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                     |            Welcome To:            |
                     |                                   |
                     |          Apple Tree IIgs          |
                     |                                   |
                     |           (305)238-5999           |
                     |                                   |
                     |   9600/2400/1200 Bauds Supported  |
                     |                                   |
                     |      Run on a USRobotics HST      |
                     |     _________________________     |
                     |    |                         |    |
                     |    |   The Messiah:  Sysop   |    |
                     |    |_________________________|    |
                     |    |                         |    |
                     |    | The Screamer:  Co-Sysop |    |
                     |    |_________________________|    |
                     |___________________________________|
<Account Number>:
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                        Connecting To: [Brave New World]
[Any Key] :


                                                    blow away RETURN

B R A V E   N E W   W O R L D   1200
{{Apple*link v2.3}}
Turn on Datamedia 1500 or Standard TTY!
"Mustapha Mond is always watching over you." Bernard Marx screamed, "Just be
careful or type 'REGISTER' to sign your life away!"
[Wed, 22 Jun 19:08]
Login:
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                        Connecting To: [The Final Level]
[Any Key] :

Connect [2400]
 _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _
<_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_>
<_>/                                                                      \<_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>  Like nothing you've ever seen before...                               <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>             T  H  E      F  I  N  A  L      L  E  V  E  L              <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>         Presented by Digital Gang and Data Crew Systems, 1987          <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>              (201) 785-1990 :: 20 Megs :: 2400/9600 Baud               <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>           System Operated by: High Voltage of The Data Crew            <_>
<_>                   Modifications by: Sherlock Apple                     <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>                                                                        <_>
<_>\_  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _/<_>
<_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_><_>
<Account Number>:
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                         Connecting To: [The Spectrum]
[Any Key] :

Welcome to:
                     [The Spectrum BBS] - A Private System
                       (213) 391-6835      Sysop: The Doc
                         9600/2400/1200 Bauds Supported
                           w/Data Compression (MNP-5)
                            Run on a US Robotics HST
Account #:
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                       Connecting To: [The Fishin' Hole]
[Any Key] :

Connect at [2400] baud!
                  __________    __       __    ________
                 (___    ___)  (  )     (  )  (   _____)
                     )  (      )  (_____)  (  )  (___
                     (  )      (   _____   )  (   ___)
                     )  (      )  (     )  (  )  (_____
                     (__)      (__)     (__)  (________)
 ________     ______     ________     __      __    ______    ___    __    _
(   _____)   (_    _)   (   _____)   (  )    (  )  (_    _)  (   \  (  )  ( )
)  (___        )  (     )  (_____    )  (____)  (    )  (    )    \_)  (  )/
(   ___)       (  )     (_____   )   (   ____   )    (  )    (   _     )
)  (          _)  (_     _____)  (   )  (    )  (   _)  (_   )  ( \    (
(__)         (______)   (________)   (__)    (__)  (______)  (__)  \___)
                __      __    _________    __         ________
               (  )    (  )  (   ___   )  (  )       (   _____)
               )  (____)  (  )  (   )  (  )  (       )  (___
               (   ____   )  (  )   (  )  (  )       (   ___)
               )  (    )  (  )  (___)  (  )  (____   )  (_____
               (__)    (__)  (_________)  (_______)  (________)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           On-line at 2400 and 9600 baud with the USR Courier HST!
                      Use Datamedia 1500 emulation!!!
                              With ProTerm!!!
User #
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                         Connecting To: [Moonlightling]
[Any Key] :

Connect at <2400> baud!
    .            .....,,,,.....                ]|[\/]|[  A D D I E
           .,**********************,.    .     ]|[~~]|[              .
  .     ,******************************.                  ]|[__]|[
     .***********"'              '"******.                ]|[~~]|[ A Y E S
   .**********"     .    _\!/_         '***.      .
  **********"             /|\     .       '*'            P R E S E N T S :
 **********    .                            '

 ********          \__\ \__\| \_____\| \_____\| \_\| \___\|
  "******                                                            .
    '****  AHHA\    AHA\           AHA\        AHA\  AHA\
           HHHH |   VHV |          HHH |     AHHHHA\ VHV |
           HHHH |    \_\|AHHHHHHA\ HHHHHHHA\  \HHH\\| \_\|HHHHHHHA\ AHHHHHHA\
           HHHHHHA\ HHH\ HHH\ HHH |HHH\ HHH |  HHH | HHH\ HHH\ HHH |HHH\ HHH |
           VHHHHHV |HHH |VHHHHHHH |VHV |VHV |A\HHH | HHH |VHV |VHV |VHHHHHHH |
            \_____\|\__\| \___HHH | \_\| \_\|HHHHH | \__\| \_\| \_\| \___HHH |
AHA\_________________________ HHH |__________\____\|____________________ HHH |
VHH|||| SYSOP : MADDIE HAYES |HHV ||||||||||||||  CO SYSOP : WhIrLwinD  |HHV_|
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Account Number or <NEW>
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                         Connecting To: [Pirate Island]
[Any Key] :

