEREO HOLD DOWN <CONTROL> WHILE PRESSING THE 260 S AND T KEYS AT THE SAME TIME. 261 262 JONATHAN CHANCE: PORTLAND IS A NUCLEAR FREE ZONE. 263 ATOMIC WEOPONS WILL NOT DETONATE WITHOUT WRITTEN 264 PERMISSION FROM MAYOR IVANCIE. HOWEVER, PERMISSION 265 WILL BE GRANTED IF YOU MAKE A CONTRIBUTION TO HIS 266 POLITICAL SLUSH FUND. 267 268 MAX 269 270 ############################################### 271 The fools were going to try to use nukes. Idiots! Even a Mark III 272 could shrug off a 20-Mton blast. Assuming of course that it didn't use counter- 273 batterry fire & destroy them in flight. 274 #Bard! Can you hear me?# 275 #Eric? Is that you?# 276 #Yes, stand by. We're going to try to get thee out of the fix thou art in.# 277 Thank the gods! Maybe this wouldn't turn into a disaster. 278 "Take cover & FREEZE!" 279 ALL UNITS PREPARE FOR REALITY SHIFT 280 #Eric, how are you going to move the Bolos?# 281 #Bard, you saw the vial. If all else fails...# 282 #ERIC! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!# 283 Reality blurred. The tracers overhead slowed down... one flew past his face... 284 A *firefly*?! It figured. Other changes occured, the small arms fire was dying 285 away. The scene faded. 286 ~.~.~.~.~.~.~. 287 The apprentice wished that Kenin hadn't thougt so loudly, it was going to 288 be hard enough to maintain control. First, the bullets, fireflies seemed proper. 289 Now for the guns... what would be good... Of course! One of those (what had 290 they been called)... cap pistols! That was it! 291 Now to shift the people........ done! (wow, look at all the pretty colors) 292 (maybe he SHOULDN'T have taken that pill....) 293 Oops, almost missed M. l'homme sans parity! 294 NoW for thE difficult part, the Bolos. 295 #Kenin, dost thou have any suggestions?# 296 #Try Third Level, Humano-Robotic Alliance Subsector. About AD 2500...# 297 #All right... I 'see' it# 298 There that was done. He paused and then decided to straighten up a bit 299 as piper eased them away from the scene. He was really starting to feel the 300 effects now, though. The last thing he heard before he passed out was: 301 "I can understand removing the damage. I can accept replacing the asphalt & 302 things with grass & trees. But RED grass? ORANGE trees with PURPLE leaves! And 303 those animals... I'd never seen a paisley print unicorn before....." 304 305 ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. 306 To: whom it may concern. 307 We (BARD and the apprentice) decided that we had better co-author this 308 installment. Otherwise we might not get out til NEXT week. 309 Yes, we do know each other. Quite well in fact. (Some of you even know 310 who we are, the rest will have to guess) 311 ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~BARD~.the apprentice.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. 312 To: Inisfall PD 313 From: Alternities, Inc (Security Section) 314 Please forward all details regarding the involvement of BARD 315 AKA Kenin. We believe he may be one of our officers who has gone freelance. 316 Please forward a list of damages to Accounting. Since some of our 317 equipment may have been involved we will pay for repairs/cleanup. 318 Chief of Security 319 Alternities, Inc. 320 Ouray, CO 321 : 322 : 323 : 324 end transmission 325 -------------------------------------------------------------- 326 :*************************************************************: 327 Lt. LaClair 328 INTERPOL 329 330 Dear Jean Paul: 331 332 Ah, my friend, it's the same old story. LeRoy McKane hits town 333 and within a month all hell breaks loose. 334 335 How many times have we seen this happen? A dozen? Two dozen? 336 When will it all end? 337 338 Before this is over half of Portland will be destroyed and 339 McKane will retire to South America with another fortune. Did 340 you know he owns a Bolo Manufacturing plant in Jatai? He's 341 going to make a bundle out of this one. 342 343 Good luck in straightening this mess out. You'll need it. 344 345 Bill Broonzy 346 347 :************************************************************: 348 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 349 The sun was now up, and surveying the scene, I almost wished 350 it wasn't. The lot was gone. The Bolo's were gone, and obviously 351 my color perception was gone as well. Mother wanted me to be a CPA, but 352 noooo, I had to be a Bolo salesman. It's obviously time to retire. I 353 stood and surveyed the area. Oops, those 354 people are still around. Wait, isn't one of those the person who 355 warned me about the blowup? 