2024-11-23 π programmerhumor
Just a quick meeting
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10:00: programming
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11:00: quick meeting
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Tf is scrum
I normally go βwhat the fuck did I even do yesterday?β five minutes before daily standup and look at my git commits and calendar for the day before to piece together a plausible version of my [β¦]
I have meetings from at least 9-12 every day, which are the hours Iβm the most focused. So rough
My most successful standups have been like:
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βOkay, weβre all here. Anyone wanna take a look at anything together?β
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Me when I have a 30 min meeting in the middle of the day where I am the organizer and need to lead the discussion.
2024-11-23 DivineChaos100 β 1π
The only scrum i am willing to partake in
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2024-11-23 hexaflexagonbear β 1π¬
This stuff is purely for my manager and Iβve recently noticed heβs basically not paying attention. Losing so much time for a ritual lol.
2024-11-23 dragnucs β edited β 2π¬
Why is your scrum 1 hour long?
About a year ago, I was working with an east coast customer while working remote on the west coast. Scrum was at 7am my time, with the customer on the call.
Probably should have been a [β¦]
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