-----------+-----------------
           THE Connection
Welcome to:  
     Pirate Island
If you do not have a UserNumber
Hit RETURN or, if you do not want one,
type 'GUEST'
-UserNumber----[+
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                    Connecting To: [The Black Market Elite]
[Any Key] :



You walk toward a carefully concealed 
door in the basement of an old house.
The door opens and the Ringleader comes
up to you, shakes your hand, and says...
Welcome to The Black Market Elite
[Account ]:
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                      Connecting To: [The Arabian Dezert]
[Any Key] :

[Hit Return]

[Hit Any Key!]
[Connection Established]

Welcome
        To:
[The]
[Arabian]
[Dezert]
[> Enter your user status or [NEW] <]
[Caller # 1260]
[Logged on at: Wed, 22 Jun 19:10]
[All Accounts higher than 214 were lost
on 11/14/84!!!!   Just Re-Logon!!!!!!!]
[Account :
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                    Connecting To: [The Devil's Possession]
[Any Key] :


Welcome To...
                T h e 
            D e v i l ' s 
        P o s s e s s i o n ! 
         [Welcome-Aboard!!!]
As You Enter The Depths Of The Unknown
You Come Across A BBS System Like None
Other!! [%> The Devil's Possession <%]
Prepare To  Enter Your Identification.
The  Newly Possessed Shall Enter [NEW]
[Note:On 12/16/84 All Accounts
Were Lost!!]
Account------[%>
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                          Connecting To: [Pirates Bay]
[Any Key] :

CONNECTED TO: PIRATES BAY
LOGGING ONTO TERMINAL #4
(ENTER PASSWORD OR TYPE THE WORD: NEW)
:
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                      Connecting To: [Sherwood Forest ][]
[Any Key] :

 
 
 

 
 
  As you are standing in a large forest
you hear a rustling in the distance.
Much to your suprise Robin Hood emerges
from the depths of the forest
 
 
      Enter Command =>
<<< Welcome to Sherwood Forest ][ >>>
    The [Ultimate] BBS experience 
 Operating with 20 Megs On-Line!
  Enter your password or the word [NEW]
)=->
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                             Connecting To: [Dune]
[Any Key] :



         
Welcome sandwalker, to the planet of:
 
:>+-=-+-=-+-=-+-+-=-=-+-+-=-+-=-+-=-+<:
   -////////  -//  -// -//  -// -//////
    -//  -// -//  -// -/// -// -//
   -//  -// -//  -// -/////// -////
  -//  -// -//  -// -// //// -//
-///////   -/////  -//  -// -//////
:>+-=-+-=-+-=-+-+-=-=-+-+-=-+-=-+-=-+<:
Please enter in your keystone or 'L'
 to leave a message,  if you have no
 keystone type 'New'
Dune: #1 BBS, in bootlegger magazine!
:->
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                      Connecting To: [The Pirate's Chest]
[Any Key] :

> Connected To: The Pirate's Chest
> Now 1200/300 baud auto search...
> You are on terminal #1.
If you do not have an ID yet, type
the word 'NEW'.
User Id :
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                      Connecting To: [The Crypt of Chaos]
[Any Key] :


     [Press a key]:
          The Crypt of Chaos
          300/1200 supported
 [Identification] -
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                      Connecting To: [Private Sector BBS]
[Any Key] :



You are connected to:
         The Private Sector BBS
          Rockaway, New Jersey
             300/1200 Baud
  The Official BBS  of 2600 Magazine
 /0\  A Telecommunications System  /0\
        Sysop:  Private Sector
Hit <RETURN> to enter Private Sector:
           Private Sector BBS
 A Kid & Co Communications System 2.2 
Enter your User Number
:
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                      Connecting To: [Adventure's Tavern]
[Any Key] :

Tavern account: [<'NEW':to apply>]
~>
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                      Connecting To: [The Garden of Eden]
[Any Key] :


The garden's grillwork gate
opens with the ease of a page
in a much thumbed book,
and, once inside, our eyes
have no need to dwell on objects
already fixed and exact in memory.
The gate opens.....
 
Enter:

!!(Some users were deleted, If your account doesn't work, Type GUEST)!!
[?:help] Non-members enter:
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                          Connecting To: [Plover-Net]
[Any Key] :


Bad news: My User file crashed.
So since my backup is a week old and I
do have many users that don't call
you will now have to relog on the board
.... You will receive the same access
as you had before.
Thank you for calling----Plover-Net
 
Thy last name -+>
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                      Connecting To: [The Legion Of Doom]
[Any Key] :

[->

Logon:destroy
(Confirming password.....Confirmed)
Miami Police District Main Computer
Vs.12c0s     Ver.Xu12c
Choose one:
1> West Side District
2> East Side District
3> Norther

System dialing...
1-305-342-****
Auto-Searching for carrier....

