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1 TO SEE MESSAGES PLEASE TYPE 'HELP' OR 'LIST'
2 ***************** REMOVED: 17 MAY 82 ***********************
3 WELCOME TO BWMS (BACKWATER MESSAGE SYSTEM) MIKE DAY SYS OP
4 ************************************************************
5
6 TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, TYPE 'ENTER' AND USE CTRL/C OR BREAK TO GET OUT
7 OF THE ENTER MODE. THE MESSAGE IS AUTOMATICLY STORED.
8 IF AFTER ENTERING THE MESSAGE YOU FIND YOU MADE A MISTAKE,
9 USE THE REPLACE COMMAND TO REPLACE THE LINE.
10
11 TO EXIT FROM THE SYSTEM TYPE 'OFF' THEN HANG UP
12 THIS WILL PREVENT THE FILE UNSAFE MESSAGE FROM PRINTING OUT WHEN THE
13 NEXT CALLER USES THE SYSTEM NO BIG DEAL IF YOU DON'T TURN THE SYSTEM OFF
14 IT USED TO MEAN THAT SOME DATA WAS LOST, BUT I HAVE SINCE MODIFIED THE
15 SOFTWARE SO THAT THE DATA IS NO LONGER LOST, NOW ALL THE OFF COMMAND DOES
16 IS PREVENT THE UNSAFE FILE MESAGE FROM BEING PRINTED.
17 IT WAS LEFT IN BECAUSE I NEED IT WHEN I AM CLEANING THE FILES UP.
18 :::::::: SYS OP :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
19 ***********************************************************
20 NOTICE TO ALL USERS OF THIS AND OTHER SYSTEMS:
21
22 SUBJ: JOB OPENINGS
23 FROM: PDX TOWER CHIEF
24
25 THE FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION WANTS YOU!!!!! !!
26
27 WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS AND HIRING NEW
28 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS. IF YOU HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING
29 ABLE TO READ A RADAR SCREEN, TELL BIG AIRCRAFT TO FLY OVER
30 YOUR NEIGHBORS HOME, AND WANT TO EARN BIG BUCKS IN YOUR OWN
31 HOME (THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL INSTALL THE EQUIPMENT AT YOUR
32 HOUSE!), CALL ME (HAROLD JOHN, TOWER CHIEF) AT PDX TERMINAL.
33 WE'RE IN THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER STRENUOUS JOBS.
34
35 READ WHAT SOME OF OUR ' NEW ' CONTROLLERS ARE SAYING:
36
37 DEBBIE DINGBAT, AGE-22, AIRLINE STEWARDESS --
38
39 "UNTIL NOW I NEVER HAD A REAL REWARDING JOB. NOW I CAN
40 GO HOME AT NIGHT AND FEEL LIKE I DID A GOOD DAY'S WORK.
41 I CAN EVEN SAY I HAD FUN. WHEN I GET BORED, I CAN CHANGE
42 THE CHANNEL ON THE RADAR SCREEN TO 'THE NEW PRICE IS
43 RIGHT' OR I CAN PLAY SPACE INVADERS USING REAL AIRPLANES."
44
45
46 FRED FLINTSTONE, AGE-35, FORMER CARTOON HERO --
47
48 "YABBA DABBA DOO!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! WHERE'S MY DINNER!! !
