Auwvax.313
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!doug
Fri Apr  9 20:46:27 1982
pig joke

There were two farmers lazily standing by a fence, watching a bunch
of pigs inside.  The pigs were making a complete mess of themselves, 
slobbering over all their food, rolling around in the mud and generally 
being disgusting.  One of the farmers remarked to the other, "no wonder 
they call them pigs."


(about half the people I know find this very funny and the rest look
 at me blankly)

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