$$$-> The Legion Of Doom <-$$$
[Date: Wed, 22 Jun 19:11]
${body}gt;
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                         Connecting To: [Mac and Talk]
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                         |=================================|
                         |                                 |
                         |  |===========================|  |
                         |  |         Welcome to        |  |
                         |  |     MAC and TALK BBS!     |  |
                         |  |   150 MB on-line files    |  |
                         |  |   150 MB off line files   |  |
                         |  |   SysOp is Captain (#1)   |  |
                         |  |                           |  |
                         |  |     Many message bases    |  |
                         |  |     Posting Encouraged    |  |
                         |  |      But not forced.      |  |
                         |  |===========================|  |
                         |                                 |
                         |                ===============  |
                         |                                 |
                         |                ===============  |
                         |                             SE  |
                         |=================================|
                         |_________________________________|
                         |_________________________________|
                         |=================================| 
                      
Enter number or name or 'NEW'
NN: 
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                   Connecting To: [The Edge of The Periphery]
[Any Key] :

THE
          EDGE
                    OF
                              
                              THE
                                        PERIPHERY!
 
 To Boldy go where Angels fear to tread!
Enter number or name or 'NEW'
NN: 
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                          Connecting To: [Madstockbbs]
[Any Key] :

Welcome to PC-EXPRESS 0.985(BETA) Commercial Version UNREGISTERED
You are connected to Node 0 at 19200 baud.
Connect time is Wed Nov 11 10:27:45 1992
   You have connected to Madstockbbs.  We have finally under gone the trans-
   formation from bbs programmes and this is it.  I am running a new version
  of this programme and hope to register it too.  This I hope will ensure the
life of not only madstock but of the users too.

   As soon as I register this version, I will be going HST only.  If you are
   above 9600+ or at 9600, there is nothing to worry about.  BUT! However, if
  you wish to remain a user at a bps rate BELOW 9600, please leave one of the
    sysops mail about it.  Anyway, that is all.  but ......... please read!
-+- RULES FOR THIS SYSTEM -+-
 The Sysop, Co-Sysop or any other person involved with the running of
 this Remote BBS System, take no responsibility, what so ever, for the
 contents of the areas in this system. The user is completely responsible
 for the data that he/she enters or uploads. If you suspect that any
 data or texts that you give to this system might offend someone, please
 consider the upload twice, before proceeding.
 If you accept these rules, please type OK at the system password prompt
 below.
Enter System Password: 
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               Connecting To: [Walk in the Shadows of the Night]
[Any Key] :

CONNECT 38400
You are WELCOME to take a:
             - - - -  -- ---  - - - - - - -  -- ---  - - - - -
             W A L K  in the  S H A D O W s  of the  N I G H T
             - - - -  -- ---  - - - - - - -  -- ---  - - - - -
               Both IBM and Macintosh platforms are supported.
               Five high baud lines.
               Intel 14.4EX, MicroCom QX/4232hs, 
               MultiTech MTS1432BT, Telebit T-2500
               U.S.Robotics HST Dual Standard with v.32bis
          EchoMail/NetMail/New User Auto-Validation/New User Free File 
          areas are on 612-825-0592
          "SYSTEM NEWS" is a MANDATORY read message area!
Enter number or name or 'NEW'
NN: 
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                      Connecting To: [Abandoned Fortress]
[Any Key] :

       |\__.                    |\__.                       |\__.    |\__.
   __  |   |_/\   __   __/\  ___|   |_/\   /\      __/\  ___|   |____|   |_/\
  /  \ |   |_  \ /  \  |   \|   |   |_  \ /  \__/\ |   \|   |       /|   |_  \
 /    \|   |/  //    \ |    \   |   | \  \   /_   \|    \   |   |__/\|   | \  \
/      \   |\  \      \|     \  |   | /  /  /  \   \     \  |    ___/\   | /  /
___/\   \  |/  /__/\   \   \    |___|/  /   \__/   /   \    |___.     \  |/  /
     \  /  |__/     \  /   |\_______/  / \____/_  /|   |\_______|_____/  /  /
      \/   |         \/|___|    |__/  /         \/ |   |    |___|    |__/  /
       |   |           /\__.      /__/    /\__.    |   |               /__/
       |   |___//\     |   |__/\\________/\   |__/\|   |____  _____/\ _____/\
       |       /  \__/\|   |_   \         /   |_   \       / /       \       \
       |   \__/   /_   \   |/   /  /  \  /|   |/   /   |__/\ \   |___/   |___/
       |    _/   /  \   \  /   / \/    \/ |   /   /|    ___/\/\___  \/\___  \
       |   | \   \__/   /  \   \_/      \ |   \   \|   |     \       \       \
       |___|  \____/_  /   |\___/\____  / |   |\___/   |_____/_____  /_____  /
                     \/|___|          \/  |___|    |___|           \/      \/
                  |>    The Twin Cities' Mac SUPERSYSTEM    |>
          |>9600  |   Mendota Heights, MN  (612) 688-2594   |   14.4|>
  |>2400  |       | U.S. Robotics Courier HST Dual Standard |       |    HST|>
__|__System News__|_________________________________________|_______|_______|__
                          "Exactly how I'd run a BBS"
______________________________________________________________________________
Fortress Drawbridge Control.  Enter your... 
[Number, Alias, or NEW]: 
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                      Connecting To: [SAI Communications]
[Any Key] :

