"If Pica is only 6.2 pounds how then is she able to immobilize a grown man on the couch simply by sitting on him with her immense weight? Explain THAT!"
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@futurebird Great photo.
@futurebird cats have variable gravity fields.
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She is a sorceress of great power
@futurebird Besides being natural Fate-Shifters cats can Polarize Gravity
@futurebird Formost expert in the field of pinning humans to chairs, catting them with powers of immobility.
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@futurebird What puzzles me is, if, as she has testified repeatedly, she is never fed, how does Pica weigh 6.2 pounds?
@futurebird it’s a physics thing and I don’t understand physics.
Have you read any of the "Dungeon Crawler Carl" series by Matt Dinniman. It is a silly and fun book that includes a cat character named Princess Donut that explains all this.
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she weighs 1.1 pounds (half a kilo) on the moon, but 110 pounds on the lap.
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Not even 40 strong men working together could budge her!
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