Sculptor and artist who can't draw. Live in the Great Pacific Northwest, USA. Restorer and maker of things.
I offer a 100% money back guarantee on all posts.
I will never use the term "life hack" I support prison terms for people who do.
Art , politics, and shitposts. MFA, EMT, BKA and OCD
My mind is controlled by a cheap boom box in a vacant lot
Profile picture is the symbol of United Corvids and their motto "an injury to one is an injury to all"
Header is the Doug flag
Joined: 2024-08-13
Abuse of power: comes as no surprise
Ban: Instant coffee ☕
Red Vines: Are *not* licorice
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2024-12-13 Asbestos ┃ RE: futurebird
@futurebird
Substitute "piss" for any word in the title to put these people down a peg or two.
"Read Piss Like a Book"
"How to Talk to Piss"
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2024-12-05 Asbestos ┃ 1👤 1💬 ┃ RE: adhdeanasl
@adhdeanasl
@Lizette603_23
Don't worry I'm sure DOGE will get to the bottom of it.
2024-12-05 Asbestos ┃ RE: futurebird
@futurebird
I did a whole spoken word thing about that. " Hear me now you fat bastard. I ain't guiding shit"
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2024-12-02 Asbestos ┃ 2👤 ┃ RE: futurebird
@futurebird
@pbloem @gnomekat
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