49 I LOVE BEIN' A AIR TRAFFIC WHATSAMACALLIT. DINO IS THINKING
50 ABOUT BECOMING ONE. HE SHOULD BE GOOD. THE PILOTS
51 CAN UNDERSTAND HIM BETTER."
52
53
54
55 JIMMY CARTER, AGE-57, FORMER PRESIDENT OF USA --
56
57 "NOW RONNY'S GOT A REAL PROBLEM. HE JUST CAN'T CALL
58 UP THE CONTROLLERS AND PERSUADE THEM TO VOTE 'YES' ON
59 THE LATEST CONTRACT OFFER. IF I WERE RONNY, I'D SEND IN
60 A CRACK TEAM OF MARINES TO RESCUE THE HOSTAGES IN THE
61 AIRPORT TERMINALS."
62
63
64
65
66
67 WARNING -- THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT BEING AN
68 AIRTRAFFIC CONTROLLER LEADS TO SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS,
69 INCLUDING, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, HEART DISEASE, DIABETES, LARGE
70 PAYCHECKS, EMPHYSIMA, DEATH, AND OTHER MEDICAL DISORDERS.
71
72
73 CALL TODAY AND JOIN THE RANKS OF THE SCABS -----------------
74
75 THE FAA -- IT'S JUST NOT A JOB, IT'S $32,000 A YEAR!
76
77 ********************************
78 THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS PAID FOR BY THE FAA, DINGBAT AIRWAYS,
79 AND YOUR LOCAL FLIGHT INSURANCE COMPANY
80 ************END MESSAGE************
81
82 *******************
83
84 TO ALL NATIONS
85 FROM ABUL HASSAN BANI-SADR
86 SUBJECT: I NEED A HOME!
87
88 FOR TRADE, SWAP, OR SALE:
89
90 1 -- FORMER IRANIAN PRESIDENT
91 NAME BANI-SADR.
92
93 FRANCE IS THINKING ABOUT THROWING ME OUT, AND I NEED A
94 HOME JUST IN CASE. YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET MY RIGID QUALIFICATIONS.
95
96 1] LOTS OF MONEY
97 2] FREEDOM OF SPEECH
98 3] LOTS OF MILITARY EQUIPMENT
99 4] LOTS OF MARINES
100 5] LOTS OF LOVE & ATTENTION
101 6] MORE MILITARY EQUIPMENT
102
103 I AM ATTEMPTING TO RAISE AN ARMY, BUT FIRST I NEED YOUR HELP!
104
105 REMEMBER -- ONLY YOU CAN STAMP OUT AYATOLLAH KHOMENI...
106
107 ********************************
108 THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT WAS PAID FOR BY THE RE-ELECT
109 ABUL HASSAN BANI-SADR PRESIDENT OF IRANIAN MUSLEM REPULIC
110 **********END MESSAGE**********
111
112
113 ATTN: ALL BORED COMPUTERS
114 SUBJ: BORING PROGRAMS
115 FROM: GOD (THAT'S IBM FOR SHORT)
116
117
118
119 WANT TO GET THAT SPARK BACK IN YOUR MEMORY BANKS, MAKE YOUR
120 KEYBOARD SIZZLE AGAIN? WELL, ROUTE THE POWER FROM YOUR MAIN
121 CIRCUT BOARD INTO THE KEYBOARD. YOU'LL GET A BIG ' SIZZLE '!
122
123
124 THE BORING PROGRAMS YOU HAVE IN YOU WILL BE GONE FOREVER! TRY
125 IT! GO AHEAD, IT WON'T KILL YOU! NOW DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER?
126 HELLO....? HELLO? GOOD, YOUR UNCONSCIENCE...
127 ****************SIGNED, GOD ALMIGHTY (IBM PLEASE)***
128 THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM
129 RONA BARRET...........
130
131 'I NEED A JOB!!!!! THEY THREW ME OFF TOMORROW AND PUT ME ON
132 TODAY. I WANT TO BE ON NEXT WEEK. SOMEONE HELP ME!'
133 ************************************************
134 ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **
135 TO: Harold, Harold John, Mr. John, Sir, Tower Chief, Mr. Chief,
136 Mr. Tower Chief, Mr. Tower Chief Sir, Mr. Harold John Tower Chief,
137 Mr. Harold John Tower Chief Sir, OR WHATEVER you prefer
138 FROM: D I N G Y
139 SUBJ: ATC Job
140
141 I want to start tommorrow! ! ! I need a reason to go to the doctor
142 AND THE MONEY TO AFFORD IT!!!!
143
144 <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING>
145 ** ** ** END OF TRANSMISSION ** ** **
146 FROM: KING HAROLD JOHN
147 TO : DINGY
148 SUBJ: AVAILABLE JOB
149
150 YOU CAN JOIN THE RANKS OF THE SCABS BY MEETING OUR RIGID
151 ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS:
152
153 1] NOT MENTALY RETARDED
154 2] ABLE TO SPEAK
155 3] KNOWS ENGLISH OR SPANISH
156 4] KNOWS WHAT AN AIRPLANE IS
157 5] CAN SAY 'MAMA'
158 6] CAN SAY 'TANGO TANGO BRODWAY NINER'
