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Author: tH3 m4n!4c
contact me at : dancho@schoolsucks.com
In this guide I'll explain you how to make fun with school and destroy some teachers you really hate
This guide is ONLY for people who hate school and want to make the school crazy and also want
to destroy their teachers. If you really HATE your school and want to have MUCH fun this guide is
for you. I do not take any responsibility about anything happen after reading this guide. I'm only
telling you how to do this not to do it It's your decision. Some of the things I'm talking about are
very dangerous and you can be caught. Think before you do.
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Find the school address and telephone number. Now find a newspaper and post a notice that your
school won't be able to take any more students this year because the school is full and there's no
place. Of course post the notice from someone else. In this way you're leaving your school
without students for the next year. All the students that wants to study in your school will go
somewhere else when they see the notice in the newspaper.
You can also post other notices in gay magazines also in Internet but without e-mail the people
will send everything to the address you give them and of course this will be your school address.
Now you should make web page of the school putting there stupid things. So when someone see
the web page he'll be very angry and won't come to study in that school. Pick up some e-mails
of people in your town and mail them about the school web page. Of course use a remailer. These
people will laugh a little and then forward the message to their friends and all the people will know
about this web page and what the school is doing. If you know something that your school is doing
illegal put it in the web page and inform the police.
You can hack your town web page and put the school one. This will make a lot of problems for
your school. Now you can send them something really disgusting. Send them dead animal or
something else use your imagination.You can fill the school locker with trash so on the morning
it'll be a little hard to open the school. Pick up some friends and in the night around 3:00 go to your
school with black clothes. Turn off the lights around your school look if there are any people
around you and then start breaking the windows then run run go hide in the bed at home.
Always put the teachers chalk in water and be sure the blackboard is full with graphite's like
"Kiss my ass bitch"
"The teacher is the most stupid man in the world"
"Hey teachers where's your mind oh sorry it's in the toilet"
Or write what you want. Be sure it will annoy the teacher a lot.
Break the teacher's chair and hide the students one this will slow your lesson a lot and if the
teacher sits on the chair BUMMMM.
In the middle of the lesson ask in a loud voice you want to go to the toiled cause you want to piss.
Don't forget to tell the teacher what will you do when you go in the toilet. And if the teacher don't
want to let you to the toilet tell him everything that will happen if he don't let you to go the toilet.
Yeah tell them but be sure that it'll be disgusting.
If the teacher let you go you MUST back 2 mitutes before the lesson finish. Back and tell the teacher
that you were talking to some people in the toilet and they beat you a little and took your money.
This will excuse you for your absence while the other students were studying.
Now it's time to make a little "theater" at school talk to your friends and do the following:
When the teacher comes in the classroom you and one of your friend will be fighting about a girl.
Tell your friend everything is joke. The teacher will start screaming to stop fighting but you won't
stop now the teacher can't do anything except going to the headmaster. You must be stop
"fighting" when the headmaster come. When the director ask you what's going on tell him that
you were only arguing and nothing more and don't forget you didn't fight. Then all your friends
must say that you're saying the truth. The teacher will look like a REAL idiot. The director won't
remember this. Your teacher is now in the director "black list" haha.Here's another fun thing:
Find a car yours or someone's else and come to school. Now find some stupid teacher and invite
him/her to drive to their house. They'll come . Now drive with 100,150 km and don't go to their
home immediately go around the town driving like crazy. Be sure your teacher will be scared a lot.
You can also call your teacher at midnight you must be sure he or she is sleeping and invite him/
her to "students party" hehe at midnight of course there's no party ask your teacher to go some-
where in your town for the "party" . The teacher will come but there won't be anyone there. If you
want to have a real fun organize a real party and invite all your fuckin teachers. Now it's time to
rock. Find an old building where the party will be. The place must be smelly and disgusting.Re-
meber you should annoy your teachers a lot.
Now if you have your school telephone number. There are a lot of things you can do with their
telephone number. Call the school and always ask for the director when the director is on the
phone don't say anything except some sounds use your imagination. You can call your school and
say that your the boy of one of the teachers and the teacher must come at home cause there's a
big problem. Now you're without your teacher. Dirty trick.
Go at night at your school and cut the telephone wires.
Now make some notices in the newspaper about your school that in your school is the most mo-
dern restaurant in the town. A lot of people will call don't worry. You can call the school and leave
the phone off the hook. The way some (but not all) phone systems work this will tie up
their phone for as long as yours is off the hook. You can subscribe your school library for sex ma-
gazines and other things. You can call all the parents of the students to come at school.When you
call of course tell them you're teacher. They'll come but noone will be there who'll take responsibly-
ty..... the school of course.
That's all and don't forget "sChoOl sUcKs a LoT"