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            NeMeSiS CyBeRpUnK E-ZiNe Issue #2 December 2014
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            <font color="#ffddff"><br>
            </font><font color="#ff99ff"><font color="#ffddff">The Order
                OF THE SHADOW WOLF IS</font> N</font><font
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              operate anymore, thats <br>
              because I kinda forgot to renew the name or pay it or
              something....its not that<br>
              important we will just put it on
              http://www.legowelt.org/cyberzine from now on!<br>
              There you can also find the 1st issue in glorious green
              monochrome.<br>
              That also means the editor@shadowwolf.net email is gone,
              if you have an article<br>
              you know where to find me.<br>
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              2???!?!<br>
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              I N D E X<br>
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              2. News From Intergalactic FM Radio<br>
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              3. The Great Mono-Poly Interview<br>
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              4. Latest Ball Lightning Theories<br>
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              6. Hong Kong's Electro Trash Hunt<br>
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              8. Xenology 101: A Guide To Greys<br>
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              10. The Occult Orientated Crime Album<br>
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              11. Psychoactive Properties Of Garlic<br>
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              12. Behringer BSY600 Bass Synthesizer Review<br>
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              13. Behind The Scenes Of Relics Of The Past<br>
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              Consciousness<br>
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              15. New Words For U<br>
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              <br>
              "The Urbino Mirror Experiment, an occult home adventure"<br>
              <br>
              Here is an astonishing mysterious experiment you can do
              with just a mirror<br>
              and a dim light. In the Urbino mirror experiment you sit
              or stand<br>
              before a mirror, starring at your own reflection for some
              time. After a few<br>
              minutes your reflection will transform into the face of
              someone or something<br>
              else! Another person, someone you might know, an ancestor,
              an archetypical <br>
              face, an animal, a demon or magic creature...or something
              even weirder!<br>
              <br>
              Reality falls apart, the true nature of the very self
              becomes questionable,<br>
              do you even exist? Are you just some kind of vaporous
              hologram of which<br>
              reality and proof we can only behold in a mirror? Does the
              fabric of reality <br>
              short circuit in some kind of weird glitch loop because
              you are watching <br>
              yourself which is not really yourself?<br>
              <br>
              This strange phenomenon has been used since the earliest
              of times by <br>
              sorcerers, witches, clairvoyants and fortune tellers in
              magick practices.<br>
              It has only recently, in 2010,&nbsp; been scientificly
              studied by dr. Giovanni<br>
              Caputo from the university of Urbino in Italy, hence the
              name "URBINO <br>
              MIRROR EXPERIMENT".<br>
              <br>
              This experiment might be scary, some people experienced
              seeing monstrous<br>
              beings and felt quite disturbed aftwerwards.<br>
              <br>
              What you need:<br>
              ................<br>
              A dark room<br>
              <br>
              A mirror - Dr. Giovanni Caputo suggests a mirror at least
              50 by 50 cm, <br>
              (that would be 19 by 19 inches) but I guess a smaller one
              will do also.<br>
              <br>
              A dim light - Giovanni suggests a 25W incandescent light,
              but you probably<br>
              can try candles, LED's too or something.<br>
              <br>
              Thats all you need...Place the light behind you,
              preferably on a lower level<br>
              then the mirror. Sit before the mirror with a distance of
              40 centimeters&nbsp;&nbsp; <br>
              (about 15-16 inches). Gaze for a couple of minutes at your
              own reflection and<br>
              if everything should go as planned you will experience the
              strange face <br>
              transformations.<br>
              <br>
              <br>
              Schematic drawing of the experiment:</font><br>
            <br>
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              |&nbsp; |&nbsp; |</font><br>
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                &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#ffff00"> _
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                &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; /&nbsp; = &nbsp; &nbsp;
                &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; | &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; |
                &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ===== <br>
                &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; / \ &nbsp; &nbsp;
                &nbsp;&nbsp; </font></font><br>
            <font color="#ffffff"><br>
              <br>
              <font color="#33ccff">Experiment with different colors of
                light and sound. Research if certain <br>
                music or frequencies have different effects on the
                transforming reflections.</font><br>
              <br>
              <font color="#339999">Scientific Explanation<br>
                So what did Dr.Giovanna Caputo find out during this
                experiment? Well nothing<br>
                much except that it is a real experience and that there
                is not really a <br>
                conclusive scientific explenation of what is going on.
                We simply don't know<br>
                enough of neuroscience or how the brain works yet to
                understand. There are <br>
                however some theories Dr.Caputo hinted at, which you can
                read in his report of<br>
                the experiment, in pdf file <a target="_blank"
                  href="http://www.perceptionweb.com/abstract.cgi?id=p6466">http://www.perceptionweb.com/abstract.cgi?id=p6466</a></font><br>
              <br>
              <br>
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                <br>
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color="#33ff33">MONO-POLY AND THE ART OF NOODLING<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Hidden
                                                          somewhere in
                                                          the shadow of
                                                          the brand new
                                                          colossal
                                                          cathedral-esque
                                                          <br>
                                                          Rotterdam
                                                          Central
                                                          Station there
                                                          is a cosy room
                                                          with probably
                                                          one of the <br>
                                                          most amazing
                                                          collections of
                                                          modular synths
                                                          in Holland…or
                                                          maybe even
                                                          europe…<br>
                                                          maybe even the
                                                          world. It is
                                                          the modular
                                                          synthesizer
                                                          studio of
                                                          Dennis <br>
                                                          Verschoor,
                                                          better known
                                                          by his artist
                                                          names
                                                          Mono-Poly and
                                                          Zond3. <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          In his
                                                          windowless
                                                          sweaty modular
                                                          synthesizer
                                                          studio he
                                                          drones away on
                                                          <br>
                                                          countless new
                                                          and ancient
                                                          machines. Some
                                                          dating from
                                                          the very
                                                          earliest <br>
                                                          pioneering
                                                          times of
                                                          electronic
                                                          music. Endless
                                                          Infinite loops
                                                          of ever <br>
                                                          changing&nbsp;
                                                          sounds,
                                                          bleeps,
                                                          drones…from
                                                          dreamy
                                                          ethereal pads
                                                          to harsh <br>
                                                          industrial
                                                          noise. He has
                                                          released a
                                                          number of
                                                          albums on
                                                          various labels
                                                          <br>
                                                          such as
                                                          the&nbsp; cult
                                                          Japanese
                                                          Doppelgänger
                                                          records, based
                                                          around the
                                                          Japanese<br>
                                                          avant garde
                                                          dark ambient
                                                          scene of
                                                          Koichi
                                                          Watanabe and
                                                          Seiji Nagai. <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Miles of wires
                                                          are
                                                          intertwined on
                                                          the modular
                                                          synths, wires
                                                          that remind us
                                                          <br>
                                                          of endless
                                                          infinite
                                                          threads of
                                                          noodles.
                                                          Dennis calls
                                                          himself
                                                          jokingly "chef
                                                          <br>
                                                          noodle"
                                                          sometimes,
                                                          like the
                                                          muppet's
                                                          swedish chef
                                                          cooking up the
                                                          modular<br>
                                                          canapés
                                                          frolicking
                                                          around…but
                                                          such a name
                                                          might be too
                                                          light hearted:
                                                          With a <br>
                                                          little
                                                          imagination
                                                          Dennis could
                                                          also be a
                                                          fiendishly
                                                          genius villain
                                                          trying<br>
                                                          to fabricate
                                                          evil giant
                                                          drones to take
                                                          over the
                                                          world. Shadow
                                                          Wolf investi-<br>
                                                          gated to seek
                                                          out whats
                                                          cooking in
                                                          Rotterdam…<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
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                                                          I guess most
                                                          readers will
                                                          know what a
                                                          modular
                                                          synthesizer
                                                          is, but just <br>
                                                          for fun and
                                                          those 3 people
                                                          that don't
                                                          know...could
                                                          you explain
                                                          very shortly<br>
                                                          in your own
                                                          words what it
                                                          is and why you
                                                          particularly
                                                          like it so
                                                          much?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: A
                                                          modular synth
                                                          is basically
                                                          something like
                                                          a custom car.
                                                          You can <br>
                                                          choose what
                                                          kind of wheels
                                                          you want, what
                                                          type of
                                                          engine, what
                                                          exhaust
                                                          etc....<br>
                                                          So basicaly in
                                                          synthesis
                                                          language you
                                                          can build it
                                                          up with vco's,
                                                          vcfs and <br>
                                                          vca's etc from
                                                          all different
                                                          kinds of types
                                                          and brands.
                                                          But you can
                                                          also add <br>
                                                          exotic stuff
                                                          like
                                                          ring-modulators,
                                                          wave-shapers
                                                          etc. That is
                                                          also for me
                                                          the<br>
                                                          main reason
                                                          why I like
                                                          modular
                                                          synthesizers
                                                          that much.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          You call your
                                                          creations
                                                          Noodles. Can
                                                          you explain
                                                          what Noodling
                                                          is?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis:
                                                          Noodling,
                                                          basically, is
                                                          patching and
                                                          playing
                                                          modular
                                                          synthesizers.<br>
                                                          I often call
                                                          patches
                                                          noodles when
                                                          they are self
                                                          playing
                                                          patches
                                                          without any<br>
                                                          hand
                                                          manipulation
                                                          or computer
                                                          control…and
                                                          not sounding
                                                          like a looping
                                                          16 step
                                                          sequencer…something
                                                          that keeps
                                                          evolving by
                                                          itself.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#66cccc">
                                                          Q: Is there a
                                                          difference
                                                          between
                                                          Noodles and
                                                          Drones?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: Well a
                                                          noodle could
                                                          be a drone
                                                          actually and a
                                                          drone a
                                                          noodle.<br>
                                                          But basically
                                                          a noodle for
                                                          me is an
                                                          automatic
                                                          continuous
                                                          changing patch
                                                          which <br>
                                                          could be
                                                          rhythmic or
                                                          melodic…or a
                                                          combination of
                                                          all above. But
                                                          a drone is <br>
                                                          basically a
                                                          one note tone
                                                          or chord which
                                                          slowly evolves
                                                          due to a vcf
                                                          filter,<br>
                                                          pulse width or
                                                          wave-shape
                                                          modulation for
                                                          example.<br>
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                                                          <br>
                                                          Q: Why is the
                                                          term Noodling
                                                          used and not
                                                          Spaghetti-ing
                                                          for example?
                                                          Just<br>
                                                          because it is
                                                          easier to
                                                          pronounce or
                                                          is there
                                                          another
                                                          reason, maybe
                                                          even a<br>
                                                          more sinister
                                                          one?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: I
                                                          think
                                                          spaghetti
                                                          somehow sounds
                                                          more like a
                                                          mess and
                                                          noodling
                                                          cooler.<br>
                                                          Noodles are
                                                          nicer to eat
                                                          then spaghetti
                                                          anyway!<br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          Q: How did you
                                                          get involved
                                                          with the
                                                          mysterious
                                                          Japanese
                                                          Doppelgänger
                                                          label<br>
                                                          where you did
                                                          your first
                                                          release…can
                                                          you tell us a
                                                          bit who is
                                                          behind it and
                                                          <br>
                                                          have you ever
                                                          played there
                                                          or want to in
                                                          the future?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: At the
                                                          time i
                                                          contacted
                                                          Koichi
                                                          Watanabe i was
                                                          using some
                                                          Buchla 100<br>
                                                          VCO's and a
                                                          bandpass
                                                          filter
                                                          together with
                                                          my Wiard. I
                                                          was doing some
                                                          deep<br>
                                                          spacious drone
                                                          stuff and i
                                                          had some stuff
                                                          done. So i was
                                                          looking into
                                                          labels<br>
                                                          and
                                                          doppelgänger
                                                          was one of the
                                                          labels i did
                                                          email. In the
                                                          email i had an<br>
                                                          example of the
                                                          stuff i did
                                                          and Koichi
                                                          Watanabe
                                                          replied me
                                                          that he wanted
                                                          to <br>
                                                          release it on
                                                          his label. So
                                                          that's
                                                          basicaly how i
                                                          got a release
                                                          there.<br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          Q: What is the
                                                          oldest machine
                                                          you own?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: My
                                                          oldest machine
                                                          is a Rhode
                                                          &amp; Schwarz
                                                          Abstimmbarer
                                                          Anzeigeverstärker
                                                          <br>
                                                          UBM. Well
                                                          actualy i
                                                          currently own
                                                          6 of them.
                                                          These were
                                                          made from 1955
                                                          until<br>
                                                          somewhere
                                                          halfway the
                                                          1960s.
                                                          Official these
                                                          aren't "real"
                                                          instruments
                                                          but <br>
                                                          made to test
                                                          telephone-lines.
                                                          They are
                                                          bandpass
                                                          filters with
                                                          resonance and<br>
                                                          build with
                                                          tubes. Karl
                                                          Heinz
                                                          Stockhausen
                                                          used them
                                                          probably first
                                                          in a <br>
                                                          musical way in
                                                          his
                                                          compositions
                                                          in the end
                                                          50s.<br>
                                                          The oldest
                                                          "real" synth
                                                          piece i
                                                          currently is i
                                                          think my
                                                          Oberheim SEM.<br>
                                                          But the oldest
                                                          i owned in the
                                                          past was a
                                                          Buchla/CBS
                                                          modular from
                                                          1968.<br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          color="#66cccc"><br>
                                                          Q: Your alias,
                                                          Mono-Poly
                                                          seems a bit
                                                          odd as this is
                                                          not a Modular
                                                          Synth, was <br>
                                                          this one of
                                                          your
                                                          synthesizers?
                                                          How do you
                                                          compare that
                                                          synth nowadays
                                                          with the<br>
                                                          stuff you have
                                                          now?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: The
                                                          Korg Mono/Poly
                                                          was the first
                                                          monophonic
                                                          analogue
                                                          synthesizer i
                                                          <br>
                                                          ever owned.
                                                          And i think
                                                          the 3rd
                                                          synthesizer i
                                                          ever owned.
                                                          The first one
                                                          was a<br>
                                                          Crumar Bit One
                                                          (bought
                                                          because it had
                                                          midi)&nbsp;
                                                          And the second
                                                          one a Roland
                                                          JX3P<br>
                                                          with a PG-200.
                                                          I think the
                                                          Mono/Poly is
                                                          still an
                                                          interesting
                                                          synth and the
                                                          <br>
                                                          voicing
                                                          switching and
                                                          modulation
                                                          possibilities
                                                          are pretty
                                                          good!<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
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                                                          Do you use
                                                          scales at all
                                                          or do you
                                                          embrace the
                                                          total freedom
                                                          of stepless<br>
                                                          frequencies
                                                          that modular
                                                          synths can
                                                          provide? <br>
                                                          </font><br>
                                                          Dennis: It
                                                          depends,&nbsp;
                                                          but for the
                                                          past years
                                                          i've been
                                                          using
                                                          quantizers
                                                          quite <br>
                                                          often to keep
                                                          notes in minor
                                                          or major
                                                          scales. (A
                                                          Quantizer is a
                                                          module that <br>
                                                          automatically
                                                          quantizes a
                                                          "wild" untuned
                                                          pitch into a
                                                          pitch of a
                                                          musical <br>
                                                          scale)<br>
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                                                          <br>
                                                          Q: Do you see
                                                          yourself as a
                                                          explorer of
                                                          sound…if so
                                                          what have you
                                                          discovered <br>
                                                          so far (in
                                                          terms of
                                                          sounds, music
                                                          and the
                                                          influence it
                                                          has on the
                                                          mind, did<br>
                                                          you ever have
                                                          a mystical
                                                          experience
                                                          with sound?<br>
                                                          </font><br>
                                                          Dennis: I
                                                          think i'm an
                                                          explorer of
                                                          sound but also
                                                          of patterns.<br>
                                                          I'm not really
                                                          sure how to
                                                          describe
                                                          discoveries
                                                          but i think
                                                          sounds and<br>
                                                          soundscapes
                                                          really play
                                                          with your
                                                          mind.
                                                          Sometimes
                                                          people come up
                                                          with<br>
                                                          complete
                                                          story-lines
                                                          when they
                                                          listen to
                                                          stuff. And i
                                                          think we all
                                                          do. Don't<br>
                                                          we? I think it
                                                          works really
                                                          well when
                                                          you're a
                                                          painter.<br>
                                                          Because i am a
                                                          painter too.
                                                          But i don't
                                                          use paint but
                                                          sine and
                                                          square waves.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          And where do
                                                          you want to
                                                          take your
                                                          exploring, are
                                                          there any
                                                          unknown, un-<br>
                                                          mapped areas
                                                          in sound you
                                                          want to seek
                                                          out?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: I want
                                                          to discover
                                                          new worlds.<br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          Q: Are you
                                                          aware of any
                                                          frequencies
                                                          that can
                                                          influence the
                                                          brain? Like
                                                          for <br>
                                                          example
                                                          certain low
                                                          frequencies
                                                          around 19HZ
                                                          make people
                                                          feel
                                                          uncomfortable,
                                                          <br>
                                                          scared that
                                                          something is
                                                          around
                                                          them…like they
                                                          are being
                                                          haunted…did
                                                          you <br>
                                                          ever
                                                          experience
                                                          something like
                                                          that? Or plan
                                                          to do some
                                                          experiments?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: Well
                                                          offcourse
                                                          frequency's
                                                          work on your
                                                          brain.<br>
                                                          Everyone
                                                          knows…and
                                                          there are even
                                                          goverements
                                                          doing research
                                                          experiments to<br>
                                                          break or make
                                                          people with
                                                          sound/frequencies.
                                                          Like torturing
                                                          people at<br>
                                                          Guatomale Bay
                                                          while playing
                                                          Skinny Puppy!
                                                          I never
                                                          experimented
                                                          with it<br>
                                                          yet but i will
                                                          for sure!<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          You have been
                                                          playing abroad
                                                          quite a few
                                                          times now with
                                                          your modular <br>
                                                          synths at
                                                          festivals and
                                                          stuff…?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: I am a
                                                          resident at
                                                          Freerotation
                                                          Festval in
                                                          Wales (going
                                                          4th<br>
                                                          year now).
                                                          Last year was
                                                          actually super
                                                          fun and at
                                                          Sunday i did a
                                                          jam sesion<br>
                                                          with Cary
                                                          Grace which is
                                                          an amazing
                                                          Woman. She's
                                                          an awesome
                                                          musician,
                                                          singer <br>
                                                          and she builds
                                                          Wiard modular
                                                          synthesizers.
                                                          Further more i
                                                          play a few
                                                          times <br>
                                                          each year in
                                                          Brussel which
                                                          got a good and
                                                          nice modular
                                                          scene. I also<br>
                                                          played in
                                                          Kuru, Estonia
                                                          last year.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#66cccc">Q:



