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CATTLISM
Enhanced, Modified and Added to by Bruce T. Goldman
A look at economics and philosphy discussed through the ownership of cows.
You start off owning two cows.
AGNOTICISM
Are you sure you have two cows?
ALTRUISM
Get a job so you can feed the cows.
BARTERING
Trade one for dinner at a French Restaurant and trade the other for some
plumbing repairs.
CAPITALISM
Sell one and buy a bull. Retain logo rights from Bordens.
COMMUNISM
Give them to the govenment and the government will give you some milk.
EVANGLISM
Threaten to kill the cows if donations aren't met.
FACISM
Give them to the government who will sell you the milk.
LIBERTERIANISM
Auction off the cows and buy a condiminum.
NAZISM
Give them to the government who will shoot you.
NEW DEALISM
Shoot one and milk the other. Pour the milk down the drain.
SOCIALISM
Give one to your neighbor.
WELFARE
Deny owning the cows, but sell the milk.