Awatmath.2204
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!watmath!pcmcgeer
Wed Apr 14 00:10:52 1982
How Many Americans
	The original version (ca 1979) of this joke went:
	q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

	a: Five.  One to screw in the bulb, four to fill out the Environmental
	Impact statement.

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