The subject matter of the trial I’m booked to interpret this week is super heavy. I’m gonna need giggles, folks, and lots of ‘em.
So please send me your memes (with alt text for our friends who need it, please), your jokes, your huddled anecdotes. Send me your groaner puns that would make your dad beam with pride. Send me your zingers and your groaners. Send me silliness in spades, will ya?
Thanks in advance.
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@adhdeanasl There’s a lake in Germany whose water is too polluted for fishing or swimming, so they put up a sign that says the water is verboten.
@adhdeanasl There’s a lake in Germany whose water is too polluted to allow fishing or swimming, so they put up a sign that says the water is verboten.
@adhdeanasl I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
@adhdeanasl You asked for it:
The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.
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There once was a man from Nantucket.
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@adhdeanasl This has been killing me with laughter all week. Good luck.
@adhdeanasl Butt
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A dog limps into a bar, glares at the barflies and growls, "Ah'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
@adhdeanasl A cannibal comes home from work and pops their head in the kitchen to see what's for dinner. In the kitchen they see someone in a dog collar in the cooking pot.
"Not pastor AGAIN?" […]
@adhdeanasl A rabbi, an imam and a bishop walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this some kind of joke"?
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