159 7] LIKES LONG HOURS AND HIGH PAY
160 8] CAN CUT THROATS
161
162 IF YOU MEET ONE OF THE ABOVE REQUIREMENTS, YOU ARE IN!
163
164 SIGNED,
165
166
167
168
169
170 KING HAROLD JOHN
171 EMPOROR OF PDX
172 SULTAN OF CESSNA
173 COUNT OF BOEING
174 ADMIRAL OF AVAIATION
175 DUKE OF MC DONALD DOUGLAS
176
177 PS. DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU. BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR
178 NUMBER?
179 ********************************
180 POST SCRIPT TO FIRST MESSAGE ANOUNCING AVAILABLE JOBS....
181
182
183
184 GET THEM FAST, THEY WON'T LAST LONG....AFTER ALL 12,000 OPENINGS
185 DON'T LAST FOREVER....
186 ***********END
187 TO: King Harold John
188 Emporor of PDX
189 Sultan of Cessna
190 Count of Boeing
191 Admiral of Avaiation
192 Duke of Mc Donald Douglas
193 FROM: D I N G Y
194 SUBJ: Qualifications
195
196 I qualify in all requirements except:
197 3] KNOWS ENGLISH OR SPANISH - I have never met either one of them
198
199 My number is: JOE-MOSS oops! that's my alternate identity
200 My number really is: which number did you want again? oh ya
201 My phone number is: is this a requirement?? because I seem to be
202 having trouble remembering - you know my mental condition and all
203
204 Maybe instead of calling you can just notify over this this this
205 what's it called?? maybe you can tell me that while you're at it
206
207 By the way did I misspell your titles right???
208
209 *** *** - D I N G Y - *** ***
210 NOTE: My mental condition only acts up when I use this system
211 <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING>
212 *** *** - D I N G Y - *** ***
213
214 ****************************************************
215 To: Mike Day
216
217 Dear Mike,
218 You mentioned that the recent high
219 temperatures were making your system
220 act strangly. It seems it's users have
221 the same blight.
222
223 Glenn Westerfield
224 *********************************************
225 TO: GLENN
226 FROM: MIKE
227
228 YES, I HAVE NOTICED THAT THE SYSTEM HAS ATTRACTED SOME RATHER STRANGE USERS.
229
230 ***********************************************************
231 Some people I know have written a program for RSTS/E that
232 resembles DBBS, but they (Gary Moyer, Gordon Moyer, & Tom
233 Tremain) call it TSCS (Time Sharing Comunication System).
234 It would be an ideal BBS except I (as in myself) am writing
235 DBBS. When school starts (UGG!!!!) I will program it into
236 the system that we use, and devote an account to DBBS only.
237 I will give out the password to the account, and give each
238 user an access password with thier own mailbox (mine will
239 be 1 of course, and Adolphs will be 3). I am also tring to
240 get some other people from the asylum to want to use it.
241 Well, talk to you later Dinjey.
242 FD
243 *******************************************************
244 ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **
245 The only things I misspelled are Harold John's titles
246 because he did himself.
247 I did not write the message about Freedman being Memorex! !
248 I can't have you mad at me because of 'mis-speeling', you're
249 the only other sane person who uses this system with the
250 screwed up software.
251 *** *** - D I N G Y (Not Dingey or Dinjey!) *** ***
252 TO: DINGY
253 FROM: ME
254
255 SORRY I CHANGED ALL OF YOUR BELLS TO SPACES, I WAS TRYING OUT
256 THE NEW CHANGE COMMAND, AND YOUR BELLS WERE HANDY ..
257 ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU MUST USE THE BELLS, THERE
258 ARE SO MANY OTHER USEFULL CHARACTERS THAT CAN BE USED
259 WHY THERE IS THE CONTROL-C (THERE'S A NICE ONE!).
260 BUT IF YOU MUST INSIST ON USEING THE CONTROL-G I MUST SAY
261 THAT THIS CAN AT TIMES BE UNDESIRABLE.
262 IT MIGHT EVEN WAKE ME UP AND THEREBY ALLOW ME TO
263 SEE WHAT I AM DOING HERE. NOW THAT IS JUST NOT ACCEPABLE
264 I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN! I THE FUTURE YOU WILL
265 REFRAIN FROM USEING THE SYSTEM IN AN ADVERSE MANNER.
266 THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!
267 HUFF.. PUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF.. HUFF.. HUFF.. PUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF..
268 TO ACCUALLY USE THE AND TO CONTINUE TO USE THE , THIS IS VERY UPSETTING
269 TO BOTH ME AND ALL THE USERS ON THIS AND EVERY SYSTEM IN THE AREA
270 NO, IN THE WHOLE STATE.. NO NO, IN THE NORTH WEST.. THE UNITED STATES?
271 NAY.. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.. WHAT THE HECK IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!
