Ah yes, I'm an expert in GitHub, GitLab, Bitbucket, Jenkins, CircleCI, Perforce, Docker, Kubernetes, Prometheus, AWS, GCP, Azure, IAM, DNS, NewRelic, Datadog, Postgres, MySQL, MongoDB, RabbitMQ, Redis, Rancher, ArgoCD, Flux, Linkerd, Istio, Traefik, HAProxy, Envoy, Nginx, Terraform, Vault, Ansible, S3, and more, but I don't know how Cappuccino works so I guess you should just throw my resume out into the trash, am I right recruiters?
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@cadey farg. this is pretty close to home, eh. 💔 best of luck. it sucks out there.
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Our 3rd party recruitment tooling didn’t see keyword Linux. Resume rejected!!! 🙅♂️
@cadey Cappuccino works pretty similar to Objective-C, if you reference that shitty JS framework. 🤭
Oh oops, I forgot to list Hadoop, Luxray, DB/2, and MariaDB. Guess I deserve to become homeless!
@cadey You don't need AWS Certification. But what are the 5 Pillars of WAF? Ah, wrong answer, we can't consider you for any positions.
@cadey if you learned all that there is no way you can learn another piece of software or procedure :think_bread:
@cadey well you see, not being able to make coffee is a huge red flag
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