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Msg#: 100 Rec'd Date: 02-17-94 06:15
From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
To: Aall @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
Subj: ANOTHER PYTHON IN THE BUS
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SO'S TO ALL OF YOU, WHEREVER YOU ARE, HERE'S ANOTHER LOVELY SELECTION FROM OUR
GOOD FRIEND...BRUCE!
ERIC THE HALF A BEE
Intro:Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader...
O.L: A-one, two, A-one two three four
(Piano-Introductory flourish)
Lead: (Sings to Piano Acompaniment)
Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee, has got to be,
Vis a vis its entity.
-D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
-Singing!...
All sing:
La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Lead:
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
All shout: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing:
Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Lead:
I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally.
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him, carnally.
All sing:He loves him carnally...
Lead:
Semi-carnally.
(Speaks)
The End.
Voice: Cyril Connally?
Lead: No, semi-carnally.
Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connally
(Ends with Elaborate Whistle)
COMPSER: ERIC IDLE
AUTHOR: ERIC IDLE/JOHN CLEESE
FROM MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989)
KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
... LOOK!! THE BLOODY CAT'S CHOKED ON LUPINS!!
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