                                                          When you
                                                          travel with
                                                          your modulars,
                                                          especially
                                                          when you
                                                          travel by air-<br>
                                                          plane, I can
                                                          imagine it can
                                                          be difficult
                                                          at airports,
                                                          have there
                                                          ever been<br>
                                                          any problems
                                                          with security?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: When i
                                                          fly back from
                                                          Berlin, Tegel
                                                          they always
                                                          take me out of
                                                          the<br>
                                                          cue into a
                                                          seperate room
                                                          for further
                                                          investigation.
                                                          The best thing
                                                          i <br>
                                                          learned is
                                                          tell them
                                                          you're a DJ.<br>
                                                          Mostly there
                                                          aren't any big
                                                          problems at
                                                          airports. But
                                                          last year when
                                                          I <br>
                                                          flew to
                                                          Tallin,
                                                          Estonia to
                                                          play at Kuru.
                                                          I got there
                                                          without a
                                                          problem.<br>
                                                          Got picked up
                                                          at the airport
                                                          went to the
                                                          festival in
                                                          the middle of
                                                          the<br>
                                                          woods, about 2
                                                          hours from the
                                                          city. On
                                                          Saturday i
                                                          wanted to
                                                          power up the <br>
                                                          modular and it
                                                          didn't work at
                                                          all. This kind
                                                          off stuff
                                                          happens always
                                                          <br>
                                                          happen. But
                                                          after some
                                                          further
                                                          inspection i
                                                          noticed that
                                                          the
                                                          powersupply's<br>
                                                          were broken. A
                                                          coil on the
                                                          pcb was broken
                                                          off and the
                                                          housing of the
                                                          Coil<br>
                                                          was broken.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          There i was in
                                                          the middle of
                                                          nowhere and
                                                          only 50% of
                                                          the modular
                                                          was<br>
                                                          working. At
                                                          first i was
                                                          focused on
                                                          getting a new
                                                          power supply.
                                                          But i<br>
                                                          realised that
                                                          wasn't
                                                          possible....we
                                                          were in the
                                                          middle of
                                                          nowhere.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          So somehow I
                                                          got this very
                                                          old rusty
                                                          soldering iron
                                                          from a farm
                                                          and we<br>
                                                          arranfed some
                                                          super glue. We
                                                          didn't had
                                                          solderpaste or
                                                          anything but I<br>
                                                          managed to get
                                                          it working!<br>
                                                          The rest of
                                                          the weekend in
                                                          Estonia was
                                                          amazing and I
                                                          ended up doing
                                                          a<br>
                                                          last show a
                                                          few hours
                                                          before my
                                                          flight back
                                                          somewhere in
                                                          the Harbor<br>
                                                          of Tallin.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
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                                                          Apart from
                                                          doing your
                                                          music you also
                                                          have been
                                                          doing the
                                                          noodle bar <br>
                                                          events which
                                                          have grown as
                                                          an interesting
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                                                          for many dutch
                                                          <br>
                                                          modular freak
                                                          and
                                                          enthiousast…can
                                                          you tell us a
                                                          bit about
                                                          these nights?
                                                          <br>
                                                          Who have
                                                          played so far
                                                          etc.?</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dennis: In
                                                          2012 i was
                                                          struggling
                                                          with being
                                                          annoyed that
                                                          there was not
                                                          <br>
                                                          really a good
                                                          electronic
                                                          (modular)
                                                          experimental
                                                          scene here at
                                                          all. In<br>
                                                          August 2012 I
                                                          started with
                                                          the first
                                                          Noodlebar on a
                                                          Sunday at the
                                                          old BAR<br>
                                                          at the
                                                          West-Kruiskade
                                                          in Rotterdam.
                                                          It was just a
                                                          bit of modular
                                                          fun in the <br>
                                                          back of an old
                                                          bar. January
                                                          2013 BAR moved
                                                          to their
                                                          current
                                                          location and<br>
                                                          things got
                                                          better. We
                                                          also could
                                                          play a bit
                                                          louder and we
                                                          got more
                                                          organized<br>
                                                          as a Noodlebar
                                                          team.<br>
                                                          At the end of
                                                          2014 i decided
                                                          to leave BAR
                                                          and in Januari
                                                          2014 we
                                                          started<br>
                                                          doing our
                                                          events at
                                                          Roodkapje. And
                                                          we're still
                                                          doing shows at
                                                          Roodkapje now<br>
                                                          every month.
                                                          But also
                                                          sometimes
                                                          party/festival
                                                          organizers
                                                          come to me<br>
                                                          because they
                                                          have a room or
                                                          a day when
                                                          they want me
                                                          to program a
                                                          Noodlebar<br>
                                                          and bring some
                                                          artists and
                                                          organize it.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          So far we had
                                                          a few well
                                                          known artists
                                                          like Das Ding
                                                          and Stefan
                                                          Robbers from<br>
                                                          the Acid
                                                          Junkies...
                                                          Also lots of
                                                          Artists which
                                                          aren't that
                                                          well known but
                                                          <br>
                                                          really deserve
                                                          to be
                                                          mentioned:
                                                          Gein, Rip-It,
                                                          Rumatov,
                                                          Ruistuin,
                                                          Jenamu6 with <br>
                                                          Jenoer and
                                                          Stanislav,
                                                          Zenn,
                                                          Falafelbiels
                                                          and all others
                                                          i've
                                                          forgotten!<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Newsupdate
                                                          just in:<br>
                                                          The noodlebar
                                                          is going to
                                                          move from the
                                                          roodkapje
                                                          building to a
                                                          new more <br>
                                                          permanent
                                                          location which
                                                          will also
                                                          include a
                                                          workshop <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Check out the
                                                          Noodlebar
                                                          homepage here:
http://noodlebar.org!<br>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          Thank u Dennis
                                                          Mono-Poly for
                                                          this
                                                          interview.</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          MONO-POLY
                                                          SELECTED GEAR
                                                          LIST:<br>
-----------------------------<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          BUCHLA MUSIC
                                                          EASEL<br>
                                                          BUCHLA 100
                                                          &amp; 200
                                                          series<br>
                                                          FENIX XL
                                                          (prototype of
                                                          the Fenix 1
                                                          &amp; 2)<br>
                                                          SERGE/CGS 5
                                                          panel suitcase<br>
                                                          Lots of
                                                          1960s/70's
                                                          laboratory
                                                          equipment like
                                                          filters,
                                                          oscillators<br>
                                                          and weird
                                                          stuff. <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          HARRY PLOTTER
                                                          - this is an
                                                          intriguing
                                                          machine, sort
                                                          of a printer
                                                          that<br>
                                                          directly
                                                          prints sound
                                                          into graphical
                                                          waveforms on
                                                          paper,
                                                          creating
                                                          little <br>
                                                          artpieces
                                                          which you can
                                                          actually
                                                          purchase here
                                                          for very
                                                          modest prices:<br>
                                                          <font
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                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          MONO-POLY
                                                          SELECTED
                                                          DISCOGRAPHY:<br>
-------------------------------<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Zond3 - Proton
                                                          K
                                                          (Doppelganger
                                                          Records CD
                                                          2008, Japan)<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Mono/Poly -
                                                          Atlantic Storm
                                                          (Strange Life
                                                          Records CD
                                                          2009 Holland)<br>
                                                          <a
                                                          target="_blank"
href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH9Cjxs5vbk"><font color="#339999">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH9Cjxs5vbk</font></a><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Mono/Poly -
                                                          AniTsalagi
                                                          Svnoyihi (205
                                                          Recordings CD
                                                          2011 Sweden)<br>
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                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
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                                                          phenomena of
                                                          the mysterious
                                                          Ball Lighting
                                                          is still
                                                          unexplained
                                                          and <br>
                                                          puzzling
                                                          scientists the
                                                          world over.
                                                          For many years
                                                          science
                                                          disregarded <br>
                                                          ball lightning
                                                          as a fairytale
                                                          and
                                                          psuedoscience.
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          If you are
                                                          unfamiliar
                                                          with this
                                                          phenomenon:<br>
                                                          Ball Lightning
                                                          is a
                                                          spherical,
                                                          globular ball
                                                          of fuzzy
                                                          "lightning"
                                                          that <br>
                                                          floats and
                                                          moves around
                                                          for a&nbsp;
                                                          considerable
                                                          amount of
                                                          time. They can
                                                          move <br>
                                                          straight
                                                          through walls,
                                                          windows and
                                                          metal and will
                                                          keep their
                                                          cosistency.<br>
                                                          They can be
                                                          anywhere
                                                          between a few
                                                          centimeters to
                                                          meters in
                                                          diameter and<br>
                                                          they have been
                                                          reported all
                                                          around the
                                                          world.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          In the past
                                                          decades it has
                                                          become clear
                                                          that ball
                                                          lightning is a
                                                          very<br>
                                                          real phenomena
                                                          and many
                                                          studies have
                                                          been conducted
                                                          investigating
                                                          them.<br>
                                                          Many
                                                          laboratory
                                                          experiments
                                                          have been done
                                                          to recreate
                                                          the ball
                                                          lightning<br>
                                                          to some
                                                          degree,
                                                          including one
                                                          with a
                                                          microwave
                                                          which you can
                                                          do yourself!<br>
                                                          (see below).<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          But giving
                                                          similar
                                                          results
                                                          doesn't mean
                                                          it is the real
                                                          deal...it is<br>
                                                          unknown if
                                                          these
                                                          laboratory
                                                          creations
                                                          resemble the
                                                          real ball
                                                          lightning.<br>
                                                          We simply
                                                          don't know
                                                          what is going
                                                          on...we just
                                                          know they
                                                          exist: There<br>
                                                          is&nbsp; a
                                                          considerable
                                                          amount of
                                                          collective eye
                                                          witness
                                                          reports and
                                                          photo-<br>
                                                          graphic
                                                          evidence.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Here are some
                                                          theories
                                                          concerning the
                                                          origins of
                                                          ball
                                                          lightning:<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#66ffff">
                                                          ANTIMATTER
                                                          METEOR<br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ccff">An

                                                          hypothesized
                                                          speculation
                                                          that comets or
                                                          meteoroids
                                                          exist that are<br>
                                                          made out of
                                                          antimatter
                                                          instead of
                                                          normal matter.
                                                          So
                                                          occasionally
                                                          these<br>
                                                          metereoids hit
                                                          the earths
                                                          atmosphere and
                                                          become ball
                                                          lightning.<br>
                                                          More
                                                          information
                                                          here <a
                                                          target="_blank"
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_comet">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_comet</a></font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          </font><font
                                                          color="#66ffff">MICROSCOPIC


                                                          BLACK HOLES</font><br>
                                                          A theory that
                                                          ball lightning
                                                          is a supertiny
                                                          primeordial
                                                          microscopic<br>
                                                          black hole. As
                                                          they pass
                                                          through the
                                                          earth they
                                                          appear as the
                                                          balllightning.
                                                          <br>
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                                                          <title></title>
                                                          Mario
                                                          Rabinowitz of
                                                          Stanford
                                                          University
                                                          wrote a paper
                                                          on the subject
                                                          you <br>
                                                          can read here:
                                                          <a
                                                          target="_blank"
href="http://arxiv.org/pdf/astroph/0212251.pdf">http://arxiv.org/pdf/astroph/0212251.pdf</a><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#66ffff">TRANSCRANIAL

                                                          MAGNETIC
                                                          STIMULATION</font><br>
                                                          Ball lightning
                                                          seems to be
                                                          very similar
                                                          to certain
                                                          hallucinations
                                                          ex-<br>
                                                          perienced by
                                                          people who
                                                          have
                                                          epileptical
                                                          seizures in
                                                          the occipital
                                                          lobe.<br>
                                                          These seizures
                                                          can be
                                                          triggered by
                                                          the force of a
                                                          lightning
                                                          strike: its <br>
                                                          intense flash
                                                          and magnetic
                                                          field burst
                                                          could excite
                                                          the neurons in
                                                          the<br>
                                                          brain.<br>
                                                          This is
                                                          however
                                                          questionable
                                                          as ball
                                                          lightning has
                                                          been
                                                          photographed <br>
                                                          and filmed.
                                                          Also, when it
                                                          occurs it is
                                                          witnessed by
                                                          everyone. That<br>
                                                          would mean
                                                          these people
                                                          are
                                                          experiencing a
                                                          "collective
                                                          hallucination"<br>
                                                          of something
                                                          that is
                                                          behaving the
                                                          same in the
                                                          mind of all
                                                          observers.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#66ffff">PROJECT

                                                          CONDIGN:
                                                          BUYANT PLASMA
                                                          HYPOTHESIS</font><br>
                                                          A recently
                                                          declassified
                                                          secret study
                                                          by the British
                                                          Defence
                                                          Intelligence <br>
                                                          on UFO's
                                                          "concluded"
                                                          that the
                                                          existence of
                                                          them as such
                                                          is
                                                          indisputable,
                                                          <br>
                                                          but that their
                                                          origin is not
                                                          extraterrestrial

                                                          but most
                                                          feasably <br>
                                                          "supernormal"
                                                          weather/atmospheric

                                                          phenomena that
                                                          are not yet
                                                          understood. <br>
                                                          One of these
                                                          is "Buyant
                                                          Plasma
                                                          Formation"
                                                          which creates
                                                          ball lightning<br>
                                                          effects
                                                          through some
                                                          kind of
                                                          plamsic energy
                                                          field whatever
                                                          that means.<br>
                                                          It even goes
                                                          as far
                                                          claiming these
                                                          Byant Plasma
                                                          formations can
                                                          induce<br>
                                                          livelike
                                                          hallucinations
                                                          of close
                                                          encounters,
                                                          akin to the
                                                          transcranial<br>
                                                          magnetic
                                                          stimulation
                                                          theory.<br>
                                                          You can read
                                                          the Project
                                                          Condign report
                                                          here: <br>
                                                          <a
                                                          target="_blank"
href="http://www.uk-ufo.org/condign/condscan.htm">http://www.uk-ufo.org/condign/condscan.htm</a><font
color="#66ffff"><a href="http://www.uk-ufo.org/condign/condscan.htm"> </a><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#ffccff">BALL

                                                          LIGHTNING
                                                          EXPERIMENT IN
                                                          YOUR OWN
                                                          KITCHEN!<br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#ff99ff">BALL

                                                          LIGHTNING
                                                          EXPERIMENT IN
                                                          YOUR OWN
                                                          KITCHEN!</font><br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#cc66cc">BALL

