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TOP 5 WAYS THE NUCLEAR BOMB DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA HELPED JAPAN
BY: DIzzIE ?1-9-9-9

1.	Decreased the overpopulation problems.

2.	Killed various annoying bugs, such as: termites, locusts, politicians?

3.	Helped clear land for more industries,  (Nike sweatshops, what else?)

4.	Gave Japan lots of publicity, that it hasn't seen since Godzilla.

5.	Made the US shell out and give Japan lots of stuff, like formula-x band-aids, a life time supply of animal crackers, oh, and who could forget a 2nd  nuke!