Ok… hear me out on this one:
Consider… an ANTvent calendar where you get different ants every day for a month! you don’t have to even open it— they just come out!
This could be it!
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@futurebird do you eat them?
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How about a little bit of soil each day for 24 days and then on Christmas day you get the ants?
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@futurebird @lisamelton Hey, that’s just a regular calendar that you smeared with honey and left lying on the ground for a few days!
@futurebird genius!
@futurebird Your enthusiasm is wonderfully infectious! - but all the good ant puns have already been made! 😃
@futurebird @alexwild do it from your collection pls
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I need to snack on more than one ant a day...
Termites are welcome, too!
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@futurebird Can we get Trump some ANTvent pants?
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