                                                          LIGHTNING
                                                          EXPERIMENT IN
                                                          YOUR OWN
                                                          KITCHEN!</font><br>
                                                          </font></font><br>
                                                          dissclaimer: I
                                                          am not
                                                          responsible if
                                                          you burn down
                                                          your house or
                                                          create<br>
                                                          interdimensional

                                                          portals or
                                                          f*ck up the
                                                          time space
                                                          continuum.<br>
                                                          if you do this
                                                          experiment -
                                                          its at your
                                                          own risk.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          </font> </font><font
color="#33ccff">What you need:<br>
                                                          --------------<br>
                                                          1 knife<br>
                                                          1 grape<br>
                                                          1 glass<br>
                                                          1 microwave
                                                          oven<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          cut the upper
                                                          top from the
                                                          grape and make
                                                          a vertical
                                                          incision
                                                          through the<br>
                                                          grape but
                                                          leave the
                                                          bottom part
                                                          together, like
                                                          this...we used
                                                          a green <br>
                                                          grape but you
                                                          can ofcourse
                                                          use any color
                                                          you want:<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          </font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          grape is cut
                                                          as follows:<br>
                                                          &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ff33">____</font><br>
                                                          &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
                                                          color="#99ff99">/____\&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font
color="#66ffff"> | incision</font><br>
                                                          &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ff33">____</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font
color="#66ffff"> _ _ _ _ _ cut&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;
                                                          &nbsp; <br>
                                                          &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ff33">/&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          \</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
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                                                          __</font> <font
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                                                          \____/&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                                                          \____/&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          \_______/</font>
                                                          &lt;- leave
                                                          bottom part
                                                          intact.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ccff">Now

                                                          place the
                                                          grape under a
                                                          glass in the
                                                          microwave:</font><br>
                                                          <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font
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                                                          /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

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                                                          &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
                                                          color="#66ffff">/</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;

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                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ccff">\</font><br>
                                                          &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

                                                          <font
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color="#009900">\__/</font><font color="#33ccff">_____\</font><br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#ffff00">______________________________</font><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ccff">And

                                                          turn on the
                                                          microwave and
                                                          watch the
                                                          genesis of a
                                                          ball
                                                          lightning!<br>
                                                          Ofcourse we
                                                          really don't
                                                          know if this
                                                          actuall ball
                                                          lightning,
                                                          what we do<br>
                                                          know is that
                                                          you just
                                                          created a
                                                          plasma
                                                          ball...which
                                                          kind of looks
                                                          like it.</font><br>
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                                                          <font
                                                          color="#33ff33">The