272 THEREFOR YOU MUST ABSTAIN FROM DOING THIS... DO YOU HEAR ME .. DO YOU?
273 ANSWER ME!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?!! I SAID ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
274 HUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF.. HUFF..
275 (WHERE ARE MY HEART PILLS.. MADGE QUICK MY HEART PILLS ...
276 MADGE!!!!!! MADGE!!!!!!!!!!... AAAHHHHHHH.... GURLGLE......
277 ***************************************************************
278 To: All who have written messages to the same effect as this one
279 YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!
280
281
282 T H E S Y S O P I S A F L A K E ! ! !
283
284 Sincerely,
285
286 DDDD III N N GGG Y Y
287 D D I N N G Y Y
288 D D I NN N G Y Y
289 D D I N N N G GG Y
290 D D I N NN G G Y
291 D D I N N G G Y
292 DDDD III N N GGG Y
293
294 ****************
295 TO: Mike Day
296
297 The reason I use bells is because it adds audio to my video!!
298
299 ****** - DINGY - ******
300 TO: DBBS Sysop
301 FROM: Guess who
302 SUBJ: RSTS/E
303
304 Which RSTS system are you using, I have used a couple
305 of different ones in my 7 full years of programming experience
306 (and I not even 16 yet! - 10 days till my birthday).
307 Once you discover UNIX I'm sure you will prefer it -
308 It's like a camera*: SO ADVANCED IT'S SIMPLE!
309 All commands are simply seperate programs - if you want a
310 new command, you just make a program that does what you wish
311 the command to do, and there you have it - all programs are
312 accessed by simply typing the name of the program. If you
313 prefer BASIC most UNIX systems have a RSTS/E BASIC simulator
314 (much like switching Run-Time Systems on a RSTS system) to use
315 instead of C or Pascal. UNIX should be used for worthwile things
316 while the small, menial tasks can be left to the inferiors!!!
317 (Tek UNIX uses a Z-80 to timeshare the 100 different ports -
318 while the computations are left to the superior DEC processor!)
319
320 * camera: Cannon AE-1
321 JM:jm
322 ****** - DINGY - ******
323 To : Dingey
324 Fm : DBBS Sysop
325
326 It is one that was bought by the school district (that is whare
327 they keep the grades too).It is also used by other schools like:
328 Oregon City, Gladstone, Sandy Union, & Canby.
329 *********************************************
330 TO:
331 FROM: CRAZY MIKE
332
333 WHAT VIDEO?? ALL I GOT IS AUDIO
334 Which is of no help since I am blind.
335 if it wasn't for the fact that I am deaf,
336 I wouldn't even be able to see at all!
337 I hope that this clears this matter up
338 all and for never.
339 ***************************************
340 TO: NUT WHO LIKES BELLS
341 FROM : ANOTHER NUT
342
343 DO YOU LIKE IT ,LIKE IT
344 BYE
345 ****************************************
346 to: all users
347 from: sysop
348
349 The temp is now 80 in this room.
350 Beware all yee who enter here.
351
352 **************************************
353 Where is this where the temperature is so low???
354 ****** - DINGY - ******
355 Everybody join the ranks!!!
356 Maybe if we:
357
358 Long enough, the Sysop will blow into a corn PUFF
359 instead of a corny FLAKE!!!
360
361 So everybody together now:
362
363 ****** - DINGY (The original NUT) - ******
364 Is that a corn NUT??
365 ********* CRAZY MIKE *************
366 No, a NUT WHO LIKES BELLS (see lines 364-368)
367 <DING><BEEP><DING> - OR IF YOU'RE SICK <RING> - <BEEP><DING><BEEP>
368
369 TO: Mike Day
370 FROM: Me , Again
371 SUBJ: You shouldn't a gone and done that!
372
373 You should not of replaced my ^G's, because now I too am against
374 you (and attempting to form an alliance) - before I was pretty much
375 neutral. And if you anything further to harm my ^G's, I'll make your
376 disk so busy reading & writing ^G's that your system will overheat
377 even if the temperature is 8.0 degrees in that room of yours!
378
379 Calmly, DINGY
380 ********* - <DING> - *********
381 to: DIMGEE
382 from: Crazy Mike
383 It was an accident I tell you! please believe me I didn't mean to do it!
384 please don't hurt me. i didn't want to do it! The DEVIL made me do it!
385 oh, please believe me! It was an accident I tell you it was an accident!
386
387 (There, do you think that will satisfy the jerk?)