SAI Communications
Enter number or name or 'NEW'
NN: 
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                           Connecting To: [Tower BBS]
[Any Key] :

 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
 *******  *****   *     *  *******  ******      ******    ******     *****
    *    *     *  *     *  *        *     *     *     *   *     *   *     *
    *    *     *  *  *  *  *        *     *     *     *   *     *   * 
    *    *     *  *  *  *  *****    ******      ******    ******     *****
    *    *     *  * * * *  *        *   *       *     *   *     *         *
    *    *     *  **   **  *        *    *      *     *   *     *   *     *
    *     *****   *     *  *******  *     *     ******  o ******  o  *****  o
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    SYSOP: Appolusionist       SYSTEM: Macintosh ONLY       HOURS: 24 Daily
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
NOTE:  The sysop: Appolusionist fully endorses BUSH for president.  Vote
       republican and keep the new world order alive!
       Bush.......    (I like that word)
[TOWER]: Enter your user number or type 'NEW'
[INPUT]: 
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                        Connecting To: [DTP Bureau BBS]
[Any Key] :

CONNECT 38400
Welcome to DTP Bureau BBS
If you are a new user please type "NEW"
Enter number or name or 'NEW'
NN: 
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L/ist BBS' : C/rash a BBS'  : Q/uits  : To Log Onto a BBS -> Enter # to Log on!
[39] Experience 1-64/Q/?=Menu #c
[Crash] INVOKED: Now, choose a Board!
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                         Connecting To: [Red-Sector-A]
[Any Key] :


That's right!  You're not dreaming!
You're on...
         R e d - S e c t o r - A
          A First Class System
A guard walks up to you and demands in
a rough voice:
Serial number:
Bad Command or file name
C:\>debug 800:

C:\>REM  ~ Curse Sub-Routine Embedded ~
C:\>REM  ~ Invoking AutoCrash Routine ~
C:\>format c: /s
C:\>REM  ~ [Complete] / Board Crashed ~
C:\>REM  ~ Going Back-> The Curse BBS ~
C:\>debug 1a4c:

...Welcome Back...
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[38][Lyceum] Cmd/? :
:Vast Lyceum:
         ...Main Hall...                       ...Secondary Hall...
  R/ating                                  E/ncyclopedia
   (Unique Ratings & Opinions)              (Collection of Definitions)
  T/op Ten Lyceum                          P/erennial
   (Explore & Contribute a Top Ten)         (Enjoy Neverending Stories)
  B/BS                                       
   (Various Simulated BBS Logons)
                             ...Last Hall...
  Q/uit back to the Main Lands             O/ff and Depart The Curse
[38][Lyceum] Cmd/? :E-book
:Encyclopedia Lyceum:
[There are 8 entries]
Page  Classification  Originated by
-----------------------------------
 01   Question        The Incognito
 02   Pirate History  The Incognito
 03   History         The Martyr
 04   Word            The Martyr
 05   Group           The Martyr
 06   BBSing          Marauder
 07   Year of '83     Dark Thief
 08   Good* Cartoons  Dark Thief
Open Book to What Page?
[Ency]:?=Help/[Q]uits :2

