BREAKING NEWS: Pica exposed as "small"
Pica, who has long maintained she is "Ginormous" and "massive and powerful" was exposed as being very small at a recent vet visit.
"She's about 6.2 pounds." explained the vet.
Pica's media contact released a "clarifying statement" shortly after the news broke.
"The vet was mistaken in her units. She must have meant 6.2 stone or perhaps tons!"
Pica herself could not be reached for comment.
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@futurebird Aww, that's adorable. I had a bitty kitty too - so bitty we named her Bitty. She was a tiny little bean, also 6 pounds, but she would put her housemates in their place. Spot was 18 […]
@futurebird Lele is 6.5 pounds & I call her a permakitten.
@futurebird 6.2 pounds? I'd call her a dinky kitty but that's what we call Kyrie and she's at least 10 lbs (just compact).
Miniscule kitty?
Atomic kitty? :thinkhappy:
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