388
389 P.S. I can't communicate dirrectly with you any more since I recently
390 died of a heart a tack (a bit tacky eah what?). as such you must
391 communicate your messages thru my medium (well done?) the almighty
392 MASTER OF THE BWMS --- SYSOP --- thank you
393 ******************************************************************
394 If you're so almighty then how-a-come the DEVIL can make you do
395 things?!?!?! eh? answer that one!!! I control my own insane actions!
396 HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
397 ****** - DINGY - ******
398 TO: Ding a ling
399 FROM: ALMIGHTY SYSOP (Recently resurected)
400 RE: The BELLS are ringing (for me and my gal' ?)
401
402 Arise oh protector of the system. Yeah verily I say unto you,
403 "Remove this curse from the system!". (Gee! I didn't even know it
404 had V.D. !) [Shut up you jerk, I wasn't talking about that!]
405 From the highest code level I command you exicute for me this
406 very Day of that which I beseach you to do. (Not me you idiot!)
407 Go to the land of DISK and there by remove from that land that
408 which is unquiet. Let there be silence thru out the DISK!
409 Remove there of all that is ungood! Do not spare the weak and
410 faltering data with which you will deal! If you dare to find that
411 which is of questionalble value return it to me (thank you)
412 forth with (without fifth?) so that I may determin its fate
413 (You vill meet a tall dark stranger.) Do not pause in your search
414 until the DISK is cleared of this disturbance. Then may I again return
415 to the land of DISK free to sleep restfully and quietly but for the
416 occasional clicking of solinoids and gentle shushing of steppers.
417
418 YEAH THOUGH I STEP THRU THE LINES OF NOISE AND UNQUIET
419 I WILL FEAR NO BELLS, FOR I AM THE SYSOP ALMIGHTY,
420 AND I AM THE POSESSOR OF THE CHANGE COMMAND.
421
422 Let us observe a space of silence for our shortly departed bells.
423
424 [ CHANGE BELL TO SPACE IN ALL LINES ]
425
426 Alass, as is the case with all cures, there is a side effect
427 related to this correction. All my own beautiful bells are
428 exterminatted (SOB!) and therefor it is only with great reluctance
429 and sacrifice that I do what I must do.
430 ********************************************************************
431 I'm warning you don't touch my beautiful audio ^G's!!!!
432 ****** - DINGY - ******
433 To: DBBS Sysop
434 Fm: DINGY
435 Re: Read my message
436
437 I command, or ask, or plead, or at least beg that you read my message
438 and understand it and PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IT IS SAYING !!!
439 (lines 245-250 & 251!!!!)
440
441 ****** - <AUDIO> - ******
442 To: Ding Dong
443 From: ALMIGHTY SYSOP
444
445 Touch your audio G's ? I wouldn't dream of it (besides, I might
446 catch something!)
447
448 Signed, Your ever hating ALMIGHTY SYSOP
449 ***************************************************************
450 TO: Almidgity Sysop
451 You're the Ding Dong! Only a totally loony person
452 would run a system with software like this!!!!!!
453
454 Remember the fate of you and your system depends on your
455 actions, I only carry out the punishment for wrong actions!
456
457 Here is a sample of some of my minor punishments:
458 HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
459 ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA!
460 HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! H
461 I love that sound but others (hopefully you) can't stand it!!
462 ****** - DINGY - ******
463 To: Ring a Ding Ding
464 From: ALMIGHTY SYSOP
465
466 Does that mean we are haveing a love/hate relationship ?
467
468
469 Please excuse me while I go watch the HATE BOAT now HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
470 ******* Fornever yours, ALMIGHTY SYSOP **************
471 Almidgity Sysop the show tonight is to boring to bother with
472 anyway! and I'm much much much (Repeat as many times as you can
473 possibly count to) more interesting. Mrs Randall wants to be
474 your maid! And always remember to order the ice seperately!!!
475 (Maybe if you dont mix it with the grapefruit juice, and use it
476 on this system it will start working right?!?!?!)
477
478 And we're having whatever kind of relationship is possible
479 between a sane person (that's me) and an insane whatever-you-are
480 (that's you!).
481
482 Signed, The invincible DINGY
483 to: Dinger
484 from: ALMIGHTY SYSOP
485
486 I can't count beyond 2 (by the way does 4 come befor or after 1)
487 I AM NOT IN SANE I've never been into that sort of thing myself.
488 ***********************************************************
489 no, no, no... there is a difference between 'insane' and 'in sane'
490 FIGHT ON DRIVE 'A'!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember, ENTER ONLY on this drive!!!!!!!
491 You're M-E-S-S-I-N-G I I-T U-P for the rest of us ding-a-
492 ring-a-ling-dong-a-ding and the nullmighty syflop!!!!!