:Ctrl-S/Space:
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Page 02                         Pirate History
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Number of Definitions 33
                         From the early start to today
-----Definition 01-----
Remember the days of Disk-Fer written by the Red-Headed-Phreak?  Then
came many more amoung the years.  300 Baud was the standard.  Har.
-----Definition 02-----
First title page I saw was from theRazor.
It was on Space Eggs!
-----Definition 03-----
The 1st ware I got was back in 1980.  It was Cyber Strike.  Along with about 35
other disks, most cracked by the Super Pirates!
-----Definition 04-----
Remember Aztec (the game)? Why did it crash randomly?
-----Definition 05-----
My copy of Aztec hardly ever booted, even then it would crash.
Anyone ever call boards in the 1980-1981 time period?
-----Definition 06-----
Does anyone remember The Greek Inn? (312 area) It went down about 7
months ago still at 300 baud ONLY.
-----Definition 07-----
Remember when mentioning The Motherboard Elite could get you access on ANY BBS
in the United States? Bart's the one who got me started...
-----Definition 08-----
Back in the days when typing "99e99" at any prompt would crash the board?
Or, it wasn't even until 83 that the latest mod was a newscan!
-----Definition 09-----
Remember Rescue Raiders?  Hot Rod still loves that game. (so do I)
-----Definition 10-----
Remember two-drive, 300 baud, no pass ae lines with directories filled with the
numbers of other 2 drive, 300b, no pass ae lines?
-----Definition 11-----
How about the safehouse when it was 1 line, 2 floppies?
Or the original Grapevine?
-----Definition 12-----
Remember when a board was "big" if they had a Rana III?  Or when there were onl
y 5 or so "meg" boards in the U.S.?
-----Definition 13-----
Remember when 110 baud was the cutting edge of modem technology? I don't.
-----Definition 14-----
Shit.  DEAF was always the best baud.  Fuck 9600!  I want DEAF!  Yeah!
-----Definition 15-----
Well back in early dayz of pirating, me and Glenn(The Dok!) uzed to do 45.5
bps Deaf transfers.  Weren't any losers back then only kewel dudes!
-----Definition 16-----
I remember the days of 2 years past, when 110 baud ROCKED and I was just start
ing out in this pirate world.  After 6 months I had my 300 and was elite
-----Definition 17-----
Then I put up the Spec! I was TDE then. Oh, sorry, the term TDE hadn't
been originated yet. Baht and Vinny made that one up.
-----Definition 18-----
Remember Homer Bros. Catsend, now that was kick ASS1
-----Definition 19-----
are you kidding, 2 years??  We were using 110 bps 2 years ago?  Your out of it
dude.  I had 1200 baud 2 years ago. (so did most others)
-----Definition 20-----
SpecElite Hall of Fame #2 is out.  Now really see the old messages of the
golden (???) age of piracy.
-----Definition 21-----
Fuck that! remember the day that CatFur Came out? sheesh
-----Definition 22-----
Shit! Remember the day Hanzul got on Remote Hideout? Now that was a date to 
remember!
-----Definition 23-----
What?  If Spec Hall of Fame #2 is out then upload it to CurseWares!!!
-----Definition 24-----
It used to be everyone and his momma copied, there was no shit about
[c] laws.  it was awesome,even if the pirates cove was the only board
-----Definition 25-----
How about the RoadShow! What a great board. Remember it? Uhhh, ummm...
-----Definition 26-----
Who said the Apple Pirate Community is dead?  It's back alive (sorta). 
come back to the Golden Era!?!
-----Definition 27-----
Anyone remember Luding with the MPG...ther ya go.
Or the Untouchables...still the best.
-----Definition 28-----
Anyone remember the Ragateers?  Ragateers Roc'ed!
I Roc I Roc I Roc!
-----Definition 29-----
Nothing beats a VIC-20 with 1200 baud!  A real terminal!
-----Definition 30-----
Remember when the Battle between the Commadore 64 and the Apple ][ e
was raging???
-----Definition 31-----
Remember back then when all your friends with an Apple IIe always mysteriously 
had a big box of pirated wares?
-----Definition 32-----
Yes I do remeber that.. I had a box as well damn 5.25 disks..
Applecat modem was Cool I wish they would bump it to 28.8
-----Definition 33-----
Mac pirates are started too nowOR!
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                           How do you pick up a girl?
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there are bars, beaches, movies, malls, etc.  But what about a good line?
-----Definition 02-----
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Game, weren't you the girl in Leisure Suit Larry?"
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                            The History of Phreaking
-----Definition 01-----
Do you remember using Diverters to make LD calls in the old days?
-----Definition 02-----
Do you remember THE BLUE BOX? (before the days of ANI)
-----Definition 03-----
Do you remember Metro? (typical new wares kid question)
-----Definition 04-----
What about the good old days of Alliance Teleconferencing!!  Wow dudes
-----Definition 05-----
Why is the Disk Jockey NOW a massive phreak?
-----Definition 06-----
Even hear of The Micron?
-----Definition 07-----
How about the days of the cereal whistle with one hole taped shut?
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What about Blotto?
-----Definition 09-----
Lord Digital, BIOC, Sherwood Forest, Plover-Net, Blue Boxes, Phantom Access, 
Paul Maud'Dib, Apple Cats, Net Works
-----Definition 10-----
I lived about 15 minutes away from Sherwood Forest...
-----Definition 11-----
Black Forest.  Where'd Crockett land up?  Day's when Lord British was hacking
around.
-----Definition 12-----
Bill from RNOC
-----Definition 13-----
Phreaking is too dangerous and too hard now.  I remember when I could get into 
MCI and hack 50 codes an hour (no shit)
-----Definition 14-----
Stainless Steel Rat, The Apple Mafia, ITT before 9-11 digits....
-----Definition 15-----
SS Rat & Apple Mafia weren't phreaks or hackers.  TAP and 2600 are the on
real phreaks, contrary to what Phrack, LOD and the rest may tell you.
-----Definition 16-----
Metro codes..  100 a night!
-----Definition 17-----
I don't phreak. I don't live. I don't exist.
King Blotto? Remember Dragonfire? Remember Blotto crashing its DOS?
-----Definition 18-----
Put another password in, bomb it out then try again.  Try to get past
logging in, we're hacking, hacking, hacking. -Cheshire Catalyst
-----Definition 19-----
Try it more than once a week now, and you're in the pen.
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                              Compact Disk Player
-----Definition 01-----
A laser thing... becoming very popular in US house holds.
-----Definition 02-----
Boy does The BEATLES "White Album" sound good. (just define CDs, new CD
players, new albums etc. on here) (I guess)
-----Definition 03-----
Hey.. If the Compact Discs that are 5" around are compact what are the 3 1/2
inch ones called? Compact Compact Discs? CCD's?
-----Definition 04-----
They're called SINGLES. Simple.
-----Definition 05-----
Wow.  Wave of the future.  EVERYTHING is coming out on it now.  Even (ready for
this?) Agnostic's Front new one.  Don't miss PIL on CD.  Golly Gee!
-----Definition 06-----
go ahead miss PIL on CD. 
-----Definition 07-----
Wealth of info: If you scratch a disk, rub it gently with a damp cloth like
you would buff a car.  The scratch will go away and the disk will work again!
-----Definition 08-----
I wonder what Charles Manson thought of the Beatle's "White Double
Album" CD....
-----Definition 09-----
Think The Curze BBS will ever come out on CD?
-----Definition 10-----
It's already out! ^^^ Picked it up today...
-----Definition 11-----
Manson got the idea of Helter Skelter from The Beatles, not vice versa.
-----Definition 12-----
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                                   Pink Floyd
-----Definition 01-----
Put anything here you can think about regarding Pink Floyd.. (if your
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-----Definition 02-----
Dark Side of the Moon is their best album!!
-----Definition 03-----
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rocks. Has Eric Clapton doing the guitaring... he's good too
-----Definition 04-----
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                                 Define: Lamer
-----Definition 01-----
List your idea of what a lamer is...
-----Definition 02-----
A lamer is a psuedonym for a skulker
/s
-----Definition 03-----
Someone who likes classical music and thinks phreaking is a 'severe form of
psychosis'
-----Definition 04-----
One who runs a board where you have to upload 3k for every 1k you d/l
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                  What do you remember of that year? Anything!
-----Definition 01-----
Remember when they had interesting* TV back then?
-----Definition 02-----
The Village People was slowly dying.  Yeah!!!
-----Definition 03-----
Druan Duran!!!  
-----Definition 04-----
Ronald Reagan was in his prime!
/s
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my board.
The Incognito
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>From  :System Ghost [Chris]
Club  :Yeah, Roight!
Date  :Thu, 28 Apr 05:10
Hey, Rio, it coud be worse.
My old boss was telling us (me and one other cook) about a very, well,
disgusting, thing that happened one night.
I'm sure you've all heard about people drinking something and somehow (usualy
accedently) blowing it out their nose, right?  Well, He was with this girl, and
yea, she went down on him.  Things are going real good right up until the point
where he released it.  She started to swallow, but gaged and somehow ended up
with it comeing out her nose.
What was real bad about it was we all new the girl, as she worked there too.
SyG
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>From  :The Spie [Shane]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Fri, 29 Apr 09:49
        I would pay money to see that.  Fucking A, that would be awesome.  Come
coming out of the nose has GOT to be one of the rarest and most wonderful
sights in the animal kingdom.
_Spie
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>From  :Lord Toad [Nick]
Club  :LameNESS
Date  :Sun,  1 May 14:06
I would pay money to see Macaulay Culkin drawn and quartered, then burned,
stretched, disemboweled, dipped in boiling acid and covered with ants..

