When reality and satire are virtually indistinguishable, this doesn't surprise me but it makes me laugh out loud:
theonion.com/heres-why-i-decid…
https://mastodon.sdf.org/@arikb/113482833908331682
https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/
Just to assuage any doubt - the purchase is real:
apnews.com/article/onion-buys-…
────