                                                          Rastafarian
                                                          language also
                                                          called Iyaric,
                                                          Livalect or
                                                          Italk is a
                                                          very <br>
                                                          interesting
                                                          phenomena in
                                                          the
                                                          linguistics
                                                          world. It is a
                                                          dialect of
                                                          English but <br>
                                                          pushes it
                                                          forward with
                                                          some
                                                          intruiging
                                                          concepts.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          It uses the
                                                          idea of
                                                          "WORDSOUND", a
                                                          concept where
                                                          the sound of a
                                                          pronounced <br>
                                                          word, or its
                                                          written name
                                                          is thought to
                                                          have powers
                                                          and hidden
                                                          meaning. Words
                                                          <br>
                                                          have higher
                                                          realities and
                                                          should never
                                                          be spoken
                                                          carelessly or
                                                          withouth
                                                          thought.<br>
                                                          "It is a
                                                          conjuction of
                                                          mind, heart
                                                          and tongue to
                                                          project
                                                          positive and
                                                          enlighted<br>
                                                          concepts of
                                                          thought and
                                                          heart"<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          The power of
                                                          words can be
                                                          changed:
                                                          negative
                                                          sounding words
                                                          have to become<br>
                                                          more postive
                                                          within their
                                                          meaning and
                                                          viceversa.
                                                          Words are thus
                                                          changed if its
                                                          <br>
                                                          pronouncation
                                                          or written
                                                          name does not
                                                          comply with
                                                          its meaning.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          For example:<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Appreciate
                                                          becomes
                                                          Apprecilove,
                                                          because "ate"
                                                          sounds like
                                                          hate.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Dedication
                                                          becomes
                                                          Livication
                                                          because "Ded"
                                                          sounds like
                                                          dead.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Concept
                                                          becomes Incept
                                                          because "con"
                                                          has a negative
                                                          meaning<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Understanding
                                                          becomes
                                                          Innerstanding
                                                          because
                                                          "Under"
                                                          doesn't fit
                                                          the meaning<br>
                                                          of the word.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Oppressor
                                                          becomes
                                                          Downpressor
                                                          because "Op"
                                                          is related to
                                                          up and its
                                                          vibration<br>
                                                          is too
                                                          positive for
                                                          such a
                                                          negative word.
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          Invention
                                                          becomes
                                                          Outvention for
                                                          mechanical
                                                          things -
                                                          because a
                                                          machine is <br>
                                                          seen as
                                                          outward, it is
                                                          not "in the
                                                          mind", but for
                                                          a more
                                                          spiritual
                                                          concept like<br>
                                                          Rastafarianism
                                                          you can use
                                                          Invention,
                                                          because it
                                                          comes from the
                                                          innermind.<br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          <br>
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                <font color="#33ff33"><small><font face="Courier">Irie -
                      Good, positive, peacefull emotions.<br>
                      <br>
                      Ax / Aks - To Ask<br>
                      <br>
                      Creation Stepper - Means you step it in and
                      throughout Babylon withouth fear -<br>
                      cutting edge, living on the edge, fearing no foe.
                      Looking Justice in the eye<br>
                      and saying what are you doing?" as said by Clinton
                      Fearon.<br>
                      <br>
                    </font></small></font><font color="#33ff33"><small><font
                      face="Courier">Bong Belly Pickney - A gluttonous
                      little fat brat <br>
                      <br>
                      Babylon - The corrupt establishment, the system,
                      church, state, the police<br>
                      <br>
                      Cool Runnings - Rastafarian term for "have a safe
                      journey"<br>
                      <br>
                      Polytrickster - A Politician<br>
                      <br>
                      Whore of Babylon - Queen Elizabeth II<br>
                      <br>
                      Scientist - Occult practioner<br>
                      <br>
                      Leggo Beas - Wild, Disorderly, like an uncaged
                      ferocious animal<br>
                      <br>
                      First Light - Tommorow<br>
                      <br>
                      I an I - term for Me, Myself, I <br>
                      <br>
                      I-Wah time - What Hour or What is the Time?<br>
                      <br>
                      I-nerversity - Your unexplored mental universe,
                      self teaching<br>
                      <br>
                      Wolf - Non rasta dreadlocks<br>
                      <br>
                      Sight? - Do you understand?<br>
                      <br>
                      Chalice - Rastafarian Bong made out of a hollow
                      coconut<br>
                      <br>
                      Bandulu Bizness - a racket, swindle<br>
                      <br>
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                      <br>
                      <br>
                      A report on gear-hunting activities in Asia's
                      world city from our special <br>
                      reporter in Hong Kong BoeufStroganoff:<br>
                      <br>
                      Living in Hong Kong has its advantages and
                      disadvantages. <br>
                      <br>
                      The city is build in a very dramatic fashion. It
                      is a string-shaped city,<br>
                      sandwiched between the sea and jungle-ish
                      mountains, and high-rise buildings <br>
                      pop up wherever there is a piece of land flat
                      enough not to be hazardous to<br>
                      live on. Every squared centimetre is busy and
                      people "live" in rabbit cage-<br>
                      like apartments. There is just no space in the
                      city.<br>
                      <br>
                      Hong Kong is also addicted... to cash. Money flows
                      in here like sweet drug in <br>
                      the veins of a shemale crackwhore. It is
                      constantly on people's mind, turning <br>
                      them into money zombies.This kind of created a
                      society landscape that doesn't<br>
                      contain all the flavours you would find in a more
                      balanced society. You meet a <br>
                      lot of bankers, import-export guys, fashion
                      industry bitches, vacuous appear-<br>
                      ance-related&nbsp; people or Chinese factory
                      coordinators,... but never will you <br>
                      meet any astrophysicists, biomedical-scientist,
                      anthropologist and of course<br>
                      very few artists or musicians.&nbsp; Rent is so
                      damn high that you just can't <br>
                      afford having a non-conventional lifestyle.
                      Artists are not rich enough to<br>
                      dedicate a room of their tiny apartment to make
                      big metal sculptures, a paint<br>
                      studio or a music studio with machines instead of
                      just a laptop computer. As a consequence, the
                      city's cultural offer sucks big time.&nbsp; <br>
                      <br>
                      But all this has created a unique setup for
                      someone like me.<br>
                      <br>
                      There's a neighbourhood in Hong Kong called Sham
                      Shui Po. It used to be one of<br>
                      the poorest district of Hong Kong, but it's under
                      heavy gentrification lately.<br>
                      It's a place where you can find a lot of
                      electronic stores, second hand shops,<br>
                      LED's, photography gear and a few block of
                      electronic junk places. <br>
                      <br>
                      I call them "places" because I have never
                      understood if they were shops or not, <br>
                      since sometimes people would yell at you to get
                      the fuck out (in cantonese), <br>
                      but&nbsp; a week after the same people are happy
                      to make business with you. It is <br>
                      especially good after dark, because you'll have a
                      lot of people running around<br>
                      with electro junk and sitting on a pile of
                      cassette recorders smoking, drinking <br>
                      and gambling in exotic languages. It has some ´
                      rebel spaceport market on an <br>
                      asteroid ª kind of a vibe to it, and it is the
                      only true multicultural district <br>
                      of Hong Kong in that regard.<br>
                      <br>
                      Anyway, those places are basically just piles of
                      TVs, aircon units, DVD players <br>
                      and all sort of weird machines that come here to
                      die. It feels like an electronic<br>
                      machine death row, the last place where they are
                      stocked before being pulled <br>
                      apart. They can hear the sound of the electric
                      screw driver, the same way cows <br>
                      and pigs can hear screams of animal being killed
                      at the slaughterhouse. <br>
                      <br>
                      Some of those machines will be offered a second
                      chance though. Maybe a black <br>
                      Jesus will save them, by buying and putting them
                      into a container bound to an <br>
                      exotic African country, where they can be repaired
                      and enjoy a nice sunny <br>
                      lifestyle or something. Shipping junk to Africa
                      seems to be a big business here.<br>
                      <br>
                      Where am I going with all this ?<br>
                      <br>
                      Well, since there is only a handful of people
                      making music in this place, and<br>
                      especially making music with actual space-hungry
                      gear, this is kind of a <br>
                      paradise for gear-hunting activities. But forget
                      about mint condition. Whatever<br>
                      you can find here will be run down, missing limbs,
                      or mentally deficient.<br>
                      But dirt cheap !!<br>
                      <br>
                      One cannot describe the pleasure of finding unique
                      musical gems amongst dead <br>
                      80's karaoke amplifiers. You can never predict
                      what you will find, and many <br>
                      trips are unsuccessful, but there are some good
                      picks. Like this Pearl <br>
                      syncussion SY-1 analog drum synth I found on top
                      of some poor plasma TVs. <br>
                      The guy didn't know what it was and got it for a
                      ridiculous (small) amount <br>
                      of money. The wood is destroyed, the metal has
                      dents everywhere, but plug <br>
                      it in and it makes amazing bliiip and pooings, as
                      to thank you for having <br>
                      rescued it. Inspiring bubbly drone-ish tones can
                      be achieved with it.<br>
                      <br>
                      Once I saw a concrete-covered Roland super-JX,
                      barely recognizable (4 euros). <br>
                      Turned out that when I removed the concrete, it
                      was rusted to the extreme as <br>
                      if it stayed under acid rain for a few years.
                      Considering it's state, I have to <br>
                      say that I was quite surprised to see it turning
                      on and making sweet melancholic<br>
                      pad sounds flawlessly.&nbsp; Has the machine
                      acquired new deep sound quality because <br>
                      of it's difficult life experience ?<br>
                      <br>
                      Sometimes making a deal is difficult, because of
                      the locals not willing to deal <br>
                      with gweilos ("white ghost" in cantonese, used to
                      describe westerners). I had to<br>
                      lie to an old lady who was not willing to let me
                      save a Siel DK80 from certain destruction. I told
                      her I made an arrangement with her boss previously
                      and that <br>
                      she's going to get in trouble for not letting me
                      have it. <br>
                      The concept of ethic becomes blurry when one see a
                      machine with a Chord Memory <br>
                      function.<br>
                      <br>
                      A Tama TS202 and the almighty AMS RMX16 reverb
                      where once sold to me for a <br>
                      price fixed by the weight of the metal. The RMX16
                      is still in a coma state <br>
                      but I'm sure it will rise one day.<br>
                      <br>
                      It is such a great way to tap into a new sound
                      source as you're bringing home <br>
                      weird sound modules you would never find anywhere
                      else. Ever heard of the Kawai <br>
                      Phm pop synth module ? Or the Yamaha PTX8 Drum
                      synth ? Great at making dark <br>
                      electronic oil refinery drum sounds. Or the
                      strange and elegant Tascam CF-20 <br>
                      dual analog flanger/chorus rack module.<br>
                      <br>
                      I could also talk about a couple of ensoniq ESQ1
                      keyboards in a special asian <br>
                      version build by suzuki, sold for less than the
                      price of a single CEM chip, of<br>
                      which it contains 8 units (I made this random
                      patch generator for it and it <br>
                      sounds just like an episode of Ulysse 31).
                      Sweet...<br>
                      <br>
                      Or the 50 euro deal for a Roland D50 and a Korg M1
                      that a Nigerian dude helped <br>
                      me secure with a reluctant canto boss. Nigerians
                      junk dealers and Cantonese<br>
                      Chinese seem to be able to communicate in a weird
                      form of mutated transgenic<br>
                      english, a language I'm not familiar with
                      unfortunately.<br>
                      <br>
                      Or an amazing sounding BOSS DM300 analog echo that
                      i bought "just because I <br>
                      need those big black and orange knobs for an art
                      project" for 3 euros. <br>
                      BTW, If you see one of these passing by, get it on
                      the spot, you'll never <br>
                      regret it. Juicy soft distorted feedback sound
                      that can beef up the thinnest <br>
                      sound.<br>
                      <br>
                      Anyway, loads of unexpected finds in that hood...
                      Replace some fuses, turn <br>
                      the machines on and if you don't die from an
                      electrical shock, a new sound <br>
                      palette is offered to you, with scratchy pots and
                      digital glitches as extra <br>
                      bonus. It's like seeing new colors in the rainbow
                      or something. I don't lust <br>
                      after vintage legendary analog synth anymore. Now
                      my thrill is to find the <br>
                      most obscure, unknown, off-market sound module and
                      make electricity pass <br>
                      through its circuits again, after all those years
                      in a dark, warm and humid, <br>
                      rat infested Hong Kong warehouse. Not to mention
                      that it actually helped me <br>
                      learning some Cantonese which is a fucking
                      difficult language. One may also <br>
                      learn a lot about their negotiation techniques,
                      which consist mostly in <br>
                      smoking some hardcore chinese cigarettes, and
                      faking being busy and annoyed <br>
                      when you try to show interest in a piece of crap.
                      <br>
                      <br>
                      Nobody seems to be interested in old gear in this
                      city, which is super duper<br>
                      cool for me, but eventually those old bastards
                      keep filling up the space in <br>
                      my tiny tiny place. I need more money to afford a
                      bigger place !<br>
                      <br>
                      If one of you guys ever visit Hong Kong, and
                      unlike mushroom hunting <br>
                      afficionados, I'll be happy to offer a tour of the
                      best "places"<br>
                      (contact the editor )<br>
                      <br>
                      BoeufStroganoff<br>
                      <br>
                      some pics here : <a target="_blank"
                        href="http://www.thomasbouffioulx.com/hktrash.html">http://www.thomasbouffioulx.com/hktrash.html</a><br>
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                          These are instructions on how to build a
                          surround "ambient" speaker system <br>
                          with just a normal -2 speaker- setup and one
                          extra cheap speaker. They could <br>
                          be found on the liner notes of the 1982 Brian
                          Eno Ambient 4:On Land record.<br>
                          It is a very simple trick with some quite
                          impressive results and makes <br>
                          your listening experience way more dynamic and
                          adventerous.<br>
                          <br>
                          Although Brian Eno claims he discovered this
                          "by accident" it was really <br>
                          originally invented in the early 1970s by
                          David Hafler as a cheap way to get<br>
                          ambient surround sound by means of "passive
                          psuedo-quadraphonics", it is known <br>
                          originally as the "Hafler Hookup". Naughty
                          Brian Eno! But because Ambient 4 On <br>
                          Land is such a good album we will see it
                          through the fingers, as they say in <br>
                          Holland.<br>
                          <br>
                          What you need:<br>
                          ----------------<br>
                          (oldschool) HIFI Amplifier + left &amp; right
                          speaker, not one of those new<br>
                          stupid MP3 boombox Guido babyroom toys.<br>
                          <br>
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                          =====<br>
                          <br>
                          One extra loudspeaker, less powerfull then
                          above, not giving too much<br>
                          bass.<br>
                          <br>
                          speaker cable<br>
                          <br>
                          <br>
                          Instructions:<br>
                          ----------------<br>
                          <br>
                          AMBIENT 4 ON LAND Liner notes - An Ambient
                          Speaker System:<br>
                          <br>
                          I regard this music as environmental: to be
                          experienced from the inside.<br>
                          Accordingly I considered releasing a
                          quadrophonic version of it, an idea I <br>
                          abandoned upon realising that very few people
                          (myself included) own quadra-<br>
                          phonic systems.<br>
                          <br>
                          However, I have for many years been using a
                          three-way speaker system that is<br>
                          both simple to install and inexpensive, and
                          which seem to work well on any <br>
                          music with a broad stereo image. The effect is
                          subtle but definite - it opens<br>
                          out the music and seems to enlarge the room
                          acoustically.<br>
                          <br>
                          In addition to a normal stereo hifi system all
                          that is required is one extra <br>
                          loudspeaker and some speaker cable. The usage
                          of this speaker in the three-<br>
                          way system is such that it will not be
                          required to handle very low frequencies:<br>
                          therefore a small or "mini" speaker will be
                          adequate.<br>
                          <br>
                          As shown in the diagram below, the two
                          terminals of the new speaker are <br>
                          connected to the two positive speaker
                          connectors on the amplifier. This<br>
                          speaker is located somewhere behind the
                          listener - at the apex of a triangle<br>
                          whose base is formed by the original
                          loudspeaker set-up. One of the unexpected<br>
                          benefiets of this system is an increase in the
                          usable listening area - almost <br>
                          any point in the room will yield good
                          (although not necessarily "accurate")<br>
                          stereo sound.<br>
                          <br>
                          I arrived at this system by accident, and I
                          don't really know why it works.<br>
                          What seems to happen is that the third speaker
                          reproduces any sound that is<br>
                          not common to both sides of the stereo - i.e.,
                          everything that is not <br>
                          located centrally in the stereo image - and I
                          assume that is because the <br>
                          common information is put out of phase with
                          itself and cancels out.<br>
                          <br>
                          More technically, the lower the impedance of
                          the added speaker, the louder it<br>
                          will sound. If it is found to be too loud
                          (although this rarely seems to <br>
                          happen), you can either insert a potentiometer
                          (6-12 ohms, at least 10 watts)<br>
                          into the circuit, or move the speaker further
                          away.<br>
                          <br>
                          Brian Eno.<br>
                          <br>
                          Schematic setup of the ambient surround
                          system:<br>
                        </font> <br>
                        <br>
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                        |<br>
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                        |________________________________________________________________|<br>
                        <br>
                        <br>
                        <font color="#33ccff">So what is happening here?
                          Basicly the added third speaker emits the <br>
                          sounds that are not common to both sides of
                          the stereo spectrum and<br>
                          plays them beyond you. This&nbsp; will give a
                          "3 Dimensional" sound experience,<br>
                          it seems like the sound moves past you coming
                          from all angles! This<br>
                          is quite the same thing that happens in dolby
                          surround systems today<br>
                          but this is a cheaper and more rag-tag
                          "unique" way of doing things.<br>
                          It also works great on movies!<br>
                          <br>
                          Note: It will only work if your amplifier has
                          a common ground, it won't<br>
                          work with a floating ground amplifier. How can
                          you check that? Well just<br>
                          try it I guess, if it doesn't work you got the
                          wrong amp or you are <br>
                          listening to some really shitty music.<br>
                        </font> <br>
=============================================================================</font><br>
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                        | |_| | |</font><br>
                      <font color="#ffcc00">&nbsp; /_/\_\___|_|
                        |_|\___/|_|\___/ \__, |\__, | |_|\___/|_|<br>
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                        color="#999999">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \&nbsp;
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                      || ||||<br>
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                        color="#666666">&nbsp; \_______/\&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        \---&nbsp; / /</font>&nbsp; -&nbsp; ---- --
                      ---&nbsp;&nbsp; - --&nbsp;&nbsp; --&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      -------<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font
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                        \/ /&nbsp;&nbsp;</font>&nbsp; -&nbsp;
                      ---&nbsp;&nbsp; - -&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      -- --------&nbsp; -<br>
                      &nbsp;<br>
                      An Introduction to the GREY ALIEN SPECIES<br>
                      <br>
                      NAMES: Greys, Roswell Greys, Grays, Zetans, Zeta
                      Reticulians, Petit Gris,<br>
                      Gourds, The Kids, Extranjero Gris, Estrangeiro
                      Cinzento, Colonists, UFO<br>
                      occupants and many more.<br>
                      <br>
                      PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: Hairless skinny grey colored
                      humanoid-type alien.<br>
                      Small size around 2 to 4 ft. with a large head,
                      enlarged cranium. Large black <br>
                      eyes with no visible iris or pupil. Thin slithed
                      mouth, no lips. No external <br>
                      organs such as noses, ears or sex organs. No
                      visible muscles or bone structures.<br>
                      Often depicted with Long thin fingers, thin limbs
                      either small or long. There <br>
                      are also taller greys reported but most of the
                      time they are small in size.<br>
                      The taller greys, about 6 - 8 ft. are believed to
                      be in a higer ranking,<br>
                      commanding function.<br>
                      <br>
                      SUSPECTED ORIGIN: The Zeta Reticuli star system<br>
                      A binary star system (a star system that consists
                      of two stars) of which the <br>
                      stars are exceptionally similar to our own sun. At
                      a distance of around 39.5 <br>
                      Light years / 12 parsecs it is fairly close to us
                      on a cosmic scale.<br>
                      <br>
                      It is believed that it has at least one planet
                      called SERPO (or SERPONIA or <br>
                      SEINU) its existence leaked from undisclosed
                      sources that told about the <br>
                      mysterious PROJECT SERPO - a top secret exchange
                      program between earth and<br>
                      the supposedly grey home planet SERPO.&nbsp;
                      However at the time of writing there<br>
                      has been no astronomical evidence for any planets
                      in the Zeta Reticuli system <br>
                      to support this theory. But then again, exoplanet
                      research has just begun and <br>
                      this doesn't mean at all that there are no planets
                      circling in the binary<br>
                      system.<br>
                      <br>
                      GALACTIC GEO-POLITICAL SITUATION: <br>
                      They are enemies of the Reptillian alien race, who
                      like to eat Grey aliens <br>
                      as a delicacy. Especially the Grey's fingers are
                      eaten as a light snack. <br>
                      Also enemies of the Pleiadians, or Nordic
                      Aliens...basicly Greys <br>
                      are enemies of everyone except neo-nazis as they
                      were allied with the Third<br>
                      Reich in World War 2.<br>
                      <br>
                      ACTIVITY: Primeraly known for abducting humans and
                      doing experiments on them<br>
                      Greys are inheretily evil minded, or perhaps in
                      line with Lovecrafts cosmicism indifferent to our
                      feelings. Generally abductions take place during
                      nightime <br>
                      when we are in our beds. The abductee is paralysed
                      while the greys appear on<br>
                      the bedside and take their captive.<br>
                      <br>
                      Abductions are extremely traumatic and terrifying
                      events. The abductee is <br>
                      conducted to forced medical experiments that focus
                      most of the times on the<br>
                      reproductive system and cranium. When they are
                      returned from their capture<br>
                      the abductee occasionaly find themselves at a
                      different location from where <br>
                      they were taken and they experience missing time.<br>
                      <br>
                      HOW TO PROTECT AGAINST THEM:<br>
                      There is probably not much you can do when these
                      greys show up in your <br>
                      house, resistance seems futile as they aparently
                      use telepathic "thought" <br>
                      control to abduct you. <br>
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                      It is said that white sage repells them but I dont
                      really think a highly <br>
                      advanced extraterrestrial race with technology far
                      surpassing ours would be<br>
                      repelled by a dried herb.<br>
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                      If you get abducted by Greys the best thing to do
                      is probably go with<br>
                      the flow and at least enjoy the fact that aliens
                      take interest in you. Also<br>
                      the mere idea that you have a first hand
                      encounter, in whatever way, with an<br>
                      Alien lifeform should be quite a thrilling
                      experience...<br>
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                      <br>
                      Some more tips from the world's freakiest studios:<br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp; -=*=-<br>
                      <br>
                      HOW TO GET RID OF A SMELLY ODOR ON SYNTHESIZER<br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">Did you acquire a secondhand
                        synthesizer that smells funny? Or you just don't<br>
                        like the chemical weird fumes of your brand new
                        one? Here is a tip to make it<br>
                        smell all fresh and natural! Put the synthesizer
                        in a plastic garbagebag, it <br>
                        has to be entirely enclosed, if possible with
                        some small horizontal space for <br>
                        a small bowl. If it doesn't fit in one just tape
                        2 garbagebags together. Put<br>
                        an (open) bowl of ground coffee in the bag,
                        hermeticly seal the bags and wait<br>
                        for a couple of days. When you take it out the
                        faul smell should be gone!</font><br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-<br>
                      <br>
                      MONO MIXTIP<br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">A cool usefull tip from Jimi
                        Elektrovolt:<br>
                        When mixing down a track on a DAW put a MONO
                        fuction VST on the master, this<br>
                        is a plugin or function in the DAW that will let
                        you hear the mix in mono.<br>
                        It will be much easier to make a good mixdown
                        now, and you can tackle phase<br>
                        cancellation problems and what not more way
                        easier.<br>
                        For example in Ableton you can use the UTILITY
                        -&gt; MONO.<br>
                      </font><br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-<br>
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                      A PSYCHOLOGICAL MENTAL INSPIRATIONAL RITUAL<br>
                      From S.Hadowwolf<br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">This is a strange tip that
                        might actually work when you are producing or<br>
                        working on tracks and you feel its not going so
                        well...It could be writer's<br>
                        block, just plain laziness or even just lack of
                        skill. Get rid of those mind <br>
                        states with this semi-magickal mind trick:<br>
                        Have a record player with a random record
                        running somewhere in your studio<br>
                        while you are working, no sound just have it
                        somewhere in the corner of your<br>
                        eye and occasionally look at it while you check
                        your own song (If the sound of<br>
                        the needle is too loud still just lift the arm
                        over the record but let the<br>
                        record keep turing). This will make your
                        perceivement of the music you are<br>
                        working on different, You trick your mind
                        because your unfinished track is <br>
                        transposed to you seeing a finished format in
                        action and this might give you <br>
                        some more inspiration and motivation..This might
                        sound weird but try it…it<br>
                        might work for you!</font><br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-<br>
                      <br>
                      SAMPLER OPERATING SYSTEM FLOPPY TIP<br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">A handy tip from DJ Overdose
                        for all the old sampler freaks:<br>
                        If you use one of those old samplers where you
                        have to load the operating <br>
                        system each time you turn it on from a floppy
                        (Ensoniq EPS, ASR, Akai S2000, <br>
                        Roland W30, Ensoniq Mirage etc.etc.etc.) get a
                        piece of string or wire, put<br>
                        it through the read/write protect hole and
                        attach that string or wire to the<br>
                        sampler&nbsp; (you can use the rackears or use a
                        piece of tape or find somekind of<br>
                        screw) Now you never loose that Operating System
                        floppy!</font><br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-<br>
                      <br>
                      A COOL VOLCA BASS PATCH "COMMODORE JAZZFUNK"<br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">From S.Hadowwolf<br>
                        The Korg Volca bass is a cool little analog 3
                        osc synthesiser, playing the <br>
                        touch keyboard with a detuned 3 oscillator patch
                        instantly gets u 70s ArpMoog <br>
                        Jazzfunk freakiness…and with a little bit of
                        imagination u might think u are <br>
                        playing a Buchla Music Easel!<br>
                        Anyways here is a cool patch, it sort of
                        emulates the Commodore 64 SID arpeggio <br>
                        by using a square wave LFO that modulates the
                        pitch so it quickly emulates a 2 <br>
                        notes arpeggio. The oscillators are detuned in a
                        chord...be sure to put the OSC <br>
                        on <br>
                        <br>
                        EG: Attack 9 o'clock (or whatever u like)<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Decay/Release 5 o'clock (till
                        the end)<br>
                        LFO RATE = slightly over 2'o clock (just listen
                        to what sounds ok)<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; INT = wait with setting this
                        after u set the LFO WAVE below<br>
                        VCF: Peak = 1 o'clock<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Cutoff = 12 o'clock<br>
                        VCO: pitch 1 = 12n<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; pitch 2 = 5n<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; pitch 3 = 10n<br>
                        <br>
                        And the settings for the touchpad keys:<br>
                        VCO Group: M3<br>
                        LFO TARGET: PITCH&nbsp;&nbsp; _<br>
                        LFO WAVE: SQUARE ( | |_| )<br>
                        now set the LFO INT to your liking, depending on
                        whatever interval<br>
                        you want for this "fake" arpeggio.<br>
                        You can also choose the Sawtooth LFO Wave and
                        put the LFO INT just at<br>
                        8 o'clock for a more conservative lead sound.<br>
                        VCO WAVE: Whatever you want, can be a
                        combination of different waves<br>
                        Sustain: ON<br>
                        AMP EG: ON<br>
                        <br>
                        Put some delay (and a tad of reverb to your
                        liking) over it and you are ready<br>
                        to go...slide your fingers over the keyboard and
                        tweak the Octave key for<br>
                        some extra freakyness Sun Ra cosmic explorer
                        freejazzzz style!</font><br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-</font></small></font><font
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                      AUTHENTIC DUB ECHO <br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">Your echo delays will become
                        swirling splashy wow &amp; fluttery if you add
                        some phaser<br>
                        before the delay signal (or after it to personal
                        taste). Use a nice "soft" silk<br>
                        modest phaser like the MXR or Mu-Tron Phaser.
                        Twiddle the rate knob occasionaly<br>
                        for those magic warbles
                        wieieieieieuueepepeppepeppeeppiwwueueieeueuue!</font></font></small></font><font
                  color="#33ff33"><small><font face="Courier"><br>
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                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-<br>
                      <br>
                      CHEAP XOX 606/808/909 STYLE SEQUENCER<br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">For drum sequencing, it
                        might be obvious but the old Korg smaller
                        Electribes,<br>
                        the ES1 and ER1 send MIDI out and are great
                        hardware XOX drum sequencers for <br>
                        any MIDI gear - hook up your drum machine,
                        sampler or module and you are in<br>
                        business! The Electribe sequencer works even
                        better then the original XOX <br>
                        sequencer in many aspects as you can save your
                        pattern while playing (like <br>
                        only the TR606 does) and you have stuff like
                        mute and solo buttons, among<br>
                        some other more fancy bits!</font><br>
                      &nbsp;<br>
                      &nbsp;&nbsp; -=*=-<br>
                      <br>
                      OLD KORG SYNTHESIZERS FREE LFO<br>
                      <font color="#3366ff"><font color="#33cc00">You
                          want a free extra LFO for pitch and filter for
                          your <font color="#33ccff">Poly 61, Poly 800,<br>
                            DW6000, 8000, DSS1, DS8</font>? Basicly any
                          korg that uses that weird multidirectional<br>
                          joystick for pitch/modulation. Just open it up
                          and take out the spring that<br>
                          bounces back the joystick. Now you can set the
                          joystick in any position and<br>
                          it will not bounce back giving you a free 2nd
                          LFO you can program on the <br>
                          filter and cutoff!</font><br>
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                          color="#33ccff"><br>
                          <br>
                          OUT NOW! The first Occult Orientated Crime
                          album on Nightwind Records!<br>
                          Extremely trippy PROFESSIONAL ambient, not
                          just some jumbled up chiliwave <br>
                          overcompressed 80s retro soggy biscuit
                          jerkoff---this is PROFESSIONAL <br>
                          AMBIENT - 100% psychedelic drug music with
                          perfectly finetuned selected <br>
                          frequencies to alter your state of&nbsp; mind
                          and take you to <font color="#66ffff">complete