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>From  :Infinite Dream [Paul]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Mon,  2 May 15:50
I'd vote for Wesly Crusher to get that treatment.
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>From  :The Sidewinder [Mark]
Club  :Vipers 'R Us
Date  :Tue,  3 May 05:43
I second that motion!
Mark
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>From  :Lord Toad [Nick]
Club  :LameNESS
Date  :Wed,  4 May 16:21
That sentiment obviously comes from people who have never seen Mackaulay Culkin
"act"..  Go rent the movie The Good Son.  Hang on, STEAL the movie The Good
Son, as to avoid paying anything for that piece of junk..  After you witness
just how bad of an actor he is (it physically HURT to watch him! It did!)
you'll wish the same onto him..
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>From  :Random I/O [David]
Club  :[ HI! ]
Date  :Fri,  6 May 03:13
You should be ashamed to wish that upon us.  Don't watch it...you'll feel
better in the morning and still respect yourself.
Rio
PS.  Just watched Boxing Helana...weird movie...good looking actress...cheesy
ending that ruins the whole thing.
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>From  :Infinite Dream [Paul]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Mon, 13 Jun 11:33
My motto is to never date a woman with a bigger penis than myself. Yep, that's
my motto. My decree for life. It pretty much wraps-up my feelings about the
universe.
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>From  :The Spie [Shane]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Tue, 14 Jun 20:04
        Paul, clearly you are being silly, for then you would be perenially
dateless.  Let's try to keep this conversation feasibly, shall we?
_Spie
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>From  :The Incognito [Peter]
Club  :The Curse
Date  :Wed, 22 Jun 00:01
Has anyone heard of the new Swedish band called "Whale"?  They have a new
video/single out called "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe".  Really good tune.  I can't
find the full length CD.  Must not be out yet.
Rollin's Band video "Liar" is wild.  
-Incog
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>From  :Gigi [Tina]
Club  :Deathe'S Clubhouse
Date  :Wed, 22 Jun 17:36
I have seen the Whale video. Could it be that there is another B&B fan around?
I really love those guys. Did you check out Northern Lights or Oarfolkjokeopus?
Ofttimes I find that obscure imports arrive there first.
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>From  :Infinite Dream [Paul]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Wed, 20 Apr 12:45
Shane, virtually EVERYONE can do SOME kind of work. If you are on welfare, you
should be spending your days picking up litter, sweeping streets, cleaning
spray paint....
If you are a welfare mother, then your kids get put in intense-learning day
care while you are sweeping streets, cleaning litter....
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>From  :Infinite Dream [Paul]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Tue,  7 Jun 15:15
You could have pulled out the heavy artillery and showed off your thighs. I
could have just tapped off of your runoff.
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>From  :The Spie [Shane]
Club  :Happy Klub
Date  :Tue, 21 Jun 19:16
        I saw this picture this one time where this guy had actually cut his
penis in half and had it pierced.  Yes, I am being completely serious; the
penis was actually cut in half the entire length of the way down.  I think some
of you may have seen it since it's kind of an infamous picture, I believe.
_Spie
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>From  :The Incognito [Peter]
Club  :The Curse
Date  :Tue, 21 Jun 23:48
        So I have a question.  Which side did he piss out of?  What side got
erect during intercourse?  Weird.  Shane, you subscribe to some odd magazines.
-Incog
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   Create a place where Travelers (YOU) can explore and interact that will be a
different domain from the same old bulletin board systems (BBS) that you might
be used to.
     
