2024-12-11 adhdeanasl ┃ 1#️ 4💬
*Slow pan down from searing sky to dense, steamy jungle. The camera pushes through the canopy and settles on a sweaty military badass*
Jesse “The Body” Ventura: I ain’t got time to […]
2024-12-11 adhdeanasl ┃ edited ┃ 1#️ 3💬
ATTENTION ALPHAS: Your bug-out-bag is incomplete without this carbon fiber filament that’s thin as a single strand of a fertile woman’s hair, yet strong enough to rappel from a hovering […]
2024-12-15 tayfonay ┃ 1#️ 1💬 ┃ RE: adhdeanasl
@adhdeanasl Hmm, maybe I should consider a line of #EagleTactical therapy.
2024-12-15 adhdeanasl ┃ 1#️ 1💬
This message:
*hawk screech*
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2024-12-11 adhdeanasl ┃ 1#️ 1💬 ┃ RE: adhdeanasl
By the way, *furious tweezing montage* was the name of my band in college #EagleTactical
2024-12-11 GayDeceiver ┃ 1#️ 1💬 ┃ RE: adhdeanasl
@adhdeanasl use the hashtag #EagleTactical
2024-12-10 GayDeceiver ┃ edited ┃ 1#️ 1💬
Scene: Woman sees a man walking around the outdoors store and notices he’s holding Eagle Tactical Undergarments.
“Is that a package of Eagle Tactical Undergarments?”
“As a matter of fact, it […]
2024-12-11 ParadeGrotesque ┃ 1#️ 1👤 ┃ RE: adhdeanasl
@adhdeanasl @GayDeceiver
To be honest, #EagleTactical is the secret reason I am on Mastodon.
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