                            loss of<br>
                            subjective self-identity</font>: the result
                          of years of experimentation and research.<br>
                          It can be purchased and downloaded here: <br>
                          <a target="_blank"
href="https://legowelt.bandcamp.com/album/the-occult-orientated-crime-album">https://legowelt.bandcamp.com/album/the-occult-orientated-crime-album</a><br>
                          <br>
                          Some information about the tracks:<br>
                          <br>
                          TAUSEND KUSSE <br>
                          This one was originally performed at the
                          Cinesonic event in Trouw,Amsterdam <br>
                          Holland were it was used as a soundtrack for
                          some video art movies from<br>
                          the LIMA archive. <br>
                          Performed on Roland Alpha Juno 2, Roland Super
                          JX10, Korg X5D<br>
                          <br>
                          NATUFIAN MODELLING AGENCY <br>
                          The dark side of the high bustling beau monde
                          of international modelling.<br>
                          Performed on EMU Emulator II, Korg MicroKorg,
                          Doepfer Modular<br>
                          <br>
                          WORSHIP ME IN THE SANCTUARY OF TRANSCENDENCE<br>
                          Envision ancient rituals like those at the
                          Temple of Apollo giving offerings<br>
                          in sensual dances to attain a higher spirit of
                          being.<br>
                          Performed on EMU Emulator II<br>
                          &nbsp;<br>
                          LZH127 paixao na sala de estar - Set in the
                          lounge and dining quarters of<br>
                          the LZH127 airship "Graf Zepellin. Romance is
                          in the air floating endlessy <br>
                          towards a setting sun...what adventures await?<br>
                          performed on D.S.I PEK <br>
                          <br>
                          FORMATION OF CHAOS<br>
                          What do you get when you are narcotized to the
                          maximum and sitting behind<br>
                          a Casio AT-3 keyboard? Well this.<br>
                          <br>
                          DOGGERLAND&nbsp; <br>
                          Around 8000 years ago the islands of
                          Doggerland and Vikingbergen vanished<br>
                          in the North Sea. It was a vertile neolythical
                          culture of which not much is<br>
                          known. Some say it was Atlantis, or "Atland"
                          the homeworld of the Frysians <br>
                          before they had to abandon it during a great
                          flooding...as is told in their <br>
                          ancient sagas. Perfomed on Korg Microkorg Moog
                          Voyager and Korg X5D, Watkins <br>
                          Copicat <br>
                          <br>
                          NEOLITHIC COMPUTER <br>
                          It is believed that Stonehenge was the world's
                          first analogue computer. With<br>
                          a memory of 240 bytes it could store
                          information about the summer's solstice<br>
                          All hidden in the mysterious juxtaposition of
                          the ancient standing stones...<br>
                          Performed on Novation Nova and Moog Delay.<br>
                          <br>
                          RODRIGO SYNTESE SYSTEM<br>
                          Influenced by the spanish composer Joaquin
                          Rodrigo, mysterious evaporous <br>
                          sketches of Spain enfold in this odd duck on
                          the album.<br>
                          Performed on Alpha Juno 2, Moog Voyager,
                          Roland JX3P, Korg X5D. <br>
                          <br>
                          RAVELIAN MINDMELT<br>
                          Melt your mind with this extremely zompy
                          version of Ravel's Bolero...<br>
                          transposed to sync with your theta brain
                          waves....mind you don't trip!<br>
                          Perfomed on Roland Alpha Juno, Yamaha CS30,
                          Doepfer Modular, Watkins Copicat<br>
                          <br>
                          INGESLOTEN IN EEN MUSEUM<br>
                          "Locked in at a museum" a sinister dark stroll
                          through the dark empty halls<br>
                          and corridors of a museum to your choice. <br>
                          Performed on Roland JV2080, Moog MF104Delay<br>
                          <br>
                          NORWEGIAN RAVEN <br>
                          This is a 37 minute long trip going into
                          various directions. You might heard <br>
                          it on the legowelt soundcloud a couple of
                          months ago. This track was <br>
                          "conceptualized" when my friend Kaman send me
                          a fieldrecording of a torrential<br>
                          rainstorm in Oslo Norway earlier this year. I
                          took out a Korg MS2000 and <br>
                          Doepfer Modular synthesizer and started
                          jamming over it, the result being <br>
                          this track. Performed on Korg MS2000, Doepfer
                          Modular, Korg Microsampler<br>
                          <font color="#ffffff"><br>
                            <br>
                            <br>
                            <font color="#33cc00">
                              &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                              BROUGHT TO YOU BY<br>
                              <br>
                            </font></font>
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                      <font color="#00cccc">GARLIC - Not well
                        documented, and no scientific research has ever
                        been done on<br>
                        this subject, but eating a lot of garlic has a
                        mild sedating buzzy elating<br>
                        effect, an overall relaxed mesmerization and
                        will give you sense of euphoria.<br>
                        You will ofcourse be so smelly there won't be
                        much euphoria for the people<br>
                        around you. <br>
                        <br>
                        Some people claim results after only 2 raw
                        cloves of garlic but I think you <br>
                        need some more, which isn't particular healthy
                        for your stomach either. Some <br>
                        people crush the garlic and snort it through
                        their nose, claiming it has an<br>
                        "energetic" effect...I reckon that must be quite
                        painfull...<br>
                        <br>
                        I am not entirely convinced it needs to be RAW
                        garlic, I think you can<br>
                        have the same effect by cooking garlic in the
                        oven, which will make it much<br>
                        more enjoyable. Just take a few garlic bubls,
                        take off the outer skin (you <br>
                        can leave the individual garlic skings). Cut off
                        the upper part with a knife<br>
                        (Just like that Plasma ball lightning Grape from
                        the Ball Lightning experiment!)<br>
                        sprinkle or massage them with olive oil and put
                        them in the oven for half an<br>
                        hour at 200 degrees Celsius (400 Fahrenheit).<br>
                        Now you can just squeeze out that soft
                        pudding-esque garlic and get high.<br>
                        <br>
                        It will be but a matter of time before Garlic
                        will become a CLASS 1 substance<br>
                        and be illegal and outlawed in oppresive
                        regimes.</font><br>
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                      <br>
                      Eggerton Omolet investigates the BEHRINGER BASS
                      SYNTHESIZER BSY600<br>
                      <br>
                      By now you might have heard that Behringer is
                      designing a bunch of analogue<br>
                      synthesizers. Still pretty much in its conception
                      phase we might forget<br>
                      that they already are selling a synthesizer....the
                      BSY600 BASS Synthesizer!<br>
                      <br>
                      <br>
                      Sort off...this is not really a full fledged
                      synthesizer but a behringer<br>
                      copy of the BOSS SYB-3 bass pedal. If you don't
                      know, the German Behringer <br>
                      mostly copies&nbsp; ***Everything*** that exist in
                      the gearmusicworld. With guitar <br>
                      effect pedals they don't even hide where it comes
                      from, they even copy the <br>
                      looks, artwork and whatnot more with some
                      ***slight*** alterations to avoid <br>
                      issues. And if they get issues with the original
                      brands they just settle it <br>
                      for $$$. Maybe they always settle before they
                      design...I don't know I <br>
                      wouldn't be surprised. The names are quite
                      hilarious, they just husslebussle <br>
                      the original product name around randomly to get
                      something new. So BSY600<br>
                      comes&nbsp; from SYB-3 and even more hilarious:
                      the CHORUS SPACE-C C300 <br>
                      which ofcourse comes from the Line6 SPACE CHORUS
                      jumbled with some old <br>
                      Roland stuff...come on!!!!!!!)<br>
                      <br>
                      Somtimes these copies actually outclass the
                      original copied products (For<br>
                      example Behringer mixers are superior over their
                      Mackie inspiration,<br>
                      the Vintage Time Machine analog echo outclasses
                      its EHX Memory man source<br>
                      in many ways and the Behringer V-Verb is
                      considered a high class reverb,<br>
                      though I am not sure where that was copied from,
                      they had to stop making it<br>
                      a few years ago...maybe they got sued I dunno)<br>
                      <br>
                      Apart from that its flooding the world with more
                      useless plastic crap<br>
                      for humankinds inexhaustible trash heap, Behringer
                      is an infinite source of <br>
                      cheap, fun and sometimes usefull things for the
                      studio. A Cheap quick fix<br>
                      for gear junkies.<br>
                      <br>
                      Enter the BSY-600 BASS synthesizer, basicly
                      designed for bass guitar players<br>
                      so they can transform their bass sounds into funky
                      moogesuqe basssynth.<br>
                      The cool thing is that you don't have to use a
                      bassguitar: a cheap 10$ casio<br>
                      keyboard, a drummachine, monotron or a Jupiter 8
                      will do the trick just <br>
                      as fine.<br>
                      <br>
                      So connect a drummachine or whatever, twiddle the
                      knobs a bit and <br>
                      you get insant acid bleeps and bloops. The pedal
                      tracks the pitch of<br>
                      incoming signal together with an envelope filter
                      to create synthbass <br>
                      sounds out of your signal. There are 11 waveforms
                      to choose from,of which<br>
                      2 or 3 sound quite good. Depending on the chosen
                      waveform you can<br>
                      either control the LFO depth/rate or the envelope
                      decay (so some<br>
                      waveforms have an LFO controlling its filter and
                      other ones an <br>
                      envelope follower). <br>
                      <br>
                      There are knobs for filter resonance and frequency
                      so you can tweak<br>
                      around. Don't expect any 303 madness or
                      sophisticated finetuning of filter <br>
                      freakyness its all a bit rough and crumbley or
                      "friable".<br>
                      <br>
                      There is an extra input where you can connect an
                      expression pedal and<br>
                      tweak the filter frequency externally sort of
                      overriding the LFO or <br>
                      envelope follower control.<br>
                      <br>
                      It doesn't really sound like its inspiration (The
                      Boss SYB)<br>
                      The BSY600 is a bit more "chorusey" and plastic-y
                      but certainly not in a <br>
                      bad way...it can sound juicy and fresh and the fun
                      level is out of the roof. <br>
                      I had a 5$ old casio SA-1 connected to it and it
                      became a very ragtag<br>
                      undisciplined mini analog monster that could take
                      on something like a<br>
                      Yamaha CS01, with a lot of imagination.<br>
                      <br>
                      If you are into these cheap little electronic
                      music instruments<br>
                      (Monotrons, Volca's etc.) this might give you some
                      exotic spontaneous<br>
                      freshness.<br>
                      <br>
                      Check out this youtube movie of someone
                      controlling it with an organ<br>
                      rhythm box: <a target="_blank"
                        href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWVomPRx-kE">
                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWVomPRx-kE</a><br>
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                          </font><br>
                          <font color="#33cc00">Relics of the Past, the
                            Public Acces TV show starring DJ Overdose,
                            Willie Burns<br>
                            and Legowelt has hit the internet by storm!
                            here are some interesting facts about <br>
                            this show:<br>
                            <br>
                            The second episode "Space Weed" was
                            concieved, shot, editted and soundtracked<br>
                            in 2 days on a budget of 91 euros.<br>
                            <br>
                            The soundtrack of this episode was recorded
                            in 20 minutes<br>
                            <br>
                            Synthesizers used on the soundtrack of Part
                            II were the Ensoniq SQ80 and the<br>
                            Dave Smith Instruments Poly Evolver
                            Keyboard.<br>
                            <br>
                            Synthesizers used in episode one were mostly
                            the Korg Microstation and<br>
                            Casio AT-3, a gold colored keyboard
                            workstation designed especially for<br>
                            Arab weddings.<br>
                            <br>
                            The R2D2 robot-like sounds were made with a
                            Yamaha DX21 FM synthesizer, <br>
                            tweaking the slider on the frequency
                            parameter and playing random notes.<br>
                            <br>
                            Professor Gardner's sockpuppet's name is
                            Billy, but is sometimes also refered<br>
                            to as "Chicken"<br>
                            <br>
                            Billy was designed and built by Baz Reznik <br>
                            <br>
                            Although he is a gardener, it is assumed
                            Professor Gardner's gardening <br>
                            exploits are only a hobby as he seems
                            wealthy enough to be admitted to a <br>
                            institution for the "upscale" mentally
                            insane.<br>
                            <br>
                            Professor Gardner has a website somewhere on
                            the internet. Its subject <br>
                            Ancient Relics and Anthropology. As of yet
                            The location of this website is<br>
                            unknown...maybe you can find it?</font></font><font
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                        </font> <font color="#33ccff">A theory from
                          dr.Timothy Leary, that states that the brain
                          and human nervous<br>
                          system has 8 consciousness levels, or modes of
                          operation that he calls<br>
                          circuits.<br>
                          <br>
                          These eight circuits can be divided into 2
                          groups, the lower LARVAL CIRCUITS<br>
                          and the highter STELLAR circuits.&nbsp; <br>
                          <br>
                          The lower LARVAL circuits deal with "everyday"
                          psychology. Circuits needed<br>
                          for "terrestrial" survival: nourishment,
                          territoriality, language, mapping,<br>
                          prediction, looking for comfort, sexuality,
                          euphoria, enjoyment etc.etc.etc.<br>
                          <br>
                          The upper STELLAR circuits deal with psychic,
                          mystical, enlightend and<br>
                          psychedelic states of mind. They are not yet
                          used by most of the humans. <br>
                          The Stellar circuits only started to evolve in
                          recent times.<br>
                          Each circuit going upwards serves as a new
                          more advanced chapter in human<br>
                          evolution.<br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ffccff"> THE LOWER LARVAL
                            CIRCUITS are:</font><br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff"> 1- THE ORAL BIOSURVIVAL
                            CIRCUIT: </font><br>
                          Regulates the basic survival needs of humans
                          (and animals). Comfort, <br>
                          nourishment, physical safety, violence for
                          survival.<br>
                          Activated by Sugar and Opoids, such as
                          morphine and heroine.<br>
                          <br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff"> 2-THE EMOTIONAL
                            TERRITORIAL CIRCUIT</font><br>
                          Regulates domination and submission,
                          territorialty, suspicion, "political-<br>
                          territorial groupings"...think shallow brain
                          function basicly like Guidos<br>
                          wearing Bang Bang, FUBU or roccawear or
                          anything similar to that, don't go<br>
                          any higher then this. Activated by alcohol,
                          mostly depressant drugs such as<br>
                          barbiturate and benzodiazepines.<br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff"> 3.THE SYMBOLIC
                            NEUROSEMANTIC-DEXTERITY CIRCUIT</font><br>
                          This circuit coordinates human symbol systems;
                          trying to understand the <br>
                          universe/ the world around you, language,
                          invention, prediction, manipulating<br>
                          the enviroment, human science, technology etc.<br>
                          This system first appeared when we evolved
                          into "greater apes" (Hominids)<br>
                          from the primates. This circuit is triggered
                          by stimulant drugs: Caffiene, <br>
                          Cocaine, Amphetamines.<br>
                          <br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff">4.THE DOMESTIC SOCIO
                            SEXUAL CIRCUIT</font><br>
                          The fourth circuit relates to cultural values,
                          sexual pleasure and regulates<br>
                          ones behavior within "cultural networks".
                          Drugs related to activate this<br>
                          circuit are: MDMA, Indopan, Monase, Butylone
                          and other entactogens.<br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ffffff"> THE HIGHER STELLAR
                            CIRCUITS are:</font><br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff">5.THE NEUROSOMATIC
                            CIRCUIT</font><br>
                          Also called the "RAPTURE CIRCUIT": Coordinates
                          neurological-somatic feedbacks,<br>
                          The flat "geometry" of ordinary experience is
                          shifted multidimensionaly.<br>
                          Transposes the mundane visual space to all
                          encompassing sensory space.<br>
                          Releases yourself from the previous lower
                          Larval compulsive mechanisms.<br>
                          It is activated by Cannabis, Hatha Yoga, Zen
                          meditation, Tantra / prolonged <br>
                          sexual play withouth orgasm.<br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff"> 6.THE NEUROELECTRIC OR
                            METAPROGRAMMING CIRCUIT</font><br>
                          "The consciousness of abstracting"<br>
                          This circuit deals with the nervous system
                          becoming aware of itself. <br>
                          It can re-implant /re-program all earlier
                          circuits. Gives a new understanding<br>
                          of the "percieved" reality. Experienced as a
                          "mystical event".<br>
                          It is activated by Peyote, Psilocybin
                          Mushrooms and low to moderate doses of LSD.<br>
                          <br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff">7.THE NEUROGENETIC OR
                            MORPHOGENETIC CIRCUIT</font><br>
                          Deals with the "wholeness" also called
                          "Mythical Intelligence".<br>
                          Similar to concepts like the consiousness of
                          Gaia, Astral plane, Akashic fields,<br>
                          The Force in Star Wars and The collective
                          unconscious of Gustav Jung. This<br>
                          circuit transcends time and encompasses the
                          understanding of your existence in <br>
                          deep time. It connects you with an
                          archetypicial blueprint where you can see<br>
                          certain patterns of existence. The realm of
                          the Shamans.<br>
                          Activated with high doses of LSD.<br>
                          <br>
                          Now things are getting really outthere to
                          prepare yourself for the.....<br>
                          <br>
                          <font color="#ff99ff"> 8 THE NEUROATOMIC
                            CIRCUIT - OVERMIND.</font><br>
                          Regulates the "Quantum Mind" on a
                          psycho-atomic level.<br>
                          The QUANTUM MIND is a proposed idea of brain
                          function that proclaims that the<br>
                          brain is governed by quantum mechanical events
                          such as quantum entanglement<br>
                          and quantum superpositions. It regulates
                          information from beyond the normal<br>
                          space time continiuum. <br>
                          A cosmos of infinite realms, the planes of the
                          "gods".<br>
                          THe last step, beyond this lies the Supermind
                          <br>
                          Can be activated by: Kundali Yoga /
                          Meditation, D.M.T. , Out of Body Experiences,<br>
                          Near death experiences, astral projection.<br>
                          <br>
                          What circuit will you advance to in your
                          lifetime? Will you never achieve<br>
                          anything past the Larval stage? ....Maybe its
                          time to step up to the overmind <br>
                          and beyond!<br>
                          <br>
                          You can read Timothy Leary's "EXO-PSYCHOLOGY"
                          in PDF here for more information:<br>
                        </font> <a target="_blank"
                          href="https://archive.org/details/exopsychologyman00learrich">https://archive.org/details/exopsychologyman00learrich</a><br>
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                              color="#ffccff"> ________________&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;
                            o&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                            &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; O&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; .<br>
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                              color="#ffccff"> / -- -- / ----&nbsp;
                              /|&nbsp;&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                            .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                            <font color="#ff99ff">/ ----- / -- -&nbsp; /
                              /&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;
                            O&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                              / ----- / ----- / /&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                            .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; .<br>
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                              color="#66ff99">_____________</font>/
                            ----- / -- -&nbsp; / /<font color="#66ff99">_______________________________________</font><br>
                            &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font
                              color="#33cc00">____________</font>/_______/_______/
                            /<font color="#33cc00">________________________________________</font><br>
                            &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#009900">&nbsp;
                              ____________</font>|_______|_______|/<font
                              color="#009900">_________________________________________</font><br>
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                          <br>
                          <font color="#cc66cc">Step away from
                            illiteracy, look smart and learn new words
                            nobody else knows!<br>
                            <br>
                            Arctolatry: Worship of bears, Bear cult<br>
                            <br>
                            Ichthyolatry: The worship of fish or of fish
                            shaped idols.<br>
                            <br>
                            Ennui: A feeling of utter weariness and
                            discontent resulting from satiety<br>
                            or lack of interest; boredom.<br>
                            <br>
                            Sassafras: MDMA, XTC also a tree type.<br>
                            <br>
                            Heliotrope: A magic herb reputed to confer
                            invisibility.<br>
                            <br>
                            Susurrous: Whispering or rustling<br>
                            <br>
                            Rhabdomancy: The art of discovering hidden
                            objects with the aid of a rod or<br>
                            twig.<br>
                            <br>
                            Pantomorphic: Taking on all shapes<br>
                          </font></font><font color="#cc66cc"><br>
                        </font><font color="#33cc00"><font
                            color="#cc66cc">Larval or Larve: Person with
                            extreme low intellect, even lesser then a
                            GUIDO<br>
                            or Bro. example: </font><font
                            color="#33ccff"><font color="#cc66cc">"That
                              sexist and racist guy always writing in
                              CAPS how cool <br>
                              and awesome he is, is def on a LARVAL
                              level"<br>
                              <br>
                              Paragnosis: Knowledge obtained by
                              supernatural means.<br>
                              <br>
                              Dwaal: A dreamy, dazed, absent minded
                              state.<br>
                              <br>
                              Cereology: The study or investigation of
                              crop circles<br>
                              <br>
                              Semothees: The offspring of a divine
                              spiritual parent and a human one.</font><br>
                          </font></font><br>
==============================================================================</font><br>
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                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      /&nbsp; ________&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp; .&nbsp; o
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                      /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; . | <br>
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                      |/|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      |______| /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      ||||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      \_____________________ |&nbsp; &nbsp;
                      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br>
                      |&nbsp; __&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp; "~~&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ___&nbsp; //
                      ||||\\\\&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      ____\____&nbsp; ____&nbsp; ___&nbsp; __&nbsp; | <br>
                      | _&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      /&nbsp; __ __ __\\ //\\\ //&nbsp;
                      ____&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      ________&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; _______|<br>
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp; _&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      /\\____&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      _________________ _ _&nbsp; ____&nbsp;
                      __&nbsp;&nbsp; ____&nbsp; _|<br>
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ___/\__,__/
                      /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \ ___ _ ____ _&nbsp; ___
                      __ ____&nbsp;&nbsp; __&nbsp; ____ _ __ ____|<br>
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; \&nbsp;&nbsp; /\&nbsp;
                      /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp; __ __&nbsp;&nbsp; _&nbsp;&nbsp; _ _
                      _&nbsp;&nbsp; _ _ _ _&nbsp; _____&nbsp; _ _ _ _|<br>
                      |&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \ /&nbsp;
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                      \ ___ _ _ ___ _ __ _ ____ _ _ _ ___ _ __ _ _ _|<br>
                      |
                      /_______|____|__________|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;





















