Auwvax.311
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!pal
Thu Apr  8 14:02:16 1982
Here comes another pun
The one about crossing state lines reminded me of this one. I dont know
how many people have heard it ( I heard it a few years ago from someone
in England.)

Question : How come Alfred the impolite Russian never gets caught in
	a downpour without his umbrella ?

Answer   : Because.....
	Rude Alf The Red *KNOWS* rain , dear!


					Anil A. Pal
					..uwvax!pal or
					pal@uwisc

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