Asdcattb.586
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!sdcarl!sdcattb!wa125
Tue Mar 30 19:48:40 1982
You call it what???
What do you call the situation of a bunch of people ogling a bull in pasture?

Admirable.
The bull has just swallowed a bomb.  What do you call it now?

Abominable.
Sadly, the bomb has just gone off.  What can be said now?

Noble.

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