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THE REAL PIRATES GUIDE VOLUME V
WRITTEN BY
RABID RASTA AND CTRL RESET
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THIS VERSION IS GOING TO BE SHORT AND
SWEET ...
REAL PIRATES ASK PERMISSION BEFORE
WRITING A SEQUEL TO A TEXT FILE.
CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES UNDERSTAND
THAT IF SOMEONE WRITES A FILE IT DOESN'T
GIVE OTHERS THE RIGHT TO CONTINUE IT.
REAL PIRATES AREN'T NAMED THE WHIP OR
RUN AN AE WITH A PASSWORD DHARMA.
CORROLARY :IF A REAL PIRATE RAN AN AE
WITH THE PASSWORD DHARMA HE WOULDN'T
ADMIT IT.
REAL PIRATES UNDERSTAND THAT IF A
PERSON DOESN'T HAVE A CAT, HE ISN'T
NECESSARILY A LOSER.
CORROLARY : JUST BECAUSE THE EQUIPMENT
ISN'T AS GOOD DOESN'T MEAN THE PERSON
IS A TOTAL LOOZE.
CORROLARY TO CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES
PLAN TO SELL THEIR MICROMODEMS TO GET
CATS.
REAL PIRATES UNDERSTAND THAT THE GAME
POPEYE WAS SOMEONES IDEA OF A JOKE.
CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES KNOW THAT
THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT IT WAS
GOOD ENOUGH TO DISTRIBUTE WAS DEFINATELY
A LOSER.
[MISC.]
REAL PIRATES DONT LISTEN TO FRANKIE GOES
TO HOLLYWOOD.
CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES WISH THAT
FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD WOULD STAY
THERE INDEFINATELY.
REAL PIRATES THINK THAT NAMING AN ELITE
BOARD OF WHICH THE SYSOP IS NAMED
FRANKIE "RELACS ///" IS THE DUMBEST
THING THEY HAVE EVER HEARD
REAL PIRATES DO NOT LISTEN TO NU WAVE,
MOD, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF FAGGIT
MUSIC, AND AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS.
CORROLARY: REAL PIRATES ARE NOT FAGS.
REAL PIRATES CAN SPOT A NETWORKS BBS 5
MILES AWAY AND WILL AVOID AT ALL COSTS
EXCEPT MAYBE TO CRASH IT.
REAL PIRATES ARE NOT NAMED : FISH MAN,
THE KEY, APPLE ADDICT, REDD SLAVER,
MERCURY MERCINARY, FRANKIE GOES TO
HOLLYWOOD OR THE LUMBERJACK.
REAL PIRATES ARE ON SPEC-ELITE AND DONT
CARE IF NOBODY PUBLICIZES THE NUMBER ON
THE CRACKS.
CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES WHO CRACK
UNDERSTAND THAT TO GIVE THE NUMBER
213-YOU-FOOL DOESN'T DO ANYONE ANY GOOD
AT ALL.
CORROLARY TO CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES
DONT QUOTE FRANKIE ON CRACKS.
REAL PIRATES KNOW WOPR ISN'T A
HAMBURGER.
CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES DONT POST WOPR
AFTER THEIR NAMES BECAUSE THE ONLY
PEOPLE WHO CARE ARE LOSERS WHO AREN'T ON
IT.
CORROLARY TO CORROLARY : ONLY TOTAL
LOSERS POST THE NUMBER TO WOPR AFTER
THEIR NAME SINCE IT HAS BEEN DOWN FOR
MORE THAN A MONTH.
CORROLARY: ONLY SUPER LOOZES LIKE THE
DATA LEECH (LOOZE) WOULD POST THEIR NAME
AFTER IT, BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY THING
HE HAS GOING FOR HIM.
WELL THAT CONCLUDES THIS GUIDE.. BE
WATCHING FOR A REAL PIRATES GUIDE VI..
HOPEFULLY WRITTEN BY ME .
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<C> 1985 UBANGI PUBLISHING-RABID RASTA
INC.
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