356 357 Fast Fred 358 BSAL 359 (now out of work) 360 * 361 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 362 :*********************************************************: 363 364 Fred: 365 366 You needn't be disheartened about losing your stock of used 367 Bolo's. Face it Fred, there's no real money in dealing in 368 used merchandise. You need to step up to the real profits 369 that only running a NEW Bolo lot will assure. 370 371 Things may look bad on the surface but things are about to 372 look up. I've had a factory over run and I can give you a 373 real deal on some really nice new model Bolos. Not only that 374 but I can put together a financing package you can't resist. 375 376 Step up from the small time to the big time. If you're 377 serious about making some real money for a change give me 378 a call. I can turn your tragedy into a deal of a lifetime. 379 380 Your Friend 381 382 LeRoy McKane 383 384 :************************************************************: 385 +\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+\+ 386 THE FUTURE DOCTOR BRINGS YOU: 387 388 The second in a series of self 389 written articles for interested 390 persons! 391 392 This week: 393 394 DEPENDENCE OF THE COCAINE TYPE 395 396 Cocaine is the prototype of stimulant drugs that in high doses can produce 397 euphoric excitement and, occasionally, halucinatory experiences. These proper- 398 ties are highly esteemed by the experienced drug abusers and lead to 399 high degree of psychic dependence. The 400 characteristics of drug dependence of the cocaine type are a strong psychic 401 dependence but not physical dependence 402 and therefore no characteristic 403 abstinence syndrome when the drug is withdrawn. Tolerance does not develop 404 ; rather, some patients may become 405 sensitized to the drug's effect. 406 There is a strong tendency to continue 407 taking the drug or to rapidly repeat 408 the dose. Cocaine is probably the 409 example of a drug which neither 410 tolerance nor physical dependence 411 develops, hich psychic 412 dependence develops tht can lead to 413 addiction. 414 415 Quantitatively, the effects differ 416 strikingly with different modes of use. 417 When injected or inhaled, cocaine 418 produces a condition of hyper- 419 stimulation, over-alertness, euphoria, 420 and feelings of great power. The 421 excitation and "high" are similar 422 to that produced by injection of high 423 doses of amphetamines. Since cocaine 424 is a very short-acting drug, heavy 425 users may resort to injecting it 426 IV q 10 or 15 minutes.With this 427 repetition, toxic effects such as 428 tachycardia, hypertension,mydriasis 429 , muscle twitching, formication 430 (the so-called "cocaine bugs"), 431 miniturized visual hallucinations, 432 sleeplessness, and extreme nervous- 433 ness appear. Hallucinations and 434 paranoid delusions may develop,as 435 well as violent behavior; the 436 individual may be considered danger- 437 ous at this time. The action of the 438 drug, however, is sufficiently 439 brief to prevent sustained 440 aggressive activity. The pupils 441 are maximally dilated, and 442 elevations of heart rate, blood 443 pressure, and respiration result 444 from the drug's sympathomimetic 445 effect. An overdose of cocaine 446 produces tremors, convulsions 447 with a temporal lobe seizure 448 pattern, and delirium. Death may 449 be due to cardiovascular collapse 450 or respiratory failure. 451 452 Treatment of acute cocaine 453 intoxication is generally 454 unnecessary because of the 455 extemely short action of the drug. 456 If an overdose requires intervention, 457 IV barbiturates or IM phenothiazines 458 may be used. However,the respiratory 459 depression that accompanies cocaine 460 poisining can be worsened with 461 large doses of sedatives. Anti- 462 convulsants do not effectively 463 prevent convulsions in cocaine 464 overdose. Discontinuing the use 465 of cocaine requires close supervision 466 and treatment. 467 468 469 ONCE AGAIN I HOPE THAT I HAVE BEEN 470 INFORMATIVRE AND HAVE KEPT THE 471 CONTENTS AT AN INTELLIGENYT BUTNOT 472 INCOMPREHENSIBLE LEVEL. 