Autcsrgv.173
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Fri Apr  2 10:46:44 1982




The Bedrooms of the Nation
	After the bells stopped ringing on Parliament Hill,
Joe Clark went to ask P.E. Trudeau for some advice.
    "Uh, tell me, uh, Pierre, how do you, uh, keep your thing up?"
    "Well, it's very simple, Joe. Just take it in your hand and
whack it on the edge of your dresser. It works every time."
	So Joe went home, armed with this new information,
and crept into his bedroom. Undressing quickly, he wacked his
thing mightily against the dresser. It rose up in his hand,
and Maureen turned over in her sleep and murmured:
    "Is that you, Pierre?".



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