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Wed Apr 21 14:30:18 1982
BULL JOKES
	BULL-tales and other trivia
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	The following is offered under the heading 
	E.O.A. (Equal Opportunities for Abuse).


	
1.	BULLs should be seen and not herd.
2.	An austere BULL has no steak in it's future.
3.	A bit of history : "The herd shot 'round the world'.
4.	The kind of watch a BULL would own : BULLova.
5.	A sleeping BULL: BULLdozer.
6.	What a BULL would order for lunch: BULLoney w/mustard on rye.
7.	BULLs eat their dinner at the taBULL.
8.	When a BULL feels sick it feels terriBULL.
9.	If a BULL bought a motorcycle it would buy a KOWasaki.
10.	A college bound BULL might go to OXford University.
11.	BULLs breath OXygen.
12.	A BULL who eats another BULL is a canniBULL.
13.	A kingly BULL: noBULL.
14.	An irate BULL would be asked "whats your beef".
15.	His answer would be "USDA choice, Grade A".
16.	If a BULL fell down on his rump, he'd have sore butt-OX.

	Is that enough abuse for one day ?
	If not then this should do it!
17.	What do you call a masturbating BULL ?
	a: beef strokinoff.

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