Acwruecmp.60 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!cwruecmp!pearlmut Mon Apr 5 15:08:24 1982 Correction and Notification to: Charles Horton, cc: net.jokes I, Barak Pearlmutter, being of humorous mind (and body) hereby extend upon CH the following complaints, in connection with his (unsanctioned) use of my joke: 1) You did not place my name upon the joke. 2) Within the body of the joke, ie within that portion of the joke preceding the punchline, the following synonyms are to be used: Dolphin rather than Porpose Sea Bird " " Gull Longevity " " Immortality 2) The punchline, once and for all, is: "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porposes." And for this purpose, the lion is to be DRUGGED. WARNING: Use of any other punchline may void your warrantee. You should be aware that the legal pentalties incurred by violation of the network joke copyright act are almost as severe as those incurred by videotaping copyrighted movies for private viewing. endcc. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.