473 COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS ARE 474 ENCOURAGED. 475 476 P.S. I apologize that I was not 477 able to return after may past 478 article and read the post discussion. 479 I will make a point to return soon 480 and will take comments/questions 481 on the SMOKING article also. 482 483 signed: 484 485 the struggling, 486 487 FUTURE DOCTOR 488 +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* 489 Whoooooooooooooooosh! 490 Jet engines coming from the over the horizon. Being hit with a sudden 491 strike of genius, I climbed under the VW and clipped my tiger claws unto the 492 side. I was now lying down with my face pointing up. [I got that trick from 493 Hollywood] Now I would be able to find out where this VW was headed. 494 I ripped out my mini-transmitter and sent a message to Ninja HQ:Portland. 495 "Do not nuke the van. I am aboard. Send messenger to Innisfall." 496 The Ninja 497 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 498 HI YOU ALL. NEW COMPUTER! 499 :**************************************************************: 500 Mohammed Wassir 501 Albanian Revolutionary Party 502 C/O Shirley's Hair Boutique 503 Portland, Oregon 504 505 506 Dear Mr. Wassir: 507 508 We are currently conducting a major investigation of the 509 activities of a Mr. LeRoy McKane. Our sources inform us that 510 you and Mr. McKane have entered a business relationship. 511 512 Our agency is most interested in learning of the nature of 513 that relationship. We strongly request that you do not leave 514 the country until we have completed our investigation. 515 516 Cordially 517 518 Lawrence P Henderson 519 Central Intelligence Agency 520 Portland Station 521 522 :***********************************************************: 523 ######################################## 524 FUTURE DOCTOR: WHY DON'T YOU STOP COPYING 525 MATERIAL OUT OF YOUR TEXTBOOKS AND START 526 TALKING TO US. HOW DO YOU SEE SMOKING AND 527 COCAINE USE? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT 528 MARAJUANA? LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY 529 FOR A CHANGE. MAX 530 ######################################## 531 532 533 534 (<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>) 535 536 The sound of gunfire suddenly stopped. 537 Looking around I see trees, grass, and the sun in the sky, and 538 not one bolo. 539 Why does everything seem like a band of insane painters went wild? 540 "Ok, who the heck is playing reality games?!!," I yelled... 541 542 (<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)(<>)The Traveller(<>)(<>) 543 544 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 545 Well, I'm now standing, I THINK! No bolos, no gunfire, no explosions. BUT MAN! 546 I think I'm color blind (or insane). 547 548 HELP!!!! 549 550 FOTI 551 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 552 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 553 ATTACKCOM1: STEP DOWN FROM ALERT. ALL IS WELL ON THIS END. E 554 NEW MESSAGE..I HEAR PAULOS IS GETTING BORED. I MAY HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR 555 HIM. MCKANE HAS REPORTEDLY TAKEN OVER A BOLO PLANT. LET'S KILL THREE BIRDS 556 WITH ONE STONE. READY PAULOS FOR IMMEDIATE JOURNEY TO THE PLANT. 557 WE SHALL DESTROY MCKANE AND THE BOLOS AT THE SAME TIME, AND THIS WILL 558 GIVE PAULOS SOME FUN. MONITOR FUTURE CONVERSATION FOR MESSAGES AS TO WHERE 559 THIS PLANT IS. 560 PATRONS: IF YOU KNOW WHERE THIS PLANT IS, PLEASE TELL ME, AND WE ALL CAN 561 RELAX. IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING CREATIVE(DESTRUCTIVE?) WITH YOUR ENERGY, 562 HOW ABOUT CONDUCTING A GAME OF OGRE VIA ONE OF THE MAIL SYSTEMS(IE CBBS OR BB). 563 LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. 564 I FIND THE COLOR CHANGE SOMEWHAT RELAXING, AND A NICE CHANGE. 565 BEING SOMEWHAT COLOR BLIND, I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COLORS, 566 AS A COLOR IS WHAT YOU PERCIEVE. 567 AND NOW, BARTENDER, A NICE SMOOTH DRINK FOR THE RELAXMENT NOW HERE. 568 HAVE SOMETHING IN THE WAY OF SHERRY? 