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"The Road To Womanhood" [Matt Groening] First pixie cut First time crossing the street without holding mom's hand First Barbie First major Barbie accessory First time putting on mom's clothes First mastery of jump-rope First look at Playboy First time putting Ken on top of Barbie First time playing "Doctor" First explanation of the facts of life First valentine First slumber party First change from anklets to stockings First cigarette First training bra First pubic hair First cup bra First major sassing back First ear piercing First shoplifting First date First base First French kiss Second base First time coming home drunk or high Third base Going all the way First time mom finds birth control First job First time not asked for ID in a bar First abortion First marriage First divorce First realitization that you might not write the Great American Novel by the time you're thirty First grey hair First time called "ma'am"