                      |<br>
|______________________________________________________________________|<br>
                      <br>
                      "Cosmicism" by Waldorf Curralop<br>
                      H.P Lovecraft was a real xenophobic sourpuss
                      biggot<br>
                      His favorite foods were ginger biscuits and cheese
                      crackers<br>
                      <br>
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                      |&nbsp;&nbsp; _&nbsp; _ _______
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                      o&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp; o&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      __/___&nbsp; ____\ &nbsp;
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                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; . &nbsp;&nbsp;
                      O&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp; /___\&nbsp;
                      /____\ \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      o&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
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                      | &nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; o&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      /&nbsp;&nbsp; -_=_-&nbsp; -_=_--&nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
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                      ''&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; . .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
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                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
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                      o&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      \_&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -
                      -&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      &nbsp; &nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;







                      - -&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      |||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      _/_ __ &nbsp; ___ &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ___
                      \&nbsp; ___&nbsp; |_ &nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp; <br>
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                      \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp; \&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
                      |&nbsp; ______________________&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      ___|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      ___ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      ________--------- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;
                      &nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      | ____----
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                      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      \/&nbsp; /&nbsp; \&nbsp; | <br>
                      |- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
                      \&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                      |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |
                      &nbsp; &nbsp; \&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \ \
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                      ///&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp; |<br>
                      |
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                      \&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
|______________________________________________________________________|<br>
                      <br>
                      "Jabba" by Fenenzio Doddlewomb<br>
                      Jabba the Hutt is 600 years old<br>
                      He smokes his spice from a "snackquarium"...a
                      Hookah filled with frogs<br>
                      which he eats for snacks<br>
                      <br>
                      <font color="#3366ff">=============================================================================</font><br>
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                        _&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        _&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        <br>
                        __&nbsp;&nbsp; _(_) __| | ___&nbsp;
                        ___&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; __ _&nbsp; __|
                        |_&nbsp;&nbsp; _(_) ___ ___ <br>
                        \ \ / / |/ _` |/ _ \/ _ \&nbsp;&nbsp; / _` |/ _`
                        \ \ / / |/ __/ _ \</font><br>
                      <font color="#ffccff">&nbsp;\ V /| | (_| |&nbsp;
                        __/ (_) | | (_| | (_| |\ V /| | (_|&nbsp; __/</font><br>
                      <font color="#ffffff">&nbsp; <font
                          color="#cc33cc">\_/
                          |_|\__,_|\___|\___/&nbsp;&nbsp; \__,_|\__,_|
                          \_/ |_|\___\___|</font></font><br>
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                        *<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp; o&nbsp; .&nbsp;
                        ___________________&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;





















                        |<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |
                        _________________ |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; o&nbsp;
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                        o&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        ||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        o&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;





















                        /_____&nbsp;&nbsp; \<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp; .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ||
                        /\_/\_____/\/\/\||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;





















