going-flying.com gemini git repository
51f97c15326b3c50076e93b853b982378b5bbba6 - Matthew Ernisse - 1613855583
add some fucking fancy in our life, eh?
diff --git a/cgi-bin/bofh.py b/cgi-bin/bofh.py
index a8c0f8d..6d9e658 100755
--- a/cgi-bin/bofh.py
+++ b/cgi-bin/bofh.py
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: UTF-8 -*-
-'''bofh.py (c) 2020 Matthew J Ernisse <matt@going-flying.com>
+'''bofh.py (c) 2020 - 2021 Matthew J Ernisse <matt@going-flying.com>
All Rights Reserved.
Redistribution and use in source and binary forms,
@@ -41,9 +41,79 @@ import random
import os
import sys
+TEMPLATE = '''
+# The BOFH Excuse Calendar
+
+```
+ [1;37m[41m╔═════════════════════════════════════════════╗[0m
+ [1;37m[41m║ The IT professional response of the day ║[0m
+ [1;37m[41m{}[0m
+ [1;37m[41m╟─────────────────────────────────────────────╢[0m
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+{}
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+ ║ ║
+ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════╝
+```
+
+BOFH © Simon Travaglia
+=> http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses Excuses List
+=> / ↩ Home
+'''
+
+
+def date_line():
+ vbar = "║"
+ s = datetime.datetime.utcnow().strftime('%A, %B %m %Y')
+ pad = int((49 - len(s)) / 2 - 2)
+ rpad = pad
+
+ if not len(s) % 2:
+ rpad += 1
+
+ return f'{vbar}{" " * pad}{s}{" " * rpad}{vbar}'
+
+
+def excuse_line(excuse):
+ vbar = "║"
+
+ line = []
+ lines = []
+ out = []
+ words = excuse.strip().split()
+
+ while words:
+ next = words.pop(0)
+
+ if len(' '.join(line)) + len(next) >= 44:
+ lines.append(' '.join(line))
+ line = []
+
+ line.append(next)
+
+ if line:
+ lines.append(' '.join(line))
+
+ for line in lines:
+ pad = int((49 - len(line)) / 2 - 2)
+ rpad = pad
+
+ if not len(line) % 2:
+ rpad += 1
+
+ out.append(f'\t{vbar}{" " * pad}{line}{" " * rpad}{vbar}')
+
+ return '\n'.join(out)
+
if __name__ == '__main__':
- fn = os.path.dirname(os.environ['SCRIPT_PATH'])
+ fn = os.path.dirname(os.environ.get('SCRIPT_PATH', '.'))
fn = os.path.join(fn, 'excuses')
if not os.path.exists(fn):
@@ -60,13 +130,9 @@ if __name__ == '__main__':
print('*CLICKY* What home directory?')
sys.exit()
- max = len(excuses)
+ max = len(excuses) - 1
+ excuse = excuses[random.randint(0, max)]
print('20 text/gemini\r\n')
- print()
- print('# The BOFH Excuse Calendar')
- print(datetime.datetime.utcnow().strftime('%A, %B %m %Y'))
- print(f'> {excuses[random.randint(0, max)]}')
- print()
- print('BOFH © Simon Travaglia')
- print('=> http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses Excuses List')
- print('=> / ↩ Home')
+ date = date_line()
+ excuse = excuse_line(excuse)
+ print(TEMPLATE.format(date, excuse))