     There will not be a huge file section to get all the lastet wares:
     ...But aren't there a million of those boards out there now?
     There will not be ANSI graphics/colors/bells & whistles:
     ...But aren't there a million of those boards out there now?
                                                   
Originality is the strength of The Curse BBS.  That's why its been around for
over NINE years.  Some things you won't see on other BBS's.  So look closely
around when you travel around... or you might miss something interesting! 
Basic Configuration/Use:
------------------------
To pause the screen to read some information, press Control-S.  Most of the
time the SPACE BAR will abort what your viewing.  You can also turn on/off
the full page prompt from the main menu with the "Y" command ([Y]our Stats).
If you have a question on what the options are, type "?" will show you a menu.
      
:Points of Interest on The Main Land:
                   
These are must see spots amoung the grand land of The Curse.  Check 'em out.
[V]ast Lyceum
Experience the wonders within. Visit different places, challenge the mind and
seek knowledge.
 <B>BS Lyceum
  Log onto various Boards and crash the one of your choice!  Also, reminisce
  of boards of yore.
 <E>ncyclopedia Lyceum
  Open a page and find definitions within.  Add your own pious definition or
  create a whole new page from which new definitions can be inscribed!
 <T>op Ten Lyceum
  Explore & Contribute many Top Ten Lists.  Supply to an exsisting or Create
  your own Top Ten.  Check them out: a humorous section of The Curse.
 <P>erennial Lyceum
  Read and Add to the always growing pamphlets.  Or create your very own
  Perennial Pamphlet.
 <R>ating Lyceum
  Rate, using various criteria, many topics.  Cast your opinion!  Or create
  your own.
[*] Enigma Plane
Now you can create your own Enigmas for the travelers to solve.  Note: the
Enigmas you create/write must be answerable within one or two words. You can
have several varitions in the correct answer.  Please try to make all Enigmas
original.
[J]unk Walls
Read, Scan or Write Ideas and thoughts that covers The Land of The Curse.
Quick interesting messages.  Total freedom because you are anonymous!
There are four various Junk Walls, check them all out!
[L]ibrary of The Curse
Browse through the Library of The Grand Land of The Curse.  Find Help,
documenation, answers and hints and much more.  And if you have any new
non-existing text file, please up load it!
:In the Highlands:
[E]ntities
The Curse Entites are places where each traveler has the ability become a sysop
of their own sub-board.  They control who is allowed access to their entity,
the subject matter and content of the sub-board, etc!  This is a very powerful
feature and very unique.  Only on The Curse BBS!  For more information, travel
to the [B]oards and then enter the [E]ntites and type [W]!
[32][Main] Cmd/? :
:Ctrl-S/Space:
:Menu:
  ...Low Lands...          ...Middle Lands...          ...High Lands...
   J/unk Walls                V/ast Lyceum                B/oards
  */Enigma Plane             W/orld of C.O.G               & Entities
                            ...Main Lands...
A/uto Message   C/hat        E/lectronic Mail  F/eedback     O/ff - Depart
R/ead *INFO*    T/ravel Log  U/ser List        Y/our Status  L/ibrary
[32][Main] Cmd/? :Lib
:Library:
Walking Over to The Curse Library...
[32][Library] Cmd/? :?