569 GRATEFULLY YOURS, 570 JONATHAN CHANCE 571 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 572 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 Mar 84 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 573 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 23:32 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 574 Her eyes were radiant and her hair was a-swirl as she danced amidst 575 the new-blooming trees, joyously capering under the sunshine that deigned 576 to filter through them; her feet deliciously bare as they arched above the 577 earth's softness; her meandering, spritely song melted into croons whenever 578 she discovered new buds on the familiar trees, or when she chanced upon 579 a whiff of lilac. Each time her song bubbled forth afresh, she tilted her 580 head back with closed eyes, bathed by rays of gold, and made up the words, 581 her hands sometimes lifting eloquently to complete a phrase that defied 582 words...and the affection and appreciation glowed in her face even though 583 some notes were errant, for she sang to her Creator, endeavoring to return 584 what she could for all the loving care that he'd put into this forest, 585 this earth... She plucked a frail blossom, nestling it in her hair, and 586 considered the beginnings of a path before her, trailing her fingers on 587 the bark of a rowan tree. But what is this? The ivy sheltered a scrap of 588 paper at the tree's base--'twas the pathetic remains of a note, tattered 589 by the winds, bereft of its ink by the rains--with only the signature 590 intact, that of "Tarn." Ah yes, she knew this fellow: his brow was 591 creased with worry, and he was often to be found slumped asleep in the 592 back room of the Inn amidst empty glasses. With gentle fingers, she 593 tried to smooth the sorry paper, but only could trace a letter here and 594 there, written by a hand familiar: her eyes widened suddenly, and she 595 breathed: "The Believer! My old friend." But her thoughts were torn 596 asunder, because a flurry of paper abrubtly came tumbling down the path, 597 scurrying in front of the wind, just as if a writer had torn his journal 598 apart in grief and thrown it to the earthly forces! Concerned for his 599 loss, she tried to catch the vagrant pieces as they dashed by; her small 600 hands captured only a few. Once her breath came back from chasing them, 601 she began to read...and the forest rang with merry laughter, for it was 602 an account of wild adventure, bewildered faces, and colour gone mad...it 603 was a tale of a mob that didn't know where it was crusading to, and leaders 604 who passed out while trying to conjure peace from chaos, and a Volkswagon 605 about to bump off a violence-crazed hijacker for his presumpteous act of 606 resurrecting himself... Why, look what happens when women cease to grace 607 the Inn: the menfolk try to create a nuclear war to ease the boredom! 608 Once again she was taken by laughter, and by the time the peals could be 609 reduced to chuckles, tears were trickling down her cheeks! "How we need 610 Pam, our beloved peace-keeper!" she remarked aloud, in the fading hope 611 that some winged creature might overhear, and convey it to her. Sobered 612 by the memory of Pam's absence, she glanced back to the freshly-inked 613 paper. "So they're meeting by the bridge, are they?" Her feet turned 614 that way, picturing as she traveled a group of confused travellers all 615 facing different directions, and the distant sound of her chortle drifted 616 back to the rowan tree, ruffling the abandoned note. 617 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 618 VERY NICE, d. THANK YOU. ::::::::::O O:::voyeur:::::O O:::::::::::: 619 TO SATAN'S ROCKER: 620 HAVE YOU SEEN THE KGON BBS? 621 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& 622 NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, D. YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT MEN IN THE ABSENSE OF WOMEN. 623 MOST MEN HAVE ONLY TWO OR THREE PLEASURES. ONE OF THESE IS MEARLY THE 624 PRESENSE OF WOMEN AROUND HIM. WHEN HE IS DEPRIVED OF THIS, VIOLENCE OFTEN 625 RESULTS. I DID NOT WANT TO FIGHT, ONLY TO END THE FIGHTING. I DO MISS PAM. 626 IF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS, PLEASE TELL ME. WELCOME BACK(HOPEFULLY TO STAY!) 627 JONATHAN CHANCE 628 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUITE A TALE ON THE FLIP SIDE! +++++++++++ 629 TRANSREALITY PD: SEE MSG TO THE WIZARD (OVER) .......... GEEZER >