                        *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
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                        \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ||&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        o&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                        |____/&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
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                        \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                        |_________|<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        ||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        \&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        ||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        |_____|<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; .
                        ||_________________||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                        /&nbsp; ___&nbsp; \___<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        |___________________|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        \ ..\_&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |
                        /&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; o&nbsp; | o o o o
                        -________
                        |&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |\
                        ..\|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        |/&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp; |<br>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; | VHS
                        = =
                        |________||&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        \ //..\&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                        /&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp;
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                        (this ASCII picture is a hybrid of the Original
                        Yamaha DX100 commercial and<br>
                        mid 80s Phillips Videorecorder ads)<br>
                        <br>
                        Another ViDeO AdViCe with some CoOl MoViEs To
                        WaTcH!<br>
                        Time to load up the bit2torrent and start
                        downloading…this issue an extra <br>
                        dose of movie tips!!!<br>
                        <br>
                        Rating system:<br>
                        <br>
                        * = waste of your time<br>
                        ** = if you are really bored the first 5 minutes
                        might entertain you<br>
                        *** = Ok, nothing special<br>
                        **** = Good<br>
                        ***** = Brilliant<br>
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                        <br>
                        BASKETCASE 1982 USA Frank Henenlotter<br>
                        One of the greatest movies ever made. Duane
                        Bradley travels to New York with <br>
                        his deformed once siamese twin Belial. Belial
                        lives in a picnic basket that <br>
                        Duane always carries around and whom he feeds
                        all kind of snacks in bulk <br>
                        such as hot dogs and hamburgers. They check in
                        at a seedy hotel and from<br>
                        there they plan their revenge against the
                        doctors who separated them when<br>
                        they were kids. Unlike a lot of other movies in
                        this genre this one sticks<br>
                        out on many levels… The acting, the colourful
                        characters, the seedy atmosphere<br>
                        make it so much more then the usual exploitation
                        slasher. You can watch<br>
                        Basketcase 2 and 3 too, not as good but still
                        excellent…and you just need to <br>
                        know what happens in this epic journey, just
                        like the original Star Wars...<br>
                        You should show this to your kids instead of all
                        the brainrotting Disney <br>
                        crap they watch!<br>
                        Trailer here <a target="_blank"
                          href="https://archive.org/details/exopsychologyman00learrich">
                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQj7j8yG6A</a><br>
                        *****<br>
                        <br>
                        BAD RONALD 1974<br>
                        Originally a TV Movie from the 1970s this became
                        a cult classic recently. <br>
                        Its really strange, unique and could be a kids
                        family movie sort of but not <br>
                        really (but it could be depending in what kind
                        of family you grow up...)<br>
                        Its too disquieting for that...Ronald is a dorky
                        inept kid that is bullied<br>
                        by everyone. His mother (there is no father) has
                        all her hopes set on that<br>
                        Ronald will become an important doctor. Ronald
                        himself lives in a fantasy<br>
                        world of enchanting RPG dungeons and dragons
                        fairytales. One day Ronald<br>
                        accidentaly kills the neighbor's little daughter
                        when she calls him names.<br>
                        His mother decides to hide Ronald in the walls
                        of their house and tells the <br>
                        police he left to an unknown destination. Ronald
                        is not allowed to go <br>
                        outside of the walls and one day his mother has
                        to go to the hospital for<br>
                        an operation. She fills up the refrigirator and
                        sais she will be back in <br>
                        2 weeks. Something goes wrong with the operation
                        and the mother never <br>
                        returns. Ronald survives stealing food from the
                        neighbours kitchen. Then <br>
                        one day....the house gets new tenants whome are
                        unaware that there is <br>
                        somebody living in their walls who is watching
                        their every move....<br>
                        It all has a tense highly mesmerizing&nbsp;
                        horrific fairytaile atmosphere <br>
                        that just works fantastic.<br>
                        Trailer <a target="_blank"
                          href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSgfmQEe0E8">
                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSgfmQEe0E8</a><br>
                        *****<br>
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                        ALONE WITH HER 2006 USA<br>
                        If there would be a DVD box with Bad Ronald and
                        another movie touching the<br>
                        same subject sort off this would be it…That is a
                        Voyeurism mixed with <br>
                        "domestic espionage" compilation. The main guy
                        (or antoganist actually)<br>
                        is a chubby glassed adorkable psychopath who
                        starts following some incredibly<br>
                        stupid bimbo. Yeah its one of those movies were
                        the main female protagonist is<br>
                        so irritating and dumb that you just hope she is
                        going to get cut up as soon as<br>
                        possible to get it over with. The main focus of
                        interest thus is the psychopath<br>
                        who investigates every intimate detail about his
                        victim. You will sit on the edge<br>
                        of your seat in nailbitting anxiousness as he
                        breaks in her appartment and sets <br>
                        up spy cameras, taps on the phone etc. After a
                        while he goes into unsettling <br>
                        areas when he tries to "accidentally" chat her
                        up at the video store with the<br>
                        information he gathered. Slowly he befriends her
                        and the story gets more intense <br>
                        and disturbing. Incredible uncomfortable but
                        also (unintentionally)<br>
                        humorous…really absurdly entertaining but its
                        still pretty bad, especially <br>
                        compared to Bad Ronald. <br>
                        **1/2<br>
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                        THE LIFT 1983 Holland Dick Maas<br>
                        Dick Maas's STUNNING euro-horror classic and
                        also one of the best dutch movies<br>
                        ever made. Ahead of its time with a story about
                        an elevator taken over <br>
                        by an Artificial Intelligence gone haywire.
                        Everything is awesome in this <br>
                        movie from the name of the evil microchip
                        company "Rising Sun Industries" to<br>
                        the dark office tower always hit by lightning.
                        Add badass melancholical acting,<br>
                        moody colourful and sinister art direction and
                        we haven't even mentioned the<br>
                        FANTASTIC soundtrack by the director himself,
                        played on a Roland Jupiter 8<br>
                        and Juno 6. A genuine Masterpiece.<br>
                        Watch it here with english subtitles <br>
                        <a target="_blank"
                          href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MyOxMJkyk0">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MyOxMJkyk0</a><br>
                        There is also an English dubbed version
                        somewhere floating on the internet.<br>
                        *****<br>
                        <br>
                        COMBAT SHOCK 1984 Buddy Giovinazzo<br>
                        This is like Eraserhead meets Taxi Driver made
                        on a zero budget. Set in Port<br>
                        Richmond, Staten Island, it tells the story of a
                        jobless vietnam veteran who<br>
                        has to deal with his nagging wife and malformed
                        baby. Things are getting <br>
                        pretty grim from there... Considered to be "one
                        of the ugliest, nastiest, <br>
                        most depressing movies of the decade"...sounds
                        like fun! Also for real this<br>
                        is, I am not kidding, Port Richmonds only claim
                        to fame. A great christmas <br>
                        movie for the whole family!<br>
                        You can watch the whole movie online here:<br>
                        <a target="_blank"
                          href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjQmhZlEI4">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjQmhZlEI4</a><br>
                        ****<br>
                        <br>
                        THE SENTINEL 1977 USA Michael Winner<br>
                        Awesome sophisticated 1970s horror movie set in
                        New York. Directed by Michael <br>
                        Winner of Death Wish fame. Allison Parker is a
                        highly psychoneurotic fashion <br>
                        model. She rents a new appartment in a house
                        which is owned by a secret society <br>
                        of excommunicated Catholic priests. Allison is
                        unaware to the fact that this <br>
                        house is a secret gateway to hell and its
                        entrance is guarded by a blind priest<br>
                        who lives in the attic. Enough material for one
                        of the most fascinating and<br>
                        scariest 1970s horror films! At the time the
                        movie came out it was recieved <br>
                        quite dramatically with reviews like "the worst
                        most offensive and repressive <br>
                        horror film of the 1970s".&nbsp; <br>
                        In hinsight all this critisism didn't seem
                        justified...nothing but the <br>
                        pretentious blather of uptight movie
                        critics....fortunately the movie has <br>
                        matured rather well and is now seen as a 70s
                        horror masterpiece, The overall <br>
                        atmosphere is just great...the cinematography,
                        the soundtrack, the cast<br>
                        (Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken!) the weird
                        story and the late 70s New<br>
                        York Fashion jet-set vibe all fit into place
                        perfectly! <br>
                        TRAILER <a target="_blank"
                          href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gco7N1NG0ek">
                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gco7N1NG0ek</a><br>
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                      IASOS - Inter-Dimensional Music 1975<br>
                      15 track album<br>
                      This is like the Selected Ambient Works 1985-92 of
                      new age music, one of the<br>
                      very first (if not the first) new age albums which
                      freakyness and unique<br>
                      production style have never been recreated nor
                      imitated. The incredible rawness <br>
                      gives everything a soft edge. Extraordinarely
                      ethereal...like being surrounded <br>
                      by golden lensflares in a sea of phlox colored
                      quicksilver. While pan plays<br>
                      his pipes on a forested shore made out of hmmm
                      chocolate. There are almost no<br>
                      low frequencies, this might work on one's nerves
                      too much but somehow it doesn't.<br>
                      Put the high EQ' a little bit less and you are
                      off....Brainmelting stuff.<br>
                      Listen to it here: <a target="_blank"
                        href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar6Ooytvk8M">
                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar6Ooytvk8M</a><br>
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                      <br>
                      J D Emmanuel - Wizards 1982<br>
                      Five tracks recorded on a Crumar Traveler organ,
                      Yamaha SK20 Symfonic ensemble,<br>
                      3 (!) Sequential Circuit Pro One's and a DeltaLab
                      DL-2 digital delay<br>
                      Beautifull dusty and wooley new age synth trips.
                      Real deep stuff bustling with<br>
                      character and awesomeness, think Terry Riley but
                      then inwards and beyond, <br>
                      sedative...coming over you like a soft velvet
                      blanket.<br>
                      Get it here <a target="_blank"
                        href="https://jdemmanuel.bandcamp.com/album/wizards">https://jdemmanuel.bandcamp.com/album/wizards</a><br>
                      <br>
                      <br>
                      MORTON FELDMAN - Coptic Light 1985<br>
                      Perfect for a more mystical unnerving confound, if
                      not a tad, sinister trip.<br>
                      Raymond Tuttle, a music critic, wrote in 1999:
                      "This music exists on <br>
                      the other side of the fence that marks the
                      boundaries of our consciousness."<br>
                      That is enough words said <br>
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                      <br>
                      <font color="#33cc00">Do you have a half broken
                        old mixer lying around? (For example that crap<br>
                        MACKIE Mixer u need to dispose of!)...you can
                        turn it into a cool super analog<br>
                        freak synth. No soldering or electro engineering
                        required! You don't even have <br>
                        to use glue or tape...All you need are some
                        cables! (and maybe a limiter and<br>
                        some FX pedals)<br>
                        <br>
                        We will make this synthesizer by feeding its
                        output in its own input creating <br>
                        a feedback loop where the mixer will keep
                        amplifying its internal circuit noise.<br>
                        This feedback loop will be controlled and shaped
                        with the EQ and volume controls<br>
                        on the mixer.<br>
                        <br>
                        ***WARNING***<br>
                        BE sure to put the volume on your speakers
                        low...I would also advise not to do<br>
                        this on any precious monitor speakers you have,
                        just use some old crap speakers <br>
                        to be safe cause this synth is going to be
                        EXTREME and it might blow up your <br>
                        speakers or anything else in the signal path.<br>
                        <br>
                        DO NOT USE headphones!!!!!<br>
                        Maybe connect a limiter just to be safe....maybe
                        really do cause it is <br>
                        going to be LOUD and mostly uncontrollable!<br>
                        <br>
                        So all you gotta do:<br>
                        Be sure the volume faders/knobs are down.<br>
                        Connect the AUX outputs of the mixer to the
                        input channels of your mixer.<br>
                        Thats it. You have created a feedback loop that
                        is controllable with the<br>
                        EQ, AUX send and volume knobs. Slowly turn up
                        the volume faders and kind<br>
                        of see where it goes...it will come in slowly
                        like a seabreeze wave but<br>
                        will quickly transform in a gargantuan tsunami
                        of sound...so move the<br>
                        sliders with the upmost delicacy.<br>
                        You can change the frequency and sound "color"
                        by tweaking the EQ knobs and<br>
                        changing the volume and AUXillery ammount. More
                        BASS eq will make the <br>
                        pitch go down, high EQ up etc.<br>
                        You can connect as many inputs to as many Aux
                        outs making a sort of poly-<br>
                        phonic feedback synth, which you can play by
                        sliding the volume faders...<br>
                        <br>
                        check out this mp3 for an example of how this
                        will sound:<br>
                        <a target="_blank"
href="http://electro-music.com/forum/phpbb-files/zero_input_mixing__open_air_recording_final_103.mp3">http://electro-music.com/forum/phpbb-files/zero_input_mixing__open_air_recording_final_103.mp3</a><br>
                        <br>
                        Here is a schematic of the Feedback Fractal
                        synth:<br>
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                        crappy mixer<br>
                        <br>
                        Don't expect to get any smooth scaled synth
                        sounds straight away,<br>
                        this is going to be all over the audible noise
                        spectrum from swooping sub<br>
                        lows to sweeped high bleeps. Unpredictable chaos
                        is all yours...<br>
                        <br>
                        This is especially good for the more rawer
                        experimental type of music<br>
                        styles...drone noise or just weird effects.<br>
                        <br>
                        You can also tune a sound for each mixer
                        channel, pitch them to scale<br>
                        and play notes by sliding the faders up and
                        down.<br>
                        Like in this movie example: <a target="_blank"
                          href="http://vimeo.com/30074885">http://vimeo.com/30074885</a><br>
                        <br>
                        Add some FX such as delay, phasers, filters,
                        more EQ, tremelo, vibrato,<br>
                        overdrive etc. the possibilities are endless! No
                        need to get a<br>
                        7000 euro EMS synthi or Buchla (not really but
                        still its fun)<br>
                        <br>
                        More in depth information about feedback
                        synthesis here:<br>
                        <a target="_blank"
href="http://electro-music.com/wiki/pmwiki.php?n=Articles.FeedbackOrNoInputMixing">http://electro-music.com/wiki/pmwiki.php?n=Articles.FeedbackOrNoInputMixing</a></font><br>
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                      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br>
                      This poem was send in by 24ktgod<br>
                      <br>
                      endless sky obscured<br>
                      by right angles<br>
                      my mind at ease<br>
                      wind carries, from smooth surface<br>
                      rough leaves<br>
                      men in white linen<br>
                      across the veranda,<br>
                      wet palms swaying-<br>
                      serve me drinks with<br>
                      little umbrellas<br>
                      <br>
                      "i buy yoga mats<br>
                      with plastic-I<br>
                      leave through sliding<br>
                      doors Im at peace with myself<br>
                      go ahead pour some more"<br>
                      a tiny sea of ZIPLOC<br>
                      bags filled with<br>
                      vaporous forms<br>
                      <br>
                      dragging one<br>
                      tab between<br>
                      two others, light<br>
                      skin between topaz<br>
                      screens<br>
                      little black<br>
                      digits, banality of<br>
                      life gives gentle way<br>
                      to the withdrawal of<br>
                      my 401k<br>
                      <br>
                      -24ktgod<br>
                      <font color="#ccffff"><br>
                        -=*=-</font><br>
                      <br>
                      Here is a poem from C.Bukowski:<br>
                      <br>
                      "Be Kind"<br>
                      <br>
                      We are always asked<br>
                      to understand the other person's<br>
                      viewpoint<br>
                      no matter how<br>
                      out-dated<br>
                      foolish or<br>
                      obnoxious<br>
                      <br>
                      one is asked<br>
                      to view<br>
                      their total error<br>
                      their life-waste<br>
                      with <br>
                      kindliness<br>
                      especially if they are aged<br>
                      <br>
                      but age is the total of<br>
                      our doing.<br>
                      they have aged<br>
                      badly<br>
                      because they have<br>
                      lived<br>
                      out of focus<br>
                      they have refused to <br>
                      see.<br>
                      <br>
                      not their fault?<br>
                      <br>
                      whose fault?<br>
                      mine?<br>
                      <br>
                      I am asked to hide<br>
                      my viewpoint<br>
                      from them<br>
                      for fear of their<br>
                      fear<br>
                      <br>
                      age is no crime<br>
                      <br>
                      but the shame<br>
                      of a deliberately<br>
                      wasted life<br>
                      <br>
                      among so many<br>
                      deliberately<br>
                      wasted<br>
                      lives<br>
                      <br>
                      is.<br>
                      <br>
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                      A review by ADEPTUS of the new Roland TR8 drum
                      machine, straight from <br>
                      Haitian Town NORTH MIAMI where they know quite a
                      bit about original TR808s...<br>
                      <br>
                      I have used tr808 extensively and 909 a couple
                      times and i can say for sure <br>
                      that it is sounding as good as those machines, seq
                      is surprisingly deep, a <br>
                      little bit inconvenient for a guy like me to use
                      because i am not so much a <br>
                      live performer, and I like to plan all my patterns
                      out in song mode with <br>
                      parameter locks a la later generation
                      electribes/mpc/rm1x/commandStation/ <br>
                      modern DAWS.. off the bat the "circuit emulation"
                      does same or better job <br>
                      than i can&nbsp; do with my daw and 808/909
                      samples, no normal person would <br>
                      distinguish the sound.. <br>
                      <br>
                      The sequencer is solid and suited for live use i
                      think, and there is not <br>
                      parameter locks which is bumming me out cuz thats
                      important when u are making<br>
                      well thought out or prepared productions, but if
                      ur that style u could wing <br>
                      it with careful takes.. the effects are OKAY, the
                      Scatter is really great and<br>
                      fun to use and saves some complicated workstation
                      work, i would normally have<br>
                      to do to get that sound. overall i say it is worth
                      it if u are more of a <br>
                      tactile kinda guy but if u didnt grow up/develop
                      ur skillz on hardware then <br>
                      just use samples and it is not worth the cost to
                      move outside the box. If you <br>
                      are still trying to spending more than a thousand
                      dollars on buying something<br>
                      that is "analogue" for analogue sake i can tell
                      you probably cant make cool <br>
                      tracks anyway. also there is possibility of 606
                      expansions coming soon? also <br>
                      it stupid you cant load samples via usb cord. also
                      it looks cool like a Borg <br>
                      device and not burning man or star trek tng
                      computer like ableton live daw<br>
                      <br>
                      AdEpTuS oF BlAcK AnGeL CrEw<br>
                      <br>
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                        <font color="#33ccff">"DEEP THOUGHT" A D.I.Y
                          Artificial Intelligence project for the <br>
                          Commodore 64 computer by Clendon Toblerone.
                          Original a project for<br>
                          his junior high computer class. <br>
                          <br>
                          This few of lines of commodore C64 BASIC code
                          will give you a powerfull<br>
