2024-12-10 ┃ edited ┃ RE: GayDeceiver
@GayDeceiver
Ext. Fertility Clinic, cut to
Int. Exam room, Dr and very worried looking couple
Dr: so you’ve been married seven years and haven’t conceived yet
Waifu: nooooo and I’m not a womannnnnn if I dooooooont have baby sooooon
Dr: I wasn’t talking to you
Manly Man Husband: I love my little lady even though she hasn’t yet proven herself a true woman - and she’s making me seem gay by having non-reproductive sex. Can you help me, doctor Knockemup?
Dr.: *turns to camera and holds up Eagle Tactical Undergarments* Show these to her before engaging in sexual congress, but only do it ONCE. And I must warn you, DO NOT WEAR THEM.
ext. Fertility Clinic ONE WEEK LATER
Int. exam room
Waifu: *over the cacophony of several infants wailing entitledly* Doctooooorrrrr I have the SEPTUPLETS what do I DOOOOOOO
Manly Man Husband: Heh heh, oops, I was trying them on and the little woman could not help it; she visited her sex upon me like the plagues of Egypt!
Dr: *shakes head, grins knowingly, shakes admonishing finger* Get outta here, you crazy kids!
https://beige.party/@adhdeanasl/113629124249634774
@adhdeanasl @GayDeceiver Satire cutting close to depicting the actual thought process.
@adhdeanasl omg! That’s genius!
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