Afloyd.140 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!amicus Thu Apr 1 16:49:10 1982 Very bad joke When Noah's ark finally landed on Mt. Ararat, he said to the animals (as you all know), "Go forth and multiply!" Noah was pleased to see them going their ways, but after all the others were gone, he noticed two snakes that had stayed behind. "What's the matter?" asked Noah. "Why don't you go forth and multiply?" "We can't," replied the chagrinned snakes, "We're adders!" Well, old Noah thought about that for a moment, then said, "Wait here - I'll be right back." And he went to a nearby forest and felled a tree. He dragged the tree back to the snakes, split it down the middle, made a table, and put the snakes on it. "There." he said, "Any adder can multiply with a log table." ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.