Aeiss.216
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb
Fri Feb 19 09:47:19 1982
Doits #8
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Butchers do it in the raw.
Confectioners do it sweetly.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Ministers do it vicariously.
Morticians do it gravely.
Mountain climbers do it abysmally.
Receptionists do it in the vestibule.
Robbers do it under arms.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Yellow Pages do it with Walking Fingers.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Postmen do it at the front entrance.
Donuts do it with cream or jelly.
Batman does it with Robin.
Steel workers do it hotter.
Diamond cutters do it harder.
Construction workers do it higher.
Prince Charles does it in succession.
Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency.

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