                          artificial intelligent, if not very ennui,
                          entity to talk with. Perfect to<br>
                          spend the lonely&nbsp; christmas evenings or
                          show off your programming skills:</font>
                        &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br>
                        <br>
                        <font color="#5577ff">1 rem *** DEEP THOUGHT
                          COMMODORE 64 A.I ***<br>
                          2 rem *** by Clendon Toblerone ***<br>
                          3 poke 53280,0:poke 53281,0:poke 646,7<br>
                          4 sys 58726<br>
                          5 print "Hello I am SHALMANESER an A.I.
                          entity"<br>
                          6 print : print<br>
                          7 print "Ask me a question..."<br>
                          11 print : input "&gt; ";a{body}lt;br>
                          12 poke 54296,15: poke 54296,0<br>
                          13 I = INT(12*RND(1))+1<br>
                          14 if I=1 then 50<br>
                          15 if I=2 then 51<br>
                          16 if I=3 then 52<br>
                          17 if I=4 then 53<br>
                          18 if I=5 then 54<br>
                          19 if I=6 then 55<br>
                          20 if I=7 then 56<br>
                          21 if I=8 then 57<br>
                          22 if I=9 then 58<br>
                          23 if I=10 then 59<br>
                          24 if I=11 then 60<br>
                          25 if I=12 then 61<br>
                          26 goto 11<br>
                          50 print "Maybe."goto 11<br>
                          51 print "Yes.": goto 11<br>
                          52 print "No I don't think so": goto 11<br>
                          53 print "What are you talking about."goto 11<br>
                          54 print "I am not really sure, can you
                          explain more":goto 11<br>
                          55 print "Tell me about yourself":goto 11<br>
                          56 print "How does that make you feel":goto 11<br>
                          57 print "Don't be so rude":goto 11<br>
                          58 print "Hahaha!":goto 11<br>
                          59 print "I am bored.":goto 11<br>
                          60 print "I don't want to talk now":goto 11<br>
                          61 print"That sounds exciting":goto 11<br>
                          62 return</font><br>
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                        You can ofcourse expand the AI Power by adding
                        more answers after line 62<br>
                        make sure to ad the directing lines to after
                        line 25.<br>
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                      and turntables are rectangular)<br>
                      <br>
                      You might know Baz Reznik from his cult DYFR
                      records label and DJ mixes<br>
                      and productions, you might not know that Baz
                      Reznik is also a writer!<br>
                      In 2011 he wrote a real novel called "The day
                      after yesterday", a rather<br>
                      cool book about the dark side of a dutch DJ....its
                      in dutch only tho...<br>
                      He is working on a new book apparently which is
                      going to be some sort of <br>
                      travel journal. Baz wrote something in English for
                      this magazine about his <br>
                      arrival in Brazil....we didn't hear anything after
                      this so we presume he <br>
                      never made it out of the favelas...<br>
                      <br>
                      The arrival by Baz Reznik<br>
                      <br>
                      Going on a world trip is easy. You just need a
                      decent job in a western <br>
                      society, a travel partner / wife (also with job)
                      and the determination<br>
                      to live two years on pasta so you can save enough
                      money. The difficult <br>
                      thing is leaving everything and everybody behind.
                      To say goodbye to <br>
                      your job, house, family and above all security.<br>
                      <br>
                      The security part is the part we miss the most
                      when we land in Rio de <br>
                      Janeiro on the first day. After eighteen hours of
                      flight (did I already<br>
                      mention that the world trip is a budget one?),
                      Brazil can be breathtaking. <br>
                      Literally cause the forty degrees in combination
                      with a lot of shouting <br>
                      South American cabdrivers is something you
                      generally don't want to<br>
                      encounter after almost twenty-four hours without
                      sleep. <br>
                      <br>
                      Rio de Janeiro is a gigantic city with more than 6
                      million people living<br>
                      there. The fact that carnival was about to begin
                      did almost double this<br>
                      number and made the prices of the hotel skyrocket.
                      That is why we decided <br>
                      to go couchsurfing. Couchsurfing is a worldwide
                      website dedicated to get <br>
                      travelers who have a spare room for other travels
                      in contact with each <br>
                      other. We found a nice girl with good references
                      in Rio who wanted to take<br>
                      us in for three days and show us around in town.
                      Her house was a bit<br>
                      outside the tourist area and this is where the
                      problem started. <br>
                      <br>
                      The first five cabdrivers didn't know the address
                      (or any English and <br>
                      with the quick course Portuguese I did in the
                      plane I couldn't really do<br>
                      more than count till ten and say "thank you" which
                      didn't help much at all). <br>
                      The sixth one did know the address but told us it
                      was in the middle of the <br>
                      favelas. The favelas are the slums of Brazil and
                      generally not the safest <br>
                      neighborhoods (to make a comparison: being in a
                      minefield in Congo can be<br>
                      saver because at least if you stand still not much
                      will happen to you, <br>
                      there are saver favelas now but that weren't the
                      ones we were heading to). <br>
                      <br>
                      We convinced the cabdriver to take us there anyway
                      to have a look. When <br>
                      driving to the address the houses looked worse and
                      worse. The cab had to <br>
                      slowly maneuver through half blocked streets with
                      garbage and cracks in the <br>
                      concrete. Even the Brazilian cabdriver locked his
                      doors and we felt the <br>
                      tension. Twenty six hours ago we were in the
                      Netherlands, having a cup of <br>
                      coffee on the airfield after saying goodbye to
                      family and friends, now we <br>
                      were driving through exactly those areas they
                      always say you have to avoid <br>
                      with no knowledge of the country, language or our
                      general surroundings. <br>
                      <br>
                      We were in Asia before but never in South America
                      and never (apart from <br>
                      some streets in our own city) in a neighborhood
                      where even the cabdrivers <br>
                      don't want to be. Our relieve was immense when we
                      stopped at the address<br>
                      and the building turned out to be a gated and
                      heavily guarded community <br>
                      of six flats right between three favelas. The
                      cabdriver jumped out and got<br>
                      one of the guards who, after showing him the
                      address, looked around <br>
                      before opening the fence to let the cab drive in.
                      After us they <br>
                      immediately closed the gate to only open it again
                      to let the cab leave. <br>
                      <br>
                      It was one in the afternoon, right on time, when
                      we told the reception to <br>
                      phone our hostess. Our dream of finally being in a
                      safe environment to get <br>
                      some drinks, food and maybe some sleep was
                      shattered by the receptionist<br>
                      telling us the phone was not answered. There was
                      nothing else to do but <br>
                      wait on a couch in the reception and hope our
                      hostess would turn up any <br>
                      time soon. We couldn't go outside into the favela
                      and there was nowhere <br>
                      else to go: because of carnival all the hotels had
                      been spoken for <br>
                      months ago.<br>
                      <br>
                      TO BE CONTINUED...<br>
                      <br>
                      By Baz Reznik<br>
                      <br>
                      You can purchase Baz Reznik's novel here it is in
                      dutch language only!<br>
                      http://www.tunnel-radio.nl/dedagnagisteren.htm<br>
                      <br>
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                      &nbsp;&nbsp; <br>
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                        Practiced in isolation and secrecy, viewed with
                        suspicion by society, this is<br>
                        Argios'guide to everyday sorcery from elixers to
                        magic potions to forgotten<br>
                        herbal knowledge.<br>
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                        In the ancient celtic lands Druids had great
                        knowledge about the potency and<br>
                        power of all kinds of plants.<br>
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                        One of the most sacred herbs of the Druids was
                        Mint in its various forms.<br>
                        Vape or extract the mint smell in your vincinity
                        and it will result in a higher<br>
                        state of being, a wave of freshness, creativity,
                        focus and concentration will <br>
                        come over you. But also an overall pleasant
                        relaxed mood. Energetic withouth being<br>
                        ansy or speedy.<br>
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                      Growing it yourself:<br>
                      You can ofcourse buy mint plants, sprigs, dried
                      mint and even mint oil in <br>
                      the supermarket but its really easy to grow by
                      yourself too, it will grow fast and plentyfull and
                      almost&nbsp; everywhere, its ideal place is
                      however a moist ground facing<br>
                      the midday/afternoon sun.</font></small></font><font
                  color="#33ff33"><small><font face="Courier"><font
                        color="#33ccff"> The best time to harvest mint
                        is in the morning while the volatile oils and
                        life forces in the plant are at their strongest.<br>
                        <br>
                        How to operate the mint herb:<br>
                        <br>
                        Fresh mint: <br>
                        Tear it up in smaller pieces with your hands (it
                        will make your <br>
                        hands smell really nice) put a bunch of it in a
                        bowl and place it in your room<br>
                        somewhere. Make sure you tear the pieces in the
                        room you want the mint atmosphere<br>
                        because it is during the tearing process that
                        most of the mint particles will infuse<br>
                        the air.<br>
                        <br>
                        The potency of this method is not as powerfull
                        but it is the freshest<br>
                        with a more pine-forestesque smell to it. You
                        might need a bunch of bowls around<br>
                        the room to really get the best out of it. <br>
                        <br>
                        <br>
                        Dried mint: <br>
                        A more sweeter intenser smell then the fresh
                        mint and more potent. Put some water<br>
                        in a preferably wide open pan (with a big
                        surface area, like a wok or frying<br>
                        pan) put it on the stove and sprinkle like 5
                        grams (half of a small jar) of the<br>
                        dried mint in it. Let it slowly simmer ...your
                        house should be infused with its mesmerizing
                        smell in no time. Be carefull you don't overdo
                        it, cooking it too <br>
                        long and putting in too much dried mint might
                        give a more medicinal and spinach<br>
                        -esque smell. Just experiment a bit to get the
                        right amounts and results you like.<br>
                        <br>
                        By Argios the sorcerer arch-druid</font><br>
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                      <br>
                      A transcription of the legendary monologue Guy
                      Tavares aka Schmerzlabor<br>
                      made after his&nbsp; DJ gig in the Golden Pudel
                      Club in Hamburg on the 2nd of <br>
                      march in the year of our Lord 2014 (German
                      Language only)<br>
                      <br>
                      'HERGANG UNBEKANNT' ('Circumstances Unknown')<br>
                      &nbsp;<br>
                      'Schmerzlabor und Das Cabaret Voltaire',<br>
                      Golden Pudel Club, Hamburg, B.R.D., Sonntagnacht
                      02-03-2014<br>
                      <br>
                      Ihre gnädigen und sehr geehrten Damen und Herren,
                      ich bitte Sie um<br>
                      Verzeihung, aber ich möchte Ihnen folgende dunkle
                      Geschichte erzählen,<br>
                      eine Geschichte über die Sünden von diesem Tatort
                      Hamburg, die Sünden <br>
                      von der 'Reeperbahn', 'ici, dans le port
                      d'Hambourg' am Tag des Herrn, <br>
                      in der Nacht den Herren, wo die Herren am Ende des
                      Wochenendes noch <br>
                      'nen letzten 'Spaziergang' machen können, und für
                      'nen guten Preis...<br>
                      <br>
                      Aber, es gibt hier natürlich wie überall auch
                      Angst! Jawohl, liebe<br>
                      Freunde, Sie hören gut, Angst! Und was nun,
                      kleiner Mann? Hmmm? Hat der<br>
                      Kleine Angst, na? Ja, der Kleine hat Angst! Einst,
                      etwa 20 Jahre her,<br>
                      kurz nach der Wende, war einmal hier in Hamburg
                      ein kleiner Mann, der <br>
                      keine Angst hatte. Lass uns ihn 'Hänschen' nennen,
                      na, 'ne gute Name für <br>
                      'ne Hansestadt, doch? Hänschen, aus Hänschenstadt,
                      HH!<br>
                      <br>
                      Und das man hier Angst hat, das verstehe ich doch
                      sehr wohl, denn sie<br>
                      alle wissen natürlich das dieser Teil Europas
                      Grenzegebiet ist und seit<br>
                      vielen Jahrhunderten hat man darum Angst: 'Die
                      Nothwendigkeit ist das<br>
                      Reich der Natur und die Freiheit das Reich der
                      Gnade'. Und nicht weit <br>
                      von hier, hinter der Elbe, fangt Asien an. Hinter
                      der Elbe, wo es <br>
                      immer noch sehr viel Natur gibt, aber leider keine
                      Gnade. Ja, jedes <br>
                      Jahrhundert gibt's einige Male ein Fluß, von Osten
                      nach Westen,<br>
                      fluß nach fluß mit wilden Asiatischen horden,
                      gnadenlose Reiter mit <br>
                      nadenlosen Pferden, ganz ohne Erbarmen aus
                      feldgrauen Morgenrotlanden! <br>
                      <br>
                      Immer wieder stürzen sich auf das Abendland ganz
                      die Wut und ganz die <br>
                      Rasernei in endlosen Reihen aus endlosen Steppen
                      aus der endlosen Wüste <br>
                      der gnadenlosen Tatarei! Und wir alle sind nur
                      Weicheier und 'sie' sind <br>
                      hier im Westen wie Max und Moritz im Land von
                      Kokanien, Schlaraffenland,<br>
                      dort wo jetzt gegrillte, wohlgebratene Hünchen
                      direkt in dein<br>
                      geöffnetes Mündchen fliegen, schlupp!<br>
                      <br>
                      Aber so war es damals, etwa 20 Jahre her, unser
                      Hänschen der an jedem<br>
                      Sonntagabend in der Nähe von der 'Kleinen
                      Freiheit', am Tag des Herrn, <br>
                      in der Nacht für die Herren, wirklich ein
                      Sonderangebot hatte, für alle <br>
                      Herren der Nacht.<br>
                      <br>
                      'Frische Birne! Volle Birne! Spezialangebot!
                      Frische Birne! Volle Birne!<br>
                      Ich hab' sie gepflegt und gefüttert!
                      Spezialangebot volle Birne! Und für<br>
                      'nen guten Preis 'nen letzten Spaziergang, na?'
                      Die Leute da wissen <br>
                      natürlich alle das seine 'Früchte' ganz
                      'gegennatürlich' waren, sein<br>
                      'Obst' und sein 'Gemüse' ganz entartet, aber das
                      war ihnen allen in Sankt<br>
                      Pauli selbstverständlich nur scheißegal. Und man
                      soll dabei verstehen das <br>
                      unser kleines Liebesprinschen nähmlich einzig,
                      großartig, glänzend,<br>
                      phänomenal war. Sein wertvolles
                      'Elbebein',schneeweiß, vielleicht nicht <br>
                      vergleichbar mit dem 'Schwäbisches Töpfchen', aber
                      doch, für die <br>
                      Connaisseurs in der Region eine sehr gerühmte
                      Lokalspezialität, und sein <br>
                      'Blumenfleisch', rosenblumrot, unser 'Narziss' mit
                      'Goldmund', unser <br>
                      'Lorelei' von 'Elbemund', solch'n kleines
                      Bubelein, so frisch und <br>
                      fröhlich knabelich, und für 'nen guten Preis! An
                      jedem Tag des Herrn, in <br>
                      jeder Nacht den Herren...<br>
                      <br>
                      Einmal aber gab es auch für Hänschen 'nen letzten
                      'Spaziergang'. Damals<br>
                      war, einige Jahre nach der Wende, ein
                      Flugzeugträger der Russischen<br>
                      Kriegsmarine im Hafen angekommen mit etwa 800
                      ausgehungerten Matrosen,<br>
                      Schaum, oder darf ich mal sagen 'Abschaum', aus
                      allen Teilen des altes<br>
                      Zarenreichs:<br>
                      <br>
                      Russen, Belarussen, Ukrainer und Kosaken, Esten,
                      Letten und Litauern,<br>
                      Polen und Moldawier, Wolgadeutschen und Ostjuden,
                      Georgier, Armenier und<br>
                      Aserbaidschaner, Osseten, Tscherkessen und
                      Tetschener, Kalmücken,<br>
                      Baschkiren und Tataren, Kazaken, Kirgisen,
                      Uzbeken, Turkmenen und<br>
                      Tadschiken, Buryaten und Mongolen, Yakuten und
                      Tunguzen, Koryaken, und so<br>
                      weiter...<br>
                      <br>
                      Och, diese armen Jung'männer! Durch ihre eigenen
                      ethnischen <br>
                      Gesellschaften 'abgesandt'! Wenn sie zurückkehren
                      mit Gold und Ehre <br>
                      möchte das schon gut sein, aber wenn sie ebenfalls
                      niemals wiederkehren,<br>
                      na, dann wäre das eigentlich am besten... Die
                      Notwendigkeit, das Reich <br>
                      der Natur...&nbsp; <br>
                      <br>
                      Und ich hab' Ihnen schon gesagt, kleines süßes
                      Hänschen hatte keine<br>
                      Angst. An diesem Tag des Herrn hatte er einige von
                      diesen feldgrauen<br>
                      Morgenrotlandmatrosen 'am Bahn' entfernt und er
                      war mit ihnen mitgegangen<br>
                      um sich, für 'nen guten Preis, mit ihnen zu
                      'vereinbaren'. Doch diesmal <br>
                      war alles anders. Noch niemals war für unser
                      Hänschen 'das Rätsel der<br>
                      mannmännlichen Liebe' einfach so eintrittlich
                      haßvoll und gegenwärtig<br>
                      eingetreten!<br>
                      <br>
                      Unser Hänschen war ganz überrascht und überwältigt
                      durch die ganze Wut <br>
                      und Rasernei aus der endlosen Wüste der gnadenlose
                      Tatarei! Hatte der <br>
                      alte Goethe das gemeint mit 'das ewig Männliche'?
                      Oder war es nur der <br>
                      Zorn Gottes, 'Dies Irae' am Tag des Herrn ohne
                      Unterschied und ohne <br>
                      Urteil, den Zorn eines tragisches Gottes um die
                      Gegenwärtigkeit der <br>
                      eigenhändig gemachten Natur?<br>
                      <br>
                      Am nächtsten Tag, im feldgrauen Morgenrot, würde
                      sein 'freies', nacktes<br>
                      Körperchen gefunden, nicht weit von der
                      Elbebrücken, am Rand der<br>
                      Autostrasse beim Kai. Und noch niemals hatte der
                      sehr geehrte und sehr<br>
                      gelehrte und sehr beliebte Professsor am Institut
                      für Kriminalforschung<br>
                      solch ein außergewöhnlich 'ausgewohntes' Loch
                      angetroffen! Bei der <br>
                      Autopsie wurden auch bis zu 8 Liter menschliches
                      Samen entdeckt, 3 Liter<br>
                      im Magen, 3 Liter in den Gedärmen und etwa 2 Liter
                      in, für die medische <br>
                      Wissenschaft ganz neuen Eintritten, oder darf ich
                      mal sagen <br>
                      'Einschnitten' und Einsichten der wirklich
                      unbegrenzten Möglichkeiten der <br>
                      menschliche Physiognomie! 'Lasciate ogni speranza,
                      voi ch'entrate', zur <br>
                      Liebeshölle und zum Liebesparadies würde diese
                      Liebeskarawane ohne Ende <br>
                      nie aufhören und selbst wenn der Tod eingetreten
                      ist, möchten sie nicht <br>
                      aufhören neue ungekannte Liebeshöhlen handmässig,
                      oder darf ich mal sagen <br>
                      'leibmässig', durch ein endlos kräftiges stoßen
                      auszugraben.<br>
                      <br>
                      Auch die Resultate der DNA-Prüfung waren sehr,
                      sehr interessant und sehr,<br>
                      sehr typisch! Das ganze Blut-Emporium des altes
                      Zaren-Imperiums hatte <br>
                      dabei 'acte de présence' gemacht!&nbsp; Russen,
                      Belarussen, Ukrainer und <br>
                      Kosaken, Esten, Letten und Litauern, Polen und
                      Moldawier, Wolgadeutschen <br>
                      und Ostjuden, Georgier, Armenier und
                      Aserbaidschaner, Osseten, <br>
                      Tscherkessen und Tetschener, Kalmücken, Baschkiren
                      und Tataren, Kazaken,<br>
                      Kirgisen, Uzbeken, Turkmenen und Tadschiken,
                      Buryaten und Mongolen, <br>
                      Yakuten und Tunguzen, Koryaken, und so weiter...<br>
                      <br>
                      Und so werden eigentlich doch am Ende alle
                      Menschen Brüder, wer hätte<br>
                      das gedacht! Mit bis zu 8 Liter in seinem
                      Körperchen zusammengebracht,<br>
                      waren das etwa 800 männlichen, oder darf ich mal
                      sagen 'mannmännlichen'<br>
                      Spritzen, wovon bis zu 300 'post mortem', nicht
                      nur unangenehm, auch<br>
                      ekelhaft! Man konnte natürlich an einen
                      Zusammenhang denken, aber ich <br>
                      weiß, 'das Schwarz und Weiß ist kein Beweis', und
                      das Russisches <br>
                      Bärenschiff hatte den Hafen schon verlassen und
                      befand sich seit vielen <br>
                      Stunden auf dem 'Mare Liberum'. Auch das
                      Ministerium hatte, so kurz nach <br>
                      dem Anschluß von Volksgenossen und
                      Volksgenossinnen aus der gnadenlosen <br>
                      'Demokratischen Volksrepublik' ins Ostland, leider
                      keine diplomatischen <br>
                      Krawalle mit den ausgehungerten post-sovietischen
                      Russen.&nbsp;&nbsp; So, bis zu<br>
                      diesem Tag des Herrn, lautet die offizielle
                      Polizei-Anzeige dieses <br>
                      tragisches Falls immer noch:<br>
                      <br>
                      &nbsp;'Hergang unbekannt'...<br>
                      <br>
                      Ach, und niemals wieder wird man noch mal 'dans le
                      port d'Hambourg', am<br>
                      Tag des Herrn, seine schöne, hohe Stimme singen
                      hören: 'Frische Birne!<br>
                      Volle Birne! Spezialangebot!&nbsp; Frische Birne!
                      Volle Birne! Spezialangebot<br>
                      voller Birne! '...<br>
                      Und dieser kleine Mann, der keine Angst hatte und
                      nicht 'für sich allein<br>
                      gestorben war', die ganze ewige Rache
                      Gottes,'Flagello de Dio', aus dem <br>
                      gnadenlosen Osten voll Finsterniss für die ganze
                      Stadt, voll Sünden, ganz<br>
                      allein auf sich 'genommen' hatte; Diesmal die
                      Großstadt ganz gerettet! <br>
                      <br>
                      Und für 'nen guten Preis, na? Ein kleines
                      Opferchen!<br>
                      <br>
                      Denn was soll Hamburg sein ohne sein Hänschen? Wo
                      soll diese 'Freie<br>
                      Hansestadt' noch bleiben, hmmm?...<br>
                      <br>
                      'An 'nem schönen, blauen Montag liegt ein toter
                      Mann am Kai, und ein <br>
                      Mensch geht um die Ecke&nbsp; den man 'Judas
                      Goldstein' nennt'...<br>
                      <br>
                      Guy Tavares Guerra Roque<br>
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