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86Apr29 23:32 from The Slipped Disk
Good, Good, Great D.S. why not use b00g as a universal advective and
fill-word to cover that fact that you don't knmow what's going on.
86Apr29 23:46 from Tom Hackerman
So what is going on?
86Apr30 6:07 from The Joker
Like the smurfs using the word smurf in place of real words?
86Apr30 14:16 from Dirk Stanley
Ha! But I DO know what's going on! Don't forget, it's 1986, and Big Brother is
STILL watching! Until he stops, though, we should work on finding Captain
Goodnight!!
86Apr30 15:56 from The Joker
It Captain Midnight you foob!
86Apr30 17:31 from The Slipped Disk
.pmircs uoy, NEZ fo noisrev eht si g00B
....noisrev MEDOM eht....
What's with thes Captain Middrift? I feel like a TURNIP, and I feel HAPPY!
When everyone sits down and thinks about it, we set things on fire with our
minds. Don't tell ME what a Scrimp is, I KNOW... Or at least I think I think I
want to think that when I think I'm sure that I'm positive I know....
Plunk? Ya Ha!
"Gimmie some of that MUSS MUSS" is a communist plot started by a guy who
named himself after the prostitute capital of the WORLD...
You wont be hurt, but you'll feel HUNGRY!
MaNy TiMeS In tHe WoRlD, tHiNgS WiLl tAkE On a hElL Of A nEwMeAnInG.
nEfR eT KaT fUuD wHiLe oN AsId.....
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comin' at ya.
Comin' at ya.
COMIN' AT YA.
C O M I N ' A T Y A.
C O M I N ' A T Y A.
C O M I N ' A T Y A.
C O M I N ' A T Y A.
The Slipped Disk (99th Percentile!)
(Tu' Allegre o Muertas!) &O#/o!FJ&D$}}[SqJ~wUx@[V~|
86Apr30 19:45 from The Joker
If you really think about it, The Slippied Disk is on drugs.
86Apr30 19:59 from Tom Hackerman
Lack of drugs.....
86May01 17:33 from Frank Roberts
slippie have you seen racter? he talks a lot like you!
86May04 7:04 from The Joker
Is there anyone in the sanitarium??
86May04 12:39 from Tom Hackerman
Just Sliipie now....
86May04 18:36 from The Slipped Disk
Sanitarium? NOOO! I HATE DIRT!
Jeeze?
Na, just lots of money.
86May04 19:27 from Gimly Gnarly
OK, I have a few questions I would like answered:
1) Why does the word 'schleggilemelch'
seem to have some deep, inner meaning
(most probably sexual) that I can't
find. 2) How does one go about starting one's
own religion (based on finding out
the secret of the schleggilemelch) 3) Is it true that the Ayatollah
screams
out 'schleggilemelch' during orgasam? 4) Why can't I think of the other 3
fucking questions based on that word
we've all come to know and love:
SCHLEGGILEMELCH
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hmmmm, well I hope someone can answer this...
Gim.
86May04 20:29 from Tom Hackerman
Well you sure picked the right room...
86May05 13:34 from Milo Phonbil
That's "Schlegelmilch" anyway, and transliterated from German, it means "milk
of the Schlegel".
Besides that, I can only think of the famous mobile home manufacturer...
86May06 19:54 from Gimly Gnarly
Very good Milo. Hmmmm, so now lets see if we can get one.
By the way:
Why do people TAKE a shit instead of LEAVING one?
Why do you have to PAY to use a FREEWAY?
Why do you DRIVE on a PARKWAY and PARK on a DRIVEWAY?
Its a mad,mad,mad,mad world....
Gim. PS-Drivel.
86May06 23:38 from Dirk Stanley
Or do we REALLY know that the earth rotates around the sun? Maybe the sun and
all of the other planets rotate around the earth!
Or who is the guy who stamps the little "m"'s on the m&m's??
Or who counts to make sure that there are an average of 16 chocolate chips
in every Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookie?
J'ever think about them?
86May07 0:09 from Tom Hackerman
Every day...
86May07 22:42 from John Doe
Who looks inside band-aid packages to make sure they are sterile? Also, what's
the point of guarenteeing sterility until you open it if you must open it to
use it?
86May07 23:02 from The Slipped Disk
Jeezuz! Have you all gone MAD!!!?![D
The ONLY way to validatie one's existence is with a fucking ICE PICK!
(Gaddamn Ice pick, does better than I do) and the ONLY way to destroy
communism is with Waldbaum's on your side. With Waldbaum's on your side the
world is a fucking PANCAKE!
Smash a Mailbox TODAY! And tell us why there aren't any Potato Chips left in
the Clam Bake of life....
Did you ever notice that floppy disks are hardly "Floppy"?
And did you ever notice that Magic Markers generally don't have any traits
that would indicate myticism in them?
FAMILIARITY breeds DISTRESS...
DESTRUCTION breeds LOVE...
TOOTHPASTE breeds GERMS...
DEMOCRACY breeds DECADENCE
LORNE GREENE breeds DOGS.
The Slipped Disk (99th Percentile!)
Say "They plump when you cook `em" without a phallic tangent.
86May08 6:48 from The Joker
Well, I smashed a mailbox, and it did absolutly nothing.
86May08 10:08 from Milo Phonbil
I'd rather they put the wrappers for soda straws on the INSIDE, because
that's the only part I'm going to be using anyway...
86May10 1:52 from The Slipped Disk
In reference to the Mailbox-Smashing Foob who feels it nesecary to examine the
fine points of my Superior Intelligence, KILL YOUR SISTYER!
Scrubbing Bubbles are the Key.
When I talk they listen to me.
Loving everthing I see,
Each and every one in the sea.
86May10 17:20 from The Joker
Superior no, insane quite possibly.
86May11 1:10 from The Slipped Disk
And yes, it's....
Crispy Crunchies are the best.
They make sounds inside your vest.
Serve them to unwanted guests.
Stuff your matress with the rest.
86May12 21:44 from The Slipped Disk
G O I N G T O Y A
G O I N G T O Y A
G O I N G T O Y A
G O I N G T O Y A
G O I N G T O Y A
GOING TO YA
going to ya
g.i.g .o .a
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. And into the eye of the needle we go.....
(Has anyone noticed that I can defeat Text-formatting? And I ain't telling
Ed how....)
The Slipped Disk?
86May12 23:22 from Dirk Stanley
Defeat text formatting? Why... Hmmm... Don't you have to defy the theory of
cubism and three-dimensional space to do that?
86May13 18:41 from Frank Roberts
chuckle chuckle
86May15 1:01 from Ed Hollywood
How? How do you defeat Text-formatting?
86May15 1:04 from Ed Hollywood
Hay... How did I get in here?
86May15 1:59 from The Datamaster
You simply do not use text formatting, and let the BBS do the work.
Which is what you are supposed to do in the first place.
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