493
494 SETTLE IT ON DRIVE 'A'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
495 Now then... Rings for dingy
496 And spaces for the allmighty
497 Happy?
498 the CAN=OPENER supreme 5-17-82 14:35:27
499 (notice dating and timing??)
500 *** *** ****** ******* * ** ** *
501 Dragon-lady here...
502 C'mon you two... you're acting like 5th graders.....
503
504 Well, maybe you are.
505 Please... I hate to see system fighting.
506 Dragon-lady
507 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::=======:::::::::::::::
509 THIS IS WHAT this blackwater massage system is really all about.
510 Hello Dragon Lady
511 Why don't you drag over my way for a short time
512 and slip into something more comfortable
513 ...perhaps a silicon negligee
514 or a Mylar moonbeam.............................
515 {}{}{}{}{} analogue alan {}{}{}{}{} 2200 pdt May 17 {}{}{}{}{}
516 How can I crash my disk??? Let me count the ways...
517 For there are many ways, and I use an electro-magnet...
518 Then... silence on the disk. All is gone and I must start from scratch.
519 10010100 100101010 10010100 - 100101 0010100 1001010 0010111
520 Hey ANALOG... Let's talk.......
521
522
523 ON DRIVE 'A' please*=*=*=*=
524 see you there
525 :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-
526 Dragon Lady*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-
527 --------)---------------------------------------------)---
528
529 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
530 zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz
531 l ! zzzzzzzzz zzzzzz z
532 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z
533
534
535 "I dont think theyre listeninng to you, professor..."
536 Can-opener humor
537 -)--)-------------------)---------------------------)-----
538 Sysop, do you have any water you need to
539 boil??? well just stick it on top of the disk drive and wait
540 10-------9-------8-------7-------6-------5-------4-----3-----2----1---0
541
542 Tea time!
543 How about coffee?
544
545
546
547
548 <CHANGE SPACES TO BELLS IN ALL LINES>
549 son-of-Dingy
550 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::--------------:::::::
551 CHANGE WATER TO STEAM IN ALL LINES.
552 .... THANK YOU .... CISTOP MIKEY
553 -----------------------------------
554
555
556
557 @\@/@
558 @--*--@
559 @/@\@
560 !
561 \! /
562 !/
563 !
564 !
565 ------------
566 LET'S HAVE AN ART CONTEST! ! MINE WILL BE THE FIRST ENTRY.
567 IT'S TITLE IS "FLOWER" ; GOOD NAME AYE?
568 ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----
569 #<># #<># #<># #<># #<># #<># #<># #<>#
570 ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ====
571 /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\
572 [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][]
573 *********************************************
574 the guy on the right must have been a victim of the Frency
575 revolution...
576 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
577 GEE, I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING SPACE INVADERS THERE FOR A BIT!
578 ############################################3
579 OK HERE MINE ENTERY!
580 ------------------------------
581 000000000000000000000000000000
582 l l l
583 l computers are fun!
584 l l o o l
585 l l /// l
586 l::::::::::::::::::::::l /// l
587 000000000000000000000000000000
588 ------------------------------
589 l 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 : - l
590 l Q W E R T Y U I O P @ 1
591 l A S D F G H J K L ; l
592 l Z X C V B N M , . / l
593 l shift =========== alpha 1
594 l computers are fun! l l
595 *************** IT CALLED "THE COMPUTER"
596 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
597 WHERE MY PRIZE FOR MY WORK O ART??????
598 THE COMPUTER WINS HAND DOWN, NO??
599 IS THIS GOIN TO BE KILLED OR SOMETHIN ??
600 I HOPE NOT BCAUSE I LOVE MY "THE COMPUTER
601 DONT YOU ??? HEY OUT THERE WHY DON'T YOU
602 ALL VOTE ON IT ????!!!! THAT WOULD BE
603 GREAT !?!?!?!?!?
604 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
605 HERE IS MY VOTE:
606 THE FLOWER GETS A 4 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10.
607
608 THE COMPUTER GETS A 5.
609 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
610 And the voter gets a 1.
614
615 Notice
617
618 To: DINGY
619 From: The REAL Me.
620 Subject: I've been im-per-son-a-ted!
621
622 There is SOMEONE (two? three perhaps?) that has been using
623 MY name (Me) as their very own. Well, let me remind them
624 (and assure you) that Me is MY name. I had it first! Call
625 yourself something else with class, You.
626
627 Me.
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