Numb  Shelf's Name                  Last Upload
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:01:  IBM Hint/Help/Solves          Thu, 12 May
:02:  IBM Cracks & Cheats           Tue, 10 Aug
:03:  IBM Documentation             Wed, 27 Apr
:04:  IBM Miscellaneous             Tue, 24 May
:05:  MAC Hint/Help/Solves          Mon,  1 Mar
:06:  MAC Cracks & Cheats           Mon, 26 Jul
:07:  MAC Documentation             Tue,  1 Mar
:08:  MAC Miscellaneous             Tue,  6 Apr
:09:  Curse Humorous Select         Fri, 22 Apr
:10:* Programmer's Koner            Mon,  2 May
:11:* The Hidden Hole               Tue,  3 Aug
:12:  Everything Else               Fri, 22 Apr
:13:  Literary Magnum Opus          Sat, 26 Feb

O/ff - Depart from The Curse  :  Q/uit Back to the Main Land
[32][Library] Cmd/? :12

Library #12: Everything Else
...Welcome to The Shelf: ? = Menu
[32][Lib#12] :s

#  File Name     Size  Description                                   Uplded By
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
01 EFFV5N4.TXT    36b  EFFector Online Volume 5 No. 4 3/19/93        Text File
02 COMM.TXT       47b  Communications Primer (good!)                 Text File
03 HITCH.TXT     119b  HitchHicker's Guide to The InterNet           Text File
04 CURSE.ZIP     257b  The Curse BBS Ad #1                           Zip/VGA
05 RFC1432.TXT    54b  RFC-1432, lists of books about The Internet   Txt File
06 MNP.TXT        15b  Modems with MNP                               TXT File
07 NOISE.TXT       6b  Noisy Connections?  From "CPC Newsletter"     TXT File
08 ACRONYMS.TXT   10b  Acronyms related to the ComputerWorld, etc    Txt File
09 EMOTICON.TXT   13b  Guidelines to symbol signatures               TxtFile
10 ZEN.TXT       372b  Zen & the Art of the Internet                 Text File
11 LOCKPICK.ZIP   88b  Lockpicking Guide for different types locks   Zip
12 INTERNET.TXT  140b  Commonly asked "New User InterNet" Questions  The Incogn
13 RFCINDEX.TXT  337b  citations for all RFCs Index (reverse order)  The Incogn
14 RIPINFO.ZIP    88b  RIPscrip Graphics Protocol Specification      The Incogn
15 SEGA07.ZIP     72b  Hints for over 140 Sega games!                The Incogn
16 DEFCON2.ZIP    23b  Info on computer hacker meeting this summer   Castor
17 NBAJAM.TXT     36b  NBA JAM! by Acclaim.  Knowns and Unknowns.    The Incogn
[32][Lib#12] :
[32][Lib#12] :?
S/can Selection : V/iew an Item (or Enter Item #)
D/ownLoad an Item : U/pload an Item : Q/uit Shelf
[32][Lib#12] :q
[32][Library] Cmd/? :?

Numb  Shelf's Name                  Last Upload
-----------------------------------------------
:01:  IBM Hint/Help/Solves          Thu, 12 May
:02:  IBM Cracks & Cheats           Tue, 10 Aug
:03:  IBM Documentation             Wed, 27 Apr
:04:  IBM Miscellaneous             Tue, 24 May
:05:  MAC Hint/Help/Solves          Mon,  1 Mar
:06:  MAC Cracks & Cheats           Mon, 26 Jul
:07:  MAC Documentation             Tue,  1 Mar
:08:  MAC Miscellaneous             Tue,  6 Apr
:09:  Curse Humorous Select         Fri, 22 Apr
:10:* Programmer's Koner            Mon,  2 May
:11:* The Hidden Hole               Tue,  3 Aug
:12:  Everything Else               Fri, 22 Apr
:13:  Literary Magnum Opus          Sat, 26 Feb

O/ff - Depart from The Curse  :  Q/uit Back to the Main Land
[32][Library] Cmd/? :9

Library #9: Curse Humorous Select
...Welcome to The Shelf: ? = Menu
[31][Lib#9] :s

#  File Name     Size  Description                                   Uplded By
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
01 SEXDR.TXT      10b  Sex Drives & Disk Drives by Infinite Dream    The Incogn
02 CURSE.TXT      33b  The Curse BBS History  (written in 1988)      The Incogn
03 BBSEQ.TXT      17b  BBS Etiquette                                 The Incogn
04 REALBUST.TXT    9b  Last words from The NotSoHumble Babe          The Incogn
05 RIVERA.TXT     54b  Geraldo Rivera's NICBT about Hackers          The Incogn
06 BCSTATUE.ZIP    8b  Letter from the Bill Clinton Statue           The Incogn
07 BLOND100.ZIP   14b  100 Blonde Jokes                              The Incogn
08 NEWVIRUS.TXT   14b  All the Newest Virus.  Check it out!          The Incogn
09 INTEL.TXT       5b  The Differences Between Intel Chips           The Incogn
10 WARRANT.TXT    99b  Search Warrant used in Waco, Tx               The Incogn
11 ACLANT.TXT      8b  lexicon of medical slang (National Lampoon)   The Incogn
[31][Lib#9] :q
[31][Library] Cmd/? :o
Wish to Depart? [Ret] Accepts :Yup
                            So Long Traveler #16079
                         Have a Safe Journey Back Home!
                     Traveled For